Эпизод со свадьбой Барри и Минди

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I met the director.

You'll never believe who it was.

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Who?

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I'll give you one hint.

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Warren Beatty.

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Wow.

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There's just one thing

that might be a problem.

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See, I had to kiss this guy.

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Because he was just so darn cute?

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No, part of the audition.

I'm up for the part of this guy...

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...who the main guy kisses.

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Well, you're an actor. ! say

you just suck it up and you do it.

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Or you just do it.

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I did do it.

I'm a professional.

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-What's the problem?

JOEY: After the scene...

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...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and

he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser."

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Can you believe that?

Me, not a good kisser.

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That's like...

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...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft.

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Who cares what that guy thinks?

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What does Warren Beatty

know about kissing? Heh.

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Oh. Heh, heh.

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The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding

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CHANDLER:

What did your agent say?

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Yep. This kiss thing is

definitely a problem.

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Mr. Beatty wants to see it again

on Monday.

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Man, I gotta figure out

what I'm doing wrong.

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Oh, okay. One of you girls

come over here and kiss me.

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-Forget it.

-Yeah, right.

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Hey, come on.

I need your help here.

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I'll do it. I've kissed him before.

I can do it again.

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See this, huh? This is a friend.

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Uh-huh. Let's go.

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Oh, wait. ! have gum.

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Okay.

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Good. Very good. Firm, but tender.

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I'd recommend you to a friend.

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Then ! don't know

what the problem is.

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Maybe you're not used

to kissing men.

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Maybe you tensed up a little.

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Maybe you need to work on it.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Over my dead body.

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And I'll be using

his dead body as a shield.

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Come out, honey.

I'm telling you, you look good.

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Tell her she looks good.

Tell her she looks good.

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Oh, my God! Ha, ha, ha.

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You look so good!

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I cannot believe I have to walk down

the aisle in front of 200 people...

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...looking like something

you drink when you're nauseous.

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So don't.

I don't see why we have to go to this thing.

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It's your ex-fiance's wedding.

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Because I promised Mindy I would.

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Yeah, well, you promised Barry

you'd marry him.

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RACHEL: You guys, I have to go.

I'm the maid of honor.

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Besides, I need to be in a room

again with these people...

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...and feel good about myself.

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[CHANDLER LAUGHING]

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Someone's wearing the same clothes

they had on last night. Get a little action?

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I may have.

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Whoo-hoo! Stud!

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-What's she look like?

CHANDLER: We haven't met.

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We stayed up all night talking

on the !nternet.

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Whoo-hoo! Geek!

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I like this girl.

I seriously like this girl.

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You know how I tend to get

a little defended and quippy?

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-Get out.

-No. Please.

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Well, she called me on it, okay?

She said, "Cut it out, get real."

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And I did.

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Wow.

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What's that like?

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It's like this. Me.

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No jokes.

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Stop it.

You're freaking me out.

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Yeah. ! don't like you this way.

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RlCHARD:

I'll see you guys later.

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RACHEL: Bye, Richard.

-Bye-bye.

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Bye, sweetie. ! love you.

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I love you too.

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I think my boyfriend's

ever so dreamy.

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I wonder what

our wedding will be like.

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What are you talking about?

What wedding?

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Come on. You never talk about that?

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No, never.

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We're just living in the moment.

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It is so nice for once not to get

hung up on, "Where is this going?"

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- Afraid to ask him?

-Could not be more terrified.

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I think you should

seriously consider marriage.

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Give Rachel another chance to dress

like Princess Bubble Yum.

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MONICA:

Where's Benny?

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There he is!

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Where's Benny?

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There he is!

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That's probably why babies learn to talk,

so they can tell grownups to cut it out.

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Hey, I got a question for you.

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Just a little thing, no pressure.

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Okay.

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Do you ever, uh, think about the future?

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Sure, I do.

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Yeah? Am I in it?

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Honey...

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...you are it.

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Oh, God.

You're about to get so lucky.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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-Keep talking.

-Well...

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...sometimes I think about

selling my practice.

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We could move to France.

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-Make French toast.

-Ooh.

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Okay, so...

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...we're in France...

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...and we're making the toast.

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Do you see a little bassinet

in the corner?

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Like a hound?

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Not a basset.

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A bassinet.

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You really need the bassinet?

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Well, I just think the baby

would keep falling off the dog.

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-Do you not see kids in our future?

-Oh. Heh.

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I love children.

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I have children.

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I don't wanna be 70

when our kids go off to college...

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...and our life can finally start.

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-Hm.

-Look.

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I want you...

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...now.

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Well, that's great.

We don't need to talk about this now.

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Really, I mean this is so, like,

way, way, way in the future.

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I'm talking hovercrafts

and apes taking over the planet. Heh, heh.

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Come on, Chandler.

I want this part so much.

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Just one kiss.

I won't tell anyone.

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Joey, no means no.

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Hey.

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I'm sorry,

we don't have your sheep.

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Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.

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And you. You....

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-You, I could eat you with a spoon.

-Get away from me. I said no.

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Richard buzzed. He's downstairs.

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Richard's here?

I should run down, say goodbye to him.

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RACHEL: Bye.

PHOEBE: Good luck.

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How's your date

with your cyber-chick going?

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Hey, what is all that?

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It's a web site.

It's the Guggenheim Museum.

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She likes art...

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...and I like funny words.

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What does she mean by "H.H."?

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It means we're holding hands.

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Are you the cutest?

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I'm afraid ! might just be.

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I think it's so great

that you're totally into this person...

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...yet for all you know, she could be

90 years old or have two heads.

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It could be a guy.

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It's not a guy, all right?

I know her.

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It could be like a big, giant guy.

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Man, I got this close to him,

and Monica kneed me in the back.

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What's going on?

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We're wondering if

Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

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Ask her how long she's gonna live.

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Women live longer than men.

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How do you not fall down more?

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Okay, ask her what is her method

of birth control.

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All right.

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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

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"My husband is sleeping

with his secretary."

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She's married?

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At least we know she's a woman.

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I can't believe she's married.

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Oh, man, !'m sorry.

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This must be really tough for you.

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I read this article that says

you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings...

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...because when pigeons eat rice,

it kills them.

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That's why you never see

pigeons in sushi bars.

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[BOTH LAUGH!NG]

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-See, we're having fun.

-Oh, absolutely.

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I'm not even thinking about that thing

that we're not gonna think about.

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Neither am l.

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Hey, there.

Are you all right?

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Yeah. But in the bathroom, I saw

the window I crawled out of at my wedding.

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And, God, I just started thinking

I shouldn't be here. ! shouldn't.

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People are gonna be looking at me and

judging me and thinking about the last time.

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Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.

It's a wedding.

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Generally, people focus on the bride.

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I know, you're right.

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Alrighty.

Everybody look at me. Good.

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It's time. Bridesmaids and ushers...

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...let's see two lines.

Thank you.

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I'll see you after the thing.

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-Okay. Good luck.

-Thank you. Okay.

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Okay.

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Ah.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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What could I do?

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Stand up and shout,

"Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!"

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Oh, my God. This is so humiliating.

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The only thing that tops that

was when ! was in eighth grade...

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...and I had to sing the "Copacabana"

in front of the entire school.

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Two lines into it, I ran and freaked out.

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Oh, my God. My entire life's flashing

before my eyes.

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Rach, look, I remember that.

It wasn't so bad.

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Ross, would you stop!

You got me. I'm dating you.

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MR. WElNBERG:

Rachel.

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Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.

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It's wonderful

to see you again, my dear.

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In fact, I hardly expected

to see so much.

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-You told me you didn't see anything.

-I tell you a lot of things.

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Well, it's wonderful to have you

up and about again, dear.

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MR. WElNBERG:

Stay well.

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That's the third time someone has

said something like that to me today.

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-Rach!

RACHEL: Hi.

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-Oh, my God, I'm married!

-I know!

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I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter,

hyphen, Farber.

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I am so proud of you, Min.

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Min.

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Oh, Rach. Still here.

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At our wedding, they were packing up

the chopped liver about now.

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Yeah, ! love that story.

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Ahem. I have a question for you guys.

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Why do people keep saying

it's good to see me up and about?

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After you ran out on your wedding...

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...Barry's parents told people

you were sort of...

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221

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-Insane?

-From the syphilis.

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What?

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What were they gonna say?

You didn't love me anymore? Come on.

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Angela?

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Joey Tribbiani.

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Listen, what are you doing tonight?

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I know you're seeing that guy.

I was thinking maybe you could bring him....

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Hello? Hello?

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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

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You gonna answer her? That's the 1 0th

bing-bong message she's sent.

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-She wants to know what's wrong.

-What's wrong? You're married!

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That's what's wrong!

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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

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Oh, my.

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-What?

-She wants to meet you in person.

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Look, Phoebe,

I wanted to meet her in person too.

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But she's married.

She has a husband.

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What if the husband is the wrong guy

and you are the right guy?

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You don't get chances like this

all the time.

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If you don't meet her, you'll

kick yourself when you're 80...

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...which is hard to do

and that's how you break a hip.

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Okay. I'll do it.

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Okay, great! Put on your shoes

and then march out there and meet her.

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No, wait! You have

to take a shower because ew!

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And I'll get the....

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[COMPUTER BLEEPING]

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No, you have to answer her.

Answer her first.

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No, make some coffee

because it's too much.

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MAN [S!NGlNG]:

Tall and tan, and young and lovely

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Okay, one more, please.

I'm gonna get it in this time.

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Okay, last chance.

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Again, I'm sorry.

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You know what, maybe I don't

need to have children.

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Maybe I just think I do

because that's what society...

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...and by that I mean my mom...

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...has always convinced me that !--

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But ! want her so badly

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I do.

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I have to have children.

I'm sorry, ! just do.

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[TAPPlNG ON GLASS]

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BEST MAN:

Yo, could I have your attention?

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Best man making a toast here.

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Thank you. Ahem.

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I remember when Barry got home

from his first date with Rachel.

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WOMAN:

Huh?

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[PEOPLE MURMUR!NG]

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What? You hired the same band.

I can't use the same speech?

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[DRUMS BEATING]

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Thank you.

Thank you very much.

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Anyway, I wish you both...

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-...a wonderful life together.

MINDY: Aw.

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And, Rachel.

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-What?

-No, no, in all seriousness.

00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,780

Not a lot of women would

have the guts to come back here.

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And even fewer who'd do it

with their asses hanging out.

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[DRUMS BEATING]

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That's it.

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[ROSS TAPS GLASS]

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I'd like to add something to that.

00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,713

-What are you adding? What are you adding?

-It's okay. !t's okay.

00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,634

Most of you don't know me.

I'm RacheI's boyfriend...

00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927

Oh, dear God.

00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,179

...Ross.

00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,473

And I'd just like to say that...

00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,228

...it did take a lot of courage

for Rachel to come here tonight.

00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,271

And just for the record...

00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,651

...she did not run out on Barry

because she had syphilis.

00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,277

[DRUMS BEATING]

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What are you doing? !'m serious.

00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242

The reason...

00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,954

...she walked out on Barry

is simply that...

00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706

...she didn't love him.

00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,584

Which, incidentally,

worked out pretty well for me. Heh, heh.

00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010

Cheers.

00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,680

-See you in the parking lot.

-No, Rach.

00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643

BARRY: And once again,

she is out of here!

00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,354

Okay, who had 9:45? Hm?

00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,108

[PEOPLE MURMUR!NG]

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RACHEL:

Heh.

00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,829

You know what, Bar?

I'm not gonna leave.

00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,249

I probably should, but I'm not.

00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,795

I promised myself I'd make it

through at least one of your weddings.

00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,845

Tonight, all I wanted was

to make it through this evening...

00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,308

...with a little bit of grace

and dignity.

00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,687

Well, I guess we can all agree

that's not gonna happen.

00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,943

I guess there's nothing

really left to say...

00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,237

...except....

00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,953

SING!NG:

Her name was Lola

00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,541

She was a showgirl

00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,378

With yellow feath--

00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,422

Feathers in her hair

00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675

And a dress cut down to there

00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,427

She would....

00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,887

Merengue

-Merengue

00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,263

Thank you, honey.

00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016

And do the cha-cha

00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,854

And while she'd like to be a star

Tony always tended bar

00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,147

Wait, wait!

00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,732

Everybody!

00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359

ALL [SlNGING]:

Copa

00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902

Copacabana

00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,823

The hottest spot north of Havana

00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,366

At the Copa

00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993

Copacabana

00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:46,249

Music and passion were always

In fashion at the Copa

00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,377

[BAND PLAYlNG

"SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME"]

00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130

There's a somebody I'm longing....

00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,631

Okay.

00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,591

I'll do it.

00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,260

You'll do what?

00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,263

If kids is what it takes to be with you,

then kids it is.

00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,682

Oh, my God.

00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,393

If I have to,

I'll do it all again.

00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,854

I'll do the 4:00 feeding thing.

00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981

I'll go to the PTA meetings.

00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,108

I'll coach the soccer team.

00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403

-Really?

-Yeah, if I have to.

00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,905

Monica...

00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702

...I don't wanna lose you.

00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,497

So if ! have to do it all again...

00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,124

...then ! will.

00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,838

You are the most wonderful man.

00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,758

And if you hadn't have said...

00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,679

..."lf I have to," like, 1 7 times...

00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,224

...then !'d be saying, "Okay, let's do it."

00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,895

But you're not.

00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,277

Oh, my God. I can't believe

what I'm getting ready to say.

00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,533

I wanna have a baby.

00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,749

But ! don't want to have one with

someone who doesn't really want to have one.

00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,628

God.

00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,922

[S!GHS]

00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,010

I love you.

00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767

I know you do.

00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,938

Me too.

00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,696

So what now?

00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659

I guess we just...

00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,203

...keep dancing.

00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:53,793

Someone to watch

00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,379

Over me

00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719

CHANDLER:

Where is she? Where is she?

00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,554

Oh, hey, ! have a question.

00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,806

Where is she?

00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,101

Chandler. Relax, Chandler.

She'll be here.

00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,146

CHANDLER:

Oh, oh, oh. That's her.

00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,817

Yeah, because life's just that kind.

00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528

PHOEBE:

You gotta stop staring at the door...

00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,029

...like a watched pot.

00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,366

If you keep looking at it,

the door's never gonna boil.

00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,662

I think what you have to do

is try not to....

00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,044

Oh, my God.

00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,007

Oh...

00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,050

...my...

00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,927

...God.

00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,229

GROUP:

Oh...

00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,439

...my...

00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,940

...God.

00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,533

All right.

00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,370

I've been feeling incredibly guilty

because ! wanna be a good friend.

00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,458

And damn it, ! am a good friend.

So shut up and close your eyes.

00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,379

Wow.

00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,591

You are a good friend.

00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,177

The audition was this morning,

and I didn't get it.

00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,514

But that was a hell of a kiss.

00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808

Rachel is a very lucky girl.

00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,775

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