Эпизод с кукольным домиком

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...is the only woman you ever wanted

who didn't want you back?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Is this what it's like to be you?

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- Wow, you're really crazy about her, huh?

- Oh. You have no idea.

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And when we're on-stage,

I get to kiss her and touch her.

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But then she goes home

with the director...

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...and it's like somebody's

ripping out my heart.

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Oh, it's so great to see you

feeling like this.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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Monica, uh, Dad called this morning...

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...and, uh, Aunt Sylvia passed away.

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Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We were all pretty shaken up about it.

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Wait, am I missing something?

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Because I always thought death

was supposed to be sad, in a way.

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Well, uh, Aunt Sylvia was...

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...well, not a nice person.

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No, she was a cruel, cranky old bitch.

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And I'm sorry she died.

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Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

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- You get the dollhouse.

- I get the dollhouse.

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Wow. A house for dolls. That is so cool.

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When I was a kid, I had a barrel.

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Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel

for a dollhouse?

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No, just a barrel.

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You know what?

You can play with my dollhouse.

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- Really? Really?

- Any time you want.

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When I was younger, all I wanted to do

was to play with this dollhouse.

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But no. It was to be looked at,

but never played with.

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My grandmother used to say

that exact same thing to me.

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- Hey, Sophie.

- Hey, Rach.

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BOTH:

Hey.

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Thanks for lunch, Chandler.

You didn't have to walk me here.

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Oh, that's okay. No problem.

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Honey, you do realize we don't keep

the women's lingerie here in the office.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Yes, I realize that.

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- Summer catalog.

- That's the stuff.

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Rachel, I need the Versace invoice.

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Hello. You don't work for me.

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RACHEL: Joanna, this is my friend

Chandler Bing. Joanna.

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Bing? Heh. That's a great name.

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Thanks, it's Gaelic for,

"Thy turkey's done."

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[CHUCKLES]

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- So, uh, I'm gonna go. Nice meeting you.

- You too.

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RACHEL:

Bye, Chandler.

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So, uh, what's wrong with him?

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Oh, nothing. He's just goofy like that.

I actually hardly notice it anymore.

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Oh, no, no, no. I mean, is he, um, married

or involved with anyone?

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No, no. He's not married or involved

with anyone.

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Oh, Rachel...

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Actually, you know what? Forget it.

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- I'll ask him for you if you want me to.

JOANNA: Would you?

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Or is it just too sad and desperate...

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...you know,

something that Sophie would do?

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- I am here.

- I know that.

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Look at it.

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Oh.

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Wallpaper's a little faded.

That's okay.

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Carpet's a little loose.

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Hardwood floors?

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- Hey. Oh!

CHANDLER: Hello.

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Oh, Monica.

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- It's so beautiful.

- I know.

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- So I'm here, ready to play. Hee-hee.

- Okay.

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I brought a bunch of stuff

for the house, so check it out. Ha, ha.

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What's this?

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That's a dog.

Every house should have a dog.

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Not one that can pee on the roof.

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Well, maybe it's so big because the house

was built on radioactive waste.

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And is this in case the house sneezes?

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No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.

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- I don't want a ghost.

- Well, nobody wants a ghost.

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But you've got one...

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...because the house is sitting on

an ancient Indian burial ground.

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Wait a minute. The house

was built on radioactive waste...

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...and an ancient Indian burial ground?

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Ha, ha. That would never happen.

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Okay, obviously you don't know much

about the U.S. Government. Ha, ha.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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- I need to talk to you.

- Sure. What's up?

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Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.

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Heh. I know.

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Well, if something comes up...

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Well, I'm glad you guys are past

that little awkward phase.

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Okay. My boss, Joanna. When you left...

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...she started asking questions

about you.

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Ha, ha. Liked what she saw, huh?

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Dug my action, did she?

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Checking out the Chan Chan Man.

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That was...

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...surreal.

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Okay, what do you think?

You interested at all?

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Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive.

I'll do it.

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Oh, thank you, Chandler.

This is great. She's gonna love me.

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Okay, dinosaur attack.

Quick, everybody into the house. Aah!

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[PHOEBE BARKING]

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All right, Phoebe, you know what?

That's it. That's it. All right?

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No dinosaurs, no ghosts,

no giant dogs, okay?

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They're not the right size, they're

not Victorian, and they just don't go.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome

in the house of no imagination.

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Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering

around the subject...

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...I just have to say that dinosaurs,

they don't go, "Ruff."

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The little ones do.

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JOEY: Hey, Kate.

- Morning.

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Listen, I, uh, went to that restaurant

you talked about...

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MAN:

Hey, lovely.

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Come, talk to me for a minute.

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And I ate the food. It was good.

I had the fish.

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Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah.

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Hi.

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I'm Lauren. Kate's understudy.

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Oh. Hey. Joey Tribbiani.

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I know. I'm a big fan of yours.

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What?

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I used to, um, schedule my classes

so I could watch Dr. Drake Ramoray...

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...on Days of our Lives.

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Get out of here. Really?

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- Absolutely.

- Huh.

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Oh, but then they went and dropped you

down that elevator shaft.

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Yeah, they gave me the shaft, all right.

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[LAUGHING]

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You're so funny.

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Listen, um, what are you doing

after rehearsal?

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Do you wanna get a drink or something?

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Well, uh...

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Yeah. Yeah, sure. A drink sounds great.

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- Cool. I'll see you then.

- Okay. All right.

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All right. It's time to act,

my talking props.

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- Hey.

ROSS & RACHEL: Hey.

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Look, everybody.

Look at my new dollhouse.

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ROSS & RACHEL:

Wow.

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Ha, ha. Look, look.

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[GASPS]

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ROSS:

Hey, what's this?

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Oh, okay. It's a slide instead of stairs.

Look.

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Oh!

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Very interesting, Phoebe.

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RACHEL:

What's this?

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The licorice room.

You can eat all the furniture.

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And when guests come over, they can

stay on the Tootsie Roll-away bed.

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This is the coolest house ever.

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Hey. Does anyone want to join me

in the Aroma Room?

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RACHEL: All right.

ROSS: I would.

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MONICA:

Hey, guys? Guys.

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Did you see my new china cabinet?

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BOTH:

Uh-huh.

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Watch. Watch.

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[GASPS]

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ROSS & RACHEL: Ooh.

- And? And?

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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Hey, my father's house does that.

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Okay, how did it go?

Tell me everything.

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Well, the movie was great...

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...dinner was great, and there's nothing

like a cool, crisp New York evening.

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Of course, I didn't get to enjoy any of that

because Joanna's such a big dull dud.

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Chandler is fantastic.

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- What?

- Oh, God. You know how people just click?

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Like, he came by to pick me up. I opened

the door, and it was just like, "click."

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- Did he tell you?

- Well...

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Oh, and he's got such a good heart.

Doesn't he have a good heart?

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Oh, I know. And he's so sweet.

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He said he'd call,

so put him straight through.

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- Isn't this great?

- Don't spoil it.

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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?

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What do you say?

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello? Oh!

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It's you. Just, uh... Just one sec.

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I am going to take this call.

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When I continue,

I hope that there will appear on-stage...

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...this magical thing

that in the theater we call...

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...committing to the moment.

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The guy's like a cartoon.

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What do you see in him, anyway?

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He happens to be brilliant.

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Which is more than I can say

for that sweater you're dating.

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Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater.

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It's what's underneath her sweater

that counts.

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And besides, since, uh...

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Since when do you care

who I'm going out with?

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I don't care.

Why? Do you want me to care?

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Heh. Do you want me

to want you to care?

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Do you?

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What?

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Okay. I'm afraid to say this,

but let's pick it up where we left off.

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[KATE SIGHS]

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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?

What do you say?

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I've got no reason to stay.

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Stop.

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Stop it. You must stop.

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You are bad actors.

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This is a terrible play.

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I'll see you in the morning.

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I can't believe we go on in a week.

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- Hey, it's gonna be all right.

LAUREN: Hey.

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So since we're getting off early,

do you want to go and paint mugs?

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What?

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You know, at that place I told you about

last night?

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Oh, yeah, with the mug-painting. Yeah.

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- I was so listening to that.

LAUREN: Ha, ha.

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But, uh, you know what?

I think I need to work on my stuff tonight.

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- Oh, okay.

JOEY: Okay.

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- I'll see you tomorrow.

JOEY: Okay.

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- Okay. Ha, ha.

LAUREN: Night.

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Uh, are you okay?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Like, what are we gonna do

about the scene, huh?

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I don't know.

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Well, um...

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Maybe if it had more heat.

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Well, how do you mean?

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Well, Adrianne's looking for a reason

to stay, right?

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Victor can't just kiss her. He's gotta...

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He's gotta really give her a reason,

you know?

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Maybe he could slip her the tongue.

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Or maybe...

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Maybe he could grab her and lift her up.

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Yeah, yeah. Then Adrianne, maybe

she could wrap her legs around his waist.

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And then she could rip off his shirt

and kiss his chest and his stomach.

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And then he could use his teeth, his teeth,

to undo her dress and...

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And bite her.

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And then right when the scene ends,

he could take her...

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...with this raw, animal...

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Something like that?

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Yeah, that's pretty much

what I had in mind.

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- Yeah.

- Yeah.

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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It's a little early to be drinking.

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Things, uh, finally happened with Kate.

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- Oh. That's great.

- You're kidding. That's great.

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Oh, it was so amazing.

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After the lovemaking...

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Oh, my.

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- I just watched her sleep for, like, hours.

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- Just breathing in...

ROSS: Huh.

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...and breathing out.

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And I knew she was dreaming

because her eyes kept going like this:

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I'm telling you,

Joanna's got it all wrong, okay?

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All I said was, "This was fun.

Let's do it again sometime.

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I'll give you a call."

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Oh, gee...

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I wonder why she thinks

you're going to call her?

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That's what you say at the end of a date.

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You can't just say,

"Nice to meet you. Good night"?

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To her face?

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It's the end of the date,

I'm standing there...

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...she's waiting for me to say

I'll call her...

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...and it just, you know, comes out.

I can't help it.

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It's a compulsion.

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Come on, Rach,

when a guy says he's gonna call...

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...it doesn't mean he's going to call.

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This never happened to you?

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Well, they always called.

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Bite me.

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- Did he call?

- No, sorry.

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Why? Why? He said he'd call.

Why hasn't he called?

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Maybe he's intimidated by really smart,

strong, successful women.

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Sophie, will you please

climb out of my butt.

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- Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?

- Okay, okay.

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Um, well, uh, maybe he feels awkward

because you are my boss.

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Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?

00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,535

The only person that should

feel awkward is you.

00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,204

You didn't tell him not to call me?

00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,207

If you're uncomfortable with your friend

dating someone you work for...

00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,584

...there are always ways to fix that.

00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:03,753

Uh...

00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,507

Call her. Call her now.

00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,135

Multiple, so many paper cuts.

00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,222

"Why hasn't he called, Rachel?

Why? Why?

00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,307

I don't understand. He said he'd call."

00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,894

Chandler, I'm telling you, she's flipped out.

She's gone crazy.

00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,356

Oh. Well, give me the phone, then.

00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,234

This isn't funny. She thinks it's my fault

you haven't called her.

00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,402

You have to call her.

00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,363

Look, you can't call somebody

after this long just to say:

00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,700

"In case you didn't notice,

I don't like you."

00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,868

Then you're gonna have to

take her out again.

00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,955

No. She's really dull,

and she gets this...

00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,209

...gross mascara-goop thing

in the corner of her eye.

00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,878

I don't care. I don't care.

00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,922

You'll take her out again and end it...

00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,591

...and end it in a way

that she knows it's actually ended.

00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,554

And I don't care how hard it is for you.

Do not tell her you'll call her again.

00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,055

All right, fine.

00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,350

But it's just a lunch date.

From now on, I get my own dates.

00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,728

I don't want you setting me up

with anybody again.

00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,479

That's fine.

00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,858

- That's just a lot of big talk, you know.

- I know.

00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,862

Mon?

00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,739

MONICA:

I'm in the shower.

00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,115

[SHOWER RUNNING]

00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,296

Aah! Fire. There's a fire. Fire.

00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,613

[MONICA SCREAMS]

00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,036

- Hey.

- Hi.

00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:06,709

So I, uh, talked to Lauren.

I kind of told her how things were with us.

00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,586

Did you, uh...? Did you talk to Marshall?

00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,755

About what?

00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,425

Ha, ha. You know,

about what happened with us.

00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,761

No.

00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,472

And there's really no reason

why he should find out.

00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,518

So, uh, let's not make a big deal

out of it, okay?

00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,313

What are you talking about?

00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,774

It was a big deal.

00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,195

I mean, come on, you can't tell me

last night didn't mean something to you.

00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,614

I was there.

You're not that good an actress.

00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,907

Look.

00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,328

Um, I was...

I was just caught up in the moment.

00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,081

That's all it was.

00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,960

Joey, I'm sorry you feel bad...

00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,964

...but haven't you ever slept with a woman

where it meant more to her than to you?

00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,632

No.

00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,803

- Hi, Kate.

KATE: Hi, Lauren.

00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,222

Hi, Lauren.

00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,057

Hi, pig.

00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,438

Sorry I, uh... I scared you in there.

00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,232

Oh, that's okay.

00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,317

By the way...

00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,612

...I was just checking

the shower massager.

00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,947

Yeah.

00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,033

Hey.

00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,119

I tried to reach you at work.

00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,538

There's been a fire.

00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,624

What? Oh, my... Oh, my God.

00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,210

What happened?

00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,881

Well, we believe it originated here...

00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,050

...in the Aroma Room.

00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,720

All right, did everyone get out okay?

00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,557

Well, the giraffe's okay

and so is the pirate.

00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,559

- What is this?

- No, Phoebe, don't look.

00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,769

You don't want to see

what's under there.

00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,606

[GASPS]

00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,733

The foster puppets.

00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,030

It's not a big deal.

00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,700

It's just... It's right here,

and it's all the time.

00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,872

Well, thanks again for lunch.

00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,420

- Yes, this was pleasant.

- It was, wasn't it?

00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,507

- The food there was great.

- Wasn't it?

00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,511

So take care.

00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,639

You too.

00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,226

This was great. I'll give you a call.

We should do it again.

00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,145

JOANNA:

Great. I'm looking forward to it.

00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,941

- Rachel, any messages?

RACHEL: Sophie's desk.

00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,946

Chandler. Are you gonna call her?

00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,822

- No.

- Chandler.

00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,576

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm weak and pathetic and sorry.

00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,120

Okay, you are gonna tell her.

You're gonna tell her now.

00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,498

Ow, I'm not gonna call you.

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,585

What?

00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296

I'm sorry.

00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:01,300

I'm sorry that I said I was going to

when I'm not.

00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,303

Ugh. Look, this has nothing

to do with you.

00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,931

And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me.

00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,351

I have serious, serious problems

when it comes to women.

00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,189

I have issues with commitment,

intimacy...

00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,692

...mascara goop.

00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:25,283

And I'm really sorry. It's just that

this is not... This isn't gonna work out.

00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,706

Well, this isn't how I was hoping

this would end...

00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,209

...but I guess I have to appreciate

your honesty.

00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,628

Yeah, okay.

00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,381

So...

00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,304

Well, this is great. I'll give you a call.

We should do it again sometime.

00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,979

Wha... So anyway, Beth,

what I'm saying is...

00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,525

...I should have considered your feelings

before I went home with you that night.

00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,235

I've, uh...

00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,405

I've recently learned what it's like

to be on your side of it...

00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,741

...and I'm sorry.

00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,536

So do you think you can forgive me?

00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,748

Great. Thanks.

00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,083

Okay. Bye.

00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,753

Whoo.

00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,758

[SIGHS]

00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,676

Hello, Jennifer?

00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,596

Oh, hi, Mrs. Laurio. Is Jennifer there?

00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,723

Oh, she's not home, huh?

00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:35,811

Well, uh, actually I kind of need

to talk to you too.

00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,780

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