Эпизод, когда наступает утро после

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You want me to quit my job so you

can feel like you have a girlfriend?

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- Is this about Mark?

- Oh, my God.

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- Okay, it's not.

- Oh, my God.

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I cannot keep having

this fight with you!

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Look, ugh,

maybe we should just take a break.

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Fine. You're right.

Let's, uh, take a break.

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- Let's get some frozen yogurt.

RACHEL: No.

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A break from us.

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Then we had this big fight,

and I said I wanted to take a break.

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I don't want to take a break.

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This is crazy.

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Can't we work on this?

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What do you want to drink?

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Who's that?

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Nobody.

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- Is that Mark?

- Honey, look, he just...

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Yeah. Got it!

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Hey, come dance.

What are you, married?

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- Ha, ha.

- Because that's okay.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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How was the big anniversary dinner?

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Well, we never actually got to dinner.

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Ha, ha, oh. Nice.

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We kind of broke up instead.

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What? Aah!

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My God! It's on the ceiling!

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That's okay.

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This is more important than fruit...

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...on my ceiling.

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You broke up?

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Yeah, but it's okay because

when Ross left, Mark came over.

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- Oh, no! You and Mark?

- No, it's okay. Calm down.

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Mark and I talked...

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...and I realized how much

I love your stupid brother.

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We got our problems,

but I really wanna make it work.

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Morning!

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RACHEL [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]:

Hi, it's me.

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I've been trying to reach you all night.

I feel awful.

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Please, Ross, you've got to know,

there's nothing between me and Mark.

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This whole breakup thing

is just stupid.

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[GRUNTS]

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Ugh, I'm sorry I put you through it.

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And I don't want to get

back together over a machine.

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Mm-mm.

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So I love you.

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I love you.

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And you know what?

I'm gonna go to bed now...

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...but on my way to work tomorrow,

I'll stop by around 8:30. Bye.

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Chloe, how's it coming?

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What kind of puppy do you think

I should get?

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Um, oh, hey. I don't know.

How about a big one?

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- But my apartment's so...

- Then a small one.

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- We have to go.

- Wait! Where's my shoes?

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You need shoes?

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- Do I know why we're rushing?

- You know my girlfriend?

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It turns out that she, uh,

wants to get back together.

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I found it!

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That's so great for you guys!

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You must be so happy!

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Yes, I am.

One of the many things I'm feeling.

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- Good luck with your girlfriend.

- Oh, thank you. Ah, eh.

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Rachel!

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- You got my message?

- You are right on time!

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So can I be your girlfriend again?

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Yes, you can. Very much.

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Ah, ah.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Why are you mopping your ceiling?

- Ugh, there's banana on it.

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I have the spirit of an

old Indian woman living in mine.

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So then you know.

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The mailman was here,

so I brought your mail.

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- Oh, good. Thanks.

- Now, what is Fabutech?

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Okay. Don't judge me too much, okay?

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I saw this infomercial,

and, um, I swear I have never...

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...bought anything on TV before.

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Except for this mop.

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But there was this stuff on leg-waxing,

it looked amazing.

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- Waxine!

- Yes! Have you seen it?

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It's incredible!

I want to be a Waxine Girl!

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I know!

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God! Do you think it really doesn't hurt?

How can they do that?

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Hello! Organic substances recently

discovered in the rain forest?

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They have the best stuff in there.

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Oh, my God!

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We figured when we couldn't find you,

you'd gone to make up with Rachel.

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Which is probably what

you should have done, huh? Heh.

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You think?

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God, I'm in hell.

I mean, what am I gonna do?

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Rachel's all "I love you,"

and all I can think about...

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...is what is she gonna do

when I tell her what I did?

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First, we should address

the more important question...

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...how dumb are you?

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What? Look, we're trying to rebuild

a relationship here, right?

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How am I supposed to do that

without being honest?

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I'm on board about

the total-honesty thing. I am.

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Just not about stuff that's

gonna get you in trouble.

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He's right. Nobody benefits,

and you'll just hurt her.

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And there won't be a relationship

left to rebuild.

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Don't you think...?

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If you have to tell her,

at least wait till the timing's right.

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And that's what deathbeds are for.

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- Yeah, okay.

- All right.

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Okay. Now, we just have to make sure

she doesn't find out some other way.

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Did you think about the trail?

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What trail?

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From the woman you did it with...

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...to the woman you hope

never finds out you did it!

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Always think about the trail!

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I don't think there's any trail.

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Okay, okay.

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Chloe works with that guy, Isaac.

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Isaac's sister is Jasmine, who works

at the massage place with Phoebe.

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Phoebe is Rachel's friend,

and that's the trail! I did it!

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PHOEBE: "After applying the Waxine

and linen strips to leg..."

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- Did that!

- Okay.

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"Grasp the linen strip by its tab...

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...and pull it off in one quick...

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...pain-free motion."

- Okay.

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Ow!

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[CRYING]

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Was it not "pain-free"?

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No, it was pain-ful!

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My God, they should call it

"Pain-zine, now with a little wax."

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The girls on the commercial

don't seem to think it's that bad.

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Because their nerves are

deadened from being so stupid.

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But, you know, if you don't

believe me, please be my guest.

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Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my God!

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Now are you glad we didn't start

with the bikini strips?

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Chloe, hi.

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Is this about me taking your watch?

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- You took my watch?

- I'm sorry. I do that.

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You keep it. Listen,

did you tell anyone about us?

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Oh, no. I feel like it really

isn't anybody's business.

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Exactly. So you didn't

mention anything to Isaac?

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- Oh, I tell Isaac everything.

- You do? Of course you do.

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Hi, Isaac.

You know, we haven't actually met.

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You dog!

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Yes, I suppose I am a dog.

But see, I happen to have a girlfriend.

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Right. Rachel from the coffee place.

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That's the one.

Listen, I don't want to hurt her.

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Oh, hey, man, I know.

It doesn't matter how much we love them.

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Monogamy is too cruel a rule.

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Yeah. Listen, can you keep

this information to yourself?

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Oh, no problem.

We gotta look out for each other.

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We're the same, you and me.

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Actually, no, we're not. Heh.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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- Okay, we're not.

- Right.

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But we are.

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Fine. I just need to know

that you're not gonna tell your sister.

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I can promise not to tell her again.

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- Jasmine?

- Uh-huh.

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We met at Phoebe's birthday party.

I'm Ross Geller.

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You did a bad thing!

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- Yes, I did.

- Very bad!

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- Very bad.

- Very, very bad!

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I'm agreeing with you.

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Listen, did you happen

to tell Phoebe yet?

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- No.

- Okay. Jasmine.

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Please. Please don't.

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I love my girlfriend very much

and I want to work it out with her.

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All right.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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But you should talk to my roommate.

I told him, and he knows Phoebe too.

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Who's your roommate?

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ROSS:

Gunther! Gunther!

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Tell me you didn't tell Rachel about

me and the girl from the copy place.

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I'm sorry.

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Was I not supposed to?

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- Ow! Ow!

- Ow! Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow!

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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PHOEBE: We're all right.

- It's okay. It's okay.

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- Ooh! We were just waxing our legs.

- Off?

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For your information, this is a pain

like no man will ever experience.

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You can't make that statement

unless you've been kicked in an area...

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...that God only meant

to be treated nicely.

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Women just have a lower threshold

for pain than men, that's all.

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I mean, come on,

it's just a little wax. Heh.

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Oh, yeah? Come here.

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Oh, that's mature.

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- So now I just pull it off?

- Uh-huh.

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That's right.

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[WHIMPERS]

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Rachel, come on. Just talk to me. Please!

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RACHEL: I can't look at you right now.

- What?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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- She said it was okay.

- What are they talking about?

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- Just get away from me!

- I made a mistake, okay?

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A mistake? What were you trying

to put it in? Her purse?

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Whe...? Where did he put it?

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You had sex with another woman!

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- Oh, my God!

- Oh...

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I knew something was wrong because

my nails didn't grow at all yesterday.

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I guess they had a fight,

and he got drunk...

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You guys knew about this

and didn't tell us?

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He has sex,

and we get hit in our heads!

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- I want you to leave! Get out! Now!

- No! No!

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I want to stay and talk about this.

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Okay! All right. How was she?

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Uh-oh.

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- What?

- Was she good?

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Don't answer that.

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You said you wanted to talk about it.

Let's talk. How was she?

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- She was...

- Awful.

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- She was not good.

- Horrible. Nothing compared to you.

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She... She was different.

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JOEY: Ooh.

CHANDLER: Uh-oh.

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Good different?

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Nobody likes change.

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- Just stop!

- What? Okay! Okay! Okay!

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Should we do something?

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Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

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I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

I was disgusted with myself...

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...and this morning I was upset...

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...and then I got your message,

and I was so happy.

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And all I wanted was to get her out

of my apartment...

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Wait a minute.

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What time did your little friend leave?

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Uh...

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Oh, my God. She was there?

She was still there?

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She was in there when I was in there?

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[YELLING]

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Listen, the important thing is,

she meant nothing to me.

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And yet she was worth

jeopardizing our relationship!

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I didn't think there was

a relationship.

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- We'd broken up.

- We were on a break.

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That, for all I knew,

could last forever. That is a breakup.

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You're gonna get out of this

on a technicality?

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I'm not trying to "get out"

of anything.

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I thought our relationship was dead.

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Well, you sure had a hell of a time

at the wake.

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I don't think we should listen

to this anymore.

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What are you doing?

We can't go out.

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Why not? I'm hungry.

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Because they'll know

we've been listening.

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God! And to have to hear about it

from Gunther!

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Come on, I ran all over the place trying

to make sure that didn't happen!

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Oh, that is so sweet.

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I think I'm falling in love with you

all over again.

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We can go out.

They have other things to worry about.

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We'll be fine.

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Rachel, I wanted to tell you.

I thought I should.

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And then Chandler and Joey

convinced me not to!

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Wax the door shut.

We're never leaving.

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It's Phoebe. Someone has to take

my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak...

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...because it's 9: 15 now,

and I'm not there.

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None of this would've happened

if I didn't think...

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...you were having sex with Mark.

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All right.

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Let's say I had slept with Mark.

Would you have been able to forgive me?

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Yes, I would.

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You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me

and been naked with me...

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...and made love to me?

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Yes.

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If you knew that our hot, sweaty,

writhing bodies were...

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La, la, la, la, la, la!

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Okay. Okay, yeah.

I would have been devastated...

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...but I would still want

to be with you.

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Because, I mean, it's you.

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ALL:

Aw.

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What?

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Come on, tell me what you're thinking.

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I'm thinking...

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...I'm gonna order a pizza.

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Order a pizza, like...

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..."I forgive you"?

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Oh, man!

00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,216

Pizza?

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I like pizza.

00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,264

Put olives on the pizza.

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We could eat the wax! It's organic!

00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025

Oh, great. Food with hair on it.

00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,653

No, not the used wax.

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Because that would be crazy?

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Could I get in on that?

Because I'm kind of hungry myself.

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Fine.

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Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.

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- No anchovies.

- With, uh, extra anchovies.

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That's okay. I'll pick them off.

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And could you chop some up

and put it right in the sauce?

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You can have the last piece

if you want.

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Well, I should think so.

You slept with someone.

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They're gonna get through this,

aren't they?

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Yeah. Come on, it's Ross and Rachel.

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They've got to.

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What if they don't?

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You think I need a new walk?

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What?

00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,434

Well, I've been walking

the same way since high school.

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You know how some guys walk into

a room and everybody takes notice?

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I think I need a take-notice walk.

00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,944

Are you actually saying these words?

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What, now you're not even

talking to me?

00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:47,500

Look, Rachel, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I was out of my mind.

00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,252

I thought I'd lost you.

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How insane must I have been

to do something like this?

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I don't cheat, right?

That's not me. I'm not Joey!

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Whoa!

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Yeah, okay.

00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,019

Hey.

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It's 3 a.m. They don't

know that I've come home yet.

00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,901

You notice how they aren't

wondering where I am?

00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:18,072

You know,

people can be so self-involved.

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You know what? I'm not the one

that wanted that break.

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You're the one that bailed.

You're the one...

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...that ran the moment things

got rough.

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- That's...

- That's what?

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- That is neither here nor there.

- Here we are...

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...in a spot again. What do you want?

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How do you want to handle it?

You want to fight for us or bail?

00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,265

Look, I...

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I did a terrible, stupid,

stupid thing, okay?

00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,191

I'm sorry. I wish I could

take it back, but I can't.

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I just can't see us throwing away

something we know is so damn good.

00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,823

I love you so much.

00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,377

No, Ross! Don't!

00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,964

You can't just kiss me

and make it all go away.

00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,508

It doesn't work that way.

It doesn't just make it better.

00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,385

- Okay?

- Okay, okay.

00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,059

I think you should go.

00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,103

What?

00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,814

I really think you need to go now.

00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,526

Okay. Okay.

00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,323

This morning you said there was

nothing we couldn't work past it.

00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,200

What the hell did I know?

00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,411

There's got to be a way

we can work past this. Okay?

00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,581

I can't imagine my life without you.

00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,291

You know? Without...

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Without these arms...

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...and your face and heart...

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...your good heart, Rach, and...

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[SNIFFLING]

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No.

00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,852

I can't. You're a totally

different person to me now.

00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:17,692

I used to think of you as somebody

that would never, ever hurt me.

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Ever.

00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,905

Now I can't stop picturing you with her.

00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:26,867

I can't. It doesn't matter what you

say or what you do.

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It's just changed everything.

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Forever.

00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,051

[STAMMERS]

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This can't be it.

00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,769

Then how come it is?

00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,074

They've been quiet for a long time.

00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:09,660

Maybe she killed him.

00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,207

Let's go.

00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,904

Is that your new walk?

00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,369

No. I really have to pee.

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