Эпизод, где смотрят видео с выпускного бала

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Hold on a second.

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Nice. Nice.

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I got you something.

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-What's this?

-Eight hundred and twelve bucks.

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I don't know what Big Leon told you,

but it's a thousand...

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...if you want me for the whole night.

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-What is this for?

-Well, I'm making money now.

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And this is paying you back

for headshots, electric bills...

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...and so many slices of pizza

I can't even count.

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-I love you, man.

-Well, thanks, man.

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Now ! can get my pony.

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Hey. This is a little extra something

for always being there for me.

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Wow, ! don't know what to say.

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-Eh? What do you say?

-I don't know.

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It's a bracelet.

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Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.

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"To my best bud."

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Thanks, best bud.

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-Put it on.

-Oh. Now?

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No, something this nice should be saved

for a special occasion.

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No, that's the beauty part.

It goes with everything.

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When you put this on,

you're good to go.

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Oh, man!

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You are so wearing that bracelet!

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I so am!

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Oh! Any idea what this will

do for your sex life?

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It'll probably slow it down at first...

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...but once I'm used to the extra weight,

I'll be back on track.

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-This all looks good.

-Great.

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If I want to call for a reference

on your last job...?

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Oh, that's there on the bottom, see?

The manager, Chandler Bing?

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All right.

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Let's see if you're as good in person

as you are on paper. Make me a salad.

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A salad? I could do

something more complicated.

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No, just the salad will be fine.

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You got it.

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Now ! want you to tell me

what you're doing while you're doing it.

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All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.

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Uh-huh. ls it dirty?

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Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it.

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Don't. ! like it dirty.

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That's your call.

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So, uh, what are you going to do next?

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I thought that I'd

cut up the tomatoes.

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Are they firm?

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-They're okay.

-You sure they haven't gone bad?

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You sure they're not very, very bad?

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Ahem. No, really, they're okay.

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You gonna slice them up real nice?

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I was going to do them julienne.

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[MOANS]

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I'm out of here!

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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RacheI's not here right now.

Can ! take a message?

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All right. And how do we spell Casey?

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Is it like "at the bat"

or "and The Sunshine Band"?

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Hey, who's this Casey?

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Some guy she met at the movies.

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What does he want with her?

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I'm guessing he wants to

do a little dance...

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...you know, make a little love....

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Well, pretty much get down tonight.

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I don't know. I don't--

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I don't get it! Two months ago,

Rachel and I were this close.

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Now !'m taking messages from guys

she meets at the movies?

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I mean, this Casey should be

taking down my messages, you know?

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Or Rachel and ! should be together...

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...and we should get

some kind of message service.

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Hang in there.

It's gonna happen.

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Now how do you know that?

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Because she's your lobster.

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Oh, she's going somewhere.

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It's a known fact that lobsters

fall in love and mate for life.

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You know what? You can actually

see old lobster couples...

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...walking around their tank,

holding claws, like....

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CHANDLER:

Hey, you feeling better?

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Yeah, ! think that fifth shower

actually got the interview off me.

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So do you have any other possibilities?

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Yeah. There is the possibility

that I won't make rent.

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Monica, if you want,

I can lend you money.

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No, no. lf I couldn't pay you

back right away...

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...then !'d feel guilty and tense

every time ! saw you.

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Oh. Then why don't you borrow it

from Mom and Dad?

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You feel guilty and tense

around them already.

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Might as well

make some money off of them.

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-The man's got a point.

-Ohh.

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What is that sparkly thing?

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That thing? lt's a, uh--

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Yeah, it's a little flashy.

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No, no.

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No, no. lt's not flashy.

Not for a goodfella.

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Man, that is sharp! That must

have cost you quite a few doubloons.

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MONICA: Hi.

-Hi.

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-Hi, darling.

MONICA: So what's this?

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Some of your old stuff.

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Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you.

We're turning your room into a gym.

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Wow, that is a surprise!

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Just one little question.

Why not Ross' room?

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Gosh, we talked about that...

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...but your brother had so many science

trophies, plaques, merit badges....

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Well, we didn't want to disturb them.

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God forbid!

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-Ohh.

-Hi.

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Hi, Rachel. Aww.

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We were so sorry to hear

about your parents splitting up.

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Well, they're just separated.

You never know! We'll see.

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I can't say any of us were surprised.

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Your parents have been unhappy

ever since we've known them.

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-Oh.

-Especially after that incident in Hawaii.

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What? What incident?

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Um, no, no.

I must be thinking of someone else.

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Maybe me! Ha!

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Don't you have some folding to do?

Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold.

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PHOEBE: Want a refill?

-No. I'm all right, thanks.

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You gotta give me a second.

I want to get this just right.

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Ahem.

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Dude, 1 1 :00,

totally hot babe checking you out.

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That was really good.

I think I'm ready for my penis now.

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I know what you're thinking.

Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.

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-I'm Gail.

-Chandler.

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I.... I really have to be somewhere,

but it was nice meeting you.

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What?

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This is excellent!

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He could've gotten me a VCR

or a set of golf clubs.

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But no! He has to get me

the "woman repeller"!

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The eyesore from

the Liberace House of Crap!

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-It's not that bad.

-Easy for you to say.

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You're not sporting a reject

from the Mr. T collection!

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Chandler. Chandler.

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"l pity the fool that puts on

my jewelry! ! do! I do!

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I pity that fool--" Ay.

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Hey, man!

We were just doing some impressions.

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Do your Marcel Marceau.

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That's actually good.

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[!NAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]

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Would you look at that guy?

How long has he been talking to her?

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It's like, back off, buddy!

She's a waitress, not a geisha.

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I think she's okay.

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Look at that! See how she's

pushing him away and he won't budge?

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I'm gonna do something.

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We'll get a condo right on the mountain.

Ski in, ski out, it's great.

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Excuse me? Are you Rachel?

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What?

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Ross Geller.

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God, in your ad you said

you were pretty, but wow!

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What are you doing?

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Oh, my God, is this the wrong day?

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I don't believe it!

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If it works out, we'll have something

to tell the grandkids!

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You sure will.

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I've gotta go.

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-Take care.

ROSS: Okay.

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-See you later.

RACHEL: Ohh.

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You're welcome.

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-What?

-I was saving you.

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Saving me from the pleasant conversation

with the interesting man?

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-From where I was--

-Okay, Ross, listen to me.

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I am not yours to save.

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-But you are.

-What?

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Uh, well, um-- You're my lobster.

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Okay. Are you being

the blind-date guy again?

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No, you're my lobster.

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See, um.... Lobsters....

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Uh, in the tank, when they're old...

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...they get with the--

They walk around holding the claws.

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In the tank!

You know, with...

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...with the holding and....

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Pheebs, you wanna help me

with the lobster thing?

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Do the claws again.

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Rach, forget the lobsters, okay?

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Let's talk-- What about us?

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Ross, there is no "us," okay?

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-No, but--

-No! Listen to me!

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I fell for you and I get clobbered.

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You then fall for me

and I again get clobbered.

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I'm tired of being clobbered,

you know?

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It's just not worth it.

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Well, but--

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No "but," Ross.

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We are never gonna happen, okay?

Accept that.

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Except-- Except that what?

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No. No.

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Accept that.

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Oh.

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Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud!

How you doing?

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Wow. You're getting good at that

Marcel Marceau thing.

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What do you say we play some ball?

You and me, huh? What do you say?

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Okay, that's my bad.

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If you hated the bracelet,

you should have just said so.

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Doesn't the fact that I wore it...

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...say how much

our friendship means to me?

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What about the fact that you insulted

the bracelet and you made fun of me?

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Well, that's the part

where I'm a wank.

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I was hoping you

wouldn't focus on that.

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Come on, man!

I said I was sorry a hundred times.

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I promise, I will never

take it off my...

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...wrist.

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But if you want to stay in there

and be mad...

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...you just, you stay in there.

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You know what the--

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I am here, on my knees...

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...holding up these couch cushions...

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...as a symbol

of my sorrow and regret.

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Much like they did

in biblical times.

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Though you may haveth anger now....

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You know, that Steffi Graf

has quite a tush.

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I'm just saying! It's right there!

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-Hey, guys.

JUDY: Hi, darling.

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Where's my grandson?

You didn't bring him?

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No. He's at Carol and Susan's today.

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A woman in my office is a lesbian.

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I'm just saying!

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Jack, look! There's that house

paint commercial that cracks you up!

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[LAUGHS]

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-Where have you been?

-Emotional hell.

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So did they lend you the money?

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No, I haven't asked them yet.

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Come on, Monica, do it.

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Hey, you guys.

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Monica has some news.

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So listen, !'m sorry ! didn't

tell you this before, but...

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...I'm no longer at my job.

I had to leave it.

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-Why?

-Because they made me.

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You were fired?

What are you gonna do?

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Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica

we're talking about.

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We taught her well.

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-Ten percent of your paycheck goes where?

BOTH: In the bank.

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So she dips into her savings.

That's what it's there for.

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She's gonna be fine.

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If you need a little extra...

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...you know where to find it.

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Anything larger back there?

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I can't believe it!

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Would you stop already?

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Get out of the bitter barn

and play in the hay.

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Oh, you're right.

I should play in the hay.

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For about the fact I just dropped $400

to replace a bracelet ! hated to begin with.

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Bring on the hay!

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Hey!

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I've got something

that'll make you happy.

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Guess what Gunther found?

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PHOEBE:

Ohh!

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Hey, now you have two!

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Oh, now you have two.

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What am I gonna do?

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Hey.

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How come you have two?

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This one's for you.

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-Get out!

-No, I can't.

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I know how much this means to you...

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...and I also know this is

about more than jewelry.

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It's about you and me

and the fact that we're "best buds."

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Wow. !s this friendship? ! think so!

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Check it out!

We're bracelet buddies!

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That's what they'll call us!

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Okay, here you go.

Pay me back whenever you like.

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You have dinosaur checks?

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Yeah. You get your money

and you learn something.

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What's wrong with that?

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Nothing.

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Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Thank you, !'m very grateful.

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Hey, Mon, what is this?

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Oh, um....

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That's my bathing suit from high school.

I was a little bigger then.

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Oh, I thought that's what they used

to cover Connecticut when it rains.

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Hey, what's on this videotape?

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You got me. Let's put it in.

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-Hi.

-Hey.

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JUDY [ON TV]:

Over here, Jack. Okay.

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RacheI's coming up the path.

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Doesn't she look pretty? Jack?

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Can you get this?

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Oh, my God!

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What is with your nose?

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They had to reduce it

because of my deviated septum.

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Okay, I was wrong. That's

what they use to cover Connecticut.

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-This is us getting ready for the prom.

- Ah!

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-We don't have to watch.

-Yeah, we do.

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MONICA: Come on!

RACHEL: !t's fun!

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JUDY:

Get a shot of Monica.

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-Where's Monica?

MONICA: Over here, Dad!

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JACK:

Wait. How do you zoom out?

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There she is!

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Some girl ate Monica!

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Shut up!

The camera adds ten pounds.

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So how many cameras

are actually on you?

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Oh, you look so great!

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RACHEL:

So do you! You look beautiful!

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MONICA: Oops.

RACHEL: What?

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I think I got mayonnaise on you.

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Oh, it's just the shoulder,

not my dress.

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JACK:

Everybody smile!

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Oh, Dad, turn it off!

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JAck: lt is off.

-It is not! What's with the red light?

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JACK:

It's the off light. Right, Ross?

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Looking good, Mr. Kotter.

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-You look pretty tonight.

-Oh, thanks.

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-What are you doing this summer?

-I'm gonna hang out...

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...work on my music.

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Is my hook unhooked?

These things keep falling down.

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Let me see. ! don't know.

what are you gonna do--

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Oh! The guys are here!

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--this summer?

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Work on your music?

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[PLAYING]

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RACHEL:

Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!

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You know, Roy saw Star Wars 31 7 times.

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His name was in the paper.

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Where's Chip?

Why isn't he here yet?

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He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill.

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There.

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[WH!SPER!NG INDlST!NCTLY]

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I just told Rachel

that Roy touched my boob.

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I can't go to the prom without a date.

I can't! It's too late!

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If you're not going,

then I don't want to go either.

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Oh, !'m gonna kick Chip's ass!

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l have a wonderful idea.

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You should take Rachel to the prom.

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-Doubtful.

-Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.

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All right, go on. This thing's heavy.

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Your mother's right. Take her.

You can wear my tux.

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She won't wanna go with me.

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JAck: Of course she would!

You're a college man!

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-I don't know.

-Well, come on.

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Don't you wanna find out?

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I can't believe I can't go to the prom!

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This is so harsh!

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-Hold my board.

-Attaboy! Attaboy!

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ROSS:

I think we've seen enough.

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-Let's turn it off.

-No, no, no!

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Well, I'm not gonna watch.

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Come on, kid. Let's go!

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JUDY: My! Are you handsome!

JAck: Let's show them!

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Just a sec, Dad.

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Okay, be cool. Just be cool.

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Okay, Dad.

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Rachel, ready or not,

here comes your knight in shining--

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Oh, no.

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MONICA:

Bye! Don't wait up!

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RACHEL:

Chip!

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JUDY:

Oh, dear!

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Jack. How do I turn this off?

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JACK:

Press the button.

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JUDY:

Which one? Which button? Jack!

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JACK:

The button! The button!

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I can't believe you did that.

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Yeah, well....

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See? He's her lobster!

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JUDY:

Dance with him!

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Mom, !'m hungry!

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JUDY:

Dance with your father.

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I don't know any of your flashdances,

but !'m no slouch on the dance floor.

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All right.

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JUDY: Oh, Jack!

JACK: Oh, Judy!

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[BOTH MOANING]

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JACK:

Oh, Judy!

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