Эпизод с кассетой гипноза

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What's so funny?

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Oh, nothing. It's an acting exercise.

I'm practicing my fake laugh.

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Oh.

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[LAUGHING]

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What? What's so funny?

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GUNTHER:

Oh, no, no.

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No, no. There's none of that in here.

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Oh, come on.

At least let me finish this last one.

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Okay, but only if you give me a drag.

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Okay.

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[GROANS]

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Oh, dark mother, once again

I suckle at your smoky teat.

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Why don't you hold on to that one.

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That's, like, the least fun game ever.

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I'm sick of your smoking,

so I brought something...

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...that is going to help you quit.

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Oh.

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That patch is no good.

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[LAUGHING]

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It's a hypnosis tape.

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A woman at work used it for two weeks

and hasn't smoked since.

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Ha!

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What's your problem?

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Nothing. It's just that

hypnosis is beyond crap.

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I watched you get hypnotized

in Atlantic City.

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That guy did not hypnotize me, okay?

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You always pull your pants down

and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.

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Forget hypnosis.

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The way to quit smoking is

to dance naked in a field of heather...

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...and then bathe in the sweat

of six healthy young men.

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Or what my father calls

"Thursday night."

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- Here you go.

- I didn't want cinnamon on this.

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Sorry.

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- Hi. Hi.

- Oh, my God! Frank!

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Ha, ha. Hi. How are you?

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What are you doing here?

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I would've called,

but I lost your number.

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And then, uh, my mom locked me out

of the house, so I couldn't find it.

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And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone,

and the receiver was cut off.

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What happened?

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Uh, oh. Vandalism.

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But also, what happened

between you and your mom?

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We got in a fight. She said that

I was too immature to get married.

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- You're getting married?

- Oh, yeah.

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Aah!

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My little brother's getting married! Ha, ha.

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I knew you'd be so cool about this.

Uh, hey, do you wanna meet her?

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Do I?

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Do you?

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Yeah, I do.

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Cool, all right.

She's just parking the truck.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get

my, uh, fiancée, man!

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[LAUGHS]

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I'd have bet good money that he'd be

the first one of us to get married.

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Isn't it fantastic?

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Yeah, but don't you think he's

a little young to get married?

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- What? He's 18.

- It'll be illegal for him to drink...

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...at his own bachelor party.

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Yeah, or to get a hooker.

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Always illegal, Joe.

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FRANK:

Hey! Hey!

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This is, uh, my fiancée...

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...Mrs. Knight.

- Ha-ha-ha.

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- [WHISPERS] That's my sister.

- You know, it's funny.

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Frank told me so much about you,

but you're not how I pictured you at all.

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Yeah, I'm a big surprise.

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- Here you go. Here, grab a seat.

- Oh.

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So how did you guys meet?

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Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's...

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I mean, Alice. Sorry.

I always do that. Ha, ha.

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[LAUGHING]

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I was in her Home Ec class.

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He was my best student.

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She was my best teacher.

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Aww.

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If that doesn't keep kids in school,

what will?

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And so now you guys

are gonna be married?

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Yeah. Ha, ha.

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We talked about just living together,

but, um...

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...we wanna have kids right away.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, my God!

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Great!

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Wow, kids. Frank,

are you sure you're ready for that?

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How hard can it be?

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You know, I mean, you know, babies.

Who doesn't want babies? Right?

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And besides,

I never had a dad around.

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And now I always will,

because it'll be me.

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[LAUGHING]

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Really, we do realize that there's

an age difference between us.

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Good. Because you were

acting like you didn't.

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But when it comes to love,

what does age matter?

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[BOTH GROWLING]

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[FRANK HISSES AND ALICE LAUGHS]

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FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]:

You are falling fast asleep.

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Deeper, deeper, deeper.

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You are now completely asleep.

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You don't need to smoke.

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Cigarettes don't control you.

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You are a strong, confident woman...

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...who does not need to smoke.

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A strong, confident woman.

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You know what? I realized in the last year

I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.

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You gotta help me out. Set me up.

Get me back in the game.

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Shouldn't be a problem. I work in fashion,

and all I meet are eligible straight men.

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Can I get you something else?

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Cheesecake and a date,

if you're giving them out.

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Heh. Haven't we covered that topic?

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- You just said to her...

- You wanna go out with me...

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...because of my wig, the big boobs,

and I serve you food.

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If that were true,

I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth.

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And the two times we went out,

it was plain awkward.

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[LAUGHS]

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You think she should go out with me,

don't you?

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Ha, ha.

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Well, I mean...

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...are you sure

you wanna go out with her?

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That ain't a pretty picture

in the morning, know what I mean?

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That wig all in disarray,

and boobs flung over the nightstand.

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Really. Think about it.

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Oh, I will. Ha-ha-ha.

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No, I know.

I know that this is Frank's life.

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You know?

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I don't wanna be judgmental,

but it's sick. It's sick and wrong!

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What, is it the age thing?

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No, I'm fine with the age thing...

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...until it sticks its tongue

down my brother's throat.

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Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.

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You think he'll enjoy it

when he's up to his elbows in diapers...

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...of all the babies

they have to have right away?

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This is not fair to Frank,

and it's not fair to the babies.

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You know what?

It's not good home economics.

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Have you told him how you feel?

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Yes. Not out loud.

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If you don't tell him, soon he'll be

married, then you'll hate yourself.

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Yeah, but if I do tell him,

then he's gonna hate myself.

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Look at him and his mom.

I can't.

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But you guys can.

You talk him out of it.

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[IN UNISON]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Come on, you guys.

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You have nothing to lose.

I have everything to lose.

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Do you want me to lose everything?

Everything?

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[IN UNISON]

No.

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Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.

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We're walking down the street,

and I turn to you and say:

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"Let's go hang out at

Totally Nude Nudes." Remember?

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And then, heh, you say,

"Let's just hang out at your place."

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Well, that was a nice move, dumb-ass.

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I think you should

go out with this guy.

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No, he doesn't do anything for me.

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Last Saturday night, what happened

on Walker, Texas Ranger?

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Well, um, Walker was looking

for this big busload of kids. Heh.

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All right, I get your point.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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I forgot the combination to this

about a year ago.

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I just carry it around.

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- You got any Chap Stick?

- Uh, yeah.

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Hey, how are those tapes working out?

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Pretty good. Good.

I haven't smoked yet today.

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I feel great and confident.

That is a stunning blouse.

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Thank you.

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- Here you go.

- Thanks.

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Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance.

He was funny. He seems really nice.

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That check thing was adorable.

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What check thing?

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As a joke, this customer who has a

crush on me, gave me a $20,000 tip.

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His number's on the check.

He did it so I'd call.

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Pete Becker. Pete...

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[SCOFFS]

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Is this him?

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That's Bill Clinton.

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Who's he hugging?

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Oh, my God. That's Pete.

Why is Bill hugging Pete?

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This guy invented Moss 865.

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Every office in the world

uses that program.

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- We use it!

- There you go!

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Oh, my God. Monica's gonna go out

with a millionaire.

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- No, I'm not gonna go out with him.

- Oh, my God.

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I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check.

This is so exciting.

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Or incredibly offensive.

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Yeah, sure. That too.

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What?

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All we're saying is,

don't rush into anything.

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Come on, think about it.

You're 18, okay? She's 44.

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When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.

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You don't think I know that?

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Look, the point is...

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...there's a lot of women

you haven't had sex with yet.

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Yeah, he's right. He's right.

This is your time, you know?

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You're young. You're weird.

Chicks dig that.

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But isn't sex better when it's with

one person that you really care about?

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Yeah, in a poem, maybe.

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No, the man's right.

That's what I had with Rachel.

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You don't have it anymore?

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No, I, uh... I slept with someone else.

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So wait. So how did that

make things better?

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It didn't.

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What you used to have with Rachel

is what I got with Alice.

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Now what is that like?

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It's so cool, man.

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It's because being with her is so

much better than not being with her.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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- Why can't I find that?

- I had it and I blew it.

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- Well, I want it!

- You can have it.

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Maybe I can't.

Maybe there's something wrong with me.

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No, it's out there, man.

I've seen it! I got it!

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- Then you hold on to it!

- All right, man!

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All right! Congratulations,

you lucky bastard!

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You're Frank's best man?

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I couldn't help it.

Their love is so pure.

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What about you, huh?

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I'm the ring bearer.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Hi! Oh, Alice, hi. Thanks.

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I'm so glad you could come.

I've got a real, um, Home Ec emergency.

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- Oh, my God. Who died on this?

- Yeah, I know.

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It's a real "mustard-tastrophe."

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[LAUGHING]

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- Can you help me?

- Absolutely.

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Okay, first, we'll start

with a little club soda and salt.

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- Then if that doesn't work...

- You know what? Forget it. It's ruined.

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Oh, no, never say that. If you can't

get it out, cut around the stain...

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...add a little lace,

you make a stylish throw.

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[LAUGHS]

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Or instead, maybe you could just

not marry my brother, Frank?

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Can we make it smaller?

Make it fit on the head of a pin?

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I love when we make things

fit on the head of a pin.

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- Got it, yeah.

- Yeah, okay.

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[INTERCOM BUZZES]

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RECEPTIONIST:

You have Monica Geller here.

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Uh, absolutely. Yeah, send her in.

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PETE:

Hi.

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What the hell is this?

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Hang on for a sec.

I'll talk to you in the morning?

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You got it.

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- I'm sorry. What?

- What's this supposed to mean?

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Well, you know,

I never know how much to tip.

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You double the tax.

Not double the tax of Romania.

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I mean, what's the deal?

Are you trying to buy me?

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Is this the way you get girls

to go out with you?

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Uh, I'm still here.

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You're taking this wrong.

If I didn't leave you that tip...

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...you wouldn't have come,

we wouldn't have this argument...

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...and there wouldn't be this,

uh, heat between us.

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- What?

- Come on.

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You gotta admit that our relationship

is hitting a new level now.

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You were the chef,

and I was the customer.

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But now we're this couple that fights.

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Okay, um...

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...you're a loon.

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Look, forget the check, okay?

I like you.

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I think you're great.

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Come on, what do you say?

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I don't know.

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Why not?

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I don't wanna encourage this behavior.

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One meal.

That's all I'm asking for. Please?

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We go out, we eat.

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If you don't have a good time,

I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.

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FRANK: Hi.

- Aah! No!

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Wait, no. Just put the mail down.

It's me.

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Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark?

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Well, um, your laundry smelled so good

that I thought I'd curl up in it.

00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,385

- Is that all right?

- Yeah, sure.

00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,178

So how was your day?

00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,140

It's just probably the worst one

since I've been alive.

00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,395

What, um...? What happened?

00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,772

Um, Alice, uh...

00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,191

She, uh, called it off.

00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,901

Oh, no.

00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,572

Did, um... Did she say why?

00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,575

Uh, no, not really.

Just that I was too young.

00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,578

I don't see how I could

suddenly be too young...

00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,207

...because I'm older than I was

when we first got together.

00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,211

Yeah, yeah, no, I don't...

00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:50,216

I don't know. But you know what?

Maybe it's just all for the best.

00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,970

Well, yeah, if the best is

like unbelievable pain.

00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,264

Oh, sweetie.

00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,726

You know, I was just finally happy.

00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,603

For the first time in my life...

00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,231

...after my dad left me...

00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:10,570

...and then getting arrested

for stealing those birds...

00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,532

...and then the whole

punctured-lung thing.

00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,328

It's still really hard to take

deep breaths in cold weather...

00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,458

...but with Alice,

all that stuff kind of went away.

00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,130

And now it's gone,

and I don't know why.

00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:35,094

Ugh. Well, I can tell you why.

It's because of me.

00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,474

But you know what? I only did it

because I love you, okay?

00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:46,355

- What?

- Um, I kind of had a little chat with Alice...

00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,734

...and I sort of made her see

why you two shouldn't be together.

00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,237

And you'll see it too, one day.

You really, really will.

00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,948

Wait a minute.

This is because of you?

00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,158

Okay...

00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,495

Wait, no. My mother didn't want us

to be together...

00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,581

...but the worst thing she did

was tie me to the porch.

00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,792

Okay, but...

00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,545

I came to you because

I thought you'd understand.

00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,006

Oh, no!

00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467

No... Ugh.

00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803

I would storm out of here...

00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,807

...if I had some money

or a place to go.

00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,646

[BUZZER BUZZES]

00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,023

Oh, my God! The millionaire's here!

00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234

Oh, my God!

00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,533

Guys, please.

I'm just gonna have dinner with him.

00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:43,496

Okay, just because he buys you dinner

does not mean you owe him anything.

00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,124

I know.

00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,961

Okay, then get the lobster.

00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:54,841

MONICA: Hey.

- Hi.

00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,217

- Hi.

- Hey.

00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,593

Hello.

00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,013

Hey, how much cash you got

in your pocket right now?

00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,603

And that's why I'm not

inviting you in for a drink. Bye.

00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,814

RACHEL:

Why not? Hey, come in for drink.

00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,401

- Where do you wanna go?

- You like pizza?

00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,029

- Oh, that sounds great.

- I know a great little place.

00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,246

You're not paying for the pizza.

00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,958

Come on, it's only fair.

You paid for the flight.

00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,710

Is that enough lira?

00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,212

Uh, I'd throw another 1000 on that.

00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,299

- How much is that?

- That's about 60 cents.

00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,260

[GIGGLING]

00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,931

[GRUNTS]

00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,937

Every night!

00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,025

FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]:

You don't need to smoke.

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694

Cigarettes don't control you.

00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,531

You are a strong, confident woman...

00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,492

...who does not need to smoke.

00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,954

A strong, confident woman...

00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,333

...who does not need to smoke.

00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,127

So can I.

00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,760

PHOEBE:

Hey, Frank.

00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,806

Look, I know that you think I did

this totally evil thing.

00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,433

But I so didn't.

00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,646

Someone's here who can explain this

better than I can.

00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,690

DAVEY [ON TV]:

We can go look.

00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,319

Hi, Frank.

00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,284

Hi, Mrs. Knight.

00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,789

Phoebe's right, Frank.

00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,335

It's hard to hear, but it would've

been wrong to go through with it.

00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,254

I was being selfish.

00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,299

Even though we want

the same things right now...

00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,344

...in the future, we may not.

00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,014

- Is that what it is?

- Yes, but not just that.

00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,308

Right, not just that.

00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:17,525

Even though we love each other

as much as we do...

00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,652

...nonetheless...

00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,864

- Nonetheless.

- Nonetheless.

00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,702

Um...

00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,205

You're too young...

00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,042

...to really know what you want.

00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,211

That's right, exactly.

00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,674

That's a goodbye kiss.

That's good.

00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,386

Bye-bye.

00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,850

The important thing is,

is that you see what I'm saying.

00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,728

This is clearly wrong.

00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,773

I've decided I'm gonna

let this happen.

00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,860

Okay, can I just get my purse?

00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,654

FRANK: Mmm.

- Okay, all right, good.

00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,120

FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]:

Cigarettes don't control you.

00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,373

You are a strong, confident woman...

00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,418

...who does not need to smoke.

00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,840

JOEY [ON RECORDING]:

Joey's your best friend.

00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,553

You wanna make him

a cheese sandwich every day.

00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:35,061

And you also wanna buy him

hundreds of dollars worth of pants.

00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,776

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