Эпизод со взглядом в прошлое

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...has slept with

who of the six of you?

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Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.

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I'm sorry, the answer there

would be none of us.

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Over the years, none of you

ever got drunk and stupid?

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Well, that's really

a different question.

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I can't believe a group of people

who spends this much time together...

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...has never bumped uglies.

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There was that one time

Monica and Rachel got together.

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What?

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Excuse me, there was no time.

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Okay, but let's say there was.

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How might that go?

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Okay, okay.

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Well, then answer me this:

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Have any of you ever almost?

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- Anybody need more coffee?

- Hey, there's a dog out there!

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- Ugh. That is so unfortunate.

- What?

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Cute Naked Guy's

starting to put on weight.

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I'll be back in just a minute.

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I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks

on the phone.

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You didn't leave lipstick marks

on the phone.

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Oh! Then it must have been you. Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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- That's why I moved out.

ROSS: Hey, while we're on that...

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...when are you gonna tell my sister

you don't live here anymore?

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On some level, she already knows.

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She doesn't know you sneak out

every night...

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...and back every morning...

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...and that you've been

at your grandmother's for a week.

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Okay, well, maybe not on those levels.

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- Hey.

ROSS: Hey.

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I'm never gonna find a roommate.

Ever.

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Nobody good?

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There was the guy with the ferrets.

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That's plural.

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The spitter. Oh! And the guy

who enjoyed my name so much...

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...he made a noise

every time he said it.

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"Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing.

Bing!"

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"Great apartment, Chandler Bing.

Bing!"

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- How many more tomorrow?

- Two.

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This photographer

who seemed really dull...

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...and this actor guy

who I'm not sure about.

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When I answered

the phone, "Chandler Bing"...

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...he said, "Whoa! Short message!"

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MONICA:

Ross...

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Foot on the floor

or come over no more.

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Your dresser is missing,

but this she notices.

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- What?

- I have to go. Heh.

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Carol should be home by now, so...

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- How's it going with you guys?

- Better, actually.

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I finally figured out why we're

having so much trouble.

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- Oh, really?

- Yeah. You know how I have you guys?

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She doesn't have any close

friends that are just hers.

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But last week, she met this woman

at the gym, Susan something.

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And they really hit it off, and

I think it's gonna make a difference.

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So, uh, Eric...

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...what kind of photography do you do?

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Oh, mostly fashion.

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There may be models here sometimes.

I hope that's cool.

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Yes, that is cool.

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Uh, because I have models here,

you know...

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...never.

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Ooh! During the summer, I spend most

weekends at my sister's beach house...

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...which you're welcome to use.

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Although I should tell you,

she's a porn star.

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Well, I still have

one more person to meet.

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But unless it turns out

to be your sister...

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...ahem, I think your chances

are pretty good.

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All right.

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Bedroom, bathroom, living room.

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This here is the kitchen,

and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.

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Don't you, uh, wanna ask me

any questions?

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Sure. Uh... Hmm...

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What's up?

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Well, I'm an actor.

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I'm fairly neat.

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I got my own TV.

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Oh, and don't worry, I'm totally

okay with the gay thing.

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Ha, ha. What gay thing?

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Uh, just, you know, in general.

The whole people-being-gay thing.

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Totally cool with that.

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Okay, Jerry.

Thanks for stopping by.

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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[MOUTHS]

Oh, my God!

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX]

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Hey, Mon.

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- Wanna hear something that sucks?

- Do I ever!

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- Chris says they're closing the bar.

- No way!

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They're turning it into

a coffee place.

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Just coffee?

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- Where are we gonna hang out?

- You got me.

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- Can I get a beer?

- Did you pick a roommate?

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- You bet.

- Is it the Italian guy?

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Hmm, yeah, right.

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He's so cute.

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That's what I want.

A roommate I can walk around with...

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...and be referred to

as "the funny one."

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Table's free. Rack them up.

Back in a minute.

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Get ready for me to whip your butt.

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Okay, but after that

we're shooting some pool.

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Oh, ahem, no, no, no.

Excuse me? Hello? Hi.

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My friend ordered an onion...

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...not an olive.

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And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke...

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...which I don't think this is.

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- I am so sorry.

RACHEL: That's all right.

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How hard is it to get a couple

drinks right, huh?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Well...

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I would like to propose a toast...

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...to the woman who, in one year

from today, will become...

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...Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.

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I think it's time

to see the ring again.

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[SCREAMING]

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Ugh! Isn't it exciting? I mean,

it's like having a boyfriend for life! Heh!

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Ahem. Yeah, I know.

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What?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Well, maybe it's just the idea...

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...of Barry for the rest of my life.

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I don't know, I think I...

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I feel like having

one last fling...

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...just to sort of get it

out of my system.

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- Rachel, stop!

- You're so bad! Ha!

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I'm serious. I really think

I need to just have...

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...some meaningless sex,

you know?

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With the next guy I see.

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Excuse me, I seem to have

dropped my ball.

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Yeah, so?

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And now I've picked it up again.

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My God!

I went to high school with her.

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Rachel!

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Hi.

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Monica!

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Look! Hi! What do you think?

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Oh, my God!

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You can't even see

where the Titanic hit it.

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Yes, his name is Barry.

He's a doctor, thank you very much.

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Aw, just like you always wanted.

Congratulations.

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Thank you. So how about you?

Are you seeing anybody?

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Not right now.

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Oh, well, that's okay.

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I know.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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So I think I'll get back

to my friend.

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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

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Can we have lunch

the next time I'm in the city?

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That'd be great.

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- Okay. Bye.

- Thanks. Bye.

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Ten bucks says I never see

that woman again in my life.

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No, honey, really. It's fine.

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Just go with Susan.

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Really, I think...

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I think girls' night out

is a great idea.

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Okay. Okay. Bye.

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- What are they doing?

- I don't know. Something girly.

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Hey, you're early.

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What are you doing with the lamp?

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Just taking it to get rewired.

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Don't take it where you took the

stereo. They've had that over a week.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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No, no. Mr. Heckles, no one is making

any noise up here.

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You're disturbing my oboe practice.

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- You don't play the oboe.

- I could play the oboe.

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Then I'm gonna have to ask you

to keep it down.

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Who are you?

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- I'm Eric, Chandler's new roommate.

- I'm Chandler's new roommate.

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- I don't think so.

- I could be Chandler's new roommate.

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- But he told me over the phone...

- He told me in person.

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That's weird.

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I'm going to, uh, go into

my new apartment now.

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Huh?

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[SHOUTS]

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Hi again.

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Hey.

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Thank you so much.

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Don't thank me.

Thank the jerk that never showed up.

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Okay, I gotta get to work.

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- You want some help?

- No, thanks. I got it.

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- No, I don't!

- Whoa! Ha, ha.

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- You okay?

- Yeah. Phew!

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I stood up too fast.

Got a little head rush.

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It's the heat.

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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

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And the humidity.

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That's...

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...a tough combination.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Do you want to come in

for some lemonade?

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Like you wouldn't believe.

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Wow. This is a great place.

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Thank you.

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Just make yourself comfortable.

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Gotcha.

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So this place is really

my grandmother's.

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I got it when she moved to Florida.

Otherwise I could never afford it.

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So if the landlord ever asks...

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...I'm an 87-year-old woman who's

afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?

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You bet I am!

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Okay...

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...here's your penis!

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Oh, my God!

What the hell are you doing?

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You said, "You wanna come in

for some lemonade?"

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So?

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- Ah! Were you just gonna give me lemonade?

- Yuh-huh!

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Cover yourself up!

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Oh, right. Sorry.

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God, I don't believe this!

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Someone asks you in for lemonade

and that means they want to have sex?

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Usually, yeah.

Well, not just lemonade...

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...iced tea, sometimes juice.

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Look, sorry. I just...

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I thought you liked me.

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I'm such a jerk.

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It's okay.

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I suppose it could happen to anyone.

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Not anyone I know, but...

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By the way, I can still see it.

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- Pheebs?

- Huh?

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Where's your bed?

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It's not in the apartment?

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Oh, no!

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I can't believe this

is happening again.

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- What?

- Okay, enough with the third degree!

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I don't live here anymore.

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- What are you talking about?

- I'm sorry.

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I don't live here anymore.

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I didn't know how to tell you.

But, you know, everybody else knows.

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Everybody knows?

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That was supposed to be a good thing.

I forget why.

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Monica, do you know I couldn't sleep

for a month...

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...because I got a dot of ink

on one of the sofa cushions?

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You could've just turned

the cushion over.

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I would have, but I had

a spaghetti stain on the other side.

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What?

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This is what I'm talking about.

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I need to live in a land

where people can spill!

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Well, you can spill.

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In the sink.

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Oh, honey. It's not your fault,

you know. This is who you are.

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And I love you.

And I want us to be friends.

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And if I stay here,

I don't see that happening.

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- I love you too.

- Good.

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[MONICA SIGHS]

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What?

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What? I'm just sad.

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No, you're not.

You're wondering which cushion it is.

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So what are you watching?

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Baywatch.

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What's it about?

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Lifeguards.

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Well, it sounds kind of stup...

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Who's she?

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JOEY:

Nicole Eggert.

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We like her.

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

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Wow! Look at them run!

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They do that a lot.

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JOEY:

Hey, you want a beer?

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- I'll get one.

- Don't get up. I got a cooler here.

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CHANDLER: Hello?

- Hey.

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Do you have any beers?

We're out of beers.

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Help yourself.

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You okay?

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Phoebe moved out.

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Right.

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I don't understand.

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Am I so hard to live with?

Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?

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No...

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You don't have a boyfriend because...

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I don't know why

you don't have a boyfriend.

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You should have a boyfriend.

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I think so.

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Come here.

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Listen, you are one

of my favorite people...

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...and the most beautiful woman

I've ever known in real life.

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Hi.

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Where is everybody?

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Ugh, it's already closed. Chris gave me

the keys to lock up. What is wrong?

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I think my marriage...

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...is kind of over.

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Oh, no! Why?

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Because Carol's a lesbian.

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And I'm not one.

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And apparently it's not

a mix-and-match situation.

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Oh, my God!

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I don't believe it!

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Oh, you poor bunny.

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I'm an idiot.

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I mean, I should have seen it.

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I mean, Carol and I would be out,

and she'd see some beautiful woman...

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...and she'd be, "Ross! Look at her!"

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And I'd think:

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"God, my wife is cool." Heh.

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Aw. Hey, do you think that Susan person

is her lover?

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Well, now I do!

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I'm sorry.

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Seven years!

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I mean, we've been together

seven years.

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She's the only woman

who's ever loved me.

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She's the only woman I've ever...

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Oh, Ross.

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Mm. This is nice.

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I know. It is, isn't it?

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No, I mean it.

This feels really good.

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Is it 100 percent cotton?

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Yeah...

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...and I got it on sale too.

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I should go.

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One of the lifeguards was just about

to dismantle a nuclear device.

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If you want to get

a drink later, we can.

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That sounds great.

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Oh, and listen, it's gonna be...

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I know.

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Thanks.

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Maybe this wouldn't have happened

if I'd been more nurturing...

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...or I'd paid more attention...

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...or I had a uterus.

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- I can't believe it.

- I know.

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You know, you don't deserve this.

You don't, Ross.

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- You're so good.

- Thanks.

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And you're so sweet.

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- Thanks.

- And you're kind.

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Thanks.

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Come here.

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ROSS:

Wait, wait, wait.

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PHOEBE:

It's okay.

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Wait, wait, wait!

My foot is stuck in the pocket.

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- What?

- I can't get it out.

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That's not something

a girl wants to hear.

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Come on, don't start.

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- Ow!

- What?

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Stupid balls are in the way.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Oh, well.

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That probably wouldn't have been

the most constructive solution.

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You have chalk on your face.

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Ugh. You're right. I don't know why

I always thought this was real grass.

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Honey, you okay?

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My wife's a lesbian.

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Cool!

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Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross.

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I can't believe you came back.

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Don't say anything.

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I don't wanna speak.

I don't wanna think.

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I just want you to take me and kiss me

and make love to me right here...

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...right now.

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[THE ZOMBIES'

"TIME OF THE SEASON" PLAYING]

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It's the time of the season

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When love runs high

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KIKl:

Rachel!

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Rachel!

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- What?

- You missed the exit.

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Oh! Sorry.

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My God, what were you thinking about?

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Ahem, um...

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Barry.

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Aw.

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