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It's just like Brad to have

to have the last word.

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-I'm sorry I'm late. What happened?

-We wanna see the end.

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-I want you, Drake.

-I know you do.

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But you and I can never

be together that way.

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-What?

-There's something ! never told you.

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I'm actually your half-brother.

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-What?

-Huh?

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So, what happens next?

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Well, I get the medical award

for separating the Siamese twins.

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Then Amber and I go to Venezuela

to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...

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...and that's where ! find the world's

biggest emerald. !t's really big.

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But it's cursed.

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[ALL GASP]

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-So cool!

-God, that is good TV.

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-Pheebs, play with me!

-No!

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This game is grotesque.

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Twenty armless guys joined

at the waist by a steel bar...

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...forced to play soccer forever? Ugh!

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Hello? Human rights violation.

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Don't feel so bad.

After they're done playing...

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...I break out the plastic women

and everybody has a pretty good time.

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Why don't you play with your roommate?

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Eh, he's, uh....

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He's not a big fan of foosball.

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Uh-oh. Ooh. Are we not getting along

with the new boy?

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No, he's all right. He just, uh,

spends most of his time in his room.

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Maybe because you haven't

taken time to get to know him.

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Let's remedy that, shall we?

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-We don't need to remedy that.

-Oh, yeah, it'll be fun!

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-What was that?

-Hi!

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Um, ! thought it'd be fun

if the three of us had beers...

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...and got to know each other.

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-All right. That sounds all right.

-Oh, good! Okay.

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Oh, no, ! have to go,

because !'m late for my, um...

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...Green Eggs and Ham

discussion group.

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Um, tonight, it's "Why he would not

eat them on a train."

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-Have fun! Bye!

-That was so lame.

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I know. Yeah, heh.

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-Okay, talk to him.

- Ahem.

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So you, uh, think that Speed Racer guy

gets a lot of tickets or...?

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Ha-ha-ha. That's good.

So who broke up with who?

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You kidding? ! broke up with her.

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She actually thought Sean Penn

was the capital of Cambodia.

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[LAUGHlNG]

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When everybody knows that

the, uh, capital of Cambodia is....

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Is, uh....

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It's not Sean Penn.

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All right, I got a funny one. All right?

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My last girlfriend, Tilly.

We're eating breakfast, right?

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I made these pancakes.

Like, 50 pancakes.

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All of a sudden,

she turns to me and says, "Eddie...

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...I don't wanna see you anymore."

Ha, ha.

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It was literally like she had

reached into my chest...

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...ripped out my heart

and smeared it all over my life!

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There was this incredible abyss

and I'm falling.

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I keep falling and

I don't think I'm ever gonna stop!

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[LAUGHlNG]

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[COUGHS]

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That wasn't such a funny story, was it?

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[S!NGlNG] And a crusty o/d man

Said I'll do what ! can

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And the rest of the rats

Played maracas

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That's it! Thanks! Good night.

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-Phoebe's got another job, right?

-Heh.

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RACHEL: Great set tonight, Pheebs.

ROSS: Yes.

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I know.

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-We should get going.

-Mm.

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We should too.

I've got patients at 8 in the morning.

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You know how we always stay

at your apartment?

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I thought tonight

we'd stay at my place.

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I don't know.

I don't have my jammies.

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Heh.

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You don't need them.

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My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

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Shut up. I'm happy.

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Oh, this is so nice!

I have to make a speech.

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Ahem. I just want to say...

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...of all the guys that Monica

has been with, and that is a lot...

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-...I like you the best.

-Aw.

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Thank you, Pheebs.

That's very sweet.

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You hear that?

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She likes me best. And apparently,

there have been a lot.

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[LAUGHS]

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Not a lot.

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Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy.

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Phoebe's dead.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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I'm looking for Eddie Manoick.

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Oh, uh, he's not here right now.

I'm Chandler.

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Can ! take a message or....

Or a fish tank?

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Thanks.

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Come on in.

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I'm Tilly.

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Oh.

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I gather by that "Oh,"

he told you about me.

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Yeah, your, uh, name came up...

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...in a conversation that

terrified me to my very soul.

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He's kind of intense, huh?

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Yes! Hey, can I ask you,

is Eddie a little...

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- A little what?

-...bit country?

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Come on in, you roomie!

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Hello, Tilly.

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Eddie, I just came by

to drop off your tank.

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That was very thoughtful of you.

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It's very thoughtful.

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Well, okay then.

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I'm gonna go. Bye.

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EDD!E: Bye.

-Bye.

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So we getting a fish?

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You had sex with her, didn't you?

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Pheebs! Check it out, check it out!

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Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest!

That's one of my favorite digests!

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-Page 42! Page 42!

-Okay, okay.

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Okay. Ooh. Hey!

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"New Doc on the Block,

Days ofour Lives Joey Tribbiani."

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-Yeah. Yeah.

-Oh, cool picture!

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- Ah.

-Oh, I look good.

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Is this true? That you write

a lot of your own lines?

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Well, kind of, yeah.

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Remember last week

when Alex was in the accident?

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The line in the script was:

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"lf we don't get this woman

to a hospital, she's going to die."

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But ! made it, "!f this woman

doesn't get to a hospital...

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...she's not gonna live."

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Oh, okay.

I see what you did there.

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Aren't you afraid the writers will be

kind of mad when they read this?

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Huh.

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I never thought about the writers.

The scripts just come to my house.

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But you know what?

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This makes me look good,

which makes the show look good...

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...which makes the writers look good.

So how could they be mad?

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WRITER:

Makes up most of his lines.

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Son of a....

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Yeah. write this, jerk-weed.

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I fall down an elevator shaft?

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What does this mean?

I fall down an elevator shaft?

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Uh, I don't know.

I just bring the scripts.

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They can't kill me!

I'm Francesca's long-lost son!

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Right.

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Uh, could you sign?

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No! No way! !'m not signing that!

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I don't think that's gonna affect

the plot of the show.

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How can they do this to me?

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All right, uh, !'m just gonna go.

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Sorry.

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Well, it wasn't that many guys.

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If you consider how many guys

there actually are...

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-...it's a very small percentage.

-Hey.

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It's not that big a deal.

I was just curious.

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-Good night.

-Good night, Richard.

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Good luck, Mon.

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All right, before I tell you, uh, you tell me

how many women you've been with.

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-Two.

-Two? Two? Heh.

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How is that possible? I mean...

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...have you seen you?

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Well, I mean, what can I say?

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I was married to Barbara for 30 years,

my high-school sweetheart.

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Now you. That's two.

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-Two it is. Heh.

-Mm-hm.

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Okay, time for bed.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.

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Whoa, no, wait a minute now!

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Come on, it's your turn.

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Oh, come on!

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You know, I don't need the

actual number. Just a ballpark.

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Okay, it is definitely

less than a ballpark.

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Wow, ! am so glad

I'm not Monica right now.

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Tell me about it.

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So, what's your magic number?

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Ahh....

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Come on, you know everyone

I've been with. All both of them.

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Well, ahem, there's you.

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Better not be doing these in order.

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Okay, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny.

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- Ah.

-Barry.

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And, uh, oh, Paolo.

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Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie.

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Oh, honey, are you jealous of Paolo?

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I'm so much happier with you

than ! ever was with him.

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-Really?

-Oh, please.

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That Paolo thing was

barely a relationship.

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All it really was

was just meaningless, animal sex.

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Okay, you know, that sounded

so much better in my head.

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Eddie! I didn't sleep with

your ex-girlfriend.

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That's exactly what someone

who slept with her would say.

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This is nuts! Crazy!

She came over for two minutes...

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...dropped off a fish tank and left!

End of story.

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-Where's Buddy?

-Buddy?

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My fish, Buddy.

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There was no fish

when she dropped it off.

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Oh, this is unbelievable!

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You sleep with my ex-girlfriend,

insult my intelligence by lying...

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...then you kill my fish?

My Buddy?

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I didn't kill your fish!

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Look, Eddie--

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Would you look at what I'm doing?

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Now that can't be smart.

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So we're just gonna

take this guy right off you...

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...and put him here in Mr. Pocket.

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Tangelo?

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That's it? That's the giant number

you were afraid to tell me?

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-Well, yeah.

-Well, that's not bad at all.

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You had me thinking it was,

like, a fleet.

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You're okay with it?

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Oh, honey, I'm fine.

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Oh, yay!

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[S!GHS]

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Okay, about that two.

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What?

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All right.

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What about my two?

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It just seems like

a really small number.

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Right.

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- And?

-And, well....

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Don't you have a lot

of wild oats to sow?

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Or is that what you're doing with me?

Oh, my God! Am ! an oat?

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Honey, you are not an oat.

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I don't know, I guess

I'm just not an oat guy.

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I've only slept with women I love.

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You've only slept with two people.

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Right.

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Wow.

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Oh, wow.

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You know I love you too, right?

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Now ! do.

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[BOTH G!GGLE]

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Ugh, Ross!

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Ross, please listen to me.

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Ross, you are so much better for me

than Paolo ever was.

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You care about me, you're loving,

you make me laugh.

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If I make you laugh, here's an idea.

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Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack,

and I'll stand in the corner...

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-...and tell knock-knock jokes.

-Ross! Agh!

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God, Ross!

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What you and I have is special!

All Paolo and I ever had was--

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Animal sex, animal sex?

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[GROANS]

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So, what are you saying?

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There's nothing between us

"animal" at all?

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There's not even,

like, um, a little animal?

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Not even, like...

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...chipmunk sex?

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Okay, Ross....

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Try to hear me, okay?

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I-- Hey. I'm not gonna lie to you.

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-It was good with Paolo.

-Knock-knock.

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But what you and ! have

is so much better.

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We have tenderness,

we have intimacy, we connect.

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You know? ! swear.

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This is the best...

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...I have ever had.

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-Until now.

- Aah!

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-Oh, hi.

-Hi.

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Richard told me he loved me.

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-Oh, my God!

-I know!

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Honey, that's great!

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-I know!

-Ha, ha.

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-I just can't find--

-Top drawer.

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-Hurry.

-Why? You need one too?

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Oh, yeah.

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-Found them!

-Whoo.

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There's only one.

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-Monica!

-Hi.

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Uh, we'll be right there.

We're just trying to decide something.

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Rachel?

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[GROWLS]

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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-They're trying to decide something.

-Good. Good, good.

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So is, um-- So was your mustache--

Did it used to be different?

00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,718

-No.

-Oh.

00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,599

How do you, uh, you know,

keep it so neat?

00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,686

-I have a little comb.

-Oh.

00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,067

-What do you call that?

- A mustache comb.

00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,652

Thank you.

00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,865

Okay, I will do your laundry

for one month.

00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,242

-No!

-Okay, okay!

00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,078

I will, I will, I will....

00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,956

I will clean the apartment

for two months.

00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:02,460

I'll give this to you now, if you

tell me where we keep the dustpan.

00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,255

[YELLS]

00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,846

So were you in Nam?

00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,687

-Rock, paper, scissors?

-Gotcha.

00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,022

One, two, three.

00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,857

-Yes!

-Agh!

00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,319

- Ah!

-Fine. Go have sex.

00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,157

RlCHARD:

No! You have got it completely wrong!

00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,202

John Savage was Deer Hunter,

no legs.

00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,330

Jon Voight was Coming Home,

couldn't feel his legs.

00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,710

No, you've got it totally the other way

around, my friend. Jon Voight--

00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,712

-Honey? Ahem.

-What? Oh.

00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,297

[ROSS GROWLS]

00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,806

-Shall we?

-It's not gonna happen.

00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,309

They're doing it tonight.

We can do it tomorrow.

00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,566

Uh, in the future, if I could see

the schedule beforehand....

00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,155

So when I woke up this morning...

00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,533

...he'd stolen all the insoles

out of my shoes!

00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,826

Why?

00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,872

He thinks I slept with his

ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.

00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,915

Why would you kill his fish?

00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,005

Because sometimes

after you sleep with someone...

00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,591

...you have to kill a fish.

00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,136

Chandler, honey...

00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,512

...I'm sorry.

00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,057

Can we watch Joey's show now, please?

00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,100

-Yeah!

-Wait. He's not here yet.

00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,603

He's on the show,

he knows what happens.

00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,231

I'm fine about my problem now,

by the way.

00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,694

Amber...

00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,739

...l want you to know

I'll always be there for you...

00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,991

...as a friend and as your brother.

00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,243

Oh, Drake.

00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,245

DOCTOR:

Hard day, huh?

00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,165

-First the medical award, now this?

-Yeah.

00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,668

-Some guys are just lucky, ! guess. Ha, ha.

-Ha-ha-ha.

00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,504

WOMAN [OVER !NTERCOM]:

Dr. Ramoray...

00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,381

-...report to first floor Emergency stat.

-Hmm.

00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,884

Well, then...

00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,386

...I, uh, guess that's me.

00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,226

Anyone else need to go on the elevator?

Dr. Horton? Dr. Wong?

00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,479

No, no. They only said you.

00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,234

Oh, okay. All right.

00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,070

-I love you, Drake.

-Yeah, whatever.

00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,074

-Oh, no!

AMBER: Drake, look out!

00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,368

[YELLING]

00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,039

-Did they just kill off Joey?

-No!

00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,541

[THUD ON TV]

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,168

Now maybe.

00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,295

[BANG!NG ON DOOR]

00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,756

ROSS: Come on! Open up!

We want to talk to you!

00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,424

I don't feel like talking!

00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,426

RACHEL:

Come on! We care about you.

00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,889

CHANDLER: We're worried about you.

MONICA: And some of us have to pee!

00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,562

I'm sorry, Joey.

00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,151

Listen, sorry about your death.

That really sucks.

00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,155

-We came over as soon as we saw.

-How could you not tell us?

00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:21,117

I don't know. I was kind of hoping

no one would ever find out.

00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,329

Well, maybe they could find

a way to bring you back.

00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:31,002

No, they said that when they found

my body, my brain was so smashed in...

00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,839

...that the only doctor

who could've saved me was me.

00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,885

It's supposed to be

some kind of irony.

00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,555

But Joey, you're gonna be fine.

00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,184

You don't need that show.

It was just a dumb soap opera.

00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,562

This was the greatest thing

that ever happened to me.

00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,398

Yes! ! was going to incorporate that.

00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,986

Oh, good, here's Monica.

She'll have something nice to say.

00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:02,074

Um, ! straightened out your shower curtain

so you won't get mildew.

00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,119

What? To me, that's nice.

00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,497

It's gonna be okay. You know that.

00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,750

No, I don't.

00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,338

It's like you work

your whole life for something...

00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,715

...and you think

that when you get it...

00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,301

...it'll never be

as good as you thought.

00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,261

But this so was.

00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,222

It changed everything.

00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,642

Like, the other day,

I got this credit card application...

00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,186

...and I was pre-approved!

00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:36,108

Huh? I've never been pre-approved

for anything in my life!

00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,860

I'm sorry, man.

00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,364

I don't know if this'll mean

anything to you...

00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,200

...but you'll always be

pre-approved with us.

00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,161

No, that means nothing to me.

00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,000

Ahh!

00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,254

Pecan sandy? Just made them.

00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,298

Yeah, all right.

00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,593

Are these raisins?

00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,220

Uh, sure, why not?

00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,813

Listen, Eddie. Um, ahem.

00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,858

I've been thinking about

our living situation and, uh....

00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,193

Why are you smiling?

00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,780

I got a little surprise.

Look. There's a new fishy.

00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,865

I named him, uh...

00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,618

...Chandler, you know, after you.

00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,547

Well, that's not even a real fish.

00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,301

No, that's a Goldfish cracker.

00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,846

So, what's your point, man?

00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,893

Okay, good night.

00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,230

You big freak of nature.

00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,206

- Aah.

-Hey.

00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:19,670

Hey.

00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,714

-Hey.

-Hey.

00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,217

-Whoo. Brisk tonight.

-Oh, man.

00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,763

-Let's never speak of this.

-You got it.

00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,356

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