Эпизод, где Рэйчел понимает

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Aww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy.

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- Look, he's got Ross' haircut.

- Oh, let me see.

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Oh, God!

Is he just the sweetest thing?

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You must just want

to kiss him all over.

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That would be nice.

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- Pfft.

- Pardon?

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Nothing. Just a little extra air

in my mouth. Pfft.

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Hey, Chan, can you help me out here?

I promise I'll pay you back.

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Oh, yeah, right.

Including the waffles last week...

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...you now owe me...

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...17 jillion dollars.

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I will, really,

I'll pay you back this time.

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Where's the money coming from?

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I'm helping out at the NYU

Med School with some, uh, research.

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What kind of research?

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Uh, just, you know, science.

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Science.

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Yeah, I think I've heard of that.

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It's a fertility study.

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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Joey...

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Please tell me you're only

donating your time.

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Come on, you guys.

It's not that big a deal.

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I just go down there

every other day...

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...and make my contribution

to the project.

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Hey, but at the end of two weeks,

I get $700!

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Wow, you're gonna be making money

hand over fist.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Okay, we got the coleslaw.

We got the buns.

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We've got the ground-up flesh

of formally cute cows and turkeys.

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[IN DEEP VOICE]

Men are here!

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We make fire.

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Cook meat.

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Then put out fire by peeing,

no get invited back!

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Cute, cute.

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- Oh, Melanie called. She's gonna be late.

- Oh, okay.

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So how are things going with you two?

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Is she becoming your special someone?

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I don't know. She's, uh...

She's pretty great.

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Yeah? What does she think of

your little science project?

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You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like

that I'm also seeing a cup?

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The man's got a point.

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Well, the tough thing is,

she really wants to have sex with me.

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Crazy bitch.

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I still got a week left in the program,

and according to the rules...

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...if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed

to conduct any personal experiments...

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...if you know what I mean.

- Joey, we always know what you mean.

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PHOEBE: Hey.

ROSS: Hey.

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How long did you think

this barbecue was gonna last?

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I'm going to China.

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Jeez, you say one thing and, eh...

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You're going to China?

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It's, uh, for the museum.

Someone found a bone.

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We want the bone,

they don't want us to have it.

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So I'm going to try to persuade them...

It's a whole big "bone" thing.

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Anyway, I'm gonna be gone

for, like, a week.

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So, uh, if you wanna reach me,

you can't. So here's my itinerary.

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Um...

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- Here's a picture of me.

- Oh, let me see.

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Could you take it to Carol's now and then

and show it to Ben so he doesn't forget me?

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- Yeah.

- Hi, Ben.

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I'm your father.

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I am The Head! Pahh!

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This barbecue's gonna be very fun.

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Is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her

a happy birthday before I left.

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- Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl.

- Oh. Heh.

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Hey, who's Carl?

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- The guy she met at the coffeehouse?

- No.

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- See, there's this guy she met at...

- The coffeehouse? Right.

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So you do know who he is. Heh.

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I'm gonna go say goodbye

to the guys.

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Hey, you know what?

Tell them that bone story.

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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Hey.

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- I have to go to China.

- The country?

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No, this big pile of dishes

in my Mom's breakfront.

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Do you guys know who Carl is?

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Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore...

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No.

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- Well, Rachel's having drinks with him.

- Oh, no!

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How can she, when she's never

shown interest in you?

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Forget about her.

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He's right, man. Please move on.

Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

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Of course, there they just call it food.

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Yeah? I guess. I don't know.

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All right, just give her this

for me, okay?

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Listen, we're just looking out for you.

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- I know.

- We want you to be happy.

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And I may only have a couple beers

in me, but I love you, man.

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I'm still on my first.

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I just think you're nice.

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Anyway, that's when me and my friends

started this fruit-basket business.

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We call ourselves

"The Three Basketeers." Ha, ha.

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Like "The Three Musketeers,"

only with fruit.

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Oh!

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Okay.

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- How do you like your burgers?

- No. Presents first, food later!

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Hold on there, tiger.

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How's it going?

How you holding up?

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Well, not so good.

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She thinks tonight's the night

we're gonna complete the transaction...

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...if you know what I...

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And you do. Heh.

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So, uh, have you ever thought about

being there for her?

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What do you mean?

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You know, just be there for her.

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Not following you.

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Think about it.

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Okay, I'm guessing this is from...

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Well, thank you, Melanie.

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- Okay, this one right here is from me.

- Okay.

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Hmm. Ah, it's light.

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[RATTLING]

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It rattles. It's...

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...Travel Scrabble.

- Ha, ha, hey!

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Wow. Thank you.

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This one's from Joey.

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It feels like a book. I think it's a book.

Feels like a book. And it's a book!

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It's Dr. Seuss!

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That book got me through

some tough times.

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There is a little child

inside this man.

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The doctors say if they remove it,

he'll die.

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- Who's this from?

- That's, uh, Ross'.

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Ah.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Oh, my God.

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He remembered.

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Remembered what?

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It was, like, months ago.

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We were walking by this antique store,

and I saw this pin in the window.

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I told him it was just like one

my grandmother had when I was little.

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Aw! I can't believe he remembered!

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Well, sure, but can you

play it on a plane?

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Oh, it's so pretty.

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- This must've cost him a fortune.

- I can't believe he did this.

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Ross? Remember when he

fell in love with Carol...

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...and bought her that ridiculously

expensive crystal duck?

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What did you just say?

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[SHUDDERS]

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Crystal duck.

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No, no, no.

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The, um... The "love" part?

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[BABBLES]

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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That's good.

Just keep rubbing your head.

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That'll turn back time.

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This is unbelievable.

I mean, this is unbelievable.

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I know. This is really, really huge.

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No, it's not. It's small,

it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.

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Uh-uh. I don't think any of our lives

will ever be the same ever again.

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Is there a mute button on this woman?

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I think this is so great!

I mean, you and Ross!

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- Did you have any idea?

- No, none.

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My first night in the city,

he mentioned asking me out...

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...but nothing ever happened,

so I just...

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What else did he say?

Does he want to go out with me?

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Given that he's desperately

in love with you...

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...he wouldn't mind getting

a cup of coffee or something.

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Ross?

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All this time?

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- I've gotta talk to him.

- He's in China!

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The country.

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Wait, his flight doesn't leave

for 45 minutes.

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What about the time difference?

From here to the airport?

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Yes!

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- You're never gonna make it!

- I've got to try.

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What are you gonna say to him?

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I don't know.

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CHANDLER:

Maybe you shouldn't go.

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Right, because if you're gonna

break his heart, that can wait.

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Yeah, but if it's good news, tell him now.

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Maybe I'll know when I see him.

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Here, look. All right, does this help?

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No.

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All I know is, I cannot wait a week.

This is just too big.

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I've just got to talk to him. I've got...

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- I'll see you later.

- I love you!

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Deal with me first!

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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All right.

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[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Ross! Ross.

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Excuse me, pardon me.

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- Hi. Your boarding pass?

- Hi.

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No, I need to talk to my friend.

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Sorry, you're not allowed on the jetway

unless you have a boarding pass.

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He just went on. He's right there,

in the blue jacket! Can I just...?

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I'm sorry. Federal regulations!

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All right, um, then could you please

just give him a message for me?

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Please? This is very important.

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All right. What's the message?

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Uh... I don't know.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Excuse me! Sir!

Excuse me! Sir?

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- I have a message for you.

- What?

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It's from Rachel. She loved the present.

She'll see you when you get back.

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What?

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Toby, I don't know

what she's talking about.

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There's no Rachel!

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Don't give me that deep freeze!

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[MELANIE MOANS]

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Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!

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I think I blacked out there

for a minute.

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It was nothing.

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Well, now we gotta

find something fun for you!

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[LAUGHING]

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Ahh, you know what?

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Forget about me. Let's, uh...

Let's give you another turn.

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Me, again?

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Sure. Why not?

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Boy! Somebody's gonna get

a big fruit basket tomorrow!

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I gotta tell you, you are nothing like

I thought you would be.

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How do you mean?

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I just had you pegged as one of those

guys who are always, "Me, me, me!"

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- Ha, ha.

- But you...

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...you're a giver.

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You're, like, the most generous

man I ever met.

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I mean, you're practically a woman.

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So, uh, Rach, do you want to save

this wrapping paper?

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It's only a little torn.

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Are you gonna go for it with Ross,

or should I throw it out?

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I don't know.

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Thought about it

all of the way there...

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...and I thought about it

all the way back and, uh...

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You know, it's Ross!

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You know what I mean? It's Ross.

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- Sure!

- Sure.

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I don't know. This is just

my initial gut feeling...

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...but I'm thinking...

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...it'd be really great.

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Oh, my God, me too!

Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law!

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The best part is you already

know everything about him.

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It's like starting on the 15th date.

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But it would be like

starting on the 15th date.

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Another good point.

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No, I mean...

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At the 15th date, you're already

in a "relationship-y" place.

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You're committed.

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Huh.

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What happens if it doesn't work out?

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- Why isn't it working out?

- I don't know, sometimes it doesn't.

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Is he not cute enough for you?

Does he not make enough money?

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- No, I'm just...

- Maybe there's someone else.

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Is there? Is there someone else?

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- No, there is no one else.

- Then why the hell...

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...are you dumping my brother?

- Wha...?

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- Hey, big...

- Shh!

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[WHISPERS]

Spender.

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She's still asleep.

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- So how'd it go?

- It was amazing.

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You know how you think

you're great in bed?

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The fact you'd even ask

shows how little you know me.

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Well, it's like,

last night I couldn't do the thing...

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...that usually makes me great.

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So I had to do all this other stuff.

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And the response I got! Man, oh, man.

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It was like a ticker-tape parade!

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Yes I know. As it happens, my room

is very close to the parade route.

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It was amazing, and not just for her.

Uh-uh. For me too.

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It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind...

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...but all my other senses

are heightened.

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You know? It's like,

I was able to appreciate it...

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...on another level.

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I didn't know you had another level.

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I know. Neither did I!

00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,938

- Hey, great skirts! Birthday present?

- Yeah.

00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,732

- From who?

- From you.

00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,067

I exchanged the blouse you got me.

00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,362

Well, it's the thought.

00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,699

Doesn't Ross' flight get in

in a couple hours?

00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,743

At gate 27B?

00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,871

Uh, yeah.

00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,540

Monica, you know,

I've been thinking about it.

00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,127

I've decided this Ross thing

is not a good idea.

00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,171

- Why?

- Because I feel...

00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,923

...like I wouldn't

just be going out with him.

00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,217

I would be going out with all of you.

00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,013

- Ugh, there'd be all this pressure and...

- No pressure, no pressure!

00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,809

Nothing has even happened yet

and you're already so...

00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,352

I'm not "so."

00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,772

I was a teensy bit weird at first...

00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,858

...but I'll be good. I promise.

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,943

[DOOR BUZZING]

00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,156

Who is it?

00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,699

CARL:

It's me, Carl.

00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,992

Come on up.

00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,952

Behind my brother's back?

00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,249

Is the kind of crazy thing

you won't be hearing from me.

00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,141

- Seven hundred bucks.

- All right, you did it.

00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,726

Do we have any fruit?

00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,646

[CHUCKLES]

00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,815

Man, hell of a two weeks, huh?

00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,026

You know what, though?

I really feel I learned something.

00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,862

So you'll stick with this

"it's all for her" thing?

00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,864

What, are you crazy?

00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:41,452

When a blind man gets his sight back,

does he walk around like this?

00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,294

I'm just saying, if I see one more

picture of Ed Begley Jr...

00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,547

...in that stupid electric car...

00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,257

...I'm gonna shoot myself!

00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,221

Don't get me wrong. I'm not against

environmental issues, per se...

00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,181

...it's just that guy!

00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,602

I can't believe you'd rather

go out with him than me.

00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,022

Excuse me, please.

I'm trying to have a date here.

00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,692

Fine, just stop thinking about me.

00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,406

Can't do it, can you?

00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,534

So I'm thinking about you.

So what?

00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,954

I don't get it. What do you see

in this guy anyway?

00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,541

Well, he seems to be

a very nice guy.

00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,878

I mean, come on, buddy!

Get a real car!

00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,593

Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.

00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,220

- Ross, it's too hard.

- No, no.

00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,347

Because it'll get weird

for everyone else?

00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,725

Who cares about them? This is about us.

00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,437

I've been in love with you

since the ninth grade.

00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,190

- You're, like, my best friend.

- I know.

00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,358

- If we broke up, and I lost you...

- Whoa.

00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,402

Why do you think we'll break up?

00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:00,489

Have you been involved with someone

where you haven't broken up?

00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,702

No.

00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,623

But it only has to happen once.

00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,001

You and I know

we are perfect for each other.

00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,419

Right?

00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,298

So the only question is:

Are you attracted to me?

00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,219

I don't know.

00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,765

I mean, I've never looked at you

that way before.

00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,142

Well start looking.

00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,654

Wow.

00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,072

Exactly!

00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,199

And you just know

I'm gonna be the guy...

00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,369

...caught behind this hammerhead

in traffic!

00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,206

- Right.

- Heh.

00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,083

You're right.

00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,542

- You know what?

- What?

00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,046

I forgot, I'm supposed to pick up

a friend at the airport.

00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,382

I am so sorry. I'm so...

00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,969

If you want to stay

and finish your drinks, please do.

00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,596

I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm sorry.

00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,515

But...

00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,943

Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me.

00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,778

I'm sorry. Ha, ha.

00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,823

Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go?

00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,783

There's no Rachel!

00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,791

- Oh, hey. I got that.

- Oh.

00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,502

- Thanks, sweetie.

- No problem.

00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,760

I cannot wait

for you to meet my friends.

00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,513

Really? You don't think

they'll judge and ridicule me?

00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,515

No, they will. I just, uh...

00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,017

- Can't wait. Heh.

- Can't wait.

00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,768

Come on, they're gonna love you.

00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,817

[English - US - SDH]

00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,580

Ой, какой у тети Моники племянничек

А это маленький Бен задремал

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Ой, какой у тети Моники племянничек

00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,920

- Смотри, у него прическа Росса.

- Дай глянуть.

00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:15,250

О боже!

Правда, очаровательный малыш?

00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:19,970

Наверное, тебе так и хочется

зацеловать его всего

00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:25,930

Было бы неплохо

00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:28,180

Извини, что?

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Ничего. Так, немного лишнего

воздуха во рту

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Эй, Чен, не выручишь?

Обещаю, что всё отдам

00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,240

Ага, значит так. Включая

вафельный торт на той неделе...

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...ты мне уже должен...

00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:48,040

...колупнадцать миллионов

долларов

00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:50,620

Правда-правда,

на этот раз я заплачу

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А откуда денежки возьмешь?

00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,420

Я участвую в исследованиях

медицинского отделения

Нью-Йоркского университета

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В каких исследованиях?

00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,840

Ну, в таких - научных

00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:06,220

Научных!

00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,270

Я, кажется, слышал это слово

00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:14,480

Это исследования по оплодотворению

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Ради бога, скажи, что ты

расходуешь там только свое время

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Да ладно вам, ребята.

Что тут такого особенного?

00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,200

Я просто хожу туда через день...

00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:29,700

...и вношу свой вклад в проект

00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:33,460

А после двух недель работы

я получу 700 долларов!

00:01:33,710 --> 00:01:38,130

Подумать только - заработать

такие деньги одной левой

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Первый сезон, 24-я серия

"Рэйчел узнает правду"

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Так, салат есть. Булочки есть

00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:36,050

Есть мелко нарубленная плоть

некогда симпатичных коров и птиц

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Мужчина пришла, однако!

00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,650

Огонь зажигать, однако

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Мясо жарить, однако

00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:51,900

Поссать - загасить огонь, а потом

больше сюда не звать, однако!

00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:53,440

Ай, красавцы!

00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,570

- Джои, звонила Мелани. Она опоздает.

- Ладно.

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Как у вас с ней идут дела?

00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:02,790

Она уже стала

"избранницей твоего сердца"?

00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:06,210

Ну, не знаю. Она...

она неплохая девчонка

00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:10,800

Да? А что она думает о твоем

"научном исследовании"?

00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:16,010

Вы думаете, я скажу своей девушке,

что встречаюсь еще и со стаканчиком?

00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:19,970

Он в чем-то прав

00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:23,810

Тяжело то, что она очень хочет

секса со мной

00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:27,480

Чокнутая стерва!

00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:34,650

У меня по проекту осталась неделя,

и согласно договору...

00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:38,660

...для получения денег я не должен

проводить никаких... личных экспериментов

00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:40,410

...если вы поняли, о чем я

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Джои, мы всегда точно знаем,

о чем ты

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Как долго, по-твоему, мы будем

жарить барбекю?

00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,510

Я еду в Китай

00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:00,180

Господи, уже и спросить нельзя

00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:01,680

Ты едешь в Китай?

00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,600

Это... это от музея.

Там кто-то нашел кость

00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,890

Нам нужна эта кость,

но они ее нам не отдают

00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:12,610

И я еду убеждать их отдать ее...

В общем, ложиться там костями

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Короче, меня не будет где-то...

примерно неделю

00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:21,530

Если захотите связаться со мной,

то не выйдет. Вот мой маршрут

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- А это моя фотография.

- Ой, дай посмотреть.

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Можешь понести ее Кэрол и показывать

Бену почаще, чтобы он меня не забыл?

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Привет, Бен

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Я - твой отец

00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:39,880

Я - всему голова!

00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,430

Да, вечеринка обещает быть

веселой

00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,480

А Рэйчел здесь? Я хотел поздравить

ее с днем рождения, пока не уехал

00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:53,810

Нет, она где-то выпивает с Карлом

00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:57,190

Эй, а кто такой Карл?

00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,660

- Знаешь парня, с которым она

познакомилась в кафе?

- Нет.

00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:05,620

- Ну, есть парень, она встретила его...

- В кафе? Я понял.

00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:09,210

Так ты знаешь, кто он такой

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Ладно, пойду попрощаюсь

с мужиками

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Знаешь что? Расскажи им

свою историю про кости

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- Мне надо ехать в Китай.

- В страну?

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Нет-нет, в магазин фарфора,

который так любит моя мама

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Ребята, вы знаете, кто такой Карл?

00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:41,110

Дай подумать. Элвин, Саймон, Теодор...

Нет!

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Рэйчел с ним сегодня где-то выпивает

00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:49,040

О нет! Как она могла! Она же никогда

не проявляла к тебе интереса!

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Да забудь ты о ней

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Он прав, дружбан. Живи дальше.

Едь в Китай. Ешь китайскую кухню

00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:59,630

Конечно, там они называют ее

просто "кухня"

00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,760

Ладно. Наверно. Не знаю

00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:06,350

Хорошо... Передайте ей от меня

подарок, ладно?

00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,100

Слушай, мы просто о тебе заботимся.

Мы хотим, чтобы ты был счастлив

00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:15,730

Я, конечно, уже выпил пару пива,

но я люблю тебя, дружбан

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Я еще первую не допил

00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:24,740

Ты мне пока просто нравишься

00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:34,290

Вот как мы с друзьями затеяли

эту торговлю фруктами в корзинках

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Мы называем себя "Три фрушкетера"

00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:43,760

Ну, как "Три мушкетера", только

с фруктами

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- С чем тебе сделать бургер?

- Нет! Сначала подарки, потом еда!

00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:56,150

Постой-ка, котяра

00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,690

Как дела? Как держишься?

00:06:57,940 --> 00:06:59,320

Да как-то не очень

00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:03,070

Она думает, что сегодня особый вечер,

и мы завершим налаживать наши отношения...

00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,740

...если ты поняла...

00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,660

А ты поняла!

00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:10,370

А ты не думал, как можно сделать

хорошо именно ей?

00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:13,580

Ты это о чем?

00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,210

Ну, так, чтобы хорошо было

прежде всего ЕЙ

00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,420

Не уловил твою мысль

00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,640

Тогда подумай

00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:39,810

Я думаю, что это от...

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Спасибо тебе, Мелани

00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,700

А этот подарок - от меня

00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,570

Он легкий

00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:49,950

Он тарахтит

00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,740

Это...

00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:56,750

...дорожный комплект игры "Эрудит"!

00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:01,130

Спасибо

00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,210

А этот от Джои

00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,510

Похож на книгу. Кажется, это книга

00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,260

Действительно - книга!

00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:13,060

Сказки доктора Сьюсса!

00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,230

Эта книга помогла мне пережить

много тяжелых дней

00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,230

В этом мужчине всё еще живет

маленький мальчик

00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,940

Врач сказал - если его удалить,

Джои умрет!

00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,950

- А этот от кого?

- Это от Росса.

00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,250

Боже мой!

00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,060

Он не забыл!

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Не забыл что?

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Дело было пару месяцев назад

00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:45,770

Мы проходили мимо антикварной лавки,

и я увидела эту брошку

00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:50,690

Я сказала ему, что точно такая же была

у бабушки, когда я была маленькая

00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,530

Аж не верится, что он это запомнил!

00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:58,160

Оно конечно, но сможешь ли ты

играть в нее на самолете?

00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:04,290

Такая красивая!

00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,000

Наверное, стоила ему кучу денег

00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,380

Прямо не узнаю Росса

00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,920

Да ну! Помните, еще в колледже,

когда он влюбился в Кэрол...

00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:14,680

...он купил ей идиотски дорогую

хрустальную утку?

00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,550

Что ты сказал?

00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,570

Хрустальную утку

00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,450

Нет-нет, что-то про "влюбился"?

00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:50,920

О господи боже мой!

00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,340

Хорошо!

Давай, продолжай чесать репу

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От этого время повернет назад

00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,730

Это невероятно.

Серьезно, это не влазит в голову!

00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,610

Это точно. Это огромное-огромное

событие!

00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:15,440

Нет, не огромное. Мелкое, маленькое,

крохотное - как зернышко!

00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:20,620

Всё, отныне жизнь каждого из нас

изменилась навечно и бесповоротно!

00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,410

На ней есть кнопка выключения звука?

00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:27,040

Я думаю, это здорово!

Чтобы у тебя - и с Россом!

00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:28,620

Ты хотя бы догадывалась?

00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,500

Нет, ни капли!

00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,920

В первый же мой вечер в городе

он что-то сказал насчет свидания...

00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,720

...но ничего не было, так что я...

00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,090

А что еще он сказал?

Он что, хочет со мной встречаться?

00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,180

Учитывая, как он в тебя влюблен...

00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:46,270

...он, пожалуй, не отказался бы,

например, выпить с тобой чашку кофе!

00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,190

Росс?

00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,190

Всё это время?

00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,570

- Мне надо поговорить с ним.

- Он в Китае!

00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,530

Это страна

00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,530

Стоп, его вылет только через 45 минут

00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:03,580

- А разница во времени?

- От нас до аэропорта?

- Да!

00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:06,410

- Ты не успеешь!

- Я хотя бы попытаюсь.

00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,620

Рэйчел, что ты ему скажешь?

00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,120

Я не знаю

00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,500

Тогда, может, лучше не ехать

00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:15,420

Ага, потому что если ты собралась

разбить ему сердце, это может подождать

00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,630

Но если это что-то хорошее,

скажи ему сейчас

00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,380

Определюсь, когда увижу его

00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:23,720

Смотри сюда.

Как думаешь, это поможет?

00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:34,020

Я не могу ждать его целую неделю.

Это слишком большое событие

00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,780

Я обязана поговорить с ним.

Мне пора...

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,320

Короче, до встречи

00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,450

Рэйчел, я тебя люблю!

00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,740

Разберись сначала со мной!

00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,210

Так-так

00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,390

Извините... Простите...

00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,720

Ваш билет?

00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,810

Нет, у меня нету.

Мне надо поговорить с другом

00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,980

Нет, вам нельзя на летное поле

без билета

00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,360

Да он же здесь, в синем пиджаке!

Можно я хоть...?

00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,570

Извините.

Правила, утвержденные министерством!

00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,820

Ладно... Можете хотя бы передать

ему от меня сообщение?

00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,490

Это очень важно

00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,910

Хорошо.

Какое сообщение?

00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,410

Я не знаю

00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,120

Прошу прощения! Сэр!

00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:32,710

Прошу прощения! Сэр!

00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,580

У меня для вас сообщение

00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:38,880

Рэйчел сказала, что обожает ваш

подарок и ждет вашего возвращения

00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:41,920

Что?

00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,010

Тоби... Ради бога, я понятия не имею,

что она тут наговорила!

00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,890

Нет никакой Рэйчел!

00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:50,640

Не надо делать такое лицо!

00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,740

О-о... Джои, Джои, Джои!

00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:07,580

По-моему, у меня сознание отключилось

на целую минуту

00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,830

Да ничего особенного

00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:15,460

Ну а теперь надо сделать

что-нибудь приятное тебе!

00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,670

Знаешь что?

00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:25,970

Забудем про меня.

Давай сделаем тебе еще разок

00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,260

Опять мне?

00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:32,350

Конечно. Почему нет?

00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:39,940

О боже! Кто-то завтра получит

огромную корзину с фруктами!

00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:48,030

Должна сказать тебе, Джои, ты

совершенно не такой, как я думала

00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,580

Это в каком смысле?

00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:54,830

Ну, я представляла тебя одним из тех

парней, для которых всё "я, я, я"!

00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,670

Но ты...

00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,250

...ты - из дающих!

00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,960

Ты самый щедрый мужчина из всех,

кого я встречала

00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:07,130

То есть ты - практически женщина

00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:14,770

Ну что, Рэйч, тебе еще нужна эта

оберточная бумага?

00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,310

Она только надорвана

00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:21,320

Ты будешь возвращать подарок,

или мне ее выкинуть?

00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,360

Я не знаю

00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,570

Я не знаю

00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,070

Я думала об этом всю дорогу туда...

00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,580

...и думала о том же всю дорогу

обратно...

00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,450

Понимаете, это же Росс!

00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,910

Понимаете, о чем я?

Это Росс

00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,000

Конечно!

00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:44,630

Ну не знаю. Я ничего не знаю,

я просто нутром чувствую...

00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,510

...но я думаю...

00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,970

...всё будет замечательно

00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:53,890

О боже, и я тоже!

Мы станем полуродственниками!

00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:57,100

А лучше всего то, что ты уже

все про него знаешь

00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,520

Это как начинать с 15-го свидания

00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:03,900

Но с другой стороны - это будет

как начинать с 15-го свидания

00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:07,530

Это тоже верно

00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:12,660

Знаешь, на 15-м свидании вы уже

глубоко завязли в отношениях

00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,450

Всё уже не просто так

00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,710

И что будет, если у вас не получится?

00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,040

Почему это вдруг не получится?

00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,960

Не знаю. Иногда не получается

00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:26,880

Он что, недостаточно красивый для тебя?

Он что, мало зарабатывает?

00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,050

Нет, я просто...

00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,760

Может, у нее есть другой

00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,010

Есть? У тебя есть кто-то другой?

00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,930

Нет! Нет у меня никого другого

00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:39,390

Тогда какого черта ты бросаешь

моего брата?

00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,030

Привет, герой...

00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,660

Науки!

00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,700

Тихо! Она еще спит

00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,620

- Ну, как дела?

- Фантастика!

00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,790

Вот, допустим, ты считаешь

себя великим любовником, да?

00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:04,750

Уже сам твой вопрос показывает,

как плохо ты меня знаешь

00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,760

Ну, прошлой ночью мне нельзя было

делать то...

00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,920

...чем я обычно себя прославляю

00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,260

Поэтому пришлось делать

разные другие вещи

00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,600

И какого эффекта я добился -

господи боже мой!

00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,430

Это было как парад

на главной улице!

00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:24,980

Я знаю. По случаю моя комната оказалась

совсем рядом с маршрутом парада

00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,860

Было потрясающе, и не только ей

00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:32,950

Мне тоже!

00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,240

Так, как будто внезапно я ослеп...

00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:38,620

...но все остальные мои чувства

обострились

00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:42,500

Понимаешь? Как будто я стал

воспринимать всё...

00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,290

...на другом уровне!

00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:50,010

Я не знал, что у тебя вообще есть

другой уровень

00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,680

Ну да. Я тоже не знал!

00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,940

- Ого, какая юбка! Подарок на

день рождения?

- Да.

00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,600

- От кого?

- От тебя!

00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,980

Я обменяла блузку, которую ты подарила

00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,820

Да, это толково

00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:14,570

А рейс Росса прибывает когда?

Часа через два?

00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:18,200

К воротам 27-Б?

00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,370

Моника, я тут подумала об этом

00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:26,000

И решила, что все эти дела с Россом -

неудачная мысль

00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,040

Почему?

00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:30,710

Потому что мне кажется, я буду

встречаться не только с ним

00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,170

Я буду встречаться как будто

со всеми вами

00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,880

Все будут давить на мозги, и...

00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:38,470

Не будут, не будут!

00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,640

Моника, еще ничего вообще не было,

а ты уже такая...

00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,230

Я не такая

00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,640

Ну, вначале я немножко переволновалась...

00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:50,570

...но теперь все будет хорошо.

Я обещаю

00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:54,990

Кто там?

00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,570

Это я, Карл

00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,870

Поднимайся

00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,410

Изменяешь моему брату?

00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:06,750

Именно таких глупостей ты никогда

от меня не услышишь

00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,850

Семь сотен баксов!

00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,010

Отлично, ты справился!

00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:25,230

Где же плоды твоего труда?

00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,650

Блин! Вот это две недельки

00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,900

А знаешь что? По-моему,

я действительно кое-чему научился

00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,740

Правда? Так ты продолжишь эту линию

"всё для нее, всё ради неё"?

00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,820

Ты что, сбрендил?

00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:42,910

Когда к слепому возвращается зрение,

он что, и дальше ходит вот так?

00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:50,500

Просто я говорю: если я увижу

еще одну фотку Эда Бегли-младшего...

00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,590

...в этом идиотском электромобиле...

00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,760

...я просто застрелюсь!

00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,140

Пойми меня правильно: я не против

экологии самой по себе...

00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,350

...но этот мужик!..

00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,770

Не могу поверить, что ты предпочла

его мне

00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,270

Прошу прощения! У меня тут,

между прочим, свидание!

00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,110

Отлично, тогда просто не думай обо мне

00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,860

Не можешь, да?

00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,450

Ну, я думаю о тебе. Ну и что?

00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,790

Не понимаю. Что ты вообще в нем нашла?

00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,460

Ну, он, кажется, довольно приятный

молодой человек

00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:33,340

Я говорю - да ну, мужик!

Купи нормальную тачку!

00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,260

Рэйчел, прошу тебя

00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,970

Давай попробуем

00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,220

Росс, это всё так тяжело

00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,550

Потому что все станут по-другому

к нам относиться?

00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,770

Кому какое дело? Главное - это мы

00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:49,350

Я же влюблен в тебя, наверное,

с девятого класса

00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,230

- Росс, ты же мой настоящий друг.

- Я знаю.

00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,270

Если мы расстанемся, и я тебя потеряю...

00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,320

Почему ты думаешь, что мы расстанемся?

00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:01,950

А ты встречался с кем-то, с кем

ты так и не расстался?

00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,530

Нет

00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,580

Но такое должно случиться только

один раз

00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,920

Мы оба знаем, что созданы

друг для друга

00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,500

Ведь так?

00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:18,670

Поэтому остается только один вопрос:

я тебе нравлюсь?

00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,050

Я не знаю

00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,310

То есть я никогда так о тебе

не думала

00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,560

Так начинай думать!

00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,950

Вот именно!

00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,160

И получается, что именно я...

00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,830

...должен стоять за этим тупоголовым

в пробке!

00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,080

Точно!

00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,080

Ты прав!

00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,580

Знаешь что?

00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,960

Я забыла - мне же еще нужно

встретить друга в аэропорту

00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,260

Ну извини меня!

00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,720

Если хочешь остаться и всё допить -

прошу

00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,510

Извини, мне пора идти. Прости меня!

00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,560

Но...

00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,940

Извините... Простите

00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,440

Извините

00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:21,570

Тоби...

00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,820

...ради бога, может, хватит?

00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:27,280

Нет никакой Рэйчел!

00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,160

Я поднял!

00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:37,770

- Спасибо, солнышко.

- Не за что.

00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,730

Жду не дождусь познакомить тебя

с моими друзьями!

00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,700

Правда? А разве они не осудят

и не высмеют меня?

00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,530

Именно так. Я просто...

00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:50,660

Жду-не дождусь!

00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:54,860

Да ну, они тебя полюбят

с первого взгляда