Эпизод с крошечной футболкой

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GUNTHER:

"Say, Rachel...

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...I was wondering if you'd like to go

to a movie with me sometime...

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...as my lover."

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Mm. Too out there.

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"Maybe you'd just like to get

something to eat with me sometime...

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...as my lover."

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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All right, let's go shopping.

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You know, before we go, uh,

there's something I need to say.

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- Oh. Okay.

- Okay.

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[SIGHS]

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I've kind of had this, uh...

This crush on you.

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But since you were with Ross,

I didn't do anything about it.

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Now that you're not, I'd really

like to ask you out sometime.

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So that's what I'm doing now.

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Wow. Um...

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[CRASH IN KITCHEN]

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I dropped a cup.

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So that's why within a few years,

that voice recognition...

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...is gonna be pretty much standard

on any computer.

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You know, so you could be, like,

"Wash my car. Clean my room."

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It's not gonna be able to do

any of those things...

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...but it'll understand

what you're saying.

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- Oh, this was so great.

- Yeah, it was.

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All right, then.

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Bye.

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Hello, people who do not live here.

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BOTH: Hi.

- Hello.

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I gave you a key for emergencies.

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We were out of Doritos.

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Hey, how'd the date go

with Mr. Millionaire?

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"Mr. Millionaire.

New, from Snooty Playthings.

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Third wife sold separately."

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He's great. I mean,

we have such a good time together.

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He's so funny and so sweet.

And I'm not attracted to him at all.

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- Still?

MONICA: No.

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It's driving me crazy. I mean, in every

other way, he's like the perfect guy.

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He has everything.

Plus, he actually has everything.

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Life-sized lmperial Storm Troopers

from Sharper lmage?

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Two.

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Wow. Can Joey and I

put them on and fight?

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Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy.

I am a big old baddy.

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I guess he must've gotten the part

in that play.

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- Oh.

- Either that or Gloria Estefan was right.

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Eventually, the rhythm

is going to get you.

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- Joe, how's it going?

- Good.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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Ah, so you're playing Adrianne, huh?

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Yes. Are you one

of the retarded cousins?

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No, no. Uh, I'm playing your husband,

Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani.

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Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller.

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Heh. So the, uh, play's pretty great, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

I love Jennifer Banberry's work.

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She's so brilliantly incisive...

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...when it comes to deconstructing

the psyche of the middle class.

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Oh, forget about it. She rocks. Ha, ha.

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Where do I know you from?

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Dr. Drake Ramoray?

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Days of our Lives?

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Voted most datable neurosurgeon

by Teen Beat?

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No, that's not it.

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So you're a soap actor.

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Well, this must be exciting for you,

being in a real play. Hmm?

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Hey, I've done plays before.

I'm a serious actor.

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That infomercial.

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For the milk-carton-spout thing.

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You're the guy who doesn't

know how to pour milk.

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See, I actually can pour milk.

But I got you believing that I couldn't.

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Ha, ha. Now, see, that's acting.

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Right. At the end, you choked

on a cookie.

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Yeah, that was real.

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- Wow. I cannot believe Mark asked you out.

- I know.

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Well, So, what are you gonna tell him?

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Well, I told him I would think about it,

but I'm gonna tell him no.

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PHOEBE:

Huh.

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I mean, I think I'd say no

to anybody right now.

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Oh, but it was so strange.

I mean, I'm standing there...

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...with this charming, cute guy

who's asking me to go out with him...

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...which I'm allowed to do...

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...and I felt guilty, you know,

like I'd be cheating on Ross or something.

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Wow. So, okay, maybe that means...

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...that you're not over Ross yet

and you have issues with your father.

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- I don't have any issues with my father.

- Okay, so it's probably just the Ross thing.

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I hate this woman. I hate her.

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She told everyone in the company

about that infomercial...

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...and now they all keep asking me

to open their drinks.

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Okay? And whenever I can't do it,

they're all, like, laughing at me.

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- Hello.

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hey.

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So Rachel called.

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Wants to see me.

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Going over in a minute.

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- Wow. What do you think she wants?

- Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted...

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...and she realizes that life without me...

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...sucks.

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It's possible. You are very lovable.

I'd miss you if I broke up with you.

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Just trying to be supportive.

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Well, be supportive like a guy.

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[IN DEEP VOICE]

If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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You, uh, wanted to see me?

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Yeah.

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Uh, here's a box of your stuff.

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- What?

- Uh, it's just like hats and a shirt and CD's.

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Just sort of stuff that you've left here.

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What are you doing? Are you trying

to hurt me or something?

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No.

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Ross.

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It just seems that, you know,

it's time we, you know, move on.

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I mean, don't you think?

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- Yes.

- Yeah.

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- Yes, I do.

- Good.

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Yeah, I really do.

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Hey...

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This was a gift.

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Ross, you got that for free

from the museum gift shop.

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It's still a gift.

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I got it from the gift shop.

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Okay. All right. Give me the mug.

I'll keep the mug.

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No. You know, don't do me any favors.

In fact, where...

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Where's the rest of my stuff? Huh?

Like my, um...

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Hey. This book is mine.

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And that T-shirt you sleep in?

I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.

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You know how much I love that T-shirt.

You never even wear that T-shirt.

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I'm just trying to help you move on.

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Oh, you are a petty man.

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You are a petty, petty...

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- Petty...

...petty, petty...

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...small...

...small...

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You are so just doing this

out of spite.

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Uh-uh. No, no, no.

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I'm gonna wear this all the time.

I love this shirt.

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You haven't worn that since you were 15.

It doesn't even fit you anymore.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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Now, if you don't mind,

I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff...

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...and relax...

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...in my favorite shirt.

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You have a pleasant evening.

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So you're, like, a zillionaire.

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And you're our age. You're our age.

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You know what?

You should, like, buy a state...

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...and then just name it after yourself.

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What, like, "Pete Dakota"?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Or "Mississi-Pete."

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[LAUGHS]

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Ooh, ooh, I got it: "Pete Chicago."

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That's not a state, Joe.

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Oh, and "Mississi-Pete" is?

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I gotta go, so, uh,

I'll see you guys later.

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- Okay. You're our age.

- Okay.

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So, uh, are we on for tomorrow?

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Absolutely.

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Now get out of here, you.

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Okay, I'm running out of places

I can touch him.

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Is there something wrong with me?

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I mean, why am I only attracted to guys

where there's no future?

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Either they're too old

or they're too young.

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And there's Pete,

who's crazy about me...

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...and he's absolutely perfect,

and there's, like, zip going on.

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Seriously. Does it sound like

something's wrong with me?

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Yeah, kind of.

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Happy? Is that what

I'm supposed to be, Vic?

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Happy?

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Well, why don't you tell me

what you're supposed to be? Huh?

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Because I sure as hell can't figure it out.

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I talk to you, and nothing.

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You look at me, and it's nothing.

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Nothing.

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[GROANS]

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Tasty.

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I'm really starting to feel like

you guys have a history. It's nice.

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- I have a question about this scene.

MAN: Yes.

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Well, I don't understand

why Adrianne's attracted to Victor.

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Peel the onion.

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First of all, he's good-looking.

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Yeah.

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I think my character is gonna need

a bit more of a reason than that.

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Oh, hey, how about this one?

Uh, it says so in the script.

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You know, I don't know why

my character likes you either.

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I mean, it says in the script here

that you're a bitch.

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- It doesn't say that in the script.

- It does in mine.

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I can blow-dry it, I can put gel on it.

It doesn't matter.

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I still wind up with this

little cowlick-y thing...

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...on the middle part of my head.

It's so annoying.

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- Does it bug you?

- You bug me.

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Is there any chance you didn't see that?

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CHANDLER:

Ross, you gotta stop, okay?

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You can't just stare through

the peephole for three hours.

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You're gonna get peep-eye.

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I knew it. I knew it.

I always knew she liked him.

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She'd say no, but here we are, right?

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We just broke up,

first thing she does.

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You didn't just break up.

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Hey, it's been, like, three weeks.

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You slept with somebody three hours

after you thought you broke up.

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I mean, bullets have left guns slower.

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ROSS:

Here they come. Here they... Oh.

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If she kisses him good night,

I'm gonna kill myself. I swear.

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I can't watch.

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Come on. Date over. Date over.

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- Here we go. She's going in.

- Okay.

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She's going in. Ha, ha.

Wait. He's going in.

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He's going in.

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The door's closed. I can't see

anything with the door closed.

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And the inventor of the door

rests happily in his grave.

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Okay, I have to do something.

I mean, I have to stop it.

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- Stop what?

- I don't know.

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But I have a feeling

that my being there will do it.

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I'll go over and I will borrow something.

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- Juice. I need juice.

- No.

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- You can't.

- A little help.

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- They must be stopped.

- I am your friend...

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...and I am not gonna let you do this.

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You are surprisingly strong.

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- I need juice. People need juice.

- Look, man...

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- People need juice. Juice. They need...

- Listen to me.

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She's moving on, okay? If it's not

this guy, it's gonna be somebody else.

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And unless you're thinking about

subletting my peephole...

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...you are gonna have to get used

to the fact that the relationship is over.

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Okay, man? It's over.

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- Yeah, okay.

- Okay.

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It's just I miss her so much.

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I know.

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Why do all your coffee mugs

have numbers on the bottom?

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Oh, that's so Monica can keep track.

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That way, if one of them is missing,

she can be like, "Where's number 27?"

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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You know what?

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No, and I don't think

I'm gonna want to.

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I can't do this.

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Yep. Yep.

That's what I didn't want to know.

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Yeah. Oh, Mark, I'm just doing this

for the wrong reasons, you know?

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I'm just doing it to get back at Ross.

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I'm sorry. It's not very fair to you.

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Ah. Fair, shmair. You know?

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Look, you wanna get back at Ross,

I am here for you.

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Really.

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No, no. I say we get back at him right here

on this couch. Right here.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm sorry about this.

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That's okay.

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- You sure?

- Yeah.

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I can just go home

and get back at him by myself.

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WOMAN: And should become

the penicillin of the 21 st century.

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And so today, this hospital

is about to take major steps...

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...toward leading that revolution.

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- It is truly ironic.

- Hey. Can I ask you something?

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Where are we?

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Well, with all these doctors and nurses...

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...I'm gonna say, Midget Rodeo.

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Just tell me the truth.

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Okay.

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Um, you know, I don't think

I told you this...

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...but, um, I just recently got out

of a really serious relationship.

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Oh, right. Wasn't that like a year ago?

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So I did tell you.

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Okay, well, you know,

that's not really the thing.

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The thing is, is that right now

I'm just in a place in my life...

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...where I just need to focus on me.

- Mm.

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- Do you know what I mean?

- Oh, yeah, I know.

00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:54,429

- I so want to be attracted to you.

- But you're not. Okay. Good.

00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,347

I'm sorry.

00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,102

You know what? Don't be.

This is not...

00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,396

Don't be, because it's not so bad.

00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,775

- It's not?

- Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi.

00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,613

Or someone you find attractive.

00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,825

I just think, you know...

00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,579

...that you might end up

feeling differently.

00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,917

Well, look, I don't want this

to come out wrong...

00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:30,173

...but, uh, you seem awfully confident

for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.

00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,842

Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?

00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,679

Uh, listen. Let's...

You wanna get something to eat?

00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,182

Because this place is kind of depressing.

00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:45,229

WOMAN: Now the man who made

this possible, Mr. Peter Becker.

00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,939

One second.

00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,149

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:59,368

I don't think this town is big enough

for the both of us to relax in.

00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,082

Draw.

00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,295

I wasn't doing anything.

00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,262

Uh-oh. What did she do now?

00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:23,309

Just because she went to Yale Drama,

she thinks she's, like, the greatest actress...

00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,187

...since sliced bread.

00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,899

Ah, Sliced Bread.

A wonderful Lady Macbeth.

00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:34,362

God, I just... I hate her. I hate her

with her "Oh, I'm so talented"...

00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,449

...and "Oh, I'm so pretty,"

and "Oh, I smell so good."

00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,828

I think somebody has a crush

on somebody.

00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,872

Hey, Chandler, can we please try

and stay focused on my problem here?

00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,082

You know?

00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,669

I'm talking about you, you big, big freak.

00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,256

Oh.

00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,842

Oh. You're out of your mind.

00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,761

Hey, you've done nothing

but talk about her for the last 48 hours.

00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,221

If you were in school yard...

00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,683

...you'd be pulling her pigtails

and pushing her down now.

00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,352

Oh, yeah? Then how come

I keep thinking about her...

00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,355

...in all these sexual scenarios

and stuff, huh?

00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,866

Happy? Is that what I'm

supposed to be, Vic? Happy?

00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,994

Well, why don't you tell me what

you're supposed to be, huh?

00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,580

Because I sure as hell

can't figure it out.

00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,207

I talk to you, and it's nothing.

00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,085

You look at me, and nothing.

00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,308

Nothing.

00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,564

You guys make me fly.

00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,942

High.

00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,946

Okay, we're gonna pick it up here

tomorrow.

00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,618

- Well, that was, uh...

- Better?

00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,163

Yeah, yeah, it was definitely...

00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,040

...an improvement.

00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,292

- Good night.

JOEY: Uh, Kate.

00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,793

Yeah?

00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,671

You, uh... You forgot your shoes.

00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,090

[LAUGHING]

00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,801

I'm probably gonna need those, huh?

00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,350

- Okay.

- Hey, listen...

00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,478

...you, uh, feel like getting

a cup of coffee?

00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,064

- Um... Yo.

- Kate.

00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,149

- You ready to go?

- Yeah.

00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,904

Very nice. Very nice.

00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,366

So, um...

00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,369

- See you tomorrow, huh?

- Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,037

- Right.

- Good night.

00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,340

Hey.

00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,552

Why isn't it "Spiderman"?

00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,596

You know, like Goldman, Silverman?

00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,808

Because it's not his last name.

00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,186

- It isn't?

- No, it's not, like...

00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,021

Like Phil Spiderman.

00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,442

He's a spider...

00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,152

...man.

00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,407

You know, like, uh...

Like Goldman is a last name.

00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,909

But there's no gold man.

00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,370

Oh, okay.

00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,205

There should be a Gold Man.

00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,418

- Hey.

MONICA: Hey, Rach.

00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,211

- How was work?

- Oh, great.

00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,381

Although I did sit down

where there wasn't a chair.

00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,718

By the way, Ross dropped by

a box of your stuff.

00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:47,221

Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming.

00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,392

I'm just gonna throw it out.

It's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...

00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,145

Something wrong?

00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,239

Hmm. No. Nothing.

00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,791

So, uh, what kind of powers

would Gold Man have?

00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,212

Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold.

00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:24,925

- What about things that are already gold?

- Ah. His work is done.

00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,845

Okay, let's play my game.

00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,096

Okay.

00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,975

All right, you yellow-bellied,

lily-livered...

00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,477

Draw.

00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,773

Yeah, it's fun.

00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,817

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