Эпизод, где Джоуи выселяется

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Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's

eyebrows are on his hat?

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That's what's weird?

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The man's been captain

of a cereal for 40 years.

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Whoa, yuck!

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What?

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The spoon!

You licked and you put.

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You licked and you put.

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Yeah, so?

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Don't you see how gross that is?

It's like you using my toothbrush!

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You used my toothbrush?

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Only because ! used the red one

to unclog the drain.

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Mine is the red one!

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Oh, God!

Can open. Worms everywhere!

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Why can't we use the same toothbrush...

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...but we can use the same soap?

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Because soap is soap.

It's self-cleaning.

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The next time you shower...

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...think about the last thing ! wash

and the first thing you wash.

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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Look at you fancy lads!

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What's the occasion?

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You know that guy on my show

that's in a coma?

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He's having a brunch.

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Ready when you are.

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I can't believe you're

actually getting tattoos.

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You guys are getting tattoos?

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But you cannot tell Ross

because ! wanna surprise him.

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Wow, this is wild!

What are you gonna get?

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I'm getting a lily.

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For my mom, because her name's Lily.

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That's lucky. What if

her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

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-Where you getting it?

-On my shoulder.

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What?

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ROSS:

What's on your shoulder?

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A chip.

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-A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo.

ROSS: A tattoo?

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Why? Why would you wanna do that?

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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You don't think

they're kind of cool?

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No. Sorry, I don't.

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Why would anyone pay someone

to scar their body for life?

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What if it doesn't come out right?

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It's like having

a bad haircut all the time.

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Why is everyone staring at me?

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Sign this card for Dad.

Richard will be here soon.

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Richard's going to the party too?

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He's my parents' best friend.

He has to go.

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So is today the day

you'll tell them about you two?

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Yeah, for my dad's birthday,

I decided to give him a stroke.

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No, I think you should tell them.

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I don't know how serious he is.

Until ! do, I won't say anything.

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I don't think

Mom and Dad would mind.

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Remember when you were 9

and Richard was 30, Dad said:

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"God, I hope they get together."

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ROSS:

Shall we?

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Okay, wait.

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You know what?

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Ross, let's switch places.

You get in the middle.

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This looks like we're trying

to cover something up.

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You could come in straddling him,

they still wouldn't believe it.

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ROSS:

We're here!

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MRS. GELLER: Hi, kids!

MR. GELLER: The children!

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-Happy birthday, Dad.

-Thank you.

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Happy birthday!

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So you kids thanked

Dr. Burke for the ride?

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Actually, Mom, I think Monica

thanked him for the both of us.

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So you kids take the train in?

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No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.

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Speaking of whom...

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...I hear he's got some

20-year-old twinkie in the city.

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Finger cramp! Oh, God!

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Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.

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So Richard's shopping

in the junior section?

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Are we still on that?

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You just know she's got

the lQ of a napkin.

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She's probably not even pretty.

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Just young enough so that

everything is still pointing up.

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JOEY:

Can you believe this place?

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I know. This is a great apartment.

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In the bathroom there's mirrors

on both sides of you.

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When you're in there, it's like

peeing with the Rockettes.

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Well, there's my fantasy come true.

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Seriously.

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Hey.

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We were just saying, great apartment!

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Thanks. You want it?

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I'm moving to a bigger place.

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You should take this one.

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Can you see me in a place like this?

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Why not? You hate park views

and high ceilings?

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Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.

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That's all right,

I saw a kitchen this morning.

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On TV.

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Stop talking. Okay!

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-Come on, tell us!

-Is she really 20?

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I am not telling you guys anything.

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Come on, it's my birthday.

Let me live vicariously!

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Dad, you really don't want to do that.

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What's a little midlife crisis

between friends?

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Would you let it go?

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I know what you're going through.

When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.

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You got your own little speedster.

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-Seriously, it's not like that.

MR. GELLER: Tell you what.

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Maybe one of these weekends

you can borrow the car and I could--

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Dad, I beg you not

to finish that sentence!

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What? I'm kidding!

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You know I'd never let him

touch the Porsche.

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Okay, Rach.

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Which lily?

This lily or that lily?

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-Well, I--

-I like this lily.

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It's more open

and that's like my mom.

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She had a more open, giving spirit.

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Foghorn Leghorn!

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Blond girl?

You're in room two.

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Not-so-blond girl, you're with me.

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-Here we go!

-Uh-huh.

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You're not going.

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Uh-huh.

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Is this because of what Ross said?

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No.

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-Well, yeah, maybe.

-I don't believe this.

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Is this how this relationship works?

Ross equals boss?

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Come on, what is this, 1 922?

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What's 1 922?

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Just, you know, a long time ago.

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When men used to tell women

what to do a lot.

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Then there was suffrage, which was

a good thing. But it sounds horrible.

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Do you want this tattoo?

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Yes, ! do.

It's just that Ross--

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Is your boyfriend the boss of you?

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No.

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Who is the boss of you?

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You?

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No. You are the boss of you!

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You march in there and

get that tattoo on your hip!

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Go!

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How you doing?

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I'm a twinkie!

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Really? !'m a hero.

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This is so hard.

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Yeah, ! know. I hate it too.

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Look, maybe we should just tell them.

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Maybe we should just tell

your parents first.

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My parents are dead.

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God, you are so lucky!

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I mean--

Well, you know what ! mean.

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Just hang in there, okay?

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Okay, I'll go out first, all right?

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Judy! Going to the bathroom.

Good for you!

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Thank you, Richard.

I appreciate the support.

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MR. GELLER:

Honey.

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Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat?

Bob doesn't believe I have one.

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I have no idea.

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Did you know Richard

has a twinkie in the city?

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I know. He's a new man.

It's like a scene from Cocoon.

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I just never would have

pictured Richard with a bimbo.

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He told Johnny Shapiro

that she's quite a girl.

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He told Johnny that he thinks

he's falling in love with her.

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MRS. GELLER: Really?

-I've never seen him this happy.

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So, Jack...

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...ever think about trading me in

for a younger model?

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Of course not.

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With you, it's like

I've got two 25-year-olds.

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Oh, Jack, stop!

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MR. GELLER:

Come on!

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It's my birthday!

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Can we drop this?

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I am not interested

in the guy's apartment.

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Oh, please. ! saw the way

you were checking out his moldings.

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You want it.

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Why would I want another apartment?

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I've already got

an apartment that I love.

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It wouldn't kill you

to say it once in a while.

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All right. You want the truth?

I'm thinking about it.

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-What?

-I'm sorry.

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I'm 28. I've never lived alone...

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...and I'm at a place

where I got enough money...

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...that I don't need a roommate.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't need a roommate either.

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I can afford to live here by myself.

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I may have to bring in somebody

once a week to lick the silverware.

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Why are you getting

so bent out of shape?

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We didn't agree to live

together forever.

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We're not Bert and Ernie.

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You know what?

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If this is the way you feel...

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...then maybe you should take it.

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-That's how I feel.

-Then maybe you should take it!

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Maybe I will!

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-Fine with me!

-Great!

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You can spend more quality time

with your real friends...

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...the spoons!

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Whose drink can ! freshen?

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Almost time for cake!

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Mon?

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Mon, are you okay?

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-Remember that video of Mom and Dad?

-Yeah?

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-Well, I just caught the live show.

-Ew!

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-Hey there.

-What?

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Nothing. I just heard

something nice about you.

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Really?

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MRS. GELLER:

Richard?

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-Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?

-Not that I know of.

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I was thinking, why doesn't

he give Monica a call?

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That's an idea.

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Well, actually,

I'm already seeing someone.

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-Oh?

-Oh?

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ROSS:

Oh....

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She never tells us anything.

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Ross, did you know

Monica's seeing someone?

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Mom, there are

so many people in my life.

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Some are seeing people

and some aren't.

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Is that crystal?

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So who's the mystery man?

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Well, he's a doctor.

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A real doctor?

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No, a doctor of meat.

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Of course he's a real doctor.

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And he's handsome.

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And he's sweet,

and I know you'd like him.

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Well, that's wonderful.

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Mom, it's okay.

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It is, Judy.

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Jack!

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Could you come in here for a moment?

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Now!

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-Found it!

-I'll take that, Dad.

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It seems your daughter and Richard

are something of an item.

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That's impossible.

He's got a twinkie in the city.

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I'm the twinkie.

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-You're the twinkie?

-She's not a twinkie!

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Look, this is the best relationship

I've been in--

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Oh, please! A relationship?

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Yes, a relationship!

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For your information,

I'm crazy about this man.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Am ! supposed to stand here

and listen to this on my birthday?

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This is a good thing. You said

you've never seen Richard happier.

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When did I say that?

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Upstairs in the bathroom,

right before you felt up Mom!

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SING!NG:

Happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday, dear Jack

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Happy birthday to you

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It looks so good!

Oh, I love it.

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I know, so do I!

I'm so glad you made me do this.

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Okay, let me see yours.

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Let's see yours again.

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We just saw mine.

Let me see yours.

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Oh, no!

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It's gone! That's so weird.

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I don't know how, where it went.

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You didn't get it?

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No.

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Why not?

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I'm sorry! !'m sorry!

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How could you do this to me?

This was your idea!

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I know! I was gonna get it,

but he came in with this needle.

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And did you know

they do this with needles?

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Really? You don't say?

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Because mine was licked on by kittens!

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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I'm sorry about what--

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-Yeah, me too.

-I know.

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Do we need to hug?

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No, we're all right.

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So I got you something.

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Plastic spoons!

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-Great!

-Lick away, my man!

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These will go great in my new place

till I get real ones.

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What?

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I can't use these forever.

They're no friend of the environment.

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No, I mean what's this

about your new place?

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I'm moving out,

like we talked about.

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I didn't think that was serious.

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You know, I thought

that was just a fight.

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Well, it was a fight...

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...based on serious stuff, remember?

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About how I never

lived alone or anything?

00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,378

I think it would be good for me.

Help me to grow...

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...or whatever.

00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,885

Well, there you go.

00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,889

Hey, are you cool with this?

00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,808

I don't wanna leave you high and dry.

00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,851

I've never been lower or wetter.

00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,439

I'll be fine.

I'll just turn your...

00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,274

...bedroom into a game room.

00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,777

Put the foosball table in there.

00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,739

Why do you get to keep the table?

00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,536

I did pay for half of it.

00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,873

I paid for the other half.

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I'll tell you what.

I'll play you for it.

00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,129

All right, you're on.

00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,549

I can take two minutes

out of my day to kick your ass.

00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,262

Your men will get scored on

more times than your sister.

00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,018

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,396

Which sister?

00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,152

So are you sorry that I told them?

00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,448

No. It's been a long time

since your dad and I went running.

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Did you get it?

00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,955

RACHEL: !s Ross here?

-He went out for pizza.

00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,623

RACHEL:

Okay, really quick.

00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,460

That's great!

00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,919

Very tasteful.

00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,464

-Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine?

MONICA: Yes!

00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,632

What? You didn't get one.

00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,510

Okay. Well then, what is this?

00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,473

What are we looking at?

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That blue freckle?

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That's my tattoo.

00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,898

That is not a tattoo.

That is a nothing.

00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,733

I got her in the chair...

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...he barely touched her with the

needle, she screamed and that was it.

00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,739

Okay, hi!

00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,369

For your information,

this is exactly what I wanted.

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This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen

from a great, great distance.

00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,754

It's the way my mother

sees me from heaven.

00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,508

Oh, what a load of crap!

00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,260

That is a dot!

00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:21,224

Your mother's in heaven going,

"Where the helI's my lily, you wuss!"

00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,312

That is not a tattoo!

This is a tattoo!

00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,610

You got a tattoo?

00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,987

Maybe.

00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,158

But just a little one.

Phoebe got the whole world!

00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,912

ROSS:

Well, let me see.

00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,625

Well?

00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,377

Well, it's really...

00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,505

...sexy.

00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,216

I wouldn't have thought

it would be, but...

00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,176

...wow!

00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,055

Really?

00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,765

Yeah, so....

00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,561

So is it sore?

Or can you do stuff?

00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,273

I guess.

00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,400

Save us some pizza.

00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,658

Get it out of the corner!

00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,661

Pass it! Pass it!

00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,080

Stop talking to your men!

00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,541

Yes!

00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,543

And the table is mine.

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,299

Congratulations.

00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,355

You guys will still

come visit me, right?

00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,274

Oh, yeah! You got the big TV.

00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,693

We'll be over there all the time.

00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,571

Except when we are here.

00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,329

I know you're just moving uptown,

but I'll really miss you.

00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,665

How can you not be

across the hall anymore?

00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:14,045

Who's gonna eat all of our food

and tie up our phone lines--

00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,130

Is that my bra?

00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,136

-What are you doing with my bra?

-It's not what you think.

00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,473

We used it to fling

water balloons off the roof.

00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,102

Remember? Those kids couldn't

even get theirs across the street.

00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,146

Yeah, ! remember.

00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,027

Let's bring the rest of these

down to the truck.

00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,791

You want me to...

00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,502

...give you a hand

with the foosball table?

00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,878

Nah....

00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,006

You keep it.

You need the practice.

00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,426

Thanks.

00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,512

So...

00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,597

...I guess this is it.

00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,099

Yeah, right.

00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,642

I guess so.

00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,063

Listen....

00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,607

When am ! gonna see you?

00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,985

I'm guessing tonight

at the coffeehouse.

00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,612

Right. Yeah. Okay.

00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,115

Take care.

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