Эпизод с ветрянкой

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I ordered mine first.

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Yeah, but I'm so much faster.

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Give it to me.

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No.

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Give it to me.

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Okay, you can have it.

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[Laughing]

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There you go. Enjoy your coffee.

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That was there when I got here.

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Hey, you guys, you will never guess

who's coming to New York.

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Quick, Phoebe,

tell us before he swallows.

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Ryan, that guy I went out with

who's in the Navy.

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[GRUNTS]

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You went out with a guy in the Navy?

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Yeah, ! met him while playing guitar

in the park.

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Ryan threw in saltwater taffy

because he didn't have change.

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Hey, is that when you wrote

"Saltwater Taffy Man"?

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No. Heh.

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No, he's my submarine guy.

He resurfaces, like, every couple years...

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...and we have the most amazing

three days together.

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Only this time, he's coming for two weeks.

Two whole weeks, which means "yay."

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So wait, this guy goes down

for, like, two years at a time?

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[GRUNTS]

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That'll teach you to lick my muffin.

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[GRUNTS]

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Hi.

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Oh, no. What happened?

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I just spoke to Carol.

Ben's got chicken pox.

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GROUP:

Oh, no. You're kidding.

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Yeah, so if you haven't had it,

chances are you're gonna get it.

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-Well, I've had it.

-Yeah, I've had it.

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-Had it.

-Had it.

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I've never had it. I feel so left out.

Oh, look.

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Honey, you made the bed again.

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I told you, you don't have to do that.

This isn't camp.

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Oh. Then I guess the panty raid last night

was totally uncalled for.

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Okay, I am going to take a shower.

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And today I will be singing

Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown."

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Monica?

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Hey, Mon, I have a question.

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Is Leroy the baddest man

in the whole damn town...

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...or the fattest man

in the whole damn town?

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The baddest. Otherwise, the song

would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown."

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What are you doing?

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I'm just waiting for you, sweetie.

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Are you remaking the bed?

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I'm sorry, !'m sorry. You know what?

The way you did it, it was just fine.

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Then you're redoing it because...?

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If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.

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You're pretty much

running that risk either way.

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Okay. You see...

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...the duvet tag shouldn't be

at the top left corner...

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...it should be at the

bottom right corner.

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-Uh-huh. Well, that's not so crazy.

-I'm just easing you in.

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Ha. All right.

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All right, you see these

little flower blossoms?

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They should be facing up, not down...

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...because, well, the head of the bed

is where the sun would be.

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You don't love me anymore, do you?

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Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.

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Really?

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Wow. Well, then, come on.

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I wanna show you how to fold

the toilet paper into a point.

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Joey, if you need something

to hold you over...

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...I can get you a job right here

as an entry-level processor.

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Don't you need experience

for a job like that?

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It's not that hard to learn.

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And as for people realizing you don't know

what you're doing, hey, you're an actor.

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Act like a processor,

people will think you're a processor.

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Hey, Chandler.

Here's this morning's projections.

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Hey, thanks.

Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani.

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-Hey

SCOTT: Hey.

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Joey is a, uh, fellow processor.

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No kidding?

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Oh, yeah.

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I process. People want the processing,

I'm the one they call.

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-Where do you work?

-Uh, well, right now I'm in between things.

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You know how it is. One day

you're processing, the next day...

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...you're not so much

processing anymore.

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I was telling Joey about the opening

in Fleischman's group.

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Fleischman's group.

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Whatever you do,

don't touch his sandwiches.

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[BOTH LAUGH!NG]

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Are all you processors dorks?

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Ugh. This lipstick looks

just great on you.

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You look fabulous, honey. You really do.

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Yeah, are you sure? Really?

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See, you look beautiful.

For God sakes, dim the lights.

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[STAMMER!NG]

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I'm hideous.

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It's gonna be okay.

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Ryan's been underwater.

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He's just gonna be so glad

that you don't have barnacles on your butt.

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

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PHOEBE:

Come in.

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Hey, baby, !'m back--

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PHOEBE:

Hey, Ryan. What's up?

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What's going on?

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PHOEBE: No, no. You have to stay back.

I have the pox.

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Chicken or small?

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PHOEBE: Chicken, which is so ironic

considering !'m a vegetarian.

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-Why aren't you at home in bed?

-My grandmother's never had chicken pox.

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Please, please, tell me you have...

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...because oh, my God,

I forgot how cute you are.

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-I'm sorry, ! never had them.

-Oh, oh!

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If I had one wish, it'd be to build

a time machine, go back to when I was 7...

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...when Jimmy Hauser had chicken pox...

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...I would grab that kid

and rub him all over my face.

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PHOEBE: Yeah, or, you know, you could

just wish that ! didn't have them now.

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Can ! please see your face?

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No. You don't wanna see a face

covered with pox.

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Your face could be covered with lox,

I wouldn't care.

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PHOEBE:

And you hate fish. Oh.

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So sweet. All right.

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Okay, all right. You can see.

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This, ahem, is me.

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[SCREAMS]

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Sorry.

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I am scary.

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Sorry, the lightning--

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Lightning was

an unfortunate coincidence.

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You look lovely. Lovely.

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I hate this.

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I tell you, I had the most amazing

two weeks planned for us.

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And almost everything ! had in mind,

we had to be a lot closer than this.

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Phoebe, I've spent the last eight months

in a steel tube with men...

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...thinking about this moment.

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I am not gonna let a bunch...

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...of itchy spots stand between us.

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Okay. This is the most

romantic disease I've ever had.

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-Hey.

-Hey. How's the first day going?

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Pretty good. It's like you said.

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It's mostly just putting numbers

from one column into another column.

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Well, there you go.

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Hey, and everybody's so nice.

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I just had a good talk with that lady

with the red hair, Jeannie.

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Jeannie? The head of

East Coast Operations, Jeannie?

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Yeah. Turns out our kids

go to the same school.

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Yeah. Small world, huh? Ha, ha.

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Weird world.

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-Your kids?

-I figure my character has kids.

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You know, there isn't a part of that

sentence that I don't need explained.

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Well, see, when you're acting,

you need to think about stuff like that.

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My character,

Joseph the processing guy...

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...has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany.

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Ashley copies everything Brittany does.

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Oh. Well, invisible kids

can be that way sometimes.

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Yeah, yeah. You know, Joseph and his wife,

Karen, are thinking of having a third kid.

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You know what?

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Just did.

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Really, wow. That's some pretty powerful

imaginary sperm you must have there.

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You know what makes the itching

even worse?

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That you don't stop talking about it?

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-Fine.

-Let's just play, okay?

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Good, okay.

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Here we go, double sixes.

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Here we go....

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Here we go.

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Come to Mama.

Just getting ready to roll the dice.

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What are you doing?

Are you scratching?

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No. This is what ! do for luck, okay?

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You're scratching.

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-Give me the dice.

-No.

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-Give me the dice.

-No. Here. There.

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Look, double sixes.

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We can't scratch. You know we can't.

We'll scar.

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I can't stop thinking about it.

It's just so hard.

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I just wanna grab these houses

and rub them all over my body.

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-No. No.

-Give it.

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Come on.

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You know you want it.

You know you want it too. Come on.

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Let's just be bad. It'll feel so good.

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Oh, come on. Come on.

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-Uh-huh.

-Oh, God, help me.

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-Uh-huh. Good, huh?

-Yeah.

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-Oh, yeah.

-Okay, good. Now do me.

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Do my back. Oh, come on. Harder.

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There you go.

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-Don't move.

-Why?

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-Don't move.

-What are you...?

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[BOTH MOANING]

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Aah! Stop that. Stop that right now.

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You know, I might've expected this

of you, Phoebe.

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But, Ryan, you're a military man.

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[LAUGHlNG]

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You and Milton

have to join us on the boat.

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Karen will pack a lunch, you bring the kids.

We'll make a day of it.

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Oh, that sounds lovely.

We're gonna have to set that up.

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Oh, I better get back.

Hope the baby feels better.

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Oh, thanks. Thanks.

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-Bye-bye, Jeannie. Ha, ha.

JEANN!E: Bye-bye, Joseph.

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What a phony.

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Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson

when she steps off the dock onto nothing.

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-Hey, Mr. Douglas.

-Sir.

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Uh, listen, Bing, I got your memo.

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So we're not gonna see

the report until next Friday?

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Well, the people in my group

want to spend the holiday with family.

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I have a family. I'm gonna be here.

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Yeah, Bing. What's that about?

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It's about cutting my people

a little slack, you know, for morale.

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If you wanna see some rough numbers,

I can get them to you by Wednesday.

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Rough numbers?

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This company was not built

on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas?

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Have the final numbers

on my desk by Tuesday.

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If you say so, sir.

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Joseph's good, isn't he?

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Well, I'm going to kill you.

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Hey, hey, I just figured Joseph's

the kind of guy who likes to mix it up.

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You know, get in there,

ruffle some feathers.

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Why?

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Look, !'m sorry,

but that's what Joseph does.

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Okay? lf you try to pull something...

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...he'll call you on it.

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"What are you trying to pull?" he'll say.

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Ooh. Duct tape.

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Was ! supposed to bring something too?

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This is for the scratchy twins out there.

I taped oven mitts to their hands.

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You're strict.

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Yeah, well, it's for their own good.

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You know, I like the way you have

efficiently folded this tab under.

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See, in a tape emergency, you could

shave valuable seconds off your time.

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Exactly. Oh.

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God, I love that I can be

totally neurotic around you now.

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-Tell me the truth.

-Hmm.

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Don't you like it better that everything

on your desk is perpendicular?

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If it's not a right angle,

it is a wrong angle.

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-Very good.

-Thank you.

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You know what?

Tomorrow, !'m gonna do your clocks.

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You're gonna do what to my clocks?

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I'm gonna set them to my time.

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Well, I'm confused.

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I thought we shared time.

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No, no. See, in my bedroom

I set my clock six minutes fast.

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You wanna know why?

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Because it's in a slightly different

time zone than the kitchen?

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-You know what? Forget it.

-No, come on, come on, tell me.

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-No, you don't understand.

-No, come on.

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No, you don't have any of these

cute obsessive things.

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No, that's not true. That is not true.

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-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.

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All right, well, tell me one of yours.

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Okay.

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Ah.

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One of my things is,

I always separate my sweat socks...

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...from my dress socks.

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-Yeah.

-What if they get mixed up?

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Boy, ! would just, uh....

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I would freak out.

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You would not.

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I can't believe this. ! hate this.

You're too normal.

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I can't believe my boyfriend

doesn't have a thing.

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My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.

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See, if anyone overheard that,

I didn't come off well there.

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JOEY:

Hey.

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-Mr. Douglas is looking for you.

-Why? Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?

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Because he has a strong suspicion that

you dropped the ball on the Lender project.

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Why? Why does he suspect that?

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Because at first,

he thought it was Joseph...

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...but after he asked Joseph about it,

turns out it was you.

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-Anyway, I just thought you should know.

-All right. That's it.

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Look, Joey...

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...I'm sorry, ! realize this is the role

of a lifetime for you...

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...and if ! could just fire Joseph, I would.

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But unfortunately that's not possible.

00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,800

So I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,930

What are you talking about?

Everybody loves Joseph.

00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,140

I don't. I hate Joseph.

00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,650

Okay, I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up.

00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,110

Oh, yeah?

00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:48,020

Well, you can't fire Joseph.

You know why?

00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,400

He's not in your department.

00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,860

[SCOFFS]

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[GRUNTS]

00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:58,330

All right, okay.

All right, so ! can't fire Joseph...

00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,120

...but, uh, I can sleep with his wife.

00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,670

-Not Karen.

-Yeah, Karen.

00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:10,000

I'm thinking about having an affair

with her. Oh, you know what?

00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,970

I just did.

00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,470

What the hell are you doing to me, man?

00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,970

Oh, it's not me.

00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,470

It's my character.

00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,980

Chandie.

00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:26,350

Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces

his coworkers' wives for sport...

00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,440

...and then laughs about it the next day.

00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:32,110

In fact, I have her panties

right there in my drawer.

00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,700

-Really?

-No, freak show, she's fictional!

00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,910

Come on! Hey. Take it easy.

00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,250

If it means that much to you,

I'll, uh-- !'ll go find something else.

00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,580

Thank you.

00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,920

It's just that !'m gonna miss Joseph.

00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,050

I liked him. His wife.

00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,800

She was hot.

00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,590

Ow.

00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:02,020

Please take these off.

I swear I won't scratch.

00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,520

No, sorry, hon. Monica's orders.

00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,480

Well, that wasn't easy.

00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,070

Okay, dinner's on.

00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,940

And there's a peach cobbler

warming in the oven.

00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:19,200

So the plate's gonna be hot, but that

shouldn't be a problem for you.

00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,660

All right, you kids. Bye, now.

00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:24,750

-Bye.

ROSS: Oh, look, look.

00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,790

A low-budget puppet show.

00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,460

[LAUGHlNG]

00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,960

It's such a shame you can't see

what finger I'm holding up.

00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,300

All right.

00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,930

-Wine?

-Please.

00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:50,900

-Oh. Spilled some.

-I got it.

00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,490

I must tell you,

you look beautiful tonight.

00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,660

What?

00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,540

Sorry.

00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,210

You look beautiful.

00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,670

Oh.

00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,730

You know what? That's it. That's it.

00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,910

Oh! Oh!

00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,780

-Oh, yes.

-Oh.

00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,370

Good.

00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,000

You guys, did you--?

00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,140

Monica, wake up.

00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,600

-Monica.

-What's up?

00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,140

I thought of a thing.

00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,810

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:19,860

I have to sleep, have to,

on this side of the bed.

00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,490

No, honey. You have to sleep

on this side of the bed...

00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,450

...because ! have to sleep

on this side of the bed.

00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,040

Or so I would have you believe.

00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:39,210

No. Big deal. So you have a side of the bed.

Everybody has a side of the bed.

00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:42,630

Hey, come on.

You haven't heard my reason yet.

00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,600

-All right, go on.

-Okay.

00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,310

I have to sleep on the west side...

00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,520

...because ! grew up in California...

00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,520

...and otherwise...

00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:56,980

...the ocean would be on the wrong side.

00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,650

[CHUCKLES]

00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:05,780

-Oh, my God. You're a freak.

-Yeah.

00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,160

How about that?

00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,250

-So, Ryan, where are you shipping off to?

-I really can't say.

00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,670

So do you have any

nuclear weapons onboard?

00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,590

I can't say.

00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,550

Well, do you get to look through

one of those periscope thingies?

00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,720

I'm sorry, but I can't say.

00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,850

Wow, it's neat learning

about submarines.

00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,470

I better get out of here.

I'm gonna miss my flight.

00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,850

Okay, I'll walk you out.

00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,560

ROSS: Bye, Ryan.

-Pleasure. Take care.

00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:44,490

So do you, uh, think we could get you

one of those uniform things?

00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,240

You like that, do you?

00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,370

-Oh, yeah.

-I'll make some calls.

00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,830

Okay.

00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,120

Can you believe that's how

we spent our two weeks?

00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,170

We didn't do the romantic

things I'd planned...

00:20:57,330 --> 00:21:02,000

...like having a picnic in Central Park

and, you know, a coffee at Central Perk.

00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,710

Oh, I just got that.

00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,640

Taxi.

00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,520

Bye, you.

00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,280

[PHOEBE LAUGHS]

00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,460

I'm sorry, we're clo--

00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,170

Hey, sailor.

00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,960

Is this what you had in mind?

00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,420

Ha, ha. I'll say.

00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:50,720

[SHOUTS]

00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,850

I'm shipping out tomorrow.

00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,060

Well, then, uh...

00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520

...we better make this night count.

00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,780

Oh, wait, ! forgot to turn off

the cappuccino machine.

00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,530

[SHOUTS]

00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,330

Anchors aweigh.

00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,080

Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse.

00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,420

Oh, you know what?

I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.

00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:30,800

All right,

why don't I just meet you upstairs?

00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,180

RACHEL:

Honey.

00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,440

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