Эпизод с грудным молоком

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...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!

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ALL:

Aww!

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PHOEBE:

Look at these.

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Hey, Ben.

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"Just do it"! Unh!

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[BEN CRlES]

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Oh, my God! Oh!

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Was that too much pressure for him?

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-Oh, is he hungry already? Aw.

-I guess so.

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You know, it's....

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Something funny about sneakers.

I'll be right back.

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Oh, uh, I gotta get one too.

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Hey, what are you guys doing?

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We're just hanging out

by the spoons.

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Ladle?

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Will you guys grow up?

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This is the most natural,

beautiful thing in the world.

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Yeah, we know.

But there's a baby sucking on it.

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This is my son having lunch, okay?

It'll happen a lot, so get used to it.

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If you have a problem, if you're

uncomfortable, just ask questions.

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CaroI's fine with it. Come on.

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-Carol?

-Carol.

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I was wondering if Joey could ask you

a question about breast-feeding?

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-Sure.

-Uh....

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Does it hurt?

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It did at first, but not anymore.

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Chandler?

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So, uh, how often can you do it?

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As much as he needs.

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Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh....

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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If he blows into one,

does the other one get bigger?

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-Rachel, do you have muffins left?

-Yeah, I forget which ones.

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Oh, you're busy, I'll get it.

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-Anyone else want one?

-No, thanks.

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No, I'm all set.

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Oh, you're losing your apron.

Let me get it.

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-Oh.

-There you go.

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Thank you.

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Ugh, what a bitch.

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Listen, guys, I have a friend

at Bloomingdale's who's quitting...

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...and he wants to abuse his discount.

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So anyone want to come

take advantage of it?

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I can't. I have to take

my grandmother to the vet.

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-Okay. Um, I'll go with you.

JULlE: Great.

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ROSS: Hi, honey.

-Hey, sweetums.

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- And hello to the rest.

ALL: Hi.

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What are you doing?

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You can't go shopping with her.

What about Rachel?

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-It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?

-Come on.

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You're going to

Bloomingdale's with Julie.

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It's like cheating on Rachel

in her house of worship.

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-But l--

-Monica, she will kill you.

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She will kill you

like a dog in the street!

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So, uh, Jules tells me you guys

are going shopping tomorrow.

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Yeah, um, it's actually not that big a deal.

In fact--

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It's a big deal to me. This is great.

I really appreciate this.

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You're welcome.

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[BARKING]

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[PANTlNG]

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[MlMlCS GUNSHOT]

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Bijan for men?

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-Hey, Annabel.

-Hey, Joey.

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-Did you hear about the new guy?

-Who?

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Nobody knows his name. Me and

the girls call him "The Hombre Man."

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Hombre?

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What's he doing in my section?

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I guess he doesn't know.

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Well, he's gonna.

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I'll see you a little later, okay?

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Hey, how you doing?

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Morning.

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Listen, uh, heh. I know you're new...

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...but, uh, it's kind of

understood that everything...

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...from young men's to

the escalator is, uh, my territory.

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-Your territory, huh?

-Yeah.

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-Bijan for men?

-No, thanks.

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Hombre?

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Yeah, all right.

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You were saying?

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Phoebe, listen. You were with me,

and we were shopping all day.

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-What?

-We were shopping and we had lunch.

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All right. What did I have?

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-You had a salad.

-No wonder I don't feel full.

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Hi, guys. What's up?

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I went shopping with Monica all day

and I had a salad.

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Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?

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Um....

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We went shopping for, um....

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For, um....

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For fur.

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-You went shopping for fur?

-Yeah.

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And then I realized

that I'm against that and, um....

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So then we bought some, um....

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Um, boobs.

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[LAUGHS]

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You bought boobs?

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Bras!

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We bought bras!

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We bought bras.

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Bijan for men?

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Bijan for....

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Hey, Annabel. Uh--

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Listen, I was wondering if after work

we could grab a cup of coffee?

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Actually, I sort of have plans.

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Oh.

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You ready, Annabel?

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You bet.

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-Maybe some other time.

-Yeah.

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It's not the first time I lost a girl

to a cowboy spraying cologne.

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Bijan for men?

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Bijan for men!

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Okay, and this is Funny Clown.

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Funny Clown is only for after his naps,

not before or he won't sleep.

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We've been through this before.

We have a good time.

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We laugh, we play.

It's like we're father and son.

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Honey, relax.

Ross is great with him.

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Don't look so surprised.

I'm a lovely person.

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Oh, this is so cute.

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Ah, I got that for him!

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"My Mommies Love Me."

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That's clever.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Jul....

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Hi, Jew!

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Okay, um, sure.

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That'd be great. See you then. Bye.

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Did you just say, "Hi, Jew"?

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Yes. Um, yes, I did.

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That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz.

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Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

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Ben, dinner!

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Thanks, Aunt Pheebs.

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You didn't microwave that, did you?

It's breast milk, you're not supposed to.

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Duh, I think I know

how to heat breast milk. Heh.

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Okay.

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[ALL GASP]

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What did you just do?

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I licked my arm, what?

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[STAMMERS]

It's breast milk!

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So?

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Phoebe, that is juice

squeezed from a person.

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-What is the big deal?

ROSS: No, no--

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[ALL YELL]

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What did you just do?

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Can people stop

drinking the breast milk?

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-You won't even taste it?

-No.

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Not even if you just

pretend it's milk?

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Not even if CaroI's breast had

a picture of a missing child on it.

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-Hey.

-Hi.

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-Where is everybody?

-Took Ben to the park.

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-Where have you been?

-Just out.

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Had some lunch. Just me.

A little quality time with me.

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-Hey, thanks for your jacket.

-Oh, no problem.

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-You can borrow it, by the way.

-Heh.

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-Oh, here are your keys, honey.

-Thank you.

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-Mon?

-Mm-hmm?

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If, uh, you were at lunch alone,

how come it cost you $53?

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You know what probably happened?

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-Someone must have stolen my credit card.

- Ah.

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And put the receipt

back in your pocket?

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Huh. That is an excellent,

excellent question.

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That is excellent.

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What's with you?

Who did you have lunch with?

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-Judy.

-Who?

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-Julie. Jody?

-What?

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-You were with Julie?

-Mm. Look.

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When it started,

I was just trying to be nice to her...

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...because she was

my brother's girlfriend.

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And then one thing led to another...

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...and before I knew it, we were...

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-...shopping.

- Aah.

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Oh, my God.

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Wait, we only did it once.

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It didn't mean anything to me.

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-Yeah, right. Sure.

-Really!

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Rachel,

I was thinking of you the whole time.

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Look, I'm sorry, all right?

I never meant for you to find out.

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Oh, please! Please!

You wanted to get caught!

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That is not true!

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So you just happened

to leave it in here?

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Did it ever occur to you

that I might just be that stupid?

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Okay, Monica,

I just have to know one thing.

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Did you go with her

to Bloomingdale's?

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[WHlMPERS]

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay, I just really, um--

I just need to not be with you right now.

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[COOlNG]

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Hi, who's this?

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Hi, Joanne. ls Rachel working?

It's Monica.

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Yes, I know I did a horrible thing.

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Joanne, it's not as simple

as all that, okay?

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No, I don't care what Steve thinks.

Hi, Steve.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-Hey!

PHOEBE: Hi!

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How did we do?

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Oh, I tasted Ben's milk

and Ross freaked out.

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I-- I did not freak out.

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-Why'd you freak out?

-Because it's breast milk.

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It's gross!

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My breast milk is gross?

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This should be fun.

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No, Carol.

There's nothing wrong with it.

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I just don't think

breast milk is for adults.

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Of course, the packaging does

appeal to grownups and kids.

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Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it.

It's no big deal.

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-Come on, just taste it.

-Ha-ha-ha.

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That would be no.

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-Come on.

-Try it.

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-It's natural.

-It doesn't taste bad.

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Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet.

Sort of like, uh....

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-Like what?

-Cantaloupe juice.

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Exactly.

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You've tasted it.

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[STAMMERS]

You've tasted it.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, you've tasted it.

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You can keep saying it,

but it won't stop being true.

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[GRUMBLES]

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Give me the bottle.

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Get me the towel.

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Howdy.

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Give me a box ofjuice.

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Well, they switched me over to Hombre.

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Maybe it's because of

the way you're dressed.

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Or maybe this guy's doing so good

they want to put more people on it.

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This guy goes through

two bottles a day now.

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What do you care?

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You're an actor. This is your day job.

Isn't supposed to mean anything.

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I know, but I was the best.

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You know? I liked being the best.

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Maybe I should get

out of the game.

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They need guys up in housewares

to serve cheese.

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Say you do that.

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Sooner or later, somebody will come

along that slices a better cheddar.

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And then where you gonna run?

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-I guess you're right.

-Damn right I'm right.

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Show this guy what you're made of.

Stand your ground.

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Show him that you're the baddest

Hombre west of the lingerie!

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-I'm gonna do it!

-All right!

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Now, go see Miss Kitty and

she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.

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MONICA:

I don't know what to say.

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That works good

because I'm not listening.

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I feel terrible. I really do.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

Did my back hurt your knife?

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Rachel!

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Say that I'm friends with her.

We spend time together.

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-Is that so terrible?

-Yes.

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-It's that terrible?

-Yes, Monica! You don't get it.

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It's bad enough she stole the guy...

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...who may be the person

I'm supposed to be with.

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But now...

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...she's actually....

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But now she's actually stealing you!

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Me?

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What are you talking about?

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Nobody could steal me from you.

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Because I'm friends with her doesn't

make me any less friends with you.

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Honey.

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I mean, you're my....

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And we're....

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[CRYlNG]

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-Oh, I love you!

-I love you too!

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You guys, um, I know that this really

doesn't have anything to do with me.

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But, um, I love you guys too!

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[ALL CRYlNG]

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Ugh, I really needed that.

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Look, I know you're in a place

right now...

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...where you really need

to hate Julie's guts.

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But she didn't do anything wrong.

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She's just a girl who met a guy,

and now they go out.

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I think that if you gave her

a chance, you'd like her.

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Will you give that a chance?

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For me?

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I'd do anything for you,

you know that.

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I'd do anything for you!

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[BOTH CRYlNG]

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Morning.

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Heh. I said, morning.

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I heard you.

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All right, everybody.

I'm opening the doors.

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You boys ready?

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Ready.

00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,220

Yeah, I'm ready.

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[YELLING]

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You idiot! You stupid cowboy!

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You've blinded me! I'm suing!

00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,530

Oh, my God! Todd!

What the hell did you do?

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I'm sorry. I'm such a doofus!

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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,080

My God, what happened?

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Eh, these new kids, they never last.

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Sooner or later they all...

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...stop lasting.

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Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you

that cup of coffee now?

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Sure.

00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,980

-So.

-So.

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I just thought the two of us

should hang out a bit.

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I mean, you know,

we've never really talked.

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I guess you'd know that,

being one of the two of us. Ha, ha, right?

00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,790

-I know.

-Mm.

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I probably shouldn't

even tell you this...

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...but I'm pretty much

totally intimidated by you.

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Really? Me?

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Oh, my God, are you kidding?

00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,180

Ross is so crazy about you...

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...and I really wanted you

to like me, and l....

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It's probably me just

being totally paranoid...

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...but I kind of got the feeling

that maybe you don't.

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Well...

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...you're not totally paranoid.

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-Oy.

-Um.

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Okay. Um....

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-God. Um....

-Heh.

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When you and, uh,

Ross first started going out...

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...it was really hard for me, um...

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...for many reasons of which I'm not

gonna bore you with now, but, um....

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[SlGHS]

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I see how happy he is

and how good you guys are together.

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And, um, Monica's always

saying how nice you are...

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...and God, I hate it when she's right.

00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,290

-Thanks.

-Yeah.

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Listen. Would you like to go to

a movie sometime or something?

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-Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.

-Yeah?

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-I'd love it too. Okay.

-Okay.

00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:43,710

-Oh, shoot, I gotta go.

-Okay.

00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,010

-So I'll talk to you later.

-All right, Julie.

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-Bye.

-Bye.

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What a manipulative bitch.

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It's not bad.

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