Эпизод, где Чендлер не помнит, какая сестра

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All right, now memorize it.

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Show it to everybody.

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- Got it?

MONICA: Mm-hm.

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All right. Give it back to me.

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Five of hearts.

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- Real magic does exist.

- Oh, wow.

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Wow. Joey, how do you do it?

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I can't tell you that. No.

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[FOOTSTEPS FROM ABOVE]

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Uh, somebody's at the door

on the ceiling.

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Heh. No, that's our unbelievably loud

upstairs neighbor.

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He took up the carpets,

and now you can hear everything.

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Well, why don't you go up there

and ask him to just step lightly, please?

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I have, like five times,

but the guy is so charming...

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...that I go up there to yell,

and I end up apologizing to him.

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Oh, that is silly.

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I'll go up there.

I'll tell him to keep it down.

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- All right, be my guest.

RACHEL: Good luck.

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All right, all right, all right.

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If you really wanna know how I did it,

I'll show you.

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When you handed me back the card,

what you didn't see was...

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...I looked at it so fast,

it was invisible to the naked eye.

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I just did it.

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Just did it again.

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Here, I'll slow it down

so you guys can see it. Ready?

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ROSS & MONICA: Oh.

- I got it now. Okay.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR UPSTAIRS]

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[DOOR OPENS UPSTAIRS]

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PHOEBE [IN MUFFLED VOICE]:

I was at my friend's downstairs...

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...and we hear every single thing

that you do.

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[PHOEBE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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PHOEBE:

Oh. Ha, ha. Thank you.

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Hey.

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Anybody got a length of rope

about 6 feet long with a noose at the end?

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- Honey, what's the matter?

- I just saw Janice.

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ALL:

Aw.

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She was at Rockefeller Center,

skating with her husband.

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She looked so happy.

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I almost feel bad

for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.

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I remember the first time

I saw that girl Katherine after we broke up.

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She was walking with her friend Donna,

just laughing and talking.

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God, it killed me.

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Yes, but you ended up having sex

with both of them that afternoon.

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Sorry, I just...

Any excuse to tell that story.

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Hey, Chandler, there's a party tomorrow.

You'll feel better then.

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Oh. You know what? I'm gonna be okay.

You don't have to throw a party for me.

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It's Joey's birthday.

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Oh, well, then if anybody

should have a party, it should be him.

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[PHOEBE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

UPSTAIRS]

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Shh. I cannot believe she's still up there.

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

UPSTAIRS]

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[PHOEBE LAUGHING]

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Okay, well,

he totally screwed up the punch line.

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You know, it's supposed to be:

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[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

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- How's that coffee coming, dear?

- Yeah. Right away, Mr. Kaplan.

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I'm not supposed to drink coffee.

It makes me gassy.

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I know.

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I'll bet you're thinking,

"What's an intelligent girl...

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...who wants to be in fashion

doing making coffee?"

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- Ah? Ah? Ha, ha.

- Oh, ha, ha. You got me. Heh.

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Don't think I haven't noticed

your potential.

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Well, I've got a project for you

that's a lot more related to fashion.

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- How does that sound?

- Oh. That sounds great.

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- Come on over here, sweetheart.

- Thank you so much, Mr. Kaplan.

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I need these hangers separated ASAP.

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You're welcome.

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RACHEL: Oh, God, I hate my job.

I hate it. I hate my job.

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I know, honey. I'm sorry.

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Oh. I wanna quit,

but then I think I should stick it out.

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Then I think...

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...why would such a person stay

in such a demeaning job...

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...just because it's remotely related

to the field they're interested in?

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Gee, I don't know, Rach.

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Order up. I got a Yentl soup, James Beans,

and a Howdy, hold the Doody.

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Oh. Honey, come on, I'm sorry. I didn't...

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I don't mind paying my dues.

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It's just, how much am I gonna learn

about fashion...

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...by walking Myra,

the arthritic seamstress...

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...to the bathroom?

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[MARK CHUCKLES]

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RACHEL:

Hi. Is my misery amusing to you?

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I'm sorry, I was just, uh... Ha, ha.

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It's not funny. This is actually my job.

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Oh, believe me, I've been there.

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I had to sort mannequin heads

at Mannequins Plus.

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Oh. Well, then, so I'm just gonna go back

to talking to my friend here.

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You can go back

to enjoying your little hamburger.

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- Uh, just one other thing.

- Ahem. Yes?

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I work at Bloomingdale's...

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...and I might know of a job possibility,

if you're interested.

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Do you want my pickle?

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[ALL CHATTERING]

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GUNTHER:

Hey, guys.

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- Hey, Gunther.

- Hi.

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You're going out on a date

with the noisy guy upstairs?

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- Well, he's very charming.

- I know, he's too charming.

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But if you go out, it's gonna make it

so much harder for me to hate him.

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Well, you're just going to have to try.

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All right. Joey?

Where are the Jell-O shots?

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I don't know.

Chandler's supposed to be passing them...

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- Chandler.

- [SLURRING] Hello-dee-lo.

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Well, somebody's feeling better.

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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

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- Stick out your tongue.

- Take off your shirt.

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- Oh, my.

JOEY: Oh, my God.

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How many of these did you have?

These are pure vodka.

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Yeah, Jell-O just like Mom used to make.

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The most unbelievable thing

happened to me today.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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I'm having lunch at Monica's

and this guy starts talking to me...

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...and he works for a buyer

at Bloomingdale's...

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...and there's an opening in his department.

So I gave him my phone number...

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...and he's gonna call me this weekend

to see if he can get me an interview.

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- Wow. Ha, ha.

- I know.

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What, so this guy's helping you

for no apparent reason?

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Uh-huh.

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And he's a total stranger?

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Yeah. His name is, um, Mark something.

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Ah. Sounds like Mark Something

wants to have some sex.

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What?

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I'm just saying, why else would he just

swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?

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To be nice?

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Hey, Joey, are men ever nice

to strange women for no reason?

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- No, only for sex.

- Thank you.

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So did you tell Mark Something

about me?

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I didn't have to, because I was wearing

my "I Heart Ross" sandwich board...

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...and ringing my bell.

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Ah. Uh-huh.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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SISTERS:

Joey! Happy birthday!

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Hey!

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Okay, how many of that girl

are you seeing?

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How hammered are you? Huh?

These are Joey's sisters.

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Hi, Joey's sisters.

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- Hey.

- Hey. Hey.

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What are we drinking over here?

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Oh, well, I have a vodka

and cranberry juice.

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No kidding?

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That's the exact same drink I made myself

right after I shot my husband.

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Wow.

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Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.

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What are you doing?

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I'm taking my ex-girlfriend

off my speed dialer.

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SISTERS:

Aw.

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No, no, no, it's a good thing.

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Why must we dial so speedily anyway?

Why must we rush through life?

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Why can't we savor the precious moments?

Those are some huge breasts you have.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Yeah, heh. So, um, I heard about

this Mark guy that Rachel met today.

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- Oh, yeah, isn't that great?

- Oh, yeah.

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So, uh, yeah, pretty good.

He sounds like a nice, good guy.

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Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy.

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I mean, you know what?

When he left, I actually used the phrase...

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..."homina, homina, homina."

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That's excellent.

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So he's just a nice guy.

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You really think this Mark doesn't want

anything in exchange for helping you?

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Well, I assume I'll have to take showers

with him.

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But, you know, that's true of any job.

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[GROANS]

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MONICA:

Uh-oh.

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How you feeling?

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Well, my apartment isn't there anymore...

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...because I drank it.

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Where'd you get to? We lost you

after you opened up all the presents.

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Yeah, I ended up in the storage room,

and not alone.

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ALL:

Woo-hoo.

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- Really?

- Aah.

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No "woo-hooing." No "woo-hooing."

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Why, what happened?

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[SIGHS]

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I fooled around with Joey's sister.

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[PHOEBE GASPS]

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- Well, that's not the worst part.

- What is the worst part?

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I can't remember which sister.

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You see what men do?

Don't tell me men are nice.

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This is men.

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Are you insane?

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Joey's gonna kill you.

He's actually going to kill you dead.

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Okay. You don't think I thought of that?

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- How can you not know which one?

RACHEL: I mean, that's unbelievable.

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- I mean, was it Gina?

- Which one is Gina?

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The dark, big hair,

with the airplane earrings.

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MONICA:

No, no, no, that's not Gina, that's Dina.

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See? You can't tell

which is which either. Blah.

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We didn't fool around with any of them.

Blah. Blah.

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Veronica. Look, it's gotta be Veronica.

The girl in the red skirt.

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I definitely stuck my tongue

down her throat.

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That was me.

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Oh. When I've been drinking,

sometimes I tend to get overly friendly.

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- And I'm sorry.

- That's okay.

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- That's all right.

PHOEBE & ROSS: That's okay.

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Can I talk to you for a second?

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- Hey, Joey.

- Hey.

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Come on.

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Why can't we talk in here,

with witnesses?

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- I just got off the phone with my sister.

- Uh, which one?

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- Mary Angela.

- Mary Angela.

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- Yeah.

- Now, which one is she again?

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Ask Chandler.

He's the one who fooled around with her.

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She told me you said

you could really fall for her.

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Now, is that true, or are you just

getting over Janice by groping my sister?

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It's gotta be the first one.

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Really?

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That's great.

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You and my sister, sitting in a tree.

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Yep, I'm in a tree.

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Did he call? Did Mark call?

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No, honey, I'm sorry.

But the weekend's not over yet.

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[SIGHS]

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[PHOEBE GIGGLING UPSTAIRS]

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Oh, my God. Is that Phoebe?

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- Guess they're back from their date.

- Ah.

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[MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING

UPSTAIRS]

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Music. Very nice.

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

UPSTAIRS]

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PHOEBE [IN MUFFLED VOICE]:

Uh-huh. Oh.

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[PHOEBE & MAN MOANING]

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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Oh, my God.

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[PHOEBE & MAN MOANING]

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RACHEL:

So how are you?

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- I am good. I finished my book.

- Oh, yeah? What's it about?

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I don't remember.

Do you wanna take a walk?

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Yeah, I do.

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"Dear Mary Angela:

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Hi, how's it going?

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This is the hardest letter

I've ever had to write."

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What the hell's the matter with you?

How do you think Joey's gonna react...

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...when he finds out

you blew off his sister with a letter?

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That's the part where you tell him

that I moved to France...

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...when actually I'll be in Cuba.

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All right, look, look,

you've got to do this yourself, okay?

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In person. At least you know her name.

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You just go to the house

and you ask for Mary Angela, okay?

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When whichever one she is

comes to the door...

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...take her for a walk,

you let her down easy.

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Okay.

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What if Mary Angela comes to the door

and I ask for Mary Angela?

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Where in Cuba?

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[STAMMERS]

Joey, what...? What are you doing here?

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Waiting for my grandma

to finish my laundry.

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What about you?

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Uh, I'm here to see Mary Angela.

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You are so the man. Come on.

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Now, look, listen. Listen.

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You gotta be cool, because my grandma

doesn't know about you two.

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You do not wanna tick her off.

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She was, like, the sixth person

to spit on Mussolini's hanging body.

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Yeah.

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Where's Mary Angela?

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- She's right in there.

- Okay.

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ALL:

Hey, Chandler.

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I can't believe Mark didn't call.

It's Sunday night and he didn't call.

00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,897

Bummer.

00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,484

Yeah, right. Look at you.

You're practically giddy.

00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,195

No, I'm genuinely sorry

the Mark thing didn't work out.

00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:28,616

Look, Rach,

I want only good things for you.

00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,119

Wait a minute.

Why don't you just call Mark?

00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,124

Who says you have to sit here

and wait for him?

00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,001

You've got to make stuff happen.

00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,796

Yeah, but you don't

wanna seem too pushy.

00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,340

Honey, it's not pushy.

He gave her his home number.

00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,094

Wha...? He gave you his home number,

as in, like, to his home?

00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:52,140

Yeah. And you don't mind if I call,

because you only want good things for me.

00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,144

That's right, good things.

That is what I said.

00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,109

Ahem. Hello, Mark? Hi, it's Rachel Green.

00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,365

Ha, ha. Oh, no. Don't you apologize.

00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,617

Yeah, I'll hold.

00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,577

He left my number at work.

00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,289

He was gonna get it, but he was helping

his niece with her report on the pioneers.

00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,959

- Aw.

- That is so made up.

00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:24,297

Yeah. Oh, my God. Tomorrow?

That's... No, it's perfect.

00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:28,384

Oh, God. Thank you so much.

Great. Bye.

00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,011

Oh! I got the interview.

00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,930

- Oh, yay!

- There you go.

00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,224

He even offered to meet me for lunch

and prep me for it.

00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,143

- Oh, that is amazing.

- Yeah.

00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,605

Well, if I know Mark, and I think I do...

00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,734

...I'd expect nothing less.

- I gotta figure out what I'm gonna wear.

00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,321

High collar and baggy pants say,

"I'm a pro."

00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,449

Yeah, right. Okay, I'll see you guys later.

00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,659

- Woo-hoo!

- Okay.

00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,911

You go get them.

00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,164

What did I do to you?

Did I hurt you in some way?

00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,335

- What?

- "Why don't you call him?"

00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,837

Well, thank you very much.

Now he's gonna prep her.

00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:10,218

You know, prep her, as in what you do

before you surgically remove the boyfriend.

00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,636

Are you crazy?

00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,264

Oh, am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind?

Am I losing my senses?

00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,311

This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend

out for a meal.

00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,522

MONICA:

Ross, you know, this isn't even about you.

00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,441

This is about Rachel

and something happening for her.

00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,360

- Uh-huh.

MONICA: Even if you're right.

00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,697

What if he wants to sleep with her?

Does that mean he gets to?

00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,824

- No, but...

- I mean, don't you trust her?

00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,242

Well, yeah...

00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,953

Then get over yourself. Grow up.

00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,251

You grow up.

00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,682

This tiramisu is excellent.

00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,144

- Did you make it, Mary Angela?

- No, I did.

00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,063

Well, it's yummy.

00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,943

So, uh, Mary Angela, do you like it?

00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,362

Of course. It's her favorite.

00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,408

So, um, hmm...

00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,369

Mary Angela,

what's your second favorite?

00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,163

More of Grandma's tiramisu.

00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,124

Oh, would you just please...

00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,711

...give me your recipe,

because this is great.

00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,588

It's top-notch.

00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,883

- That dies with me.

- So will I.

00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,720

[WHISPERING]

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.

00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,514

Oh, no, I was just squinting.

That doesn't mean anything.

00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,224

Just do it.

00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,435

[ALL CHATTERING]

00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,149

Will you excuse me? I have to, um...

00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,953

Hey...

00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,539

[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Finally. I thought we'd never be alone.

00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,999

Can I just tell you something?

00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,752

I have not stopped thinking about you

since the party.

00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,046

CHANDLER:

Mm. Mm.

00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,966

Look, I may have jumped the gun here.

Whoa.

00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,802

Uh... Ahem.

00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,804

I just got out of a relationship.

00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:21,933

And I'm not really in a...

In a commitment kind of place.

00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,184

So? Me neither.

00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,687

God, Mary Angela was right.

You do have the softest lips.

00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,397

Aah.

00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:32,318

- You're not Mary Angela?

- No. I'm Mary Therese.

00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,821

This is so bad.

00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,824

If you're not Mary Angela, then who is?

00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,742

I am.

00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,995

Oh, it's so bad.

00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,833

- Joey!

CHANDLER: No Joey. No Joey. No Joey.

00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,168

- Joey.

- What's going on?

00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,338

You're it. Now run and hide.

00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,674

It's no big deal.

00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,386

Chandler was just kissing me

because he thought I was Mary Angela.

00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,722

What? How could you do that?

How could you think she was Mary Angela?

00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,851

I wasn't sure

which one Mary Angela was.

00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,519

[SISTERS GASP]

00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,728

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,982

I was really drunk,

and you guys all look really similar.

00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,233

I say punch him, Joey.

00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,068

- Yeah, punch him.

- Yeah, kick him.

00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,528

We should all calm down...

00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,906

...because, you know,

your brother's not gonna punch me.

00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,992

Are you?

00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,952

Well, that is usually what I would do.

00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,496

But I never thought

you'd be on the receiving end.

00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,331

How could you do this?

00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,876

Joey, if you wanna punch me, go ahead.

I deserve it.

00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:34,422

But I just want you to know that I would

never soberly hurt you or your family.

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,507

You're my best friend.

00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,427

And I would never do anything

like this ever again.

00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,430

So what?

00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,516

- I say punch him. Punch him.

- Yeah, punch him.

00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,353

- Come on, punch him.

- No. No. I'm not gonna punch Chandler.

00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,814

- I'll do it.

JOEY: No, you won't.

00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,026

Look, he knows he did a terrible thing,

and I believe him.

00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,904

He's sorry.

But you got one more apology to make.

00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,740

All right?

You gotta apologize to Mary Angela.

00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,784

- Okay. Absolutely. You got it.

- All right.

00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,463

- Cookie, now you can punch him.

- What?

00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,757

[THUD]

00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972

- Hey.

- Hi.

00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,265

What are you doing here?

00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,185

You know,

this building's on my paper route, so...

00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,020

- Oh. Hi.

ROSS: Hi.

00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,230

How did it go?

00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,066

Oh, well, the woman I interviewed with

was pretty tough...

00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,235

...but, you know,

thank God Mark coached me.

00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,446

Once I started talking about the fall line,

she got all happy.

00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,491

- I'm so proud of you.

- Me too.

00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,576

Listen, I'm, uh...

00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:51,082

I'm sorry I've been so crazy

and jealous and...

00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,584

It's just, I like you a lot, so...

00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,794

I know.

00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,003

ROSS: Yeah?

- Yeah.

00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,213

MARK: Rachel.

- Yeah?

00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,631

- Hi. Hi.

- Hi, Mark.

00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,134

I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you.

You got it. You got the job.

00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,678

- What?

- Oh! I did?

00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:04,929

Yes.

00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,305

- Aah!

- Oh, my God!

00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,016

- Congratulations...

- Oh! Wow.

00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,893

[ROSS MUMBLING]

00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,523

- So, Phoebe.

PHOEBE: Hmm?

00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,816

How was your date?

00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,026

Oh, well, you know. Ha, ha.

00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,654

Yeah, I do know.

00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,239

Ick. You were eavesdropping?

00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,285

Eavesdropping?

Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.

00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,496

Oh, I'm sorry.

00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:35,960

But I really like this guy,

and I think he really happens to like me.

00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,169

- Aw.

- Yay.

00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,338

[BEDSPRINGS CREAKING

& MAN MOANING UPSTAIRS]

00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,845

Maybe he's just jumping on a pogo stick

and he really likes it.

00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,014

[WOMAN MOANING UPSTAIRS]

00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,600

Maybe the pogo stick likes it too.

00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,188

All right, that's it.

He cannot do this to Phoebe.

00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,608

This guy's gonna get the butt-kicking

of a lifetime.

00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,278

But is he a big guy?

00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,571

We'll all go. Come on.

00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,449

- Thanks, you guys. Thank you.

CHANDLER: Don't worry.

00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:10,161

God. I hope they kick his ass.

00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,829

Honey, I'm sorry.

00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,664

You know, if it's any consolation...

00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,667

...he really did sound

like he was having more fun with you.

00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,672

[KNOCKING ON DOOR UPSTAIRS]

00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,882

[FOOTSTEPS FROM ABOVE]

00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,175

[DOOR OPENS UPSTAIRS]

00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,718

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

UPSTAIRS]

00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,095

[GUYS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY

UPSTAIRS]

00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,265

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,934

[GUYS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

IN AGREEABLE TONES]

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