Эпизод с пятью бифштексами и баклажаном

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Man, I sure miss Julie.

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Spanish midgets.

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Spanish midgets wrestling....

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Julie.

Okay, yes, I see how you got there.

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[PHONE RINGlNG]

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You ever figure out

what that thing's for?

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No, see, I'm trying this screening thing.

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I figure if I always answer the phone,

people will think I don't have a life.

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My God.

Rodrigo never gets pinned.

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JOEY [ON RECORDlNG]:

Here comes the beep. You know what to do.

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JADE [OVER MACHINE]:

Hello. I'm looking for Bob.

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This is Jade.

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I don't know if you're still at this number,

but I was just thinking about us...

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...and how great it was, and, well,

I know it's been three years...

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...but I was kind of hoping

we could hook up again.

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You know, I barely had the nerve

to make this call...

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-...so you know what I did?

-What?

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I got a little drunk...

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...and naked.

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[lN DEEP VOICE]

Bob here.

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[lN DEEP VOICE]

So, uh, what have you been up to?

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JADE:

Oh, you know, the usual.

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Teaching aerobics...

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...partying way too much. Heh.

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Oh, and in case you were wondering...

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...those are my legs

on the new James Bond poster.

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Can you hold on a moment?

I have another call.

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-I love her.

-I know.

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-I'm back.

JADE: So are we gonna get together?

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Uh, absolutely.

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Uh, how about tomorrow afternoon?

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Do you know, uh, Central Perk

in the village? Say, five-ish?

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JADE: Great. I'll see you then.

-Okay.

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[lN NORMAL VOICE]

Okay.

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Having a phone has finally paid off.

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Even though you do

do a good Bob impression...

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...I'm thinking when

she sees you tomorrow...

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...she's probably gonna realize, hey,

you're not Bob.

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I am hoping that when

Bob doesn't show up...

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...she will seek comfort in the open arms

of the wry stranger at the next table.

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Oh, my God. You are pure evil.

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Okay, pure evil...

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...horny and alone.

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I've done this.

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Yeah, yeah, everybody's here.

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Hey, everybody.

Say hi to Julie in New Mexico.

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ALL:

Hi, Julie.

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RACHEL [MOCKlNGLY]:

Hi, Julie.

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Okay. While Ross is on the phone...

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...everybody owes me

62 bucks for his birthday.

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Um, is there any chance

that you're rounding up from...

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...you know, from like 20?

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Hey, come on, we got the gift,

the concert and the cake.

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Do we need a cake?

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Look, I know it's a little steep.

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Whoosh.

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But it's Ross.

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-Yeah, it's Ross.

JOEY: Yeah, you're right.

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All right? Okay. I'll see you later.

I gotta go...

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...do a thing.

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Okay, sweetheart,

I'll call you later tonight.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you're not

really going through with this, are you?

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You know, I think I might just.

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So, uh, what are you guys

doing for dinner tonight?

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Well, I guess I gotta start

saving up for Ross' birthday.

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So I guess I'll just stay home

and eat dust bunnies.

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Can you believe how much

this is gonna cost?

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Do you guys ever get the feeling

that, um...

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...Chandler and those guys...

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...just don't get that we don't make

as much money as they do?

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-Yes.

RACHEL: Really?

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It's like they're always saying,

"Let's go here, let's go there."

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-Like we can afford to go here and there.

-Yeah.

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Yes, and we always have to go to,

you know, someplace nice, you know?

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It's not like we can say anything about it,

because, like, this is a birthday thing...

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...you know, and it's for Ross.

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-For Ross.

-For Ross.

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Oh, my God.

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-Hi.

-What?

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Okay. I'm at work...

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...just an ordinary day, you know,

chop, chop, saute, saute.

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All of a sudden, Leon, the manager,

calls me into his office.

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Turns out they fired the head lunch chef,

and guess who got the job.

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If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

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-Fortunately, it is me.

-Oh.

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And they made me head of purchasing,

thank you very much.

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That's so cool.

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Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Ross.

We should go out and celebrate.

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You know, someplace nice.

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-Someplace nice.

RACHEL: Yeah.

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How much you think

I can get for my kidney?

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I'm telling you, you can't do this.

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Oh, come on, I can't get a girl like that

with conventional methods.

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That doesn't matter.

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She wanted to call Bob.

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Hey, for all we know,

Bob is who she was meant to be with.

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You may be destroying

two people's chance for happiness.

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We don't know Bob.

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Okay? We know me. We like me.

Please let me be happy.

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Go over there

and tell that woman the truth.

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All right.

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Go.

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Hi.

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Listen, I have to, uh, ahem--

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I have to confess something.

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Yes?

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Whoever stood you up is a jerk.

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-How did you--

-I don't know.

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I just had this weird sense. You know?

But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive.

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Tissue?

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Thanks.

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No, no, you keep the pack.

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I'm all cried out today.

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[CHUCKLES]

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[GLASS CLlNKlNG]

[ROSS CLEARS THROAT]

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Okay, okay.

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Here is to my sister,

the newly appointed head lunch chef.

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Who is also in charge of purchasing.

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Newly appointed head lunch chef,

also in charge of purchasing--

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Who has her own little desk

when Roland's not there.

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Uh, lunch chef, purchasing,

own little desk when Roland's not there...

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-...here's to my little sister--

-Oh, wait. And I got a beeper.

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Oh, cool.

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-That's fine, I'll just wait.

-Aw, sorry.

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JOEY:

Oh, sorry, sorry.

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Monica.

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[ALL CHEER]

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Are we ready to order?

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Oh. You know,

we haven't even looked yet.

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Well, when you do, just let me know.

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I'll be right over there

on the edge of my seat.

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Wow, look at these prices.

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Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching."

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I know. What are these,

famous chickens?

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-Sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon.

-Thanks.

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I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible

was my afternoon with Jade?

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Well, pretty incredible, according to

the message she left on my machine.

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Hey, Chandler, why is this woman

leaving a message for you on my machine?

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See, I had to tell her

that my number was your number.

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I couldn't tell her

my number was my number...

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...because she thinks

my number is Bob's number.

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Hey, tell me again.

What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?

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Do I dare ask?

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Yes, I'll start with the carpaccio,

and then I'll have the grilled prawns.

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That sounds great, same for me.

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And for the gentleman?

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Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza.

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But, hey, look, if I get it without

the nuts and leeks and stuff...

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...is it cheaper?

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You'd think, wouldn't you?

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-Miss?

-Okay.

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I will have the, uh...

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[WHlSPERS]

...side salad.

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[WHlSPERS]

And what would that be on the side of?

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I don't know.

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Why don't you just put it right here

next to my water?

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And for you?

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Um, I'm gonna have a cup

of the cucumber soup...

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...and, um...

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...take care.

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-I will have the, uh, Cajun catfish.

-Anything else?

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Yes, how about a verse of

"Killing Me Softly"?

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[JOEY CHUCKLES]

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You're gonna sneeze

in my fish, aren't you?

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ROSS:

Plus tip, divided by six....

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Okay, everyone owes 28 bucks.

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Um, everyone?

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Oh. You're right, I'm sorry.

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JOEY:

Thank you.

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It's Monica's big night.

She shouldn't pay.

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Aw, thank you.

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ROSS:

So five of us is...

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...33.50 apiece.

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No. Uh-uh. No way.

Sorry, not gonna happen.

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Whoa. Whoa. Prom night flashback.

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Sorry, Monica.

I'm really happy you got promoted...

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...but cold cucumber mush

for 30-something bucks?

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No.

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Rachel just had that little salad...

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...and Joey with his, like, teeny pizza.

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Okay, Pheebs.

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How about we'll each

just pay for what we had, okay?

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-It's no big deal.

-Not for you.

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All right, what's going on?

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Okay, look, I really don't wanna

get into this right now.

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-It'll just make everybody uncomfortable.

-Oh, fine. All right, fine.

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-What? Whoa, whoa.

-You can tell us.

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Yeah, hello? It's us.

All right? We'll be fine.

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Ahem. Okay, um....

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Uh, we three feel like that, uh, ahem...

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...sometimes you guys don't get that,

uh, ahem....

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We don't have as much money as you.

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-Okay.

-I hear you.

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We can talk about that.

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Well, then...

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...let's.

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Well, um, I guess I just never think

of money as an issue.

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-That's because you have it.

-That's a good point.

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So, um, how come you guys

haven't talked about this before?

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Because it's always something, you know?

Like with Monica's new job...

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...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla.

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What? Whoa, hey.

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I don't want my birthday to be

the source of any kind of negative....

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There's gonna be a hoopla?

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Basically there's the thing,

and then the stuff after the thing and it's--

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If it makes anybody feel better,

we can just forget the thing...

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...and we'll just do the gift.

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Gift? The thing's not the gift?

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No, the thing was we were gonna go see

Hootie and the Blowfish.

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Hootie and the-- Oh, my--

I can catch them on the radio.

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No. Now I feel bad.

You wanna go to the concert.

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No, look, hey, it's my birthday...

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...and the important thing

is that we all be together.

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- All of us.

-Together.

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Not at the concert.

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-Okay. Thank you.

-Thanks.

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Yeah.

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So, the Ebola virus.

That's gotta suck, huh?

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Gee, Monica. What's in the bag?

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I don't know, Chandler.

Let's take a look.

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Oh, it's like a skit.

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Why, it's dinner for six.

Five steaks...

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...and an eggplant for Phoebe.

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We switched meat suppliers at work, and

they gave me the steaks as a thank-you.

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But wait, there's more.

Hey, Chandler, what is in that envelope?

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By the way, this didn't

seem so dorky out in the hall.

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Come on.

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Why, it's six tickets to

Hootie and the Blowfish.

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The Blowfish.

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It's on us, all right? So don't worry.

This is our treat.

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So...thank you.

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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Could you be less enthused?

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Look, it's a nice gesture. lt is.

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But it just feels like....

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Like?

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-Charity.

-Charity?

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We're just trying to do a nice thing here.

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But, Ross, you have to understand, your

nice thing makes us feel about this big.

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Actually, it makes us feel that big.

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What? I don't understand. I mean,

it's like we can't win with you guys.

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If you guys feel this big,

maybe that's not our fault.

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Maybe that's just how you feel.

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Oh.

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-Now you're telling us how we feel.

-We never should have talked about this.

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I'm gonna pass on the concert...

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...because I'm just not in a very

Hootie place right now.

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-Me neither.

-Me too.

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Guys, we bought the tickets.

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Well, then you'll have extra seats,

you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.

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Why did you look at me

when you said that?

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So I guess now we can't go.

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Come on, do what you want. Do we

always have to do everything together?

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You know what? You're right.

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-Fine.

-Fine.

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-Fine.

-All right.

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We're gonna go.

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It's not for another six hours.

We're gonna go then.

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-Chandler?

-Yeah.

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Oh, jeez.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes.

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Just let me grab my jacket

and tell you I had sex today.

00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,768

Whoa, whoa.

00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,063

What? You had sex today?

00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,608

Wow. lt sounds even cooler

when somebody else says it.

00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:49,280

I was awesome, okay? She was

biting her lip to stop from screaming.

00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,657

Wow.

00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,243

Now, I know it's been a while,

but I took that as a good sign.

00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,204

[PHONE RINGlNG]

00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,084

Still doing the screening thing?

00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,211

I had sex today.

00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,547

I never have to answer that phone again.

00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,926

JOEY [ON RECORDlNG]:

Here comes the beep. You know what to do.

00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,136

JADE [ON MACHINE]:

Hey, Bob. lt's Jade.

00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,598

I just wanted to tell you I was really hurt

when you didn't show up the other day.

00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,686

And just so you know,

I ended up meeting a guy.

00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,980

[lN DEEP VOICE]

Bob here.

00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,940

JADE:

Oh, hi.

00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,401

So, uh, you met someone, huh?

00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,069

JADE:

Yes. Yes, I did.

00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,823

In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.

00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,203

So, uh, how was he?

00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,913

JADE:

Eh....

00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,171

"Eh"?

00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,967

Oh, Bob, he was nothing

compared to you.

00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,223

I had to bite my lip to keep

from screaming your name.

00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,437

Well, that makes me feel so good.

00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,898

It was just so awkward and bumpy.

00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,650

[MOUTHS]

Bumpy?

00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:12,155

Maybe he had some kind of, uh,

new cool style that you're not familiar with.

00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,574

And, uh,

maybe you have to get used to it.

00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,909

JADE:

There wasn't much time to get used to it...

00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,244

...if you know what I mean.

00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,091

You know what?

I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.

00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,595

Yeah, I know. It's my birthday.

We all should be here.

00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,805

So let's go.

00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,934

[HOOTIE & THE BLOWFlSH

PLAYlNG "I GO BLIND"]

00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,689

Well, you know,

maybe we should stay for one song.

00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,776

Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them

for us to leave now.

00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,986

You know, the guys are probably

having a great time.

00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,157

Every time I look at you

I go blind

00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,367

Come on, you guys.

One more time.

00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,702

Okay.

00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,622

-One.

-No.

00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,754

MUSlClAN: Thank you very much.

We are Hootie & The Blowfish.

00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,549

-That was amazing.

-Excellent.

00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,468

I can't believe the guys missed this.

00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,595

What guys? Oh, yeah.

00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,933

Excuse me.

You're Monica Geller, aren't you?

00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,769

-Do I know you?

-You used to be my baby-sitter.

00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,939

Oh, my God. Little Stevie Fisher?

00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,649

How have you been?

00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,567

Good, good. I'm a lawyer now.

00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,070

You can't be a lawyer. You're 8.

00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,406

Well, listen, it was nice to see you.

I gotta run backstage.

00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,741

Wait, backstage?

00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,576

Oh, yeah. My firm represents the band.

00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,286

-Ross.

-Chandler.

00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,791

-Look, you guys wanna meet the group?

-Yeah, we do.

00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,000

Come on.

00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,504

So, look, are you one of the ones

that fooled around with my dad?

00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,970

-Hey, you guys.

RACHEL: Happy birthday.

00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,888

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,224

So, uh....

00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,102

How was your night last night?

00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,856

Oh, well, it pretty much sucked.

How was yours?

00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,774

Yeah, ours pretty much sucked too.

00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,485

Oh, but I did run into Stevie Fisher.

Remember him?

00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,779

Oh, yeah. I used to baby-sit him.

00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,531

Hey, how's his dad?

00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:21,993

Good.

00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,621

Uh, aside from that, the whole evening

was pretty much a bust.

00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,708

Yeah, we really missed you guys.

00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,712

Yeah, look, we were just saying,

this whole thing is so stupid.

00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:38,009

We just have to really, really

not let stuff like money, get like--

00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,468

Is that a hickey?

00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,431

Oh, ha, ha, no, I just....

00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,391

I fell down.

00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,478

On someone's lips?

00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,440

Where'd you get the hickey?

00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,026

-You know, a party or--

-What party?

00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:59,822

Well, it wasn't a party so much as a--

A gathering of people.

00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,492

With food and music and--

00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,328

And the band.

00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,915

You partied with

Hootie and the Blowfish?

00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:13,044

Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie

are like this.

00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,588

Who gave you that hickey?

00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,423

That would be the work of a Blowfish.

00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,175

[RACHEL & PHOEBE GASP]

00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,096

I can't believe it. I can't believe this.

00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,851

We're just sitting at home,

trying to guess Joey's fingers...

00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,106

...and you guys are out, like,

partying and having fun and all:

00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,442

"Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck."

00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,657

Hey, look, don't blame us.

You guys could've been there.

00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,993

Oh, what? As part of your

Poor Friends Outreach program?

00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,578

[PAGER BEEPS]

00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,038

Oh, great. lt's work.

00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,917

Look, I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry that we make more than you.

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,254

But we're not gonna feel guilty about it.

We work really hard for it.

00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,130

And we don't work hard?

00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,966

Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I got a page.

00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,178

I'm just saying that sometimes we like

to do stuff that costs a little more.

00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,472

-Oh, and you feel like we hold you back.

-Yes.

00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,641

No.

00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,186

[ARGUING]

00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,563

MONICA:

Leon, wait. Shh! Guys.

00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,607

Wait, I don't understand.

00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,985

Those steaks were just a gift

from the meat vendor.

00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,945

That was not a kickback.

00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,782

Come on, I'll just replace them

and we can forget the whole thing.

00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,995

What corporate policy?

00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,043

Yeah.

00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,753

Okay.

00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,468

I just got fired.

00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,977

WAlTRESS:

Here's your check. That'll be 4.12.

00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,437

Let me get that.

00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,442

[WHlSPERS]

You got 5 bucks?

00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:08,993

[PHONE RINGS]

00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,496

JOEY [ON RECORDlNG]:

Here comes the beep. You know what to do.

00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,624

JADE [ON MACHINE]:

Hi, it's me.

00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,297

Listen, Bob,

I'm probably way out of line here.

00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,885

I mean, it has been three years, and you're

probably seeing someone else now...

00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,972

...but if we could just have one night

together, just for old time's sake....

00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,602

One hot, steamy, wild night....

00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,111

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