Эпизод, где Росс и Рэйчел...ну, вы знаете

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No peeking. No peeking!

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All right, all right, but you better be

wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

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All right. Open your eyes!

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Sweet mother of all

that is good and pure.

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Huh? Days of our Lives

picked up my option!

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-Congratulations!

-I know! Ha-ha-ha.

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Now we can watch Green Acres

the way it was meant to be seen.

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So, uh, which one is mine?

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Whichever one you want, man.

Whichever one you want!

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Not that one.

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Oh, yes!

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Oh, yeah! That's the stuff.

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Oh.

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-Do we dare?

-We dare.

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BOTH:

Oh.

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BOTH:

Oh!

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I can't believe two cows

made the ultimate sacrifice...

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...so you could watch TV

with your feet up.

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No, they were chair-shaped cows.

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They never would have survived

in the wild.

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This screen is amazing.

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-Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

PHOEBE: Uh-huh.

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[ALL GASP]

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Rose Marie really belongs on

a smaller screen, doesn't she?

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-Hi, you guys.

JOEY: Hey.

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PHOEBE:

Hey.

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-Hey, you.

-Hey, you.

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JOEY & CHANDLER: Whoa, hey, whoa.

-Oh.

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So, uh, how was your day?

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Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.

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Uh, sun shining, birds chirping.

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Really? Mine too.

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Hey, cool! Mine too!

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[PAGER BEEPlNG]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I gotta get to the museum. So, um....

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-I'll see you tonight?

-Okay.

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Oh.

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Bye, guys!

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PHOEBE: Bye.

MONICA: Bye.

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[S!GHS]

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-Tonight?

JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey, whoa.

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-What's tonight?

-It is our first official date.

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Our first date.

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Uh, ha, ha. Hello?

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Hi.

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Tonight? You're supposed to waitress

for me? My catering thing?

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-Any of that trigger anything?

-Oh, God, Monica. I forgot!

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This is our first date.

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-Yes, but my mom got me this job.

-I can be a waitress!

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Thank you, thank you.

See? Phoebe! Phoebe!

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-Really, Pheebs?

-Uh-huh.

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You'd have to be an actual waitress.

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This can't be like your

"l can be a bear cub" thing.

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I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this.

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Um, give me two number ones,

86 the bacon...

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...one Adam and Eve on a raft

and wreck them!

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[HUMMlNG]

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[DOORBELL BUZZES]

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It's James Bond!

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-Sorry we're late.

-That's okay. Come on in.

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Um, !'m sorry, is Monica Geller coming?

I was told she was.

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Dr. Burke, it's me.

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Monica?

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My God! You used to be so....

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I mean, you've--

You must have lost like....

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-You look great.

-Thank you.

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This is Phoebe.

She'll be helping me.

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Hi, Phoebe. Nice to meet you.

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[GlGGLES]

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RlCHARD: So how you been?

-Great. How have you been?

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Oh, obviously you know

Barbara and I split up...

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...or you wouldn't do the head tilt.

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The head tilt?

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Since the divorce,

everybody asks how ! am...

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...with a sympathetic head tilt.

"How you doing? You okay?"

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Oh.

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-I'm sorry.

-No, no.

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It's fine. Believe me, I do it too.

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I always answer with the

"I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay."

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"You're sure?" "Yeah, !'m fine."

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I gotta set up the music.

I got a new CD changer.

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Of course, the divorce only left me

with four CDs to change.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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I'll survive.

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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:

Ward. with a reverse.

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Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both.

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But listen...

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...don't ring the buzzer for 1 9.

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Ring 20. Geller/Green.

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They'll let you in, okay?

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If you buzz our door,

there's no tip for you.

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Okay, thanks.

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[S!GHS]

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Pizza's on the way.

I told you we wouldn't have to get up.

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What if we have to pee?

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I'll cancel the sodas.

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Get back out there. It's your party!

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But they're so dull.

They're all ophthalmologists.

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You're an ophthalmologist.

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Because my parents wanted me to be.

I wanted to be a sheriff.

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[MON!CA LAUGHS]

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Ha, ha. That's funny.

Cadillac, cataract. ! get it.

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But you stay out there!

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-You see?

-All right, I tell you what.

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I'll come get you in five minutes with

some sort of, um, kebob emergency.

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Okay.

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Ah. Better.

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Oh, God, here we go.

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Hey, want to see them go nuts?

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Watch this.

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Who needs glasses?

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[ALL CHEER]

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[BOTH LAUGH!NG]

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-You are so smitten.

-I am not!

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Oh, you are so much

the smitten kitten.

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Oh.

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-You should ask him out.

-Dr. Burke?

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I don't think so.

I mean, like, he's a grown-up.

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So? You two are totally into each other.

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He's a friend of my parents.

He's like 20 years older than me.

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So you're never gonna see him again?

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Not never.

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I'm gonna see him tomorrow

at my eye appointment.

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-Didn't you just get your eyes checked?

-Yeah, but, you know, uh...

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...27 is a dangerous eye age.

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I'm not saying it was a bad movie.

I'm just saying it was a little...

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...hard to follow.

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I told you there'd be subtitles.

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RACHEL:

I know.

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I just didn't want to wear

my glasses on our first date.

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Oh.

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RACHEL:

Monica?

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It would help when I'm kissing

if you didn't shout my sister's name.

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-Honey, I'm just checking.

-Oh.

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- Ahem. Monica?

-Mon?

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-Monica?

ROSS: Mon?

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RACHEL:

Monica?

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[ROSS SlGHS]

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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[RACHEL LAUGHlNG]

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What?

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-What?

-I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. !t's just, when you moved

your hands down to my butt...

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...it was like,

"Whoa, Ross' hands are on my butt!"

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Sorry.

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And that's funny why?

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Well, it's not. Uh....

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I mean, I'm sorry.

I guess I'm just nervous.

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I mean, it's you.

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-You know, it's us.

-Mm.

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I mean, we're crossing that line.

It's sort of a big thing.

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Well, I know it's big.

I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.

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Okay.

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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Okay, my hands were

nowhere near your butt.

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I know, I know, ! know!

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I was thinking about when

they were there the last time.

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I'm sorry, !'m sorry.

Okay, look! Whoa, I promise.

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I'm good. I won't laugh anymore.

Put your hands back there.

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No, see, now I can't, because, uh...

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...I'm feeling too self-conscious.

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-Just one cheek.

-No. Ha.

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The moment's gone.

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-I'll back up into your hands.

-That's romantic.

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RACHEL: Touch it.

ROSS: No.

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RACHEL: Oh, come on, squeeze it.

ROSS: No!

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RACHEL: Rub it?

ROSS: No.

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RACHEL: Oh, come on!

Would you just grab my ass?

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Wow, look at that. The car is on fire...

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...yet somehow

its expensive paint job...

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...is protected by the Miracle Wax.

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You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.

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[SNIFFS]

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Thanks.

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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Ah.

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Aren't you supposed

to be out with Rachel?

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That was 14 hours ago.

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-So how'd it go?

-Well....

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Have you ever been, you know,

fooling around with a girl...

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...and, uh, she started laughing?

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Yeah, but, uh, it was 1 982...

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...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut

was tickling her chin.

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-She laughed at you?

-Yeah.

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I've been wanting this

since ninth grade typing.

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You know,

I just want it to be perfect...

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...and right and....

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Why isn't that laser beam

cutting through the paint?

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-It's the Miracle Wax!

-It certainly is a miracle.

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-Hi, you guys.

JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.

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-Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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Listen, ! was, um, thinking about....

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Listen, can you guys speak up?

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It's harder for us to hear you

when you lower your voice.

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Okay, listen.

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I'm sorry about last night.

I really want to make it up to you.

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No. You know,

there's no need to make it up-- How?

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Well, I was thinking maybe a, um--

Ahem, a romantic dinner...

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...with, um, candles and wine.

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And then, uh, ahem,

maybe going back to my place...

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...for, um, dessert.

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Hmm.

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That sounds...

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...perfect? Heh.

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[BANG ON DOOR]

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-What's this?

-Would you get us a couple of beers?

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I'm going to look into your eyes now.

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Really?

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Yeah, that's my job.

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[MON!CA CHUCKLES]

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All right. Look up.

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Look down.

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Now, open your eyes and look down.

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That's right.

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Look into the light.

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Now look at me.

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Okay.

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Your eyes look good.

Those are good eyes.

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Good. They feel good.

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In my head.

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Um, so....

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-It was great to see you.

-You too.

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You too.

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Okay, um....

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Goodbye. Ha, ha.

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-Drops!

-What?

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Drops. Here, they're free.

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Thanks. Uh, so....

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I guess I better be going.

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Oh, okay, yeah, I'll see you later.

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-Thanks again.

-Oh.

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[RICHARD CHUCKLES]

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Oh.

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We have to get you lazy boys

out of these chairs.

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JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey, whoa, hey, whoa.

-Oh, oh.

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You should go outside and be with

the three-dimensional people.

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No. Inside good.

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Outside bad.

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You guys are so pathetic.

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Oh, Xanadu!

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Oh!

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She's one of us now.

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-Hi, you guys.

-Hey.

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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We just wanted to stop by

and, uh, say good night.

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CHANDLER & PHOEBE:

Good night.

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They won't even turn their heads.

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All right, you guys.

I'm taking off my shirt.

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No, she's lying.

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Stop sending food to our apartment!

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Why are you dressed up?

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You're not the only one

who has a date.

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-What? You have a date? Who with?

-No one.

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-Come on, what's his name?

-Nothing.

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Come on, tell me.

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All right, but !'m very excited

about this, okay?

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So promise you won't get

big-brothery and judgmental.

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I promise. What?

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-It's Richard Burke.

-Who's Richard Burke?

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Is that Dr.--? Dr. Burke?

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You have a date with Dr. Burke?

Why? Why? Why...

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...should that bother me?

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I love that man. He's like, uh...

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...a brother to Dad.

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Well, for your information...

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...he is the brightest, most sophisticated,

sexiest man I've ever been with.

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Dr. Burke is sexy?

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BOTH:

Oh, God!

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Absolutely!

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[PAGER BEEPS]

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Damn!

00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,253

It's the museum again. Can !--? Oh.

00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,924

-You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.

-When?

00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:30,386

When I was, um, 7, ! crashed my bike

right out in front of his house...

00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,307

...and to stop me from crying,

he kissed me right here.

00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,602

-Oh, you are so lucky!

-I know. Ha-ha-ha.

00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,397

Australopithecus isn't supposed

to be in that display.

00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,316

No, no.

00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,904

no, Homo habi!is was erect.

Australopithecus was never fully erect.

00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,239

Well, maybe he was nervous.

00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,747

[S!GHS]

00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,707

Oh, look! I can't believe this!

00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,087

Homo habilis can't use tools yet,

and they've got him with clay pots?

00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,923

Why don't they just

give him a microwave? Heh.

00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,134

I'm sorry this is taking so long.

00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,680

You know, I-- lt's longer than I expected.

We will have dinner.

00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,391

-That's okay. !t's fine.

-Karl!

00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,311

Oh, God.

00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,702

-Wow! !s that Michelle?

-Yep.

00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,538

I've not seen her since

high-school graduation.

00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,749

Oh, my God, that night she got so dru--

00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,503

Emotional.

00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,214

-You know, she's having another baby.

-Mm.

00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,427

-I thought she just had one.

-No, no. Henry's almost 2.

00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,638

And he's talking and everything. Here.

00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,889

Aw.

00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,727

The other day he told me he liked me

better than his other grandpa.

00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,272

In all fairness,

his other grandpa's a drunk, but still....

00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,152

Whoa. You're a grandpa.

00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,322

Yeah.

00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,121

Are we nuts here?

00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,373

I don't know. Maybe.

00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:27,420

I mean, I'm dating a man

whose pool I once peed in.

00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,173

I didn't need to know that.

00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,468

I guess 21 years is a lot.

00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:38,681

I mean, hell, !'m a whole person

who can drink older than you.

00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,601

Yeah.

00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,605

So....

00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:52,487

-So maybe we should just....

-Yeah.

00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,405

Yeah.

00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,407

Maybe....

00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,534

[RICHARD S!GHS]

00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370

Wow.

00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,999

This really sucks.

00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,376

Yeah, it sure does.

00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,172

Ah.

00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,758

[RICHARD S!GHS]

00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,523

Uh, we don't really have to decide

anything right now, do we?

00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,484

RlCHARD:

No, there's no rush or anything.

00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,735

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,030

MAN: Pizza delivery!

-Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!

00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,368

-Rach?

-Oh.

00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,994

-I'm done. Ah.

- Ahem.

00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,873

Yeah, well, you know what?

So is, uh, Sorentino's.

00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,544

I'm sorry. Let's, uh--

Why don't we find someplace else?

00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,172

It's late. Everything will be closed.

We'll do it another night.

00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,715

No, no, we won't.

00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,175

We won't?

00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,427

Come on.

00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,596

Okay, that's dead, right?

00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,684

-What is this? What are we doing?

-Shh.

00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:08,271

-Do you want Cran-Apple or Cran-Grape?

-Grape.

00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,439

[ROSS HUMS]

00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,066

Okay, now...

00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,901

...sit.

00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,696

Okay.

00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,239

[RACHEL S!GHS]

00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,908

Oh, my God!

00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,912

MAN [ON FILM]: Billions ofyears ago,

Earth was--

00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,207

Sorry.

00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,335

[CHR!S ISAAK'S "W!CKED GAME"

PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,089

Ah. So, what are we looking at?

00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:40,136

Well, uh, you see that little cluster

of stars next to the big one?

00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,055

That is Ursa Major.

00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,601

-Really?

-No idea. lt could be. Could be.

00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,144

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,148

Listen, !'m sorry

I had to work tonight.

00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,442

Oh, that's okay.

00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,153

-You were worth the wait.

-Oh.

00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,281

And I don't just mean tonight.

00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,829

I never dreamed

That I'd meet somebody like you

00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,581

Whoa.

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708

You're not laughing.

00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,003

This time it's not so funny.

00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:24,597

No, ! don't want to fal! in love

00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,600

This love is only gonna break your heart

00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,770

ROSS: Aah!

RACHEL: Oh!

00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,147

Okay, loosen the knot.

Loosen the knot.

00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,066

Sorry, sorry.

00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,318

[BOTH LAUGH]

00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,451

what a wicked game you play

00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,538

Aah! Oh, God! Oh.

00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,207

Honey?

00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,167

Oh, that's okay.

00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,044

What?

00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,673

Oh, no. You just rolled

over the juice box.

00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,808

Oh, thank God!

00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:20,653

No, ! don't want to fal! in love

00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,031

This love is only gonna break your heart

00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,956

[S!GHS]

00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,129

Hey.

00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339

Hey, you.

00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,056

I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.

00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,684

I know. It is pretty unbel--

00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,272

RACHEL: What?

-We're not alone.

00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,701

[LAUGHlNG ON TV]

00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,288

[BOTH LAUGH!NG]

00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,173

[ALARM WA!L!NG]

00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,093

-Is that the fire alarm?

-Yeah.

00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,391

Oh, it's not warm yet.

We still have time.

00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,978

-Cool.

-Yeah, yeah. Cool!

00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,529

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