Эпизод с лыжной поездкой

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This is the New York Times.

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Okay, may I see the comics?

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I thought you were

taking Ross to the game.

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- We are. He's meeting us here.

- No, Rachel's meeting us here.

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Come on.

They can be in the same room.

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- You should've been there last night.

- What happened?

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Ross was hanging out at our place.

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Rachel comes to borrow

moisturizer from Chandler...

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Hey.

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How hard is it to say "something"?

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Rachel came over to borrow "something."

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Anyway, her and Ross just started

yelling at each other.

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Why was he yelling at her?

He slept with someone else.

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He says they were on a break

when it happened...

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...so she should've

forgiven him by now.

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He is so unreasonable. God.

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Although I understand what he means.

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Oh, my God.

This is like 60 Minutes...

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...when at first you're mad

at that pharmaceutical company...

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...for making the drug.

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And then, you just feel bad

for the people because...

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...they needed

to make their hair grow.

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You know, this is like

when my parents got divorced.

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I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me

after Cub Scouts.

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I dreamed that Ross and Rachel

were still together.

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And we were all

hanging out and happy.

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I had the same dream.

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- And nobody slept with the Xerox girl.

- Oh, I had the opposite dream.

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Maybe it's gonna be okay.

I mean, it's been a week.

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It never takes me more than a week

to get over a relationship.

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It never takes you more than a shower

to get over a relationship.

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Let's go. Let's hit the road.

Let's get the show on it.

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Let me get coffee.

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I know the best coffeehouse.

And it's close.

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Closer than here?

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Oh, look. I found coffee.

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Okay, let's skedaddle.

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I'm not gonna drink

somebody's old coffee.

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Okay, Your Highness.

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"Rachel, I'm really sorry."

"Okay, Ross. Wanna get back together?"

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"Yeah, okay."

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Did anyone else hear that?

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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- Is he here?

- No.

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Here's your moisturizer.

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Hi.

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You guys are gonna love me.

Okay, check it out.

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Thursday night, five tickets.

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Calvin Klein lingerie show,

and you guys are coming with me.

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I said that out loud, right?

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Yes, it's just that

we kind of already...

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...made plans with Ross.

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RACHEL:

Oh. Well, okay.

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Well, there you go.

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It's just, he got this new

home-theater dealy...

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...and he wants us to check it out.

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He's excited about it too.

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He even recorded showtimes

on his answering machine.

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- We're sorry, honey.

RACHEL: Oh, it's okay.

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Rach, it's not that

we don't want to. Really.

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Are we talking models

in their underwear?

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And heels.

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Ross did ask us first,

and we set that night aside.

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Come on. If he asked you first,

it's only fair.

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PHOEBE:

Oh, boy, do I feel bad.

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MONICA:

Very bad.

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- Chandler, what are you doing?

- Chandler.

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Oh, my God.

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You're smoking again?

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Well, actually,

yesterday I was smoking again.

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Today I'm smoking, still.

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Why would you start again

after chewing all that quitting gum?

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This is just like

my parents' divorce...

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...which is when

I first started smoking.

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Weren't you 9?

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Yeah.

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I'm telling you something,

that first smoke after naptime...

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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That's great.

With my luck, that's him.

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Him? Ross?

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No, "Hymn" 253:

"His Eyes Are on the Sparrow."

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When my parents got divorced, I started

using humor as a defense mechanism.

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Hi. Uh, do you guys have

weekend plans?

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Because my sister says we can spend

the weekend at her cabin, skiing.

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I'm asking you first, right?

I'm playing by the rules.

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MONICA:

Absolutely.

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Chandler. You're smoking?

What are you doing?

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Shut up.

You're not my real mom.

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Could you close that window?

My nipples could cut glass.

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Really? Because mine

get me out of tickets.

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Look, I just wanna say I really

appreciate you spending time with me.

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It's been a hard time right now,

so I just want to say thanks.

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Somebody else hug him.

I have to stay by the window.

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Oh, hey, hey.

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How about this weekend, we have

a laser-disc marathon, okay?

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And maybe a tournament

on my new...

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...dart board. What do you think?

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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]

Two days of darts. It'll be great.

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It'll be great for next weekend.

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This weekend, guys.

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It'll be great for next weekend.

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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]

I mean, "lt'll be great."

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What's going on?

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We're, um, sort of invited to go skiing.

You know, Rachel's sister's cabin?

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So, for the whole weekend?

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We're really sorry,

but she did ask us first.

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That's okay. If you

all have to go away...

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...for the first weekend I'm

alone by myself...

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...then I totally understand.

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I can stay. I'm gonna stay.

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The last time I went,

I was afraid to leave the chair lift.

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I just went round and round.

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We need you to drive us there

in your grandmother's cab.

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- But you know what? I'll stay.

- No, I'll stay. He's my brother.

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- What, a "pity stay"?

- No.

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We're gonna have fun.

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We can make fudge.

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Pity food?

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You know what?

I don't need any of you to stay.

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Nobody stays.

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Well, then I might as well

offer to stay.

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JOEY:

Hey...

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Does anybody else feel bad about Ross?

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You think he's still mad?

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He's probably more mad since

you called him to borrow his goggles.

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What? Mine aren't tinted.

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Chandler.

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What?

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What does the sign say?

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"Beam me up, Jesus."

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The "No Smoking" sign.

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There's no smoking

in my grandmother's cab.

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Well, then I have to go

to the bathroom.

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Oh, please.

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No unscheduled stops.

You can go when we stop for gas.

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There's a rest stop right up there.

Come on, I really have to go.

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Oh, now I have to go.

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CHANDLER:

Here we go.

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CHANDLER: Brace yourself.

MONICA: What?

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MONICA:

Okay. Ow.

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- Aren't you gonna go?

- No, thanks.

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Rachel never pees in public restrooms.

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They never have any paper in there.

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So my rule is, "No tissue, no tushy."

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Well, if everybody's going...

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Don't close it.

The keys are in there.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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- What's going on?

- My lighter's in there.

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Damn. The tailpipe's

not hot enough to light this.

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I can open this.

Anybody got a coat hanger?

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Oh, I do.

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No, I took it out of my shirt

when I put it on this morning.

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So if your parents hadn't divorced...

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...you'd be able to answer a question

like a normal person?

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Look, I just need a wire something

to jimmy it.

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One of you give me

your bra underwire.

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What?

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Come on.

Who has the biggest boobs?

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Whoever has the biggest boobs,

has the biggest bra and wire.

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- No.

- It's too expensive.

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To get back in the car,

we need that wire.

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Your call.

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Monica's are the biggest.

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These tiny little non-breasts?

Please. It's gotta be Rachel.

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No, mine are deceptively small.

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I mean, I actually sometimes

stuff my bra.

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Well, then your bra would

still be big.

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No, I stuff outside the bra.

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Ladies, let's just compromise, okay?

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Phoebe, Rachel,

take off Monica's bra.

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All right, forget it, never mind.

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- You can have mine.

MONICA: Thank you.

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Chandler. What are you doing?

There's a trash can right there.

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I thought if I littered, that crying

Indian might come by and save us.

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There.

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Thank you, Phoebe.

That's very, very generous.

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Now, let's decide

who has the nicest ass.

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And there you go.

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MONICA:

Chandler.

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Well, at least let me smoke it

to the good part.

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Oh, no.

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- What's going on?

- What?

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Yeah, this has happened before.

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- So you know how to fix it?

- Yep. Put more gas in.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hi. What are you doing here?

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I was wondering,

when you and I split up...

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...did you get the tape that was

half the last episode of M.A.S. H...

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...and half the hostages coming home?

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But now it's Susan and me in Mexico

and the hostages coming home.

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Where's Ben?

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- He's sleeping.

- Ah. Ooh.

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Is this a bad time?

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Yeah, actually.

Susan's gonna be here any minute.

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- It's kind of an anniversary.

- Oh.

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I thought you guys

got married in January.

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A different kind of anniversary.

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Oh.

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So anyway...

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Candles, champagne...

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Yeah, anniversaries are great...

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...because love lasts forever,

you know?

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There's nothing like it

in this life. Money in the bank.

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So Rachel and I broke up.

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God, Ross, I am so sorry.

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You know what?

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I wanna talk about this so much...

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...but when we can really get into it.

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- You free for dinner tomorrow?

- I'd love that.

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Me too.

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I guess it all started

when Rachel got this new job.

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Triple A can pick us up.

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What town are we near?

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Freemont. Westmont.

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Uh, Westberg?

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Why are you answering?

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Do you know

what route we're on?

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We are definitely on Route 27.

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We are at a rest stop on Route 27...

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There is no Route 27.

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- Either 93 or 76.

RACHEL: I don't know.

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I always slept in the back

when we drove here.

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Can you just send someone up and down

76 and check every rest stop?

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And also 93?

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Okay.

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No, they don't do that.

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Somebody will come and save us.

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Who? Have you seen a car

in the last hour and a half?

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We should call Ross.

Maybe he can get a car to get us.

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I am not getting in a car with Ross.

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We will just have to...

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...live here.

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- But it's so cold.

- No.

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I won't get in a car with him.

Think of something else.

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Joey and Chandler are back.

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- So the going-for-help went well?

- Oh, yeah.

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Smokey Joe here got halfway

to the highway and collapsed.

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I have the lung capacity

of a 2-year-old.

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Then why are you smoking?

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It's very unsettling.

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Right? I mean,

it's pretty unbelievable.

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They just took off

without even looking back.

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I don't need them.

I've got you guys now as friends.

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You and Susan.

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Susan will be so pleased.

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[PAGER BEEPS]

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Seven-one-seven?

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Where's 717?

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You have more of these

for Susan, right?

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No, but that's okay.

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I'll just put out pickles

or something.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Ross, thank God.

ROSS: Pheebs?

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Why are you whispering?

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I ate a bug.

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Hey, Rach. The tampons here

are only a penny.

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Let's stock up.

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We're out of gas and don't know where

we are, so we can't get a tow truck.

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- Oh. Now you want a favor?

- Yes, please.

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I'm sorry your

car broke down, Pheebs...

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...but I'm too busy with some of

my real friends right now.

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But please call to let me know

you got home safely.

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Phoebe, hang on a second.

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Take my car.

Get your friends.

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No, I won't pick them up.

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We both know you'll do it

because you're not a jerk.

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So you can sulk here for half an hour,

then go get them...

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...or save time and sulk in the car.

- Rachel doesn't...

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I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark...

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...and you're the innocent victim

in this.

00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,263

But don't punish your friends

for what Rachel did.

00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,892

Yeah, you're right.

00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,229

Phoebe, hang on.

Ross wants to say something.

00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,148

What? You slept with someone else?

00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,777

We were on a break.

00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,280

We were... Yeah.

00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,575

Where are you? I'll find you.

00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,285

You slept with another woman?

00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,122

Oh, you're one to talk.

00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,211

Okay, done.

00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,506

What's "pleh"?

00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,884

That's "help" spelled backwards...

00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,221

...so that the helicopters can read it

from the air.

00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,809

Ha. What's "dufus" spelled backwards?

00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,479

RACHEL:

Car. Car.

00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,777

Oh, it's Ross on one of his drives.

00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,029

Hey.

00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,531

What is he doing here?

00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,658

He is saving your butt.

00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,036

Unless I'm stepping on

some toes here...

00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,079

...in which case,

I could just mosey on.

00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,790

I have plenty of people to help

on the interstate.

00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,376

JOEY: Come on.

MONICA: We need your help, please.

00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,545

RACHEL:

Fine. Fine.

00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,840

[JOEY YELLS]

00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:35,053

Oh, no. Now it's

not gonna make any sense.

00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,014

You guys...

00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,517

...what do we do about Ross?

He drove all the way up here.

00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,020

Just send him back,

then we'll go skiing?

00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,148

This is horrible.

It's just horrible.

00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,942

Should we ask Ross to come along?

00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,237

But what about Rachel?

How are we gonna even ask her?

00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,073

Ask me what?

00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,661

If, uh, it might be okay if

Ross came skiing?

00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,623

ALL:

No, I wasn't gonna ask that.

00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,753

You guys are unbelievable.

No, he cannot come.

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,130

- Excuse me?

CHANDLER: It's horrible.

00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:16,594

Oh, please? Can't I come

to your special, magical cabin?

00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,515

Why would you even want to come?

You're a horrible skier.

00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,559

Oh. Hitting me where it hurts.

My ski skills.

00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,770

Here we go again.

00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,605

I can't handle this, you guys.

00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,024

I can handle it.

"Handle" is my middle name.

00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,861

Actually, it's the middle part

of my first name.

00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,657

All right, Pheebs, your cab's ready.

00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,866

Let's go.

00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,576

You're welcome.

00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,497

I'm sorry. Were you speaking

to me, or sleeping with someone else?

00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,083

We were on a break.

00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,878

Why don't you just put that

on your answering machine?

00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,881

It's valid, and I'm not the only one

who thinks so.

00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,299

Monica agrees with me.

00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,093

What?

00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,387

I don't know.

00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,098

You said it last night.

00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,768

What I said

was that I understood.

00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,771

Joey is the one who agreed with you.

00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,690

Really, Joey?

00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,276

What?

00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,488

You know what?

There is no right or wrong here.

00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,199

I think it's very obvious

who's wrong here.

00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,451

Obviously not to Joey.

00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,205

What?

00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,294

ROSS: Joey and Monica feel like I do.

RACHEL: You and this innocent act.

00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,338

Hey, guess who I am?

00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,636

[ARGUING]

00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,973

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey.

00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,059

Look what you're doing to Chandler.

00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,358

Look. We know that this is

really, really hard for you guys.

00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,361

You don't have to love each other.

00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,240

You don't even have to like

each other much right now.

00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,285

But please find a way

to be around each other.

00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,121

And not put us in the middle.

00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:12,335

Otherwise, I mean, that's just it

for us hanging out together.

00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,587

Is that what you want?

00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,132

Can you be civil?

00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,511

- Yeah.

- I can.

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,682

Good, let's get back in the car.

It's freezing...

00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,726

...and my chest is unsupported.

00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,895

Wait a second.

00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,940

I mean, what are we doing?

Who's going with who?

00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,696

Look, you guys should go.

00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,200

You know,

you planned this all out...

00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,412

...and I don't wanna ruin it.

So just go.

00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,706

- You drove all the way up here.

- No, no, no.

00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,209

I've gotta take

the car back anyway.

00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,670

I'm spending all day

tomorrow with Ben.

00:20:55,879 --> 00:21:00,049

It's fine, okay? Just go.

No guilt, I promise.

00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,969

Thank you.

00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,181

MONICA:

We'll call you when we get back.

00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,060

Maybe we can, like,

go to a movie or something.

00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,770

Or the rodeo.

00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,607

- That would be great.

- Okay.

00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:21,070

I was being Shelley Winters

from The Poseidon Adventure.

00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,156

I know.

00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,874

PHOEBE:

Bye.

00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,546

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,387

[HORN HONKS]

00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,060

[DOORBELL RINGING]

00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,735

- Ross.

- Hi. Sorry I'm late.

00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,446

- Were you sleeping?

- Uh, no.

00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,989

Oh, great.

00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,452

I had to get you a new battery.

I got the best I could.

00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,495

You don't want to skimp there.

00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,830

You're a genius.

00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,540

It came to about $112.

00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,168

But what the hell,

call it an even 110?

00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,629

I'll pay you tomorrow. Bye.

00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,299

So they, uh, all took off.

00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,635

It was pretty hard

watching them go, you know?

00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,471

Yeah, okay. Bye.

00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,769

ROSS:

So I'm gonna take off then.

00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,195

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