Эпизод с футболом

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[GUYS CHATTERING THEN GROANING]

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Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

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You know, instead of watching football,

you could help.

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[IN UNISON]

We know.

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Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows

in concentric circles.

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No, you want to put them

in concentric circles.

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I want to do this.

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Every year.

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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:

To the 10, to the 5. Touchdown, Giants!

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You know, for once, I am gonna try

to watch one of these things.

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Halftime.

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Who wants to, uh, throw the ball around?

Get a little 3-on-3 going?

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- Oh, that would be so much fun!

- Can I play too?

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I've never played football, ever.

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Great! You can cover Chandler.

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I don't... I don't really want to play.

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You never do anything

since you and Janice broke up.

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Not true.

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I wanted to wear my bathrobe

and eat peanut clusters all day.

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And start drinking in the morning.

Don't say I don't have goals!

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You have to start getting

over her, all right?

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If you play, maybe it'll

take your mind off Janice.

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If you don't, everyone will be mad at

you because the teams won't be even.

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All right, I'll play.

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- Yay!

- Yay! Let's do it! Ross?

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- What?

RACHEL: Wanna play football?

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Um...

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Monica and I aren't supposed

to play football.

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Says who? Your mom? Ha-ha-ha.

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[IN UNISON]

Yes.

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Ahem. Every Thanksgiving, um,

we used to have a touch football game...

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...called The Geller Bowl.

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No, no, no. You say that proudly!

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Anyway, Ross and I

were always captains, and, um...

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It got kind of competitive.

And one year, Geller Bowl VI...

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...I accidentally broke Ross' nose.

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It was so not an accident.

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She saw I was about to tag her,

so she threw...

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...her big fat grandma-arm

elbow in my face...

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...and just kept running.

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To score the winning touchdown,

by the way.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Heh.

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Uh, you did not win the game.

The touchdown didn't count...

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...because of the spectacularly illegal,

and savage, nose-breaking.

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I won the game.

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Yeah? Then how come you

didn't get the Geller Cup?

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Ahem, there was a Geller Cup?

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Yes, the trophy you got

if you won the game.

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But Dad said nobody won,

and he was sick of our fighting.

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So he took the trophy...

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...threw it in the lake.

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And was the curse lifted?

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Anyway...

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...Mom said we weren't

allowed to play football again.

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You know what?

I think we should play a game.

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I mean, come on. It's been 12 years.

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Can I see you for a second?

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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Wuss!

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All right, we're gonna play.

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Wait. How we gonna get there?

My mom won't let me cross the street.

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JOEY:

Here you go.

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All right.

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- Let's bring it in.

RACHEL: Wait.

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Honey, throw it to me!

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- Here you go.

- Aah!

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That almost hit me in the face!

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We have to pick captains.

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And then "Tennilles."

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So how do we decide that?

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- Why don't we just bunny up?

ALL: What?

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- Bunny!

- Bunny!

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Looks like Ross and I are captains.

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Okay, so, um, I bunnied first,

so I get to pick first. Joey.

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- Thank you.

- Monica.

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I'm your best friend.

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Sweetie, don't worry, you'll get picked.

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Chandler.

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- Ross?

- Phoebe.

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Sweetie, now I pick you.

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You don't pick me.

You're stuck with me!

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Okay. All right. So let's see.

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Let's play from the, uh,

trash can to the light post, right?

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Two-hand touch. We'll kick off.

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People, listen.

I've got 28 minutes...

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...before I have to baste again.

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Wow, just like in the pros.

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- Okay, huddle up! Whoo!

- Woo-hoo.

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- Huddle up over here!

MONICA: Wait for me! Wait for me!

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Oh, cool! My first huddle.

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- Okay.

- Ha, ha. Okay.

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So what do you guys really think

of Chandler?

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- You know what you're doing, right?

- Yeah.

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Okay. Joey will catch it. We'll block.

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What's "block"?

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- I thought you knew what you were doing.

- I thought you meant in life!

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Break!

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The ball is Janice.

The ball is Janice.

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[BOTH GRUNT]

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Ow! Son of a...! Ow!

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- Come on!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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You know what?

We're just gonna throw it.

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JOEY:

I got it!

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MONICA:

Go, go, go!

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[CHEERING]

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Score! Seven to nothing!

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Honey, you okay?

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Come on, let's go.

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Whoo. Losers walk.

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Yeah? Losers talk.

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No, no, actually, losers rhyme.

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Forty-three...

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...74...

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- You wanna go shotgun?

- Yeah.

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Hike.

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JOEY: One Mississippi...

RACHEL: Over here! Over here! Unh.

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Ha! I almost caught that one!

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Great. Now the score's

seven to almost seven.

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Okay, on this play, I want you to do

a down-and-out to the right, okay?

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- Break!

- Wait. What am I gonna do?

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You?

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You go long.

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How long?

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Until we start to look very small.

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- Okay. Break!

- Break!

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JOEY: Set, hike!

ROSS: One Mississippi...

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Switch! Switch! Switch!

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CHANDLER:

No, no, no, no!

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Huhh...

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Hey. Thanks for stopping our ball.

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You are playing American football?

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Yeah.

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Wow, you're, like,

from a whole other country!

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- I'm Dutch.

- Hi, I'm Joey.

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I am Margha.

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- Sorry, Dutch, I didn't get that last little bit.

- Ha-ha-ha.

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You wanna play football or...?

Hi, I'm Chandler.

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Hello, Chandler.

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Her name is Dutch and also "Margham."

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- Margha.

- Margha.

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Margha.

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Mahan.

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Come on, guys! Let's go!

Second down!

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- Uh, hello? It's third down.

- No, it's not. It's second.

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- Wow.

- "Wow" what?

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It just amazes me that you're

still pulling stuff like this. Heh.

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- Pulling what? It's second down.

- Okay, it's second down.

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Take all the second downs you need.

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- I heard that.

- Well, I said it loud.

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It is okay if I stay and watch?

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- Just sit right there.

- Yeah, why don't you stick around?

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- That went well.

- I think so.

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I was thinking about, uh,

asking her for her number.

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Thanks, man, but it makes a stronger

statement if I ask for it myself.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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I was thinking about for me, as part

of that getting-over-Janice thing.

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Oh, yeah. That.

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If it means that much,

I'll let you have her.

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Thanks.

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Wh...? "Let me have her"?

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You mean if you didn't,

I wouldn't have a shot?

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I don't like to say it out loud...

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...but yeah!

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We all have our strengths.

You're better with numbers and stuff.

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Math? You're giving me math?

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All right, you know what?

Forget about it.

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You go for the girl.

We'll see who gets her.

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I want you to run a post-pattern

to the left. And, sweetie...

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Yeah, I know. Go long.

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All I'm doing is running

back and forth from the huddle.

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Well, uh, you wanna just stay out there?

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- Can I see that for a second?

- Yeah.

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- Okay.

- Okay, let's go.

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JOEY: I got Chandler

- Hike!

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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,

three Mississippi.

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JOEY:

Fumble!

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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What's the matter with you?

This is my favorite jersey.

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Well, now you have two.

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Hey, I am good at math!

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That's it.

I was still gonna let you have her.

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But now,

prepare to feel bad about yourself.

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I've been preparing for that

my entire life!

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Or something about you that's mean!

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Come on, guys. Let's go.

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Tie score.

We're running out of time.

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Forty-two, 38, hike!

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[RINGING]

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I got it! Ooh! Ugh!

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Broken boobs! Ow.

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JOEY: Pheebs, run!

MONICA: Run, Phoebe! Run!

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- God! Touchdown! Touchdown!

JOEY: Yes! Touchdown! Hey, oh!

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No, no, no.

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Uh, the buzzer buzzed.

It doesn't count.

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- After the snap.

- Before the snap.

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- After.

- Before.

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- Does it really matter?

ALL: Yes!

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But I made a touchdown.

It was my first touchdown.

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Pheebs, that's great. Doesn't count.

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- Does so count.

- Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.

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[ALL GASP]

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Oh, my God!

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That's fine. Maybe you haven't

grown up, but I have.

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- Oh, okay.

- Dead leg!

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Ugh, oh! Oh.

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Okay, fine. You want to win

by cheating, go ahead.

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The touchdown does count. You win.

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- Whoo! Yay!

- No!

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I won't do this again. I wanna

beat you when you can't blame it...

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...on the broken nose or the buzzer

or the fact that you might have mono.

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Let's just call this tie score

and it's halftime.

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First, I don't play with cheaters.

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Second of all,

you know I had swollen glands!

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You know what? I think you'll play.

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Oh, really? Why's that?

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MONICA:

Because the winner gets this.

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The Geller Cup!

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Is everybody else seeing

a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?

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ALL:

Mm-hm.

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Okay, good.

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Okay, where the hell did you get that?

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When you went to the hospital

for your nose...

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...I swam into the lake

and fished it out.

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That cup is mine!

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No, it's not. You want it,

you're gonna have to win it.

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So are we not having dinner at all?

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Come on, let's go.

It's time to get serious. Huddle up.

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Keep your head in the game.

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It's hard, you know?

His huddle's close to the Dutch girl.

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If I take Chandler out of the running,

will you be able to focus?

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- What are you gonna do?

- Just make sure he catches the ball.

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I'll do the rest.

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ROSS: Come on, you wuss!

RACHEL: Okay, come on.

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ROSS: Go, Cha... Chandler.

- I got it!

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ROSS:

Come on! This way! Come on!

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RACHEL: Look out!

- Oof!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Tackled by a girl!

Bet you don't see that every day.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's with the tackling?

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What?

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I just touched him and he went over.

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Okay. You wanna play rough?

We can play rough.

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BOXING ANNOUNCER:

Let's get ready to rumble!

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[GRUNTING]

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Aah!

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[YELLING]

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MONICA: Go, go, go!

ROSS: Get her! Get her!

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I love this game!

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Where'd you get that?

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I went really long.

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Forty-two to 21.

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Like the turkey, Ross is done!

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You got to pick first,

so you got the better team.

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Pathetic! Why can't you

just accept that we're winning...

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...because I'm better than you?

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- Pfft!

- Oh, what a great argument. Exhaling!

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All right, I'll prove it to you. Okay?

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I'll trade you Joey for Rachel

and I'll still win the game.

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What? The guys against the girls?

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That's ridiculous because

I'm only down by three touchdowns.

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Oh, then bring it on!

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Unless you're afraid you might lose

to a bunch of girls.

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[LAUGHS]

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Fine. Rachel, you're with Monica.

Joey, you're with me.

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I can not believe you're trading me.

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Let's see what it's like

to be on a winning team for a change.

00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,318

You're gonna let me play?

00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,278

All right, then!

00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,906

The game is over? We eat now?

00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,991

No, the game's not over.

We're switching teams.

00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:14,537

Chandler finds me so intimidating that

it's better if we're on the same team.

00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,789

ROSS:

Okay, let's play. Let's go.

00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,374

Oh, uh, hold on a second.

00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,085

Ahem.

Where do Dutch people come from?

00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,511

Uh, well, the, uh...

00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,932

...Pennsylvania Dutch

come from Pennsylvania.

00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,517

And the, uh, other Dutch people?

00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,479

They come from somewhere near

the Netherlands, right?

00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,522

Nice try.

00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,942

The Netherlands

is this make-believe place...

00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,111

...where Peter Pan

and Tinker Bell come from.

00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,864

Oh, my.

00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,701

Enough "geography for the insane."

Let's play ball.

00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,245

No. No, I'm not playing with this guy.

00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,998

- Oh, fine with me.

- I've had enough of this.

00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,086

Let's just cut to the chase.

Heidi, which of my boys do you like?

00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,088

JOEY:

What are you doing?

00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,881

CHANDLER: What are you doing?

- Shh, shh.

00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,093

Which do I like?

00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:14,013

Yeah, for dating, general merriment,

taking back to your windmill?

00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,266

Well, if I had to choose right now...

00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,144

...which, by the way,

I find really weird...

00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,648

...I would have to say Chandler.

00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,400

Yes!

00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,570

Wait a minute.

She didn't understand the question.

00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,949

Why don't you have Captain Hook

explain it to her?

00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,369

I'm sorry. That is my truth.

00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,123

You hear that? That is her truth,

Mr. "I'll Let You Have Her"!

00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,084

I win! You suck! I rule all!

00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,878

Mini-wave in celebration of me!

00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,881

Woo-hoo!

00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:55,013

I am now thinking I would like

to change my answer to "no one."

00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,764

What?

00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,851

I now find you shallow, and, um...

00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,769

...a dork.

00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,855

Bye-bye.

00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,857

Heh. Nice going.

00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,693

You just saved yourself

a couple months of sex.

00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,904

It doesn't matter,

because she picked me.

00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,157

From now on, I get the dates...

00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,952

...and you stay home on Saturday nights

watching Ready, Set, Cook!

00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,372

Save the breakthroughs for therapy.

The clock is ticking.

00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,250

We have no time,

and we are losing to girls.

00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,044

We're not gonna lose to girls.

00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,795

It's 42-21!

00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,424

This sucks! I was just up by that much!

00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,928

Are we playing football or what?

Come on, you hairy-backed Marys!

00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,850

We have to do this.

We're playing for women everywhere.

00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,561

Think about every lousy date

you ever had.

00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,773

Every guy who kept one eye

on the TV while you were making out.

00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,193

Oh, my God. You dated someone

with a glass eye too?

00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,990

Come on, okay? This is for

all womankind. Let's kill them!

00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,867

Yeah! Kill them!

00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,412

All right, I want to kill them too.

00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,247

But they're boys.

00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,375

You know, how are we gonna

beat three boys?

00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,574

A minute and a half left,

and we're down by two points.

00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,951

Two points, ladies.

00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,869

[MAKING HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,376

Phoebe, you do a buttonhook again.

00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,919

Rachel, you go long.

00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,840

No, don't make me go long.

Use me. They never cover me.

00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,758

Honey, there's a reason.

00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,762

I'm not lame, okay?

I can do something.

00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,515

Would you let me throw?

This is my game too.

00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,392

Let her throw the ball.

00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,271

Sweep behind, I'll pitch it.

You throw it downfield to Phoebe.

00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,522

Thank you.

00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,065

- Break!

- Break!

00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,900

ROSS:

All right, here we go.

00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,361

Thirty-two, 71, hike!

00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,947

CHANDLER: One Mississippi,

two Mississippi, three Mississippi!

00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,575

[ALL YELLING]

00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,996

CHANDLER:

Go, go, go!

00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,123

- Catch it!

- Ow!

00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,420

- I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

- No, I'm not okay!

00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,215

They were coming at me,

and I didn't know what to do.

00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,467

- Thirty seconds left on the timer.

ROSS: Woo-hoo.

00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:41,762

So we get to take that, uh,

stupid troll thing home.

00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,891

Come on! Hurry!

We're running out of time.

00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,767

- Huddle up!

PHOEBE: Okay.

00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,105

Oh! This is our last huddle!

00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,942

All right, Phoebe, get open. Rachel...

00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,612

...go long.

- Okay.

00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,488

Break!

00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,413

Ahh! I did it! Touchdown! We did it!

00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,166

[CHEERING]

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,463

You know? Funny thing, actually.

The end zone starts at that pole.

00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,674

So you're five feet short. So...

00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,551

...ha-ha-ha, we win!

- Whoo!

00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,304

Yes, yes, yes!

00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,515

Wait, explain something, though.

00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:12,019

If nobody tagged Rachel,

then isn't the play still going?

00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,982

[ALL GRUNTING]

00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,735

JOEY: Let me in! Let me in!

ROSS: No way! Let go!

00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,863

Let go? I'm a tiny little woman!

00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,324

Guys, come on, it's Thanksgiving!

00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,868

It's not important who wins or loses.

00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,997

The important thing

is the Dutch girl picked me!

00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,169

Me, not you! Holland loves Chandler!

Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!

00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,717

Ow!

00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,971

We should play football

more often.

00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,640

Maybe there's a league

we could join.

00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,935

Isn't there a "national football league"?

00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,605

Yes, there is. They play on

Sundays and Monday nights.

00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,400

Oh, shoot! I work Monday nights.

00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,901

Aww.

00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,948

This stuffing is amazing.

Do you think we should bring them some?

00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,200

When they're hungry, they'll come in.

00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,245

MONICA: Let go!

ROSS: No, you let go!

00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,250

How come it's always us

left holding the ball?

00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:20,254

I don't know. I guess the other

people just don't care enough.

00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,632

[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]

00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,804

Hey, it's starting to snow.

00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,228

- Give it to me! Let go!

- Let it go! Come on, let go!

00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,820

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