Эпизод, где Моника и Ричард просто друзья

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Six dollars, please.

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Six? I just had it for one night. It's 3.

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Eight o'clock is the cutoff.

And, oh, it's 8:02.

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You know, in a weird way,

you have too much power.

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Look, you're gonna have to help me

out here because I only have 3.

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I can help with that.

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Oh, my God. Richard?

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Wow. Your lip went bald.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Thanks.

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So you look great.

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Yeah, right. Ha, ha.

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No, you do. You...

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- You just... You...

- What?

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You got panties stuck to your leg.

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Ahem, that's because I was just grabbing

some things out of the dryer...

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...and static cling. Ha, ha.

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Or maybe it's just because God knew

I'd be running into you...

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...and saw an opportunity.

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It's good to see you.

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It's good to see you too.

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[MONICA GROANS]

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- See that guy? He's in "Classics" now...

- Who?

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...but you know as soon as we leave,

he's going straight to the porn.

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He's gonna go up to the counter

with Citizen Kane...

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...Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.

- Ha, ha.

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[SIGHS]

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This is nice.

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- Ha, ha. Yeah.

- I miss this.

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Me too.

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So you wanna get a hamburger

or something?

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Aw, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.

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No. Just friends. I won't grope you.

I promise.

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Yeah, I think it's too soon.

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No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11.

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Yeah, baby.

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- What are you doing?

- Making chocolate milk. You want some?

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No, thanks. I'm 29.

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Oh, my God. I gotta go to work.

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What time do you think

you're gonna get off tonight?

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I don't know, honey.

It could be really late.

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Oh, come on. Not again.

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Oh, I know. I'm sorry.

Listen, I'll make a deal with you, okay?

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- Mm.

- Every night that you're asleep...

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...before I get home from work...

- Yeah.

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...I will wake you up in a way

that has proved very popular in the past.

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Well, now, if you need to stay late,

I want to be supportive of that.

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RACHEL:

Thank you.

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- Hi.

ROSS: Hey, Pheebs.

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- Hi.

JOEY: Hey.

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Look at you.

Since when do you Rollerblade?

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Oh. Since tomorrow.

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I met this really cute guy in the park.

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And he, like, you know, jogs and blades

and swims, and so we made a deal.

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He's gonna teach me how

to do all sorts ofjock stuff.

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- And what are you gonna do for him?

- I'm gonna let him.

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- Okay.

- Cool.

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- Morning.

ALL: Hey.

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- Somebody got in late last night.

PHOEBE: Ahem.

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Yeah, well, I ran into Richard.

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[GASPS]

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- When did this happen?

- Oh, um, around 8:02.

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And we, uh, talked for a little while...

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...and then, um, we went out

for an innocent burger.

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Oh, there's no such thing

as an innocent burger.

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ROSS: Are you gonna see him again?

- Tomorrow night.

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Monica, what are you doing?

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Well, she spent the last six months

getting over him...

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...and now she's celebrating that

by going on a date with him.

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It's not a date, okay?

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I'm just gonna teach him how to make

a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.

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Well, you might want to make a little extra

because, you know...

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...you'll probably be hungry after the sex.

ROSS: Mm.

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We're not gonna have sex.

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Okay? Nothing's changed here.

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He still doesn't want children,

and I still do.

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So that's why we're gonna

just be friends.

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Naked friends.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hey. Do you have any ice?

- Hey.

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Check the freezer.

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If there's none in there,

we're probably out.

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Are you just getting home from work?

It's late.

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Yeah, I know.

I had the greatest day, though.

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I got to sit in on a meeting

with the reps from Calvin Klein.

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I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie,

she ordered a ton of it.

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How was your day?

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I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth

using just my tongue.

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RACHEL:

Hmm.

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Um...

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Why do you have a copy of The Shining

in your freezer?

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Oh. I was reading it last night

and I got scared, so...

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But, uh, you're safe from it

if it's in the freezer?

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Well, safer.

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I never start reading The Shining...

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...without making sure

we got plenty of room in the freezer.

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- You know?

- Ha, ha.

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How often do you read it?

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Haven't you ever read the same book

over and over again?

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Well, um, I guess I read Little Women

more than once.

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But that's a classic.

What's so great about The Shining?

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The question should be, Rach,

"What is not so great about The Shining?"

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Okay? And the answer would be, "Nothing."

All right?

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This is, like, the scariest book ever.

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I bet it's way better

than that classic of yours.

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- Ha, ha.

- Okay.

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Uh, well, we'll just see about that, okay?

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I will read The Shining,

and you will read Little Women.

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- All right, you got it.

- All right?

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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- Uh, now, Rach, these little women...

- Yeah.

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How little are they?

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I mean, are they, like, scary little?

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- Um, Chandler, Ross? This is Robert.

CHANDLER & ROSS: Oh, hey.

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- Hi.

- You have lipstick right here.

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- Oh.

- Huh. That's okay, it's mine.

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We just kissed.

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So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?

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Well, I'm from California.

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Right, right. Sometimes you guys

just burst into flame.

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I'm up. Ahem. I'm up. I've gotten up now.

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Anybody, uh, want anything?

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- I'll have coffee.

- Yeah, me too.

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ROSS: Yeah, make that three.

- Okay. Ross, why don't you come with me?

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Okay. Ha, ha.

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What is the matter with you?

What's going on?

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Robert's coming out.

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What do you mean? What, is he gay?

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No, he...

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He's coming out of his shorts.

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What?

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The man is showing brain.

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Are you sure? Hold on.

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Ahem. I'm sorry, you guys.

That was a coffee and a...

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ROBERT: Coffee. We could write it down.

- Okay.

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No, no. That won't be, uh...

Won't be necessary.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- Well?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What do we do? What do we do?

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Well, I suppose we just

try to not look directly at it.

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Like an eclipse.

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When people compliment me

on my cooking tonight, what do I say?

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Well, you say, "Thank you very much."

And then you buy me something pretty.

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Come on, we're gonna

put our hands in this bowl...

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...and we're gonna start

squishing the tomatoes.

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Ooh, this feels very weird.

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Heh. You touch people's eyeballs every day

and this feels weird?

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Yeah, well, sure, I touch them.

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But I spent years

learning not to squish them.

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That's my hand.

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Oh.

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- Okay.

- Gotta keep squishing.

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The tomatoes are squishing.

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- Oh, yeah. Oh.

- Oh.

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Oh, gosh. You got some on your shirt.

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- Yeah.

- Hold on a second.

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Okay, just put a little club soda on it.

Get to it right away.

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It should, um, do...

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...the trick.

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What?

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Um, you've got some on your pants.

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I'll just throw them out.

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These little women.

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Wow.

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You're liking it, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

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I don't see how

he could ever forgive her.

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Um, Jo's a girl.

It's short for Josephine.

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But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

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Oh.

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You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?

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Because that is the one thing missing

from The Shining.

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No, actually, Laurie's a boy.

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No wonder Rachel had to read this

so many times.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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ROSS:

Hey, how'd the, uh, basketball go?

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Oh, okay. I learned how to shoot a lay-up,

a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.

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You mean a 3-pointer?

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Oh, I get more because I'm dainty.

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So, um, is there a phone here

I can check my messages?

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- Yeah, in the back. Do you want a quarter?

- Oh, no. I always carry one in my sock.

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What are you doing?

Get back over on your side of the...

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Hello.

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- Hi. I'm Joey. We haven't met.

ROBERT: Hi.

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- Uh, good to meet you. Robert.

- Okay.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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What?

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What? You guys, what is going on?

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Do you not like Robert?

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Why are you laughing?

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Calm down. No reason to get testy.

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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- You guys. Come on.

- We're sorry.

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It just seems that Robert isn't

as concealed in the shorts area...

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...as, uh, one may have hoped.

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How do you mean?

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ROBERT: Hey.

- Hey.

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Uh, Robert? Could you, uh,

pass me those cookies?

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Sure.

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[GASPS]

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MONICA:

So how'd the lasagna go over?

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Really? Good.

So you owe me three pretty things.

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Yeah. I've been thinking about you too.

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Well, no. It's hard, this platonomy thing.

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What...? It's a word.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Yeah. I do think it's better this way.

Yeah, we're being smart.

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Yes, I'm sure.

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You really sure?

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I'll call you back.

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So we can be friends

who sleep together.

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Absolutely.

This'll just be something we do.

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Like racquetball.

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Yeah. Sounds smart and healthy to me.

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So, um, just out of, uh, curiosity...

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...um, do you currently have

any other racquetball buddies?

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Just your dad.

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Although that's actually racquetball.

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You know, I do have a blind date...

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...with my sister's neighbor

next Tuesday.

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Do you want me to cancel it?

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No.

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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

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- No.

- Yeah.

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Because if you did,

that means you'd be canceling for me.

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- And we're just friends.

- Exactly.

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Hey.

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PHOEBE:

Hey. Oh, don't sit down.

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- Ready to go to the batting cage?

- You bet.

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And first, here's a gift. Ha, ha.

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Oh, wow.

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- Hey.

- Stretchy pants?

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Well, those are the greatest things

in the world.

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If I were you, I'd wear them every day,

every day.

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Jeez, thank you. Really, that's so nice.

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But, um, to be honest,

I don't think I can wear these.

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They're so tight.

I'd feel like I'm on display.

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I'm sorry.

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That's all right. I'll figure...

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ROBERT: Hey.

- How you doing?

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- How's it going?

- Good.

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- Good.

JOEY: Hey, Rach?

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- How you doing with The Shining?

- Uh, Danny just went into Room 217.

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Ooh. The next part's the best.

When that dead lady in the bathtub...

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No, no, no. Come on.

You're gonna ruin it.

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All right, I'll talk in code.

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Remember when the kid sees

those two blanks in the hallway?

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- Yeah, that's very cool.

JOEY: Yeah.

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Ooh. All blank and no blank

makes blank a blank-blank, right?

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Oh, no, no. No, the end.

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When Jack almost kills them all

with that blank...

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...but then in the last second

they get away. Aw.

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Joey, I can't believe you just did that.

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I can't believe she cracked your code.

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All right, okay. Laurie proposes to Jo

and she says no...

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...even though she's still in love with him.

And then he ends up marrying Amy.

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Hey.

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Mine was by accident.

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All right.

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The boiler explodes and destroys

the hotel and kills the dad.

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[SCOFFS]

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Beth dies.

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[GASPS]

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Beth...? Beth dies?

00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,093

Mm-hm.

00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,097

Is that true?

If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?

00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,768

No, Beth doesn't die.

She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?

00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,228

- What?

- Joey's asking if you've just ruined...

00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,774

...the first book he's ever loved

that didn't star Jack Nicholson.

00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,572

No. She doesn't die.

00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,616

Then why would you say that?

00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,540

Because I wanted to hurt you.

00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,962

Oh, there they are. I dropped my keys.

00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,005

[GASPS]

00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,341

ROBERT:

Got them.

00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,389

Hi.

00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,433

Sorry. I'm sorry.

00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,727

MONICA:

You would not believe my day.

00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,815

I had to work two shifts.

And then to top it off...

00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,111

...I lost one of my fake boobs

in a grill fire.

00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,991

What are you smiling at?

00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,451

Sorry, I was just thinking your day

could still pick up.

00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,084

Hello.

00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,795

I love this friend thing.

00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,804

Listen, Robert's gonna be here

any second...

00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,015

...so could one of you just tell him?

00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,683

- Oh.

PHOEBE: Please, right now.

00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,854

No, every time I see him, it's like,

"Is it on the loose? Is it watching me?"

00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,690

We can't tell him.

00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,901

You can't go up to a guy you barely know

and talk about his...

00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,320

...stuff.

00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:15,324

He's right. Even if it's

to say something complimentary.

00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,663

- Hey.

ROSS & PHOEBE: Hey.

00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,873

So you ready for the gym?

00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,084

They've got this new rock-climbing wall.

We can spot each other.

00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,505

Yeah, I can spot you from here.

00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,135

What?

00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,555

Okay. Listen, ahem, Robert...

00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,684

- Hey, don't we have to?

- Yeah, we got... Yeah. Mm-hm.

00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,314

Um...

00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,984

I think you're really, really great.

00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,488

Oh, God. Here we go again.

00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:58,201

Why does this keep happening to me?

Is it something I'm putting out there?

00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,082

Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,880

I don't know what to say.

00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:15,802

Hey, buddy? This is a family place.

Put the mouse back in the house.

00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,859

[DOOR OPENS]

00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,199

Ow.

00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,538

RICHARD: Really? Well, it's just like

everyone else's apartment.

00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,540

It's got, uh, rooms and walls and ceilings.

00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,251

WOMAN: I just wanted to see

where you live. Now give me the tour.

00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,503

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,880

RICHARD: Uh, this is the living room.

WOMAN: That's nice.

00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,298

RICHARD:

All right.

00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,135

- And this is the kitchen.

WOMAN: That's real pretty.

00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,178

Wait a minute.

Don't I get to see the bedroom?

00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:03,391

RICHARD: The bedroom.

Well, it's pretty much your typical...

00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,061

...bedroom.

- Oh, ha, ha.

00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,480

- We're still on this side of the door. Ha, ha.

- Mm-hm.

00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,065

Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.

00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:15,778

Oh, shoot. Maybe next time.

Thanks for a lovely evening.

00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,506

MONICA:

So, um, who is she?

00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,427

Oh, ha, ha. That was the blind date

I told you about.

00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,680

- She called and switched it from Tuesday.

- Aw.

00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,641

Did you like her?

00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:50,771

And I'm just asking as a friend

because I am totally fine with this.

00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,109

Well, you seem fine.

00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,071

Okay, you know what?

I'm not fine. I'm not.

00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,992

I mean, how could I be fine?

Hearing you come in with her.

00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,578

She wants to see your bedroom.

00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,587

You know what?

00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,133

What if we're friends...

00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,719

...who don't see other people?

00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,640

You mean like exclusive friends?

00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,059

Why not?

00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,146

I mean, this has been

the most amazing week.

00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,566

Would it be so terrible?

00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,488

Even if we were friends

who lived together?

00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,161

Or maybe someday, friends who stood

up in front of their other friends...

00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,748

...and vowed to be friends forever.

00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,378

Wow.

00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,507

You know, we're back where we were.

00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:06,305

Honey, I would love to do all that,

but nothing's changed.

00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,226

That's not true.

You don't have a mustache.

00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,560

[CHUCKLES]

00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,730

Okay. Okay, one thing's changed.

00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,859

But we still want different things,

and we know how this is gonna end.

00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,612

You know what?

00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,865

I gotta walk out of here right now.

00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:30,204

Because getting over you is

the hardest thing that I have ever had to do.

00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,041

Um, I don't think I could do it again.

00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,003

I know I couldn't.

00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,047

Yeah.

00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,051

So...

00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,972

[RICHARD CHUCKLES]

00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,354

How about one last game of racquetball?

Hmm?

00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,273

[MONICA CHUCKLES]

00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,404

- Watch the thorns.

- Ow.

00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,871

What?

00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,249

Beth is really, really sick.

00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,751

Oh.

00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,800

Jo's there, but I don't think

there's anything she can do.

00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,680

- Joey?

- Yeah?

00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,350

You wanna put the book in the freezer?

00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,353

BOTH:

Okay.

00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,613

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