Эпизод с лесбийской свадьбой

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-...and his, uh, Mr. Winky. Ha, ha.

SUSAN: Ha, ha.

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And, uh....

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Oh.

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Him. Hi!

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-How did everything go?

ROSS: Great.

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There was a projectile, uh...

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...throwing up incident,

but he started it.

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-Ha, ha. We've gotta go.

-Okay.

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[SUSAN CLEARS THROAT]

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Oh, right. Um....

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I've got some news. It's about us.

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-Oh, you and me?

-Uh, no. Susan and me.

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The other "us."

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Okay.

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We're getting married.

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As in, "I now pronounce you

wife and wife" married?

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We'd like you to come.

We understand if you don't want to.

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Why wouldn't I want to come?

I had fun at the first wedding.

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I just thought that--

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Why shouldn't I be happy for you?

What would it say about me...

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...if I couldn't, uh, revel in your joy?

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And I'm reveling, baby. Believe me.

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Is your finger caught in that chair?

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Mm-hm.

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-Want us to go?

-Uh-huh.

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MARLENA [ON TV]: You're clearly

bothered by something. Tell me what it is.

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This is cool.

You're actually on television.

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I know.

It really hit me last night.

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I'm on Days of our Lives.

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Then I started thinking about us,

and how these are the days of our lives.

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-Yes!

-What?

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Carol and Susan's caterer

had a bike accident...

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...and she's in a full-body cast.

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[lN UNISON]

Yes!

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They asked me, which is cool

since I've never catered...

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...and I need the money.

Is this a problem?

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-Would it matter?

-You're so great!

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Thank you!

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-You're really not going?

-I'm really not.

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They already live together.

Why do they need to get married?

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They love each other.

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They wanna celebrate that love

with the people close to them.

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If you wanna call that a reason.

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[SlNGlNG] Who's the bitterest man

In the living room?

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The bitterest man

In the living room?

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Hi, neighbor.

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-I thought you were over this.

-That has nothing to do with it.

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If she were marrying a guy,

you wouldn't expect me to go.

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If she were marrying a guy,

she'd be the worst lesbian ever.

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Did I miss it?

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No, I'm on right after this guy

shoots himself.

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Whoa, she's pretty.

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And she's really nice.

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She taught me about

how to work with the cameras...

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...and smell-the-fart acting.

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[MONlCA LAUGHS]

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RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?

ROSS: Excuse me?

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You got so many lines

to learn so fast that sometimes...

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...you need a minute

to remember your next one.

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So while you're thinking...

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...you take this big pause

where you look all intense.

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Like this:

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ALL: Oh.

CHANDLER: Okay.

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[GUNSHOT ON TV]

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Here's my scene! Here's my scene!

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-Mrs. wallace?

-Yes.

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I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray,

your sister's neurosurgeon.

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WOMAN [ON TV]:

Is she going to be all right?

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I'm afraid the situation

is much more dire than we'd expected.

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Your sister's suffering from a...

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...subcranial hematoma.

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Perhaps we can

discuss this further over coffee.

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Nice!

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For a minute, I thought you were

actually smelling something.

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ROSS: Do it again!

MONICA: All right!

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CHANDLER: That was so good!

ROSS: Do it again.

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"Damn it, Braverman!

It's right there on the chart!"

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I gotta get to work.

I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.

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No, that's me.

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Oh, right.

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ROSS: Oh.

CHANDLER: Oh.

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Oh, thanks. Couldn't, uh....

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Is everything okay?

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Um, no. Uh-uh. Um....

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One of my clients died

on the massage table today.

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Oh, my God.

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That's a little more relaxed

than you want them to get.

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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Um, she was, you know,

82 years old...

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...and her name was, um,

Mrs. Adelman.

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Oh, honey.

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It's just so strange. You know...

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...she probably woke up

this morning and thought...

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...I'll have some breakfast,

take a walk, then have my massage.

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Little did she know God thought,

"Okay, but that's it."

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Oh, but the weirdest thing was...

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...I was cleansing her aura

when it happened.

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And when her spirit

left her body...

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...I don't think it went very far.

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What do you mean?

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I think it went into me.

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This is so hard.

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I can't decide

between lamb or duck.

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Well, lambs are scarier.

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Or the movie would've been called

Silence of the Ducks.

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Okay, who ordered what?

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I had the half-drunk cappuccino

with the lipstick on the rim.

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And this with the cigarette

butt in it, is that decaf?

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Oh, God.

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You're so uptight

about your mom coming.

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I know. I just don't want

her to think that because...

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...I didn't marry Barry

my life is crap.

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[AS MRS. ADELMAN] Talk about crap,

just listen to Stella Neidman...

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...tell her story about Rod Steiger

for the hundredth time.

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Uh, Pheebs? How long do you think

this lady will be with us?

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I don't know. She obviously

has some unfinished business.

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[AS MRS. ADELMAN]

Sit up!

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There she is!

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-Mom!

SANDRA: Hey, sweetie!

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So this is where you work!

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Oh, it's wonderful!

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Is it a living room?

Is it a restaurant? Who can tell?

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I guess that's the fun.

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Pretty much.

Here, meet my friends.

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Monica! You look gorgeous!

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Oh, my! The last time I saw you,

it was eat or be eaten.

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Uh, this is Joey.

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This is Phoebe.

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This is Chandler.

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You remember Ross?

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-Oh, hello, Ross.

-Hi, Mrs. Green.

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What do you think of my

daughter, in the apron...

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...with the big job!

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Oh, Mom!

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If you didn't pour the coffee,

no one would have anything to drink.

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Believe me, sometimes that happens.

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This is just so exciting!

You know, I never worked.

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I went from my father's house

to the sorority house...

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...to my husband's house.

I am just so proud of you!

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Really?

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[AS MRS. ADELMAN]

I know who you remind me of.

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Evelyn Durmer.

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That's before the lousy face-lift.

Now she looks like Soupy Sales.

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Pheebs? Ha, ha. Who's Evelyn Durmer?

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I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?

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SANDRA:

Oh, my God!

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There's an unattractive

nude man playing the cello.

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Just be glad he's not playing

a smaller instrument.

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You have some life here, sweetie!

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Mom, I realize you were upset

when I didn't marry Barry...

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...and get the house in the suburbs

with all the security.

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This is just

so much better for me.

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I know.

You didn't love Barry, honey.

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And I've never seen you this happy.

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I look at you and I think,

"This is what I want."

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For me.

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Well, not just for you.

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What do you mean?

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I'm, uh, considering leaving your father.

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All right, tell me

if this is too cute.

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Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.

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Oh, God. I think I'm gonna be sick.

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What? lt's not like I'm putting

little nipples on them.

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-You had no idea?

-None.

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They didn't fight?

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No, they didn't even

talk to each other.

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How was I suppose to know

they were having problems?

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[AS MRS. ADELMAN] You know, in my day,

divorce was not an option.

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Hey, look who's up!

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I just can't believe this is happening.

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When I was little,

all parents got divorced.

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I figured as an adult,

I wouldn't have to worry about it.

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Can't you look at this as flattering?

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She just wants to be like you.

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Well, couldn't she have just

copied my haircut?

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When my parents divorced,

they sent me to a shrink...

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...and she told me

that kids blame themselves.

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But in your case,

it's actually kind of true.

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Oh, that's him.

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Damn. My mail-order

grandfather hasn't come yet.

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-Phoebe?

-Hi, Mr. Adelman.

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-Nice to see you.

-Thanks for coming.

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That's okay. Although you did

cut into my busy day of sitting.

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Um, do you wanna sit?

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No, I spent most of my morning

trying to stand up.

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What can I do for you, my dear?

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Okay, I don't know how

to say this, but, um...

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...I think when your wife's spirit

left her body...

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...it, um, kind of stuck around...

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192

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You're saying my wife is in you?

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Yeah. You don't have to

believe me, but...

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...um, can you think of

any unfinished business she had?

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Any reason to hang around?

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I don't know what to say.

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All I can think of is that...

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...she used to say that before she died,

she wanted to see everything.

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-Everything?

-Everything.

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Whoa. That's a lot of stuff.

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Oh, wait, l....

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I remember she also said she wanted

to sleep with me one last time.

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I'm sorry.

There's laughing in my head.

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Worth a shot, huh?

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SANDRA:

Ha, ha. Look at this.

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These are all Halloween,

three years ago.

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Oh, and look, here's Barry.

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He came straight from the office?

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Oh, no. That was his costume.

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See, he's actually an orthodontist,

but he came as a regular dentist.

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Um, you guys?

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Remember when I said

that I don't need your help?

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Actually, I think you said:

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"Don't touch that

and get out of my kitchen."

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Really? Weird. Anyway....

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I planned really well.

I planned and planned.

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I just didn't plan enough time to do it.

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-You want some help?

-If you want.

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-Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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What a day.

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I took her everywhere.

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The Museum of Modern Art,

Rockefeller Center...

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...the Statue of Liberty.

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She's still with you?

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Yes. I guess she hasn't

seen everything yet.

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Be right back. She has to go

to the bathroom again.

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[AS MRS. ADELMAN]

Such a pretty face!

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, this is so much fun.

Just the girls.

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Do you know what we should do?

Does anybody have any marijuana?

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God!

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Look, no one's smoking pot

around all this food.

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Well, that's fine.

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I never did it. I just thought I might.

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What's new in sex?

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The only man I've been with

is your father.

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I'm dicing. I'm dicing.

I don't hear anything.

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This is no offense to your dad,

but I was thinking...

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...there might be more.

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You know what? I cannot

have this conversation with you.

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All right.

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You come here and drop this bomb on me

before you even tell Daddy.

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Do you want my blessing?

Want me to talk you out of it?

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Then what do you want?

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I guess I figured

you would understand.

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Why on earth

would I understand this?

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You didn't marry your Barry, honey.

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But I married mine.

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Oh.

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We're in trouble. We've only got

1 2 hours and 36 minutes left.

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Move, move, move!

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I feel like you should

have German subtitles.

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Joey, speed it up!

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I'm sorry! lt's the pigs!

They're reluctant to get in the blanket!

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How did this happen?

I thought you had this planned out.

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Do you want me to cry?

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Is that what you want?

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Do you wanna see me cry?

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Sir, no, sir!

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All right, you!

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No. Look, I told you,

I am not a part of this thing.

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Look, Ross. I know you have issues with

Carol and Susan, and I feel for you.

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But if you don't help,

I'm gonna take those hot dogs...

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...and create an appetizer

called "Pigs ln Ross."

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All right, ball a melon!

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How come I'm stuck dicing

when he gets to ball a melon?

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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-How's it going?

-Great! Right on schedule.

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Got my happy helpers.

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[ALL GRUMBLE]

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That's fine. Whatever.

00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,880

What's wrong?

00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,090

Nothing.

00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,387

Okay, everything.

I think we're calling off the wedding.

00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,723

You're still gonna pay me, right?

00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,228

Or something a little less selfish.

00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,397

What's the matter? What happened?

00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,525

My parents called to say

they weren't coming.

00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,529

I knew they were

having trouble with this, but...

00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,241

...they're my parents.

They're supposed to give me away.

00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,079

Susan and I fought because

I said maybe we should call it off.

00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,290

She said, "This isn't for them.

It's for us."

00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,919

And if I couldn't see that,

we should cancel the wedding.

00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,088

I don't know what to do.

00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,969

I, uh, can't believe I'm gonna say this,

but I think Susan's right.

00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,804

You do?

00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,809

Do you love her? And don't be

too emphatic about this.

00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,062

Of course I do.

00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,897

Well then, that's it.

00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:09,235

If George and Adelaide can't

accept that, then the hell with them.

00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,573

If my parents didn't want me

to marry you...

00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,742

...no way that would've stopped me.

00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,995

Look, this is your wedding.

00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,080

Do it.

00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,419

You're right. Of course you're right.

00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,004

So we're back on?

00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,756

We're back on.

00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,884

You heard the woman!

Peel! Chop! Devil!

00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,263

Can't believe I lost two minutes.

00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,609

It just seems so futile.

00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,529

You know?

All these women, and nothing!

00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,452

I feel like Superman

without my powers, you know?

00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,956

I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.

00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,587

Well, now you understand

how I feel every single day.

00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,050

The world is my lesbian wedding.

00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,428

[PLAYING CLASSlCAL MUSlC]

00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,808

[WRAPPER CRlNKLlNG]

00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,562

[AS MRS. ADELMAN]

Butterscotch?

00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,190

No one?

00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,110

All right, you'll be sorry later.

00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,453

ALL:

Aw.

00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,604

-Thank you.

-Anytime.

00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,276

Ross.

00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,116

Nothing makes God happier...

00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,078

...than when two people, any two people,

come together in love.

00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,748

Friends, family,

we're gathered here today...

00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,543

...to join Carol and Susan

in holy matrimony.

00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,128

[AS MRS. ADELMAN]

Oh, my God.

00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,672

Now I've seen everything!

00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,510

[lN NORMAL VOICE]

Whoa, she's gone.

00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,929

She's gone.

00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,682

Go ahead, get married. Go, go!

00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,436

[FRANK SlNATRA'S "STRANGERS lN THE

NlGHT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,939

Strangers in the night

Exchanging glances

00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,941

Wondering in the night

00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,484

MONICA:

Would you look at them?

00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,112

Yeah. Can't help but.

00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,579

How's that pig-in-the-blanket

working out for you?

00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,707

I wrapped those bad boys.

00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,669

-I miss Rose.

-Oh, yeah?

00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,716

I know it's kind of weird,

but she was a big part of my life....

00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,676

I don't know, I feel alone.

00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,307

You know, I, uh, couldn't help

overhearing what you just said.

00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,604

I think it's time you forget about Rose,

move on with your life.

00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,522

How about we get you a drink?

00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,483

Okay. So nice!

00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,619

I shouldn't even bother

coming up with a line, right?

00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,249

RACHEL:

Hey, Mom, having fun?

00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,212

Am l! I just danced

with a wonderfully large woman.

00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,549

And three other girls

made eyes at me over at the buffet.

00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,344

I'm not saying

it's something I wanna pursue...

00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,805

...but it's nice to know I have options.

00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,810

Ahem, there's more alcohol, right?

00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,066

How you doing?

00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,151

Okay.

00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,905

You did a good thing today.

00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:28,869

You wanna dance?

00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,247

No, that's fine.

00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,207

Come on.

00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,626

I'll let you lead.

00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,798

Okay.

00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,896

Look, penis, schmenis!

00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,940

Okay? We're all people.

00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,996

Which one of us is gonna be

the first one to get married?

00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,123

Mon, I was married.

00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,209

-Yeah, me too, technically.

-I had a wedding.

00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,837

Just trying to start a discussion.

00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:24,258

Which one do you think

will be the last to get married?

00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,139

Isn't Ben in this?

00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,224

-Of course!

-Absolutely.

00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,060

[MUTTERlNG]

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