Эпизод, где Росс и Рэйчел делают перерыв

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I won't give you anything,

but you'll owe me 2.95.

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Done.

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Hi. I need an atlas. I need an atlas.

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Why? Do you have a report due?

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I have a date with this diplomat I met...

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...while I was giving free massages

outside the U.N.

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And I don't know where his country is.

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Okay, let's start with the free massages

at the U.N.

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Oh, it's my new thing.

I figure, bodies at peace make peace.

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Wow. You might just get

the first Nobel Prize in rubbing.

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- So, what country is this guy from?

- Um...

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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There's a G in there.

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- Where's that?

- In your atlas.

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- I don't have an atlas.

- Oh.

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- Oh, but wait, I do have a globe. Hold on.

- Oh.

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- So, Pheebs, what's this guy like?

- Um...

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Well, he's very...

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...dashing, you know?

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And, um, very, very sophisticated.

And he doesn't speak English...

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...but according to his translator,

he totally gets me.

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Okay, here you go.

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What is this?

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It's a globe.

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And a pencil sharpener.

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Hey, anybody need anything copied?

I'm going to the Xerox place.

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Uh, no, thanks.

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Okay, listen, just give me anything

I can make two of.

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If you don't have anything to copy,

why are you going there?

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Yeah, are you just going down there

to gawk at that hot girl...

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...with the bellybutton ring again?

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Yeah. You wanna come?

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Yeah.

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Come on, Chloe.

Finish up with your customer first.

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Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe.

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Can I help you?

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Uh-oh.

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Uh, you know what?

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We're having second thoughts

about our, uh, copying needs.

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And, uh, we'll need a little more time

to think about it.

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Chloe, switch with me. There are

some guys here who got a crush on you.

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Okay, that hurt us.

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Hi, guys. I haven't seen you

since this morning.

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Well, uh...

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You know.

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Hey, what are you guys doing

tomorrow night?

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Both of us?

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Maybe. Does that scare you?

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Relax. It's just Isaac's deejaying

at The Philly.

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- You should come.

- Oh. We'll be there.

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Great. I'll, uh, see you then.

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All right. Rock on.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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He says that walking with you makes

this strange city feel like home.

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Aw. Me too. Although this city is my home.

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So that's dumb, what I said.

Don't tell him I said that.

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Um, just... You make something up.

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Ahem. Uh...

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Nice. Thank you.

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This is me. Here.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Your eyes are very pretty.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, thank you.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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He would like to kiss you.

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Okay. You know what?

You don't have to do that now.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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No, no, not him. No, you don't.

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Okay. Well, the moment's over.

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Oh.

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MISCHA:

Oy.

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PHOEBE:

See, there it is right there.

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Wow, it's small.

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Yeah, but Sergei said

it took the Germans six weeks...

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...to get all the way across it.

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So you had fun, huh?

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Yeah. Except for, you know,

when you're on a date...

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...and you're getting along really great...

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...but the guy's translator

keeps getting in the way?

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No.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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What, is, uh, Rach in her room?

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Oh. No, she's still at work,

but she told me to tell you to call her.

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Oh, what? Is she gonna cancel

on me again? How could she do this?

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Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?

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All right, uh, Ross, this is the extent

of my knowledge on the subject.

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"Call Rachel."

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What's that on the bottom?

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Oh. That's my doodle

of a ladybug with a top hat. Ha, ha.

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She's fancy.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?

ROSS: Hey, honey.

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- Oh, hi.

- Hey. What's going on?

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Well, there was a disaster in shipping

and I've gotta get this order in.

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Honey, I'm so sorry,

but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night.

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What?

Well, um, how about I come up there?

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No, no, no, honey, please.

I just have too much to deal with.

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Anyway, I'm going out

with Sergei again tonight, and, um...

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Could you come

and be the translator's date?

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So that when we... You know, it's time

for our alone time, you two can split off?

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You know, he's kind of cute.

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"Kind of cute" like, "really kind of cute"?

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Or "kind of cute" like your friend

Spackle-Back Larry?

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Hey, don't call him that.

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His name is Spackle-Back Harry.

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Hey, you know what?

Maybe we should get going.

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I mean, what time did Chloe say

to get there?

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- Uh, 10:30.

- What time is it now?

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Four-thirty.

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- Yeah, all right. So we'll hang out.

- Yeah.

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Hey, remember when she brought up

that thing about the three of us?

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Yes, vividly.

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- She was kidding about that, right?

- Yeah, I think so.

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Yeah, I think so.

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God, it'd be weird if that situation

presented itself tonight, huh?

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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, uh...

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...what would we do?

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Ha, ha. Dude, I don't know. Ha-ha-ha.

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- She was kidding.

- Yeah.

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She was...

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Just in case, we should come up

with a set of ground rules.

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Yeah. For sure.

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Okay. You probably

want the first one to be:

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"Never open your eyes."

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You know? Because you don't

want to be doing something...

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...and then look up, right?

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And see something that

you don't want to be seeing.

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Yeah. Good call. Nice.

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Hold it. Hold it.

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What if my eyes are closed, and...

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And my hand is out there...

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Aah! Okay, eyes open at all times.

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Oh, hey.

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How do we decide where we, ahem...

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...you know, each would, ahem,

you know...

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...be?

- Right. Right.

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Well, you know, we could flip for it.

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I guess. But, like, what's heads

and what's tails?

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Well, if you don't know that,

then I don't want to do this with you.

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No, no, no. I am looking

at a purchase order right here...

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...and it clearly states

that we ordered the Riviera bikini...

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...in a variety of sizes and colors and...

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What does it matter what I'm wearing?

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Could I please speak to your supervisor?

Thank you. We're holding.

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- Hi.

- Oh!

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My God. What are you doing here?

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Well, you said

you couldn't go out, so...

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You brought a picnic.

Ugh. What a boyfriend.

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That's it. On Monday,

I start wearing makeup.

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Ross, honey, this is very nice,

but I've got a crisis.

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Yeah, but I've got couscous.

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Honey. Honey, I'm sorry.

I know it's our anniversary...

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...but I told you on the phone

I don't have time to stop.

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Okay, you don't have to stop.

I'm invisible. I'm not here.

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Yeah, but I don't...

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Who approved that order?

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Well, there is no Mark Robinson

in this office.

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- Get me Mark on the phone.

- Ugh. I love Mark. Do you know Mark?

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- Yeah.

- Let me check that with what I've got here.

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All right, see, 038 is not the number

for this store. Zero-three-eight is Atlanta.

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[GRINDING]

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Heh. Pepper?

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- None for me.

- Okay, sorry. Whoo.

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I'm sorry. As I was saying,

the store number is wrong.

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And I'm sorry, but... Oh, my God!

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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Okay. It's fine.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Excuse me, I'm sorry,

I'm gonna have to call you back.

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I've got Shemp in my office.

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- What are you doing?

- I'm sorry.

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But, um, hey, oh,

somebody's off the phone.

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How about a glass of wine by the fire?

I can get it going again...

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Ross, you're not listening.

I don't have time to stop.

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- Come on, you don't have 10 minutes?

- I don't have 10 minutes.

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- Sophie, does she have 10 minutes?

- Hey, Ross. I told you, I don't.

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Don't yell at me, okay?

This is the most I've seen you all week.

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Look, I cannot do this right now, okay?

I've got a deadline.

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Would you just go home?

I'll talk to you later.

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- Yeah, but wait...

- Goodbye.

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Uh, actually, that's our three-hole punch.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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Look, um, about what happened earlier...

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Whoa. I completely understand.

You were stressed.

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I was gonna give you a chance

to apologize to me.

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For what? For letting you

throw me out of your office?

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You had no right

coming down to my office, Ross.

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You do not bring a picnic basket

to somebody's work...

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...unless maybe they were a park ranger.

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Yeah, well, excuse me for wanting

to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

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Boy, what an ass am I.

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But I told you I didn't have the time.

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Yeah, well, you never have the time.

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I mean, I don't feel like

I have a girlfriend anymore.

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Ross, what do you want from me?

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You want me to quit my job so

you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

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No. But it would nice if you'd realize

that it's just a job.

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Just a job?

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Yes.

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Ross, do you realize this is the first time

in my life I'm doing something I care about?

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This is the first time in my life

I'm doing something I'm actually good at?

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I mean, if you don't get that...

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No, hey, I get that. Okay?

I get that and I'm happy for you.

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I'm tired of having a relationship

with your answering machine.

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- I don't know what to do anymore.

- Well, neither do I.

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Is this about Mark?

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[SCOFFS]

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- Oh, my God.

- Okay, it's not.

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Oh, my God.

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I cannot keep having this same fight

over and over again, Ross.

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No, you're making this too hard.

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I'm making this too hard?

What do you want me to do?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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Look, ugh, maybe we should

just take a break.

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Okay, okay. Fine. You're right.

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Let's, uh... Let's take a break.

Let's cool off, okay?

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Let's get some frozen yogurt

or something.

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No.

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A break from us.

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- And the advances in collating

in the past five years.

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I mean, we just got in an X-5000,

you know?

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The X-5000 makes an X-50

look like a T-71.

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[CHUCKLES THEN GRUNTS]

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Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.

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- Hi, Ross.

- Oh, hi, Chloe.

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I want you to meet some friends of mine.

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This guy's my hero.

He comes in with some stuff...

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...he wants it blown up 400 percent.

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We say we don't do that.

He says, "You gotta."

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And you know what? We did it.

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And now any time anybody wants 400,

we just say, "Let's Ross it."

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And that's the only color that comes in.

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Yo, Chloe. Do you have a quarter

for the condom machine?

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[GRUNTS]

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So, what are you doing here?

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I thought tonight was

your big anniversary dinner.

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Yeah, a little change of plans.

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Uh, we're gonna break up instead.

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Oh, and I can also speak a little French.

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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

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Why? What did I say?

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Well, you just asked if I wanted

to go to bed with you tonight.

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- Oh, my God.

MISCHA: Heh.

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No wonder I get such great service

at Café Maurice.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Knock, knock, knock.

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Hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei

that, um, I was fascinated...

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...by what Boutros Boutros-Ghali

said in the New York Times?

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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You didn't say,

"Boutros Boutros-Ghali."

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Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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He says he was too.

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Interesting.

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MISCHA:

Uh, so I was wondering...

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Before you get all talky again...

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...um, could you also please

tell Sergei...

00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:09,282

...that I really like his suit.

00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,910

[CLEARS THROAT]

00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,661

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,757

Uh, he said, "Thank you very much.

You look very pretty tonight.

00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,343

Your hair, golden like the sun."

So you're a chef?

00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,221

I'm also thinking of opening up

my own restaurant.

00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,890

- Oh, really?

- Monica...

00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,017

...could I talk to you behind my menu,

please?

00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,398

- What are you doing?

- Well, I was having a conversation.

00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,275

Yeah, but Mischa's

so interested in you...

00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,236

...that Sergei and I haven't been able

to say two words to each other.

00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,990

What do you want me to do? Sit here

while the three of you have a conversation?

00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,867

That would be great. Thank you.

00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,083

[PHONE RINGS]

00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,336

- Hello?

- Oh, hi. It's Mark.

00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,756

- Oh.

- What? Is it my breath?

00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,677

No. Sorry. I just thought

you were somebody else. Hi.

00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,680

Hi, well, look, I was just gonna

leave a message.

00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,515

Isn't tonight your anniversary dinner?

00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,559

Well, um...

00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,436

Rach? Are you okay?

00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,772

Yeah, I'm fine.

00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,358

You wanna talk? I mean, I can come over.

00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,236

No, really, no. Please. That's okay.

00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,655

All right. I'm coming over

and I'm bringing Chinese food.

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,282

- Oh, yeah, I'm not hungry.

- It's for me.

00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,617

Oh.

00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,412

Okay. Bye.

00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,871

[SCOFFS]

00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,082

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKERS]

00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,834

- So, what'll you do?

- What can I do?

00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,336

One person wants to break up,

you break up.

00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,257

Hey, no way. Come on, this is you guys.

Call her and work it out.

00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,635

Come on. We just had this huge fight.

Don't I have to wait a while?

00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:57,223

Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat.

Pick up your phone.

00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,980

You know that whole swimming thing

is a myth.

00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,691

Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.

00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,985

Why? What happened to him?

00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,280

Nothing. He just really believes in that.

00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,118

Ugh. And then we got into this

big, stupid fight... It was awful.

00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:21,914

I told him he treats me like

a park ranger, something, ugh...

00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,417

And then...

00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,837

...I told him I wanted to take a break.

00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,214

I don't want to take a break.

00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,425

Well, I'm sorry.

00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,512

- Egg roll?

- No.

00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,433

And then I called him,

and he wasn't there.

00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,268

He's probably just out.

00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,480

Oh, thank you. That's very helpful.

I'm glad you came over.

00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,024

[PHONE RINGS]

00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,612

- Hello?

- Hi, it's me.

00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,491

- Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called.

- Really?

00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,994

I've been thinking this is crazy.

Don't you think we can work on this?

00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,705

Hey, what do you want to drink?

00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,040

Who's that?

00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,126

Nobody?

00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,338

Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,090

Is that Mark?

00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,053

- Ooh, honey, look, he just came over...

- Yeah, got it.

00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,103

Hey, Dinosaur Guy. Look at you, so sad.

00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,022

- Come dance.

- Uh, that's okay. Thanks.

00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,565

Hey.

00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,527

You don't have to smile.

You just have to dance.

00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,780

Look, I don't feel like dancing.

I feel like having a drink, okay?

00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,533

Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.

00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,703

And the vet said it was time.

00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,705

And so from half-a-world away...

00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,917

...while my mother

held the phone to his ear...

00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,129

...I said goodbye to my dog...

00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,339

...in seven languages.

00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,593

- Could I have a tissue?

- Oh, yeah, sure.

00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,805

I just hope you don't accidentally

suck it up through your nose...

00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,640

...and choke on it.

00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,644

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:12,358

Ugh. Sergei would like to apologize

for my behavior tonight.

00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,112

Well, tell him, "Apology accepted."

00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,906

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:23,411

He's unbelievable. For the first time in

three years, someone wants to talk to me.

00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,998

But do you think he would let me

enjoy that? No.

00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:31,210

You silly diplomat.

Why don't you learn some English, Sergei?

00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,883

Excuse me, but, um, ahem,

isn't he paying for your dinner?

00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,051

Hey, the man's dog just died.

00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:46,642

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,447

I have just resigned my post.

00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,866

Would you care to accompany me

to the Rainbow Room?

00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,784

I have diplomatic coupons.

00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,539

It would be my pleasure.

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,417

My guy has coupons.

00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,047

Your guy can't even say "coupons."

00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,178

Uh...

00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,096

Uh, plate.

00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,766

- Plate. Yes. Plate. Plate.

- Plate. Plate.

00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,643

Plate.

00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,104

See, we don't need them.

00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,192

Plate?

00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,902

Yeah.

00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,113

[U2'S "WITH OR WITHOUT YOU"

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,491

Sleight of hand

And twist of fate

00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,119

On a bed of nails

She makes me wait

00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,038

I like this song.

00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,166

Well, you're practically dancing already.

00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,337

- Why don't you just do it over here?

- Oh, no.

00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,714

- What are you, married?

- Ha, ha.

00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,841

Because that's okay.

00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,609

Oh, be home, be home, be home...

00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,321

Be home, be home, be home.

00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,534

You're not home.

00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,752

With or without you

00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,838

Still no smile?

00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:54,687

And you give yourself away

00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:59,150

And you give

00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,778

And you give yourself away

00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,241

[BOTH SINGING "AMERICAN PIE"

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,377

American.

00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,421

- American.

- American.

00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,507

American. You know,

it's a very hard language.

00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,676

Let's do it again.

00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,679

[SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,940

[English - US - SDH]