Эпизод с гигантским тыкающим устройством

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Who wants one of my

special home-baked brownies?

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I'll have one.

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Agh! Ugh.

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- That's okay.

- I'm not having one.

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No, no. It's just my tooth.

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- All right.

- I'll have one.

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So you need a dentist?

I've got a good one.

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Thanks. I have a good one too.

I just can't see him.

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See, that is the problem

with invisible dentists.

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Why can't you go to him?

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Because every time I go

to the dentist, somebody dies.

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That's so weird.

Every time I go to the dentist...

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...I look down the hygienist's blouse.

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Phoebe, what, um?

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What?

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First, it was my Aunt Mary.

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And then there was, um,

John, my mailman.

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And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

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Ahem. And all these people actually died?

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Yes. While I was in the chair.

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That's why I take care of my teeth.

It's not about oral hygiene.

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I floss to save lives.

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Come on, you didn't kill anybody.

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These people just happened to die

when you went to the dentist.

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It's just a coincidence.

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Tell that to them.

Oh, you can't! They're dead!

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Thanks, Gunther.

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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Um, can I get a napkin too?

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Oh, like you don't already

have everything.

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Ow!

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You're in pain. Would you just

go to the dentist? Just go.

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Fine. But if you're my next victim...

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...don't come back as a poltergeist

who sucks me into the TV set.

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I promise.

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Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

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Hey, is Chandler here?

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No. No, he's not.

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You guys, Joey just saw

Janice kissing her ex-husband.

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- Huh? Oh!

ROSS: What?

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What are you gonna do?

How are you gonna tell Chandler?

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I was thinking about that.

I think the best way would be...

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...to not.

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Joey, if you know about this,

you have to tell him.

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It'll kill him. It'll just kill him.

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Wait till I go to the dentist.

Maybe I'll kill him.

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JOEY:

Ew!

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Ugly Naked Guy's using a hammock.

It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.

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I'm going to the dentist. So listen...

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...just be on the lookout for anything

that you could fall into...

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...or that can fall on you...

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...or...

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All right, just look out!

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Okay? And, um, I also just want to...

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I just want to tell you all that, um...

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I have a problem. I have to go

into work for a few hours.

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Some kids messed up

the Homo sapien display.

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What did they do?

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They painted over the word

"sapien," for one thing.

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Then they rearranged the figures.

Let's just leave it at that.

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Do you want me to watch Ben for you?

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Yes, that's what I was gonna ask.

Thank you.

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Woah, wait, hello! Heh, what about me?

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You. You want to watch Ben?

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That would be great!

I just asked Monica...

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...because I know how empty her life is.

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- Hey, Ross? I got a science question.

- Yeah. Mm-hm.

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If the Homo sapiens were, in fact,

"homo" sapiens...

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...is that why they're extinct?

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Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

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Hey, I'm not judging.

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Look, Benny! Spoon!

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Spoon!

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Come on. All right, you know what?

I think he's bored.

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Here. You wanna play

the airplane game?

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You wanna show Rachel? Come here.

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You wanna do something fun? Okay.

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Whee!

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[RACHEL & MONICA LAUGHING]

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Whee! Ha, ha, oh!

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[THUD THEN BEN CRIES]

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You're so brave.

You're so brave! Yes, you are.

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- You're so brave.

- You're okay.

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He's fine. Let's just put him down.

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Come here, babe.

Yes, you're such a good boy.

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How could you do that to him?

Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?

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Nothing, because we're not telling him.

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- We're not?

- No.

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- All right, I like that.

- Okay.

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So we're okay. We're okay, aren't we?

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No, we're not okay. There's a bump.

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- There's a bump.

- What bump?

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Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in!

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I can not push it in!

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- Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.

- Okay.

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- That's it.

- Okay.

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- I got it!

- Okay.

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- The second Ross walks in...

- Yeah.

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...take him to your bedroom and do

whatever you do that makes him go:

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[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

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Or...

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...we could put a hat on his head.

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A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where

are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

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Oh, oh, oh! I'll get Rainy Day Bear!

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Because he'll know what to do?

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Oh, my God. You're a genius!

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Oh, God. It's kind of sewn on.

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- Give it. Give it.

- Okay.

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- Oh!

- Oh.

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Agh, it's just like a bloodbath

in here today!

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Hey, hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

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Do you think these pearls are nice?

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I'd prefer a mountain bike.

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Janice's birthday's coming.

I wanna get her something special.

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- Come in here with me.

- Woah, woah, whoa, wait. Woah.

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You wanna get her something special?

Get her flowers.

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Get her candy. Get her gum.

Girls love gum.

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That's a good idea. "Dear Janice:

Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

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I'd like to get her something serious.

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Oh, you want something serious.

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You know what you should do?

You should get her one of those, um...

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...barium enemas.

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Those are dead serious.

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Look, I'm gonna go in here.

And you don't buy me anything, ever!

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You can't! You can't.

You can't buy her pearls.

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You just can't, you can't, you can't!

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Why not?

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Oh, God. Uh, okay.

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Here's the thing. Ahem.

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This is the thing. Okay, the thing is...

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- What is the thing?

- Okay.

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I went down to the

Mattress King's showroom...

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...and I saw Janice kissing

her ex-husband.

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What?

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They were in his office.

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Well, she... She wouldn't do that.

She's with me.

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I'm telling you, I saw it.

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Well, you're wrong. Okay? You're wrong.

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I'm not wrong.

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I wish I was.

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I'm sorry.

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Bet that barium enema

doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

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It makes more sense as an ensemble.

And it takes the focus off the hat.

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Oh! You're alive! You're alive!

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See? I promised you

no one would die, didn't I?

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We'll see about that. Can I use your

phone to call everyone I know?

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Sure. We have no money. Go ahead.

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Hey, you're not dead! Okay, see you.

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BEN:

Monica.

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Oh, my God! He just said my name!

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- Did you hear that?

- Yeah.

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Monica bang!

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Ahem. Okay, I heard that.

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- Did he just say, "Monica bang"?

- Mm-hm.

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Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!

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- Monica bang!

- Oh, ho, ho.

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Sweetie, you need to stop

saying that now.

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It's no big deal.

It's not even worth mentioning.

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You see? We all do it all the time.

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See? Watch this.

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Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow.

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Monica bang!

Everybody bang!

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Ben bang!

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Rachel bang!

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Bang, Rachel! Bang!

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- Oh, isn't it fun?

- Look at that! Look at that!

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We all do it!

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- Okay, I'm stopping now.

- Are you okay?

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Oh, yeah. You know, if it's not

a headboard, it's just not worth it.

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How's my Bing-a-ling?

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Uh...

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I don't know.

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You tell me.

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Anything you, uh, want to tell me?

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Because if you, uh... You should...

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You would tell me.

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Why are your eyes so wide?

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You tell me.

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Maybe it's because I was just

fooling around with my ex.

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Oh, no. No, no, no. That was you!

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Oh, my God!

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- All right!

- How did you know?

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Joey told me. He saw you two kissing.

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In the park?

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No. In his office.

How many kisses were there?

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- Just those two!

- Wh...? Why? Why?

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Why was there kissing?

There should be no kissing!

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so...

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[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

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I'm so, so sorry. I just...

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[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

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What happened was I...

I can't breathe.

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Can you get me a bag or something?

Aah.

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- Here. Here.

- Aah.

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There.

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- It's the receipt.

- I'll take it.

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Look, I've got to know.

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Are you finished with me?

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Are you finished with him?

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Do you still love him?

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Do you still love me?

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All right, look...

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...I'm gonna need an actual

answer here, okay?

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So which is it?

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Him or me?

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[PHONE RINGING]

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I don't know.

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[GASPS]

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Okay, if you're alive,

you answer your phone!

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MONICA: Ben, I won't tell your daddy

that you had ice cream before dinner...

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...if you won't tell him about

our little bonking incident.

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Number one, I don't think Ben

understands the concept of bribery.

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And number two, I...

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[JOEY LAUGHING]

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RACHEL:

What?

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You said "number two."

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I also said "number one."

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Ha-ha-ha, I know.

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- Hey, everyone!

- Hi!

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How's my little boy?

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MONICA:

He's perfect. Aren't you, Ben?

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- He's never been better.

- What did you do, take him whaling?

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[MONICA LAUGHS]

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BEN:

Monica.

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Oh, my God! He just said your name!

That's great! Good job, Ben!

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BEN:

Monica bang!

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Ha-ha-ha. That's right.

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That's what I'd sound like

if I exploded.

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Woo-hoo! The curse is broken!

I called everybody I know...

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...and everyone is alive!

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- Huh.

PHOEBE: What?

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Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, my God, I killed another one!

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The curse is getting stronger too,

to bring down something that big.

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Maybe he's just taking a nap.

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I'm telling you,

he hasn't moved since this morning.

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We should call somebody.

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Tell them the naked guy we stare at

isn't moving?

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We've got to find out if he's alive.

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How are we gonna do that?

There's no way.

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Well, there is one way.

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His window's open. I say...

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...we poke him.

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Hey!

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You know how we, uh,

save all those chopsticks...

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...for no reason

when we get Chinese food?

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Yeah?

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Well, now we got a reason.

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CHANDLER:

What?

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Well, we're fashioning a very long

poking device.

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All right.

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Hey, uh, what's the matter?

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I talked to Janice.

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Oh, my God. Is she going back to him?

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She doesn't know.

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Says she loves us both.

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I woke up this morning, I was in love.

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I was happy!

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It serves me right for buying

that 12-pack of condoms.

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And now I can't even return them,

because she choked on the receipt!

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What are you, uh...?

What are you gonna do?

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I don't know.

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You know? What would you do?

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Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do.

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Come on. Come on. Tell me.

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All right, you, uh...

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...you probably won't want

to hear this, but, uh...

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...if it was me,

and this is just me, I would, uh...

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- I would bow out.

- What?

00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,045

What are you talking about?

00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,966

They have a kid together...

00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,552

...you know? They're like...

00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,013

They're, like, a family.

00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,515

And if, I don't know...

00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,019

...if there's a chance

they can make that work...

00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,022

...I wouldn't want to be the guy

who stood in the way.

00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,362

You okay?

00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,406

You, uh?

00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,700

You wanna come poke a nude guy?

00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,082

- Well, he's finally asleep.

- Mm.

00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,418

About that, uh, bump on his head...

00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,755

Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?

00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,176

No offense, but I've always thought

of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,846

It's okay if he bumps his head.

Kids bump their heads all the time.

00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,141

It was your first time babysitting.

You did your best.

00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,727

- I did!

- I know.

00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,230

You just have to watch them

all the time.

00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,233

I did! I watched! I watched!

00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,903

I watched Monica bang his head

against that thing!

00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,447

Monica did it?

00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,908

[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,411

- Monica? Um...

- Yeah.

00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,581

Did you notice anything weird

about Ben today?

00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,709

No, why?

00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,963

I was just playing with him, and we

were doing the "Alphabet Song"...

00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,174

...which he's good at.

But he left out "E" and "F."

00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,762

It's like they just, uh, I don't know,

fell out of his head.

00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,432

Really?

00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,810

Oh, and also, he's walking...

00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,603

...kind of funny.

00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:08,776

It's like his left leg is moving

a lot faster than his right leg.

00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,113

Yeah, he's in there,

just sort of, you know...

00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,785

Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!

00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,124

I hope it's still funny

when you're in hell.

00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,334

You jerk!

00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:30,631

MONICA: You know I love that kid!

ROSS: Monica bang! Monica bang!

00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,925

Ow.

00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,678

I'll get the hat.

00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,726

I have something to tell you.

00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,062

And I want you to let me

get through it...

00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,147

...because...

00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,025

...it's not gonna be easy.

00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,069

Okay.

00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,531

I think you should go back with Gary.

00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,411

I don't want to be the guy

that breaks up a family.

00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,707

You know, when my parents split up,

it was because of that guy.

00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,126

Whenever I'd see him,

I'd always think:

00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,880

"You're the reason.

You are why they're not together."

00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,050

And I hated that guy.

00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:20,139

And it didn't matter how nice he was

or how happy he made my dad.

00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,687

Wow!

00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,315

Yeah, wow.

00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,361

- It's the right thing to do.

- Ugh.

00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,446

You're right.

00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:41,661

Oh, God.

But before I can say goodbye...

00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,456

...there's something I really

need you to know.

00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,584

The way I feel about you...

00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,963

...it's like I finally understand...

00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,549

...what Lionel Richie's

been singing about.

00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,052

You know? I mean, what we have...

00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139

...it's like movie love.

00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,308

You're my soul mate.

00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,647

I can't believe we're not gonna

spend the rest of our lives together.

00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,151

Then don't leave me.

00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,486

What?

00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,614

Forget what I said! I was babbling!

Pick me!

00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,493

No, you were right!

I gotta give my marriage another chance.

00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,662

Pssh! No, you don't!

00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,666

No, I say you have to give your divorce

another chance!

00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,879

I'm sorry.

00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,594

Oh, don't go.

00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,929

No, I gotta go.

00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,309

No. No. No, no.

00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,519

Honey. Honey. Ha, ha.

00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,063

- People are looking.

- I don't care.

00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,608

I don't care!

00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,986

Yeah, um, okay. I'm...

00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,696

I'm leaving now.

00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,743

You can't leave! I have your shoe!

00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,832

Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,095

Rachel has those in burgundy.

00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:31,562

Remember, something this big and long

will be very difficult to maneuver.

00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,814

Fortunately,

I have experience in that area.

00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,024

[GIGGLING]

00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,987

Can we please focus here?

A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,614

I'm telling you, he's dead.

00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,326

What we're about to have here

is a dead fat guy on a stick!

00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,121

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

let's poke.

00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,250

Steady.

00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,335

Okay, a little higher.

00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,212

Careful of the angle.

00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,131

Okay, okay.

We're approaching the window.

00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,513

Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,896

He's alive! He's alive!

00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,401

And yet we're still poking him.

00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,237

Okay, retract the device!

Retract the device!

00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,615

- He does not look happy.

- Hey, hey.

00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,785

Now he's showing us his poking device.

00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:33,332

Hey, that's never gonna make it

all the way over here, buddy! Ha.

00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:43,843

[SINGING]

I'll hold you close in my arms

00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,098

I can't resist your charms

00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,392

And love

00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,894

[SINGING]

Love

00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,817

I'll be a fool for you

00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,820

I'm sure

00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,615

You know I don't mind

00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,493

Oh, you know I don't mind

00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,829

Yes

00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:16,542

You mean the world to me

00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,920

- Oh, I know

- I know

00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,840

- I've found

- I've found

00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,259

In you

00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:35,728

My endless love

00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,398

Love

00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,693

- Lo... Love

- Love

00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,072

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