Эпизод, где Нана умирает дважды

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Dehydrated Japanese noodles

under fluorescent lights.

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Does it get better than this?

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Question: You're not dating, are you?

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I met somebody who would be

perfect for you.

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You see, perfect might be a problem.

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Had you said co-dependent

or self-destructive...

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- You want a date Saturday?

- Yes, please.

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He is cute.

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- He's funny. He's...

- He's a he?

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Well, yeah.

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Oh, God. I just...

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You're nice... Oh, God.

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Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go

flush myself down the toilet now.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles

after that. Is that ridiculous?

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Can you believe she actually

thought that?

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Um...

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Yeah.

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Well, when I first met you,

I thought maybe...

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...possibly...

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...you might be.

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You did?

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Then you spent Phoebe's birthday

party talking to my breasts...

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...so then I figured maybe not.

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Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys

think that when you first met me?

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- I did.

- I think so.

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- Not me.

- No, no, me neither.

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Although, uh, back in college,

Susan Saladore did.

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You're kidding.

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- Did you tell her I wasn't?

- No.

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It's because I wanted

to go out with her too.

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So I told her, actually,

you were seeing Bernie Spellman...

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...who also liked her.

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Well, this is fascinating.

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So, uh, what is it about me?

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I don't know. Because you're smart,

you're funny...

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Ross is smart and funny.

You ever think that about him?

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- Ha, ha. Yeah, right.

- What is it?

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Okay, I don't know. You just...

You have a quality.

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- Yes, exactly.

- Right?

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Yeah, a quality.

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"A quality." Good. I was worried

you were gonna be vague about this.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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Oh. Rachel.

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It's Paolo calling from Rome.

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Oh, my God. Calling from Rome.

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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

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So he's calling from Rome.

I could do that.

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Just gotta go to Rome.

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Monica, your dad just beeped in.

Can you make it quick?

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I'm talking to Rome.

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Hey, Dad. What's up?

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Oh, God.

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Ross, it's Nana.

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Hey.

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MONICA: How you doing?

ROSS: Hey, Dad.

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So, uh, how's she doing?

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The doctor says

it's a matter of hours.

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- How are you, Mom?

- Me? I'm fine, fine.

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I'm glad you're here.

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What's with your hair?

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What?

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What's different?

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Nothing.

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Oh, maybe that's it.

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She's unbelievable.

Her mother's...

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Okay, relax, relax.

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We are gonna be here a while,

it looks like.

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We still have boyfriends

and your career to cover.

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Oh, God.

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The fuzzy little mints

at the bottom of her purse.

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Oh.

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Yeah, they were gross.

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Oh, you know what I love?

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Her Sweet 'N Lows.

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How she was always stealing them

from restaurants.

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Not just restaurants,

from our house.

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Mrs. Geller?

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ROSS:

She looks so small.

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I know.

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Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop

and Aunt Phyllis now.

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Goodbye, Nana.

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Bye, Nana.

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[ROSS YELLS]

[MONICA SCREAMS]

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Ross!

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Nurse.

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What is going on?

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You know, uh, how the nurse said

Nana had passed?

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Well, she's not quite.

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- What?

- She's not passed.

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She's present. She's back.

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What's going on?

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She may have died.

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"She may have died"?

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We're looking into it.

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Uh, I'll go see.

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[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]

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This almost never happens.

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[HEART MONITOR STOPS]

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Now she's passed.

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I just have to know, okay?

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Is it my hair?

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Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is.

It's your hair.

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Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

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RACHEL: Hey.

MONICA: Hi.

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RACHEL:

So did she?

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Twice.

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Oh, that sucks.

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You guys okay?

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I don't know. It's weird.

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I know she's gone,

but I just don't feel, uh...

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Maybe that's because

she's not really gone.

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No, no, she's gone.

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We checked.

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A lot.

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No, I mean, maybe no one

ever really goes.

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Ever since my mom died,

every now and then...

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...I get this feeling that she's,

like, right here, you know?

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Oh. And Debbie, my best friend

from junior high...

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...got struck by lightning

on a miniature golf course.

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I always get this strong

Debbie vibe...

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...whenever I use

one of those little yellow pencils.

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I miss her.

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Aw. Here, Pheebs.

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Want this?

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- Oh, thanks.

- Sure.

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I just sharpened her this morning.

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See, I don't believe any of that.

I think when you're dead...

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...you're dead. You're gone.

You're worm food.

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So Chandler looks gay, huh?

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I don't know who this is,

but it's not Debbie.

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I thought it'd be a closed casket.

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Well, that doesn't mean

she can't look nice.

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Sweetie, you think

you can get in there?

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I don't see why not.

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ROSS:

Here's my retainer.

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I was just thinking...

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...when my time comes...

- Dad.

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Listen to me.

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When my time comes,

I wanna be buried at sea.

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You what?

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I wanna be buried at sea.

It looks like fun.

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Define "fun."

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Come on. You'll make a day of it.

You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...

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And then we throw your body in

the water. Gee, that does sound fun.

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Everyone thinks they know me.

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Everyone says, "Jack Geller,

so predictable."

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Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say,

"Buried at sea? Huh."

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That's probably what they'll say.

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I'd like that.

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- Hey, gorgeous.

- Hey.

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Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

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Don't worry about it. Apparently,

other people have made the same mistake.

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Oh. Okay. Phew.

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So, uh, what do you think it is about me?

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I don't know what.

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You just have...

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...a quality.

- A quality. Right. Great.

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It's a shame, because you and Lowell

would've made a great couple.

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Lowell? Financial Services Lowell?

That's who you saw me with?

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What? He's cute.

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Well, yeah.

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He's no Brian in Payroll.

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Is Brian?

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No. I don't know. The point is,

if you were gonna set me up...

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...I'd like to think it'd be

with somebody like him.

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Well, I think Brian's

a little out of your league.

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Excuse me. You don't think

I could get a Brian?

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Because I could get a Brian.

Believe you me.

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I'm really not.

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ROSS:

This one?

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No.

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I've shown you every dress we have.

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Unless you want her to spend eternity

in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...

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...go with the burgundy.

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Whatever we pick, she would've

told us it's the wrong one.

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You're right.

We'll go with the burgundy.

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A fine choice. I'm coming out.

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Wait. We need shoes.

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Okay. Uh...

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How about these?

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That's really a day shoe.

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And where she's going,

everyone else will be dressier?

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Could we see something

in a slimmer heel?

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Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe

in the burgundy.

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I can show you something

in a silver that may work.

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No, it really should be burgundy.

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- Unless we go with a different dress.

- Yes.

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No, no, no. Watch this.

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Wait, I may have something in the back.

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Oh, my God.

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Is everything all right, dear?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Just Nana's stuff.

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How we doing?

You guys ready?

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Mom called to remind me

not to wear my hair up.

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Did you know my ears were not

my best feature?

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Some days it's all I can think about.

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Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.

I couldn't find my bearings.

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Heh. You mean your earrings?

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What did I say?

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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

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- Are these the shoes?

- Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.

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What? We, uh, don't have shoes here?

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Morning. We ready to go?

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Don't we look nice all dressed up?

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It's stuff like that, isn't it?

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- It was a beautiful service.

- It really was.

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Come here, sweetheart.

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You know...

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...I think it's time for you

to start using night cream.

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What?

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Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds

remarkably like Brent Musburger.

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Check it out. Giants-Cowboys.

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You're watching football at a funeral?

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No, it's the pregame.

I'm gonna watch it at the reception.

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You're a frightening, frightening man.

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RACHEL:

Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes.

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Oh. I hope they're not ruined.

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PHOEBE:

God, what a great day.

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What? Weatherwise.

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I know.

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The air, the trees.

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Even though Nana's gone,

there's something almost, uh, life...

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- Ross, are you okay?

- Ross!

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I'm fine. No, I'm fine.

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Just...

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...having my worst fear

realized, but...

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PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see

if the muscle's in spasm.

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- Huh.

- What? What is it?

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- You missed a belt loop.

- Ugh.

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[ROSS WHIMPERS]

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Okay, it's in spasm.

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Here, sweetie. Here.

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I took these when I had

my golfing accident.

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Thanks, Mom.

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ANDREA:

Sorry.

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Hi, I'm Andrea.

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I'm Dorothy's daughter.

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Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have

no idea who Dorothy is.

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PHOEBE:

Hey, look who's up.

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- Hey.

- How do you feel?

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[CHUCKLES]

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I feel great.

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[SLURRING]

I feel great. I feel great.

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Wow, those pills really worked, huh?

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Yeah. Not the first two,

but the second two, whew.

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I love you guys.

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You guys are the greatest.

I love my sister.

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I love Pheebs. Ha.

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- That's so nice.

- Hey.

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- Chandler.

- Hey.

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I love you, man.

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And listen,

if you wanna be gay, be gay.

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It doesn't matter to me.

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You were right.

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Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.

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I love you the most.

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Well, you know who I love the most?

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- No.

- You.

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Oh, you don't get it.

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- Aw!

- What do you got there?

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Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability.

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What's the score?

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17-14, Giants.

Three minutes to go in the third.

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Beautiful.

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[SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING

INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]

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[RACHEL SIGHS]

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Pheebs, could you maybe

hand me a cracker?

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Your grandmother would've hated this.

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Well, sure. What with it

being her funeral and all.

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No, I'd be hearing about...

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...why didn't I get

the honey-glazed ham?

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Or I didn't spend enough on flowers.

If I spent more, she'd say:

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"Why waste your money?

I don't need flowers, I'm dead."

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That sounds like Nana.

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Do you know what it's like

to grow up...

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...with someone who is critical

of every single thing you say?

00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,738

I can imagine.

00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,826

I tell you, it's a wonder

your mother turned out...

00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,204

...to be the positive,

life-affirming person she is.

00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,999

That is a wonder.

00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:54,382

So tell me something, Mom.

If you had to do it all over again...

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677

...I mean, if she was here right now...

00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,428

...would you tell her?

00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,055

Tell her what?

00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:07,019

How she drove you crazy,

picking on every little detail.

00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,313

Like your hair, for example.

00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,776

I'm not sure I know

what you're getting at.

00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,823

Would things have been better

if you'd just told her the truth?

00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,744

No.

00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,082

I think some things are

better left unsaid.

00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,210

I think it's nicer when people

just get along.

00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,131

Ha.

00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,424

More wine, dear?

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,509

Oh, I think so.

00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,437

Those earrings look

really lovely on you.

00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,857

Thank you.

00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,942

They're yours.

00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,945

Actually, they were Nana's.

00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,157

MEN:

No!

00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,368

Now I'm depressed.

00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,042

Even more than I was.

00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,843

Hey, who's this little naked guy?

00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,179

Uh, that little naked guy would be me.

00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,557

Aw. Look at the little thing.

00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,979

Yes, fine.

That is my penis.

00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,607

Can we be grownups now?

00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,818

- Who are those people?

- Got me.

00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,572

- That's Nana right there in the middle.

- Wow.

00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,907

Yeah, let's see.

00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,826

"Me and the gang at Java Joe's."

00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,204

Wow. Monica, you look just like

your grandmother.

00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,622

How old was she there?

00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,749

Let's see. "1939."

00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,001

Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five.

00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,088

Huh. It looks like a fun gang.

00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,138

Ooh, look, look, look.

I got Monica naked.

00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,848

Let me see.

00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,353

No, no. That would be me again.

00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,568

I'm, uh, just trying something.

00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,748

- Hey, Lowell.

- Oh, hey, Chandler.

00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,420

So how's it going in

Financial Services?

00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,965

It's like Mardi Gras without

the papier-mâché heads.

00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,300

How about you?

00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:46,178

Good. Good. Listen, um, heh...

00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,473

...I don't know what Shelly told you

about me, but, uh...

00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,976

...I'm not.

00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,313

I know. That's what I told her.

00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,981

- Really?

- Yeah.

00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,067

So you can tell?

00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:06,324

Pretty much. Most of the time.

We have a kind of radar.

00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,036

So you don't think I have...

00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,245

...a quality?

00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,083

Speaking for my people,

I'd have to say no.

00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,881

By the way, your friend Brian

from Payroll? He is.

00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,507

- He is?

- Yep.

00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,634

And way out of your league.

00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,973

Out of my league.

00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:35,353

I could get a Brian. If I wanted to

get a Brian, I could get a Brian.

00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,438

Hey, Brian.

00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,444

[English - US - SDH]

00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:13,390

Японская лапша из концентратов

под лампой дневного света

00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,350

Что может быть лучше?

00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,020

Вопрос: ты ни с кем

не встречаешься, да?

00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,060

А то я нашла тебе идеальную пару

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Знаешь, с идеальной

могут быть проблемы

00:00:24,690 --> 00:00:28,740

Мне бы что-нибудь с комплексами

и заниженной самооценкой...

00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:32,740

- Хочешь свидание в субботу?

- Если можно.

00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,320

Он такой симпатичный

00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:36,700

- Он с юмором. А еще он...

- Он - это он?

00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,410

Ну да

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О боже!

00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:42,080

Я... Просто я...

00:00:42,330 --> 00:00:43,710

Так ты не... О боже

00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,670

Все, Шелли, хватит. Пора тебе

пойти и утопиться в унитазе

00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,590

Всё, пока

00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:56,680

1-й сезон, 8-я серия:

"Бабушка умирает дважды"

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После этого у меня лапша в горле

застряла. Ну и дела творятся!

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Неужели это возможно -

подумать такое обо мне?

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Да.

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То есть когда-то я тоже подумала,

может быть...

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...вероятно...

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...не исключено

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Правда?

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Да. Но потом ты весь день рождения

Фиби проговорил с моим бюстом...

00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,830

...и я подумала - все-таки нет

00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,920

А вы, ребята, тоже подумали это

про меня при первой встрече?

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- Я - да.

- Кажется, и я тоже.

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- Я - нет.

- Нет-нет, я тоже нет.

00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:19,220

Хотя, знаешь... когда-то в колледже

Сюзан Саладор так думала

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Ты шутишь!

00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:24,520

- А ты ей сказал правду?

- Нет.

00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,310

Это потому, что я тоже

положил на нее глаз

00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:32,530

Вот я и я сказал, что ты гуляешь

с Берни Спеллманом...

00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:36,370

...которому она тоже нравилась.

Вот так

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Так-так, просто очаровательно!

00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,670

И что же во мне такого?

00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:48,170

Ну не знаю. Ты такой умный,

с юмором...

00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,920

Росс - умный и с юмором.

Вы и про него так думали?

00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,340

Да ну тебя!

00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:55,220

Так в чем дело?

00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,930

Ну не знаю. В тебе...

есть что-то такое

00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,060

Именно!

00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,180

Ага, что-то такое

00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:08,440

О, что-то такое! Все ясно!

Как хорошо, когда без обиняков

говорят все как есть!

00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,650

Алло. Алло!

00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,740

Рэйчел, это Паоло звонит из Рима

00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:20,450

О боже! Звонит из Рима!

00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,290

Ну звонит он из Рима! Я тоже мог бы

00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,710

Всего делов-то - поехать в Рим

00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,720

Моника, звонок от твоего папы.

Можно побыстрее?

00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,180

У меня разговор с Римом

00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,890

Разговор с Римом

00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:43,270

Привет, папа. Как дела?

00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,440

О боже

00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,520

Росс! Наша бабушка...

00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,830

Как она?

00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,830

Врач говорит - осталось

максимум пару часов

00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,880

- Как ты, мама?

- Я? Все в порядке.

00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:16,510

Рада, что ты здесь

00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,050

Что у тебя с волосами?

00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,930

Что?

00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,220

Что изменилось?

00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,680

Ничего

00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,560

А, в этом-то и дело

00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:27,310

Ну, блин, мама с ее этими...

00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,810

Успокойся

00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,560

Похоже, мы здесь надолго

00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:34,730

А на повестке дня еще твоя

личная жизнь и работа

00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:37,780

Господи!

00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:47,040

Заплесневелые конфетки

на дне ее сумочки

00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:50,000

Да, это было гадко

00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,000

А знаешь, что я обожал?

00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,040

Эти ее пакетики сахарозаменителя

00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:57,510

Она их всегда крала из ресторанов

00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,300

Не только. У нас из дому тоже

00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,930

Миссис Геллер?

00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,940

Она такая маленькая

00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:12,100

Да уж

00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:17,360

Теперь она с Прыг-Прыг

и теткой Филлис

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Прощай, бабуля

00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,870

Прощай, бабушка

00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,340

Сестра!

00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,550

Что случилось?

00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,510

Помните, как сестра сообщила нам

о ее смерти?

00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,850

Так вот, сестра поторопилась

00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,720

Что?

00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:51,890

Она не скончалась!

Она... продолжается! Вернулась!

00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,270

Что случилось?

00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,770

Она, кажется, умерла

00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,320

"Кажется"?

00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:00,400

Мы как раз выясняем

00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,030

Надо посмотреть

00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:08,700

Это редчайший случай

00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,310

Теперь таки скончалась

00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,020

Я просто хочу знать!

00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,860

Дело в волосах?

00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:44,150

Да, Чендлер, дело именно

в волосах

00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:48,120

У тебя гомосексуальные волосы

00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,120

Так она...?

00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:58,210

Дважды

00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:02,050

Ой, совсем плохо

00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,090

Как вы, ребята?

00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,970

Не знаю. Как-то дико

00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:09,810

Я знаю, что она умерла,

но я не чувствую...

00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,890

Может, это потому,

что она не совсем...

00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,310

Нет, совсем

00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,060

Мы проверили

00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,480

Много раз

00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,610

Я в смысле, может,

никто не умирает совсем

00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:24,740

С тех пор, как умерла мама...

00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:30,280

...я время от времени чувствую

ее где-то рядом с собой

00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:35,290

А Дебби, мою школьную подругу...

00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:39,750

...убило молнией

на поле для мини-гольфа

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Я всегда очень сильно

ощущаю дух Дебби...

00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:46,680

...когда пишу такими маленькими

желтыми карандашиками

00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,060

Я по ней скучаю

00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,520

Вот, Фиби

00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:54,770

Хочешь?

00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,060

Ой, спасибо

00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,070

Я ее как раз утром подточила

00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,940

Знаете, а я в это не верю.

Если уж умер...

00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:09,240

...так умер! Готов! Тебя жрут черви!

00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:15,250

Так что, Чендлера считают голубым?

00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,340

Не знаю, кто это, но не Дебби

00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:30,340

Я думал, гроб будет закрытый!

00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:35,100

И что, ей уже не надо

хорошо выглядеть?

00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,230

Сынок, сможешь туда залезть?

00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,730

Да куда уж проще!

00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:05,090

А тут мои зубные скобки!

00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,850

Я тут подумал...

00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,970

- Когда придет мое время...

- Папа!

00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,980

Выслушай меня!

00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:25,440

Когда придет мое время...

пусть меня похоронят в море

00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,190

Как-как?

00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:33,200

Я хочу похороны в море -

это будет весело

00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,200

Кому будет весело?

00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:39,620

Вам. Славная выйдет поездка.

Нанять яхту, взять с собой еду...

00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:44,170

И кинуть твое тело в воду.

Действительно, обхохочешься

00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:45,920

Все думают, что знают меня

00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,260

Все говорят: "Джек Геллер -

он такой предсказуемый."

00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:55,800

А вот после моей смерти они скажут:

"Похороны в море? Ха..."

00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,020

Да, именно так и скажут

00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:03,400

Мне бы понравилось

00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,160

- Привет, красавица.

Привет.

00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:19,080

Ну извини за вчерашнее

00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:24,630

Не волнуйся. Похоже, другие люди

делают ту же ошибку

00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,130

А! Ладно, проехали!

00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:33,010

Так что, по-твоему, во мне такого?

00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,430

Точно не скажу

00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,510

В тебе есть...

00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,890

...что-то такое.

- Такое! Отлично!

00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:44,400

А жаль. Вы с Лоуэллом

были бы идеальной парой

00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:48,860

Лоуэлл из финансового отдела?

По-твоему, мы с ним пара?

00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,190

А что? Симпатичный

00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,900

Ну, да

00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:55,740

Но не как Брайан из бухгалтерии

00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,240

А Брайан...?

00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,950

Нет! Не знаю... Но если уж

просить тебя устроить свидание,

00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,040

...то с кем-нибудь вроде него

00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:09,340

Ну, по-моему, Брайан

слегка тебе не по зубам

00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,390

Прошу прощения? По-твоему,

Брайан мне не по зубам?

00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:24,640

Да у меня бы таких брайанов!..

Уж поверь мне!

00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,270

Договорился

00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,270

Это?

00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,700

Я показал вам все платья до единого

00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:40,080

Если не хотите отправлять ее в вечность

в лимонном брючном костюме...

00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,620

...тогда остановимся на бордовом

00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,210

Все равно она бы не одобрила

никакой наш выбор

00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,630

Ты права. Берем бордовое

00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,590

Хороший выбор! Я выхожу

00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,090

Подожди, нам еще нужны туфли

00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,560

Может, эти?

00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,480

Вообще это дневные туфли

00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:10,020

И они будут дисгармонировать

с нарядами остальных гостей?

00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:14,320

Можно посмотреть что-нибудь

на шпильке?

00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:22,450

Так, у меня тут среди вечерних

туфель нет бордовых

00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,250

В крайнем случае

могу показать серебристые

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Нет, нужны бордовые

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Но можно взять другое платье

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Нет-нет, подождите

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Пороюсь-ка я в запасниках

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О боже

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Все в порядке, сынок?

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Да. Просто здесь разное бабушкино.

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Как вы тут? Все готовы?

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Мама напомнила, чтобы я

не делала высокую прическу

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Мне, оказывается, надо прятать

неудачные уши

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Иногда они приводят меня

в содрогание

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Извините, опоздала.

Не могла найти наушники

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Серьги, что ли?

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А я что сказала?

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- Это те самые?

- Да. От Паоло, из самой Италии.

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А у нас что, обувь не продается?

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Привет. Все готовы?

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Ой, какие же мы красивые и нарядные!

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Именно такие вещи, да?

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- Прекрасная была служба.

- Да, действительно.

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Иди сюда, солнышко

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Знаешь...

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...тебе, наверное, уже пора

пользоваться кремом от морщин

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Что?

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Ничего. Просто у тебя в пальто,

похоже, прячется спорткомментатор

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Зацени. Матч "Гиганты" - "Ковбои"

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Смотришь футбол на похоронах?

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Нет, это пока разминка.

Игра будет на поминках

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Ты - страшный человек

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Ой! Мои туфли от Паоло!

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Только бы они не пострадали!

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Боже мой, какой чудесный день!

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Что? Я о погоде

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Да, действительно

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Воздух, деревья

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Хотя бабушка умерла,

но все вокруг так и дышит жизнью...

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Росс, ты цел?

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Все в порядке. Я цел

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Просто...

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...реализовалась моя худшая фобия

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Потерпи, я проверяю, нет ли

мышечного спазма

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- Что там?

- Ремень не продет в петлю.

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Да, спазм есть

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Вот, возьми, милый

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Я их принимала после того

случая на гольфе

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Спасибо, мама

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Извини

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Привет, я Андреа

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Дочка Дороти

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А я - Чендлер, и не имею понятия,

кто такая Дороти

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Ой, кто к нам пришел!

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Как самочувствие?

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Чудесно

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Чудефно. Фудефно

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Ага, таблетка подействовала?

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Да. Первые две - нет,

а вот вторые две...

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Я люблю вас, ребята

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Вы, ребята - просто лучшие.

Я обожаю сестру

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Я люблю Фибс

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Как мило

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Эй, Чендлер!

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Я люблю тебя, чувак

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Слушай, если хочешь быть

голубым - будь им!

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Мне это безразлично

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Ты была права

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Рэйчел... Рэйчел, Рэйчел

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Тебя я люблю больше всех

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- А знаешь, кого я люблю больше всех?

- Нет.

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Тебя!

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Ты не понимаешь!

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Что это у тебя там?

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Ну, это... Слуховой аппарат

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Какой счет?

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"Гиганты" ведут 17-14.

Еще три минуты в 3-м тайме

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Красота!

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Фибс, можешь передать мне

печенье?

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Бабушке бы здесь не понравилось

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Ну да. Ее похороны все-таки

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Нет. Она бы ворчала...

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...что нет окорока в медовой глазури

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И что поскупились на цветы.

А потрать я на них больше...

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...было бы "Зачем швырять деньги?

Я мертвая, мне цветы не нужны."

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Да, это в ее стиле

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Знаешь, каково это - расти...

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...выслушивая критику

каждого своего шага?

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Могу себе представить

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Говорю тебе: просто чудо,

что у тебя мать...

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...смотрит на жизнь позитивно

и оптимистически

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Настоящее чудо!

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Скажи мне, мама. Если можно

было бы вернуть все назад...

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...если бы она была здесь, с нами...

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...ты бы ей сказала?

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Сказала что?

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Как она сводила тебя с ума,

придираясь к каждой мелочи

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Например, к волосам

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Не совсем понимаю,

к чему ты ведешь

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Может, было бы лучше

просто сказать ей правду?

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Нет!

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Наверное, кое о чем

лучше промолчать

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Люди должны щадить друг друга

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Еще вина?

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Давай

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Тебе так идут эти серьги

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Спасибо

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Они твои

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Вообще-то они бабушкины

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Вот теперь я расстроился!

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Даже больше, чем раньше

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Кто это у нас маленький и голенький?

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Этот маленький и голенький - я

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Смотрите, какая штучка!

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Ну да. Это мой пенис

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Может, теперь повзрослеем?

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Кто эти люди?

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Сдаюсь

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В середине - это бабушка

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Посмотрим...

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"Я с компанией в кофейне Джо"

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Моника, а ты - вылитая бабушка

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Сколько ей лет здесь?

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Здесь написан год: "1939"

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Значит, 24-25

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Славная была компания

Значит, 24-25

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Славная была компания

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Смотрите-ка!

У меня тут голая Моника!

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Дай посмотреть!

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Нет, это снова я

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Я просто пробую одну штуку

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Привет, Лоуэлл

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О, привет, Чендлер

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Как у вас там дела в финансовом?

О, привет, Чендлер

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Как у вас там дела в финансовом?

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Как в гареме - точно поимеют,

только не знаешь, когда

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А как ты?

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Хорошо. Отлично. Слушай...

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...что бы там не говорила

обо мне Шелли...

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...я не такой

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Я знаю. Я ей тоже так сказал

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- Правда?

- Ага.

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Так ты отличаешь?

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Как правило, да. Более-менее.

У нас есть что-то типа... радара

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Так ты не думаешь,

что во мне...

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...есть что-то такое?

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С точки зрения НАС -

ничего в тебе нет

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Кстати, в твоем друге Брайане

из бухгалтерии - вот в нем есть

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Так он...?

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Да. Но этот тебе точно не по зубам!

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Не по зубам!

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Да я бы этого Брайана... Да если

захочу, у меня таких брайанов...

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Привет, Брайан

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