Эпизод, где Росс выясняет

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Is there something

repellent about me?

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How was the party?

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It couldn't have been worse.

A woman literally passed through me.

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So, what is it?

Am I hideously unattractive?

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No, you are not.

You are very attractive.

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I go through the exact same thing.

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Every time I put on a little weight,

I question everything.

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Whoa, whoa.

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I've put on a little weight?

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-Did you want to...?

-Yeah, uh....

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No, not weight. More like insulation.

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Chandler, I'm unemployed,

in dire need of a project.

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Wanna work out? I can remake you.

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Uh, I would, but that might get

in the way of my lying-around time.

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-Please?

-Come on, let her do it!

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[ALL CHATTERING]

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All right. But if we put on spandex...

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...and my boobs are bigger than yours,

I'm going home.

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Your boobs are fine.

Look, I never should have said anything.

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Come here. Come here!

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Ooh, can't make hands meet!

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Okay! Let's do it.

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What?

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Nothing. Just never seen

you in little stretchy pants before.

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And we're changing.

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[lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]

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-Unh!

-Come on, give me five more!

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-Ugh. Aah!

-Five more!

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Five more and I'll flash you.

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One...

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...two...

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...two and a half.

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Just show me one of them.

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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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[SlGHS]

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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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She's insane! The woman is insane.

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It's before work, after work,

and during work.

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She's got me doing

butt-clenches at my desk.

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And now they won't

bring me my mail anymore.

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RACHEL:

Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?

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Oh, um, it was nice.

Took him to a romantic restaurant...

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...ordered champagne. Nice.

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-The guy still won't put out?

-Nope. Zilch. Nothing. Uh-uh.

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-Sorry, Pheebs.

-Sorry, Pheebs.

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Well, look, I don't mind taking it slow.

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I like him a lot.

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He's really interesting,

and he's really sweet.

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Why won't he give it up?

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Maybe he, uh, drives his car

on the other side of the road.

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If you know what I mean.

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No. What do you mean?

He's not British.

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-Maybe he's gay.

-Oh!

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Um, no, I don't think that's the problem.

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We went, um,

dancing the other night...

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...and just the way he held me so close

and the way he was looking into my eyes...

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...I just definitely felt something.

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Yeah, but how much can you

tell from a look?

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No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell.

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Yo, Bing!

Racquetball in 20 minutes.

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Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand

and smack her with it.

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Heh.

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Ooh. Oh, Rachel! Don't look.

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What?

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Come on, guys.

I don't care. I have a date tonight.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You have a date?

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Yeah. Monica's setting me up.

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Heh, now, what about, uh, Ross and....

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What? My whole

insane jealousy thing?

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Well, you know,

as much fun as that was...

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...I've decided to opt for sanity.

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So you're okay about all this?

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Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on.

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He can press her up against

that window as much as he wants.

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For all I care, he can throw her

through the damn thing.

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-Hi, guys.

ALL: Hey.

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Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow

and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?

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Only if you say his full name.

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Can I come over tomorrow and pick up

Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?

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-All right.

-You're getting a cat?

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Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh.

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-Together?

-Uh-huh.

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-Both of you? Together?

ROSS: Yup.

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It'll live with Ross half the time

and me half the time.

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Oh, well, isn't that just lovely?

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Ha, ha. That's something

the two of you will be able to enjoy...

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...for a really, really, really long time.

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-Hopefully.

RACHEL: Oh, wow.

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Whoa! Look at that.

I gotta go! I got a date!

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With a man. Ahem, okay.

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You guys have a really, uh, good night...

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...and you two have a, uh,

really good cat. Heh.

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We're not supposed to

take these when we leave.

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I don't know if Monica told you...

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...but this the first date I've gone on

since my divorce.

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So if I seem a little nervous...

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...I am.

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How long do cats live?

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-I'm sorry?

-Cats. How long do they live?

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Figuring you don't throw them

under a bus or something?

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Um, maybe 1 5, 1 6 years.

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Well, that's just great.

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-Um, cheers.

-Mm.

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Right. Clink. Heh.

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Monica told you I was cuter

than this, didn't she?

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Oh, no, Michael, it's not you.

Sorry. lt's just....

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It's this thing.

It's probably not as bad as it sounds...

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...but this friend of mine

is getting a cat with his girlfriend.

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Oh, that does sound....

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-Huh.

-He just started going out with her.

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Ahem. ls this guy, uh, an old boyfriend?

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[LAUGHlNG]

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Yeah, he wishes.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me.

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Okay, Michael, let's talk about you.

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-All right.

-Okay. Okay?

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So....

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Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?

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-So I figured it out.

-What?

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Why Scott doesn't want

to sleep with me.

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I'm not sexy enough.

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Heh, Phoebe, that's crazy.

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When I first met you,

you know what I said to Chandler?

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-Mm-mm.

-I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

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Really? That's so sweet.

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I mean, I'm officially offended.

But that's so sweet.

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Look, if you wanna know what the deal is,

you're gonna have to ask him.

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You're right. You're right.

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Ugh, you are so yum!

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[CHUCKLlNG]

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I mean, it's a cat, you know?

It's a cat.

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Why can't they get one of those bugs?

One of those fruit flies.

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Those things that live for a day.

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What are they called?

What are they called?

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-Fruit flies?

-Yes!

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-Thank you.

-Would you like any dessert?

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No! No dessert.

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Just the check. Please.

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Oh, no. You're not having fun, are you?

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No, no, I am.

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But only because I've been playing

the movie Diner in my head.

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Oh, look at me.

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Look at me.

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Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy.

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All I can think about is Ross...

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...and his cat...

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...and his Julie.

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I just want to get over him.

God, why can't I do that?

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Oy.

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Look, I've been through a divorce.

Trust me, you're gonna be fine.

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You can't see it because

you haven't had closure--

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Aah!

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Closure!

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That's what it is. That's what I need.

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God, you're brilliant!

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Why didn't I think of that?

How do I get that?

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Well, there's no one way

really, it's just....

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Whatever it takes so that

you can finally say to him:

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"I'm over you."

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Over you. That's what it is.

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Closure.

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Hello? Excuse me?

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Excuse me. Hel-- Whoo!

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-Hang on.

-Hello? Excuse me?

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-What?

-Hi. I'm sorry.

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I need to borrow your phone

for just one minute.

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-I'm talking.

-I see that.

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It's one phone call, I'll be very quick.

I'll even pay for it myself.

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Okay, you're being a little weird

about your phone.

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All right. Fine.

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I'll call you back.

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Thank you.

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[SCOFFS]

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Okay.

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Machine.

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-Just waiting for the beep.

-Good.

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Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.

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I'm just calling to say that, um...

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...everything's fine.

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And I'm really happy for you...

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...and your cat.

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Who, by the way,

I think you should name Michael.

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And you see there,

I'm thinking of names...

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...so obviously I am over you.

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I am over you.

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And that, my friend,

is what they call "closure."

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No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

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Monica, it's Sunday morning.

I'm not running on a Sunday.

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-Why not?

-Because it's Sunday!

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It's God's day.

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Ha, hey. lf you say stop, then we stop.

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Ha, ha, okay.

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-Stop.

-No, come on! We can't stop!

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We got three more pounds to go!

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I am the energy train

and you are on board!

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[MlMlCKlNG TRAlN WHlSTLE]

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Whoo.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-Hey, Rach.

-Mm.

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-Oh. And how was the date?

-Ugh.

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Um, I think there was a restaurant.

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I know there was wine.

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Wow. Well, uh....

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Uh, actually, Julie's getting a cab.

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I just need the cat toys.

Did Monica say...?

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What? Why are you

looking at me like that? Heh.

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Ahem, I'm sorry. I don't know, I....

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I feel like I had a dream

about you last night...

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...but I don't remember.

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Okay.

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Heh. Oh, oh, oh.

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-There they are.

- Ahem.

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Did we speak on the phone?

Did you call me?

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No. I stayed at Julie's last night.

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-Huh.

-Oh, I haven't even been home yet.

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Do you mind if I check my messages?

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Oh, yeah, go ahead.

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Rach, I got a message from you!

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-Who's Michael?

-Oh, my God.

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God, Ross, no! Hang up the phone.

Give me the phone!

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Give me the phone! Give me the phone!

Give me the phone!

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Give me the--

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You're over me?

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Oh, God.

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-Wha--? You're, uh--

-Oh, God.

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-You're over me?

-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

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Oh, my God. Oh....

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When--? When were you...

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...under me?

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[GROANlNG]

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ROSS:

Rach.

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Rachel, do you...?

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I mean, were you, uh--?

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RACHEL: Ugh. Okay. Okay, okay.

-What?

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Well, basically...

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...ahem, lately, I've, uh....

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Ahem, I've sort of had feelings for you.

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You've had feelings for me?

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Yeah, so? You had feelings for me first.

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Whoa, huh.

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You know about my--?

You know I had--?

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You know?

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-Chandler told me.

-When did he--?

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When did he--? When did he?

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-When you were in China.

-China.

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-Meeting Julie.

-Julie.

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Julie. That's-- Oh, God.

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Julie? Julie, right.

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Okay, I need to lie down.

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-No, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand...

-Okay.

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...and I'm gonna walk.

I'm walking and I am standing.

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Okay, so you, uh...?

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And now, what? Now--? Now.

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Now you're over me?

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Are you over me?

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[lNTERCOM BUZZING]

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That's-- That's Julie. That's Julie. Julie.

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-Hi, Julie.

JULIE: Honey, I've got a cab waiting.

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I'll be right down!

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Wait, so you're going?

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Well, okay, l, uh-- I have to.

I can't deal with this right now.

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I mean, I've, uh-- Heh.

You know, I've got a cab.

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I've got a girlfriend.

I'm gonna go get a cat.

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Okay. Okay.

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Cat!

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[SlNGlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]

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-Hey, Joey.

-Hey, Pheebs.

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How come you're watching

a rabbi play electric guitar?

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I can't find the remote.

00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,367

Ugh, thank you. Heh.

00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,996

So, Scott asked me to come over

for lunch and I did.

00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,999

- And?

- And we did.

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-All right, Pheebs! Way to go!

-Yay, me. Ha, ha.

00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,171

So how did it happen?

00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,174

I took your advice and

asked him what was going on.

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What did he say?

00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,222

He said he understands how sex can be

a very emotional thing for a woman.

00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,308

And he was just afraid

that I was going to get all, you know:

00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,562

"ls he gonna call me the next day?"

and "Where is this going?" and:

00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,147

[BABBLING]

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So he said he wanted to hold off

until he was prepared to be serious.

00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,154

-Wow.

-Yeah.

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So I said, "Okay. Relax, please."

You know?

00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,663

I mean, sex can be just about two people

right there in the moment.

00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,834

If he wants to see me again,

he can call. lf not, that's fine too.

00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,921

So after a lot of talking, heh...

00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,550

...I convinced him. Heh!

00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,179

[CHUCKLES]

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Let me get this straight.

00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,267

He got you to beg to sleep with him.

00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,062

He got you to say

he never has to call you again.

00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,941

And he got you thinking

this is a great idea?

00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,736

Uh-huh.

00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,281

This man is my god.

00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,467

-Hi.

-I didn't get a cat.

00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,597

Oh, that's, um, interesting.

00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,643

No. No, it's not interesting.

Okay? lt's very, very not interesting.

00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,896

It's actually a hundred percent

the opposite of interesting.

00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,397

I got it, Ross.

00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,234

You had no right to tell me

you had feelings for me.

00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,528

-What?

-I was doing great with Julie...

00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,196

...before I found out about you.

00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,532

I was doing great before

I found out about you!

00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,951

You think it's easy for me

to see you with Julie?

00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,203

You should've said something

before I met her.

00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,706

I didn't know then. And how come

you never said anything to me?

00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,458

There was never a good time.

00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:51,045

You only had a year.

And we only hung out every night!

00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,172

Not-- Not-- Not...

00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,757

...every night.

00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,137

It's not like I didn't try.

But things got in the way.

00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,055

You know, like ltalian guys...

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...or ex-fiances, or-- Or-- Or--

00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,228

Italian guys.

00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,567

There was one Italian guy, okay?

And do you have a point?

00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,653

The point is, I don't need this right now!

00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,613

Okay? lt's too late.

00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,741

I'm with somebody else.

I'm happy. This ship has sailed!

00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,162

You're just gonna put away feelings

or whatever it was you felt for me?

00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,998

I've done it since ninth grade.

I've gotten good at it.

00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,667

All right, fine.

You go ahead and do that, Ross.

00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,210

I don't need your stupid ship!

00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,212

-Good.

-Good!

00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,257

And you know what? Now I got closure!

00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,971

[YELLS]

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[SlGHS]

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Try the bottom one.

00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,511

Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.

00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,430

We're not working out. lt's over.

00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,350

No way! With one pound to go?

Come on!

00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:13,312

[SlNGS] We're workin', we're movin'

We're in the zone, we're groovin'

00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,232

Okay, I don't mind the last pound.

00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,318

In fact, I kind of like the last pound.

00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,322

So don't make me do anything

that I'll regret.

00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,410

Ha, oh, what you gonna do, fat boy, huh?

Ha, ha.

00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,120

What? Heh.

00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,167

Nothing. Except tell you, uh, it's

wonderful how much energy you have.

00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,295

Well, thanks.

00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,965

Especially considering how tough

it's been for you to find work.

00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,551

Well, you know. Heh.

00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,844

You know, I mean...

00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:50,099

...you can't tell your parents you were fired,

because they'd be disappointed.

00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,601

Uh-huh.

00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:56,439

It's not as if you have

a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,443

-Well, no. But I--

-I mean...

00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,946

...if it were me, I'd have difficulty

getting out of bed at all.

00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,747

You know, I try to stay positive.

00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,665

So you...?

00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,752

You feel like going for a run?

00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,131

All right.

00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:27,428

Because you don't have to.

You could just take a nap right here.

00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,639

Okay.

00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,268

-Just for a little while.

-Okay.

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