Эпизод с цыплёнком и уткой

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Some idiot customer put a suggestion

in the suggestion box.

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- Oh, my God. They took my idea.

- That was you?

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Yeah.

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Okay, there you go.

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Rachel, I made you a cocoa.

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RACHEL:

Oh, that's so... Aah!

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BOTH:

Ow!

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- Oh, my God. Are you guys okay?

- You all right?

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[BOTH GROANING]

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Oh, my.

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BOTH:

Hey.

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You know, with that goatee,

you kind of look like Satan.

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Oh, so that's why the priest

threw holy water on me.

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Okay, listen, you have to cheer up.

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Okay? You should come out

with Ross and me.

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I mean, anything is better than sitting

around here crying all day about Kate.

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Hey, I was crying because...

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Because nobody believed Quincy's theory,

okay?

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- Hey. I'm gonna be on TV.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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- No way.

ROSS: Yeah.

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They're putting together this panel to talk

about these fossils they found in Peru.

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The Discovery Channel's gonna film it.

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Oh, my God. Heh.

Who's gonna watch that?

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- Thanks. You ready to go?

CHANDLER: Yeah.

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Ahem, I saw a girl with that vest.

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CHANDLER:

Thanks.

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- Most of us think of chocolate bunnies

and baskets as traditional Easter gifts.

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Some people insist on

giving live chicks as presents.

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Unfortunately, the sad fact remains...

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...that most of these little guys

won't live to see the Fourth of July.

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Because as a result of improper care,

they will be dead.

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You guys got any of those baby chicks?

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Because I was watching this,

uh, commercial on TV...

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...and, man, those things are cute.

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- Hi.

MONICA: Hi.

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Oh, Pete, you're back.

Hey, check this out.

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PETE:

Wow. Skates. Ha, ha.

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Whoa.

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Wow. You're a lot sturdier than Chandler.

He crumbled like a piece of paper.

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So how was your trip?

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- Well...

- Oh, what did you bring me?

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Aw, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh.

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These are gonna go

in my permanent collection.

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- You want some coffee?

- Sure, that'd be great.

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Okay.

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[GRUNTS]

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- Regular or decaf?

PETE: Ha, ha.

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- Uh, whichever's closest.

MONICA: All right.

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- Okay.

- So ask me what I did today.

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So, what did you do today, Pete?

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I bought a restaurant,

and I would like you to be the chef.

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What? Oh.

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Can you believe

he just offered me a restaurant?

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What a jerk.

You want me to kick his ass?

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I mean, this has been my dream

since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven...

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...and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery.

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I mean, I would kill for this job.

I mean, I can totally do this job...

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...and God knows I've paid my dues. Ugh.

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But Pete's just doing this

because he has a crush on me.

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- And you're still not attracted to him at all?

- Mm. No.

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I mean, how could I accept a restaurant

from him? I can't.

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I couldn't even accept a necklace

from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.

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Yeah, Mon, that was totally different.

He was your health teacher.

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- Ow.

- What, honey?

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Ow, my side still hurts

from when you crashed into me yesterday.

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- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

- I know. Ow.

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Oh, God.

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- Hey, you guys. Guess what.

RACHEL: Hey.

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Got a job on a riverboat?

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You know what? I didn't wear this suit

for a year because you hated it.

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Guess what. You're not my girlfriend

anymore, so...

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- Oh, I see. So this suit is making a point.

ROSS: Mm.

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Now that you're on your own,

you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.

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You like it, right?

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Absolutely. I like it even more on you

than I did on Colonel Sanders.

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Huh. Ross, Ross, I'm kidding.

Come here.

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- What were you gonna tell us?

- Was it how you invented the cotton gin?

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Okay, goodbye.

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So, um, after you put the suggestion

in the box...

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...how long did it take

for the roller-skating thing to happen?

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Um, about three months.

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Okay, so I guess that's about,

uh, two weeks...

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...before the topless thing kicks in.

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- Hey.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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I got you something. Open it. Open it.

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Okay.

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[PHOEBE GASPS]

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It's a chicken.

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It's cute, huh?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys,

do you know anything about chicks?

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Fowl? No.

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Women? No.

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Okay, well,

they are a huge responsibility.

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Especially at this age.

They require constant care.

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They need just the right food

and lots and lots of love.

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Oh, well, no problem there.

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[BABBLING]

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Easy, Lenny.

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So, I mean, have you thought about it?

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Okay, here's the thing.

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Oh, no. Not "the thing."

I hate "the thing."

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What's "the thing"?

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I can't do it.

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I'm sorry. I wish I could...

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...but, um, see,

you have these feelings for me.

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Wait, wait, wait.

That's what you're worried about?

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If that's the problem,

we've got no problem.

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- Huh?

- No.

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I was gonna tell you this over dinner,

but I met somebody else, on my trip.

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Oh?

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Her name's Ann. She's a journalist.

Uh, we met on the plane.

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She asked me if she could

finish off my peanuts.

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I thought she said something else.

We had a big laugh.

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Yeah, I just...

I mean, I got tired of waiting.

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Oh, that's great. I mean,

I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you.

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- And now I can work for you.

- I guess you can.

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Oh, my God. Oh, this is incredible. Oh.

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All right. You know what? I'm just gonna

roll right into that office and quit.

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- All right.

- Okay.

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- Could you give me a little push?

- Yeah, sure.

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- Good luck.

MONICA: I'm quitting. Woo-hoo!

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[CRASHES]

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I'm okay. I'm all right.

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Wow. That's exciting.

You went to Japan, made up a woman.

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What?

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I'm just saying, this woman,

I mean, she's fictitious, no?

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- Why would you say that?

- You're still into Monica.

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So you told her there's somebody else

so she'd agree to work with you.

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Because you figure, if you spend time

together, maybe something might happen.

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You're good. You're good.

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Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive.

And psychic.

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It's a substantial gift.

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Listen, can you promise me

that you won't tell her, though?

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Absolutely. Oh, I promise. Tell her what?

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Thanks a lot.

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No, I'm serious. I mean, I'm intuitive,

but my memory sucks.

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CHANDLER:

Okay, but this is the last time.

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[CHICK CHIRPING]

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[SINGING] With a chick-chick here

And a chick-chick there

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Here a chick, there a chick

Everywhere a chick-chick

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Chicken

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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How's she doing?

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She?

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Well, yeah. Don't you think it's a she?

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I don't know.

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I can't tell. Whatever it was,

went back in too quickly.

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Anyway, I gotta change.

I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.

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Excuse me?

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What?

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I stayed home from work

while you were at rehearsal...

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...so somebody could be here

with our chick.

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Hey. Who was up from 2:00 this morning

until 5:00 this morning...

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...trying to get her back to sleep?

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You don't think I get up

when you get up?

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Oh, here it comes.

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Yes. Here it comes.

I'm stuck here all day.

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And then you come in

and spend two seconds with us...

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...and then expect to go off

gallivanting with your friends?

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Well, I don't think so, mister.

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Hey. I need to relax, okay?

I was working all day.

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And you don't think

taking care of our chick is work?

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That's not what I said.

Okay, I just meant...

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I know what you meant.

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Did you notice that ever since

we got this chick...

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...we've been fighting

a lot more than we used to?

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I don't know, maybe we weren't ready

to have a chick.

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I'll take her back tomorrow.

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You think we'll get our 3 bucks back?

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- Hey.

JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.

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Oh. Hey.

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Listen, I have that TV thing in,

like, two hours, and I need your help.

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Okay, what do you think?

This blue suit or this brown one?

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Well, the brown one

brings out your eyes.

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But your butt looks great

in the blue one.

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Really?

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Ow.

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[SIGHS]

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[SHOUTS]

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Wow. That aspirin dance really works.

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RACHEL: Ow.

- Oh, my God. Is that still?

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I'm fine. I'm fine.

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- No, you're not.

- Yes, I am.

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- Rach.

- Look, I'm fine.

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Watch. Look at that. Uh-oh.

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Okay, okay. Look, you've got

to go to a doctor, okay?

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No, I have to get ready and go

to a dinner at my boss's house.

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Very big deal. There's people there

that I have to meet.

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Yeah, and I'm sure you're gonna make

a great impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel.

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It's nice to meet you."

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Come on, you probably

have a broken rib.

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Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow.

It'll still be broken then.

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But you know, I could use a hand

getting ready.

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- Rachel.

- Look, either help me or go.

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Fine. I'll go.

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Okay, but before you go,

could you help me first?

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Sure. I'll help you.

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Oh, good. Good.

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Do you guys know how

to get a chick out of a VCR?

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You know what?

I cannot do this with my left hand.

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Would you please help me

with this too?

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- Okay. Let's use this brush.

- Okay.

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- This stuff? All right.

- Yeah. Careful.

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Light. Okay, you know,

just sweep it across the lid.

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- Okay, just sweep it.

- Okey-dokey.

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- Oh. Hey.

- Sorry.

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- Ha, ha. That's poking me in the eye.

- Ha, ha.

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I'm sorry. Close, close, close.

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- Okay, just sweep it.

- I'm sweeping.

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- Right.

- Sweep, sweep...

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Okay, now make it even,

because we don't...

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- What?

- We don't want it...

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I don't want it to be too much.

I want it to be subtle.

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You know,

you don't wear enough of this.

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Since when...? Since when do you think

I don't wear enough of this?

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Well, I... Close your eye. I just think

you're gonna like this better because...

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- Close, close.

- Blow it.

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Sorry.

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Because, um, I think this will make you

a little more sophisticated.

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Sophisticated like a hooker?

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Guess what I'm doing tonight.

- What?

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I'm checking out the restaurant

with Pete.

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- Oh. Monica, I am so excited for you.

- I know.

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Ooh, I have to tell you something.

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- What?

- Well, I can't tell you.

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Okay, but wouldn't it be easier to tell

me something that you could tell me?

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Well, sure, in a perfect world.

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But no. I promised I wouldn't tell,

and I swore to, like, all my gods.

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Okay.

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Does it have to do

with Ross and Rachel?

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No.

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- Does it have to do with Joey?

- No.

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Does it have to do with Chandler

and that sock that he keeps by his bed?

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No, but let's come back to that later.

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There you go.

Good enough for your party? Huh?

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Sure.

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Sure. I'll just sit next to

the transsexual from Purchasing.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Come on.

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Okay, come on. All right, I gotta go.

So good luck at the party, okay?

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Oh, wait, Ross. Could you just stay

and help me get dressed?

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Sure. Okay.

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Okay. Okay, great.

Um, okay, just turn around.

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- What?

- I don't want you to see me naked.

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Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times.

I ate hot fudge off you naked.

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I sucked that mini-marshmallow

out of your bellybutton.

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Yeah, but that was different, you know?

We were going out then.

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Now it's weird.

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Rach, you know,

I can see you naked anytime I want.

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- What?

- Ha, ha.

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All I have to do is close my eyes.

See? Woo-hoo.

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- Ross, stop that.

- I'm sorry.

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Come on. I don't want you

thinking of me like that anymore.

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Uh, sorry. Nothing you can do about it.

00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,472

It's one of my, uh, rights

as the ex-boyfriend.

00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,892

Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah.

00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,979

- Stop it. Cut it out. Cut it out.

- Okay, okay.

00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,315

I'm sorry. It will never happen... Uh-oh.

00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,025

Wait a minute. Wait, wait...

00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,403

Now there are a hundred of you,

and I'm the king.

00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,448

- Ross...

- Oh, come on.

00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,992

Would you grow up? It's no big deal.

00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,996

All right. Fine.

00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,373

- Yowza.

- Okay.

00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,419

See what you did?

I'm gonna be doing it by myself now.

00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,379

- Okay, that's it. Ow!

- Oh, come on.

00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,174

Oh, my God. All right, look, look, okay.

00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,345

Rach. Easy. Easy.

You have to go to the hospital, okay?

00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,472

- Okay, I do. I really do.

- Okay.

00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,141

Okay, I'm gonna get your coat,

then I'll put you in a cab.

00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,185

Oh, wait, wait,

you're not gonna come with me?

00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,941

Of course I am.

00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,109

Uh, I just have to make a call.

00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,402

- Okay.

- Okay?

00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,446

Thank you.

00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,368

Ow!

00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,661

What's wrong?

00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,498

I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital

looking like this.

00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,876

- Does it involve travel?

- No.

00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,379

Does it involve clogs?

00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,090

Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?

00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,050

- Clogs.

- No.

00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,718

- Claws?

- No.

00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:17,392

Okay, so it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel

or Chandler or Joey.

00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,936

- What about Pete?

- No.

00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,854

MONICA:

What is it?

00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,316

- What about Pete?

- I don't know.

00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,319

Okay, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie.

00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,950

- Phoebe, would you just tell me?

- I can't.

00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,120

- Okay, you know, I gotta go.

- But you're so close. No.

00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,247

Something to do

with Pete's company?

00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,999

Ugh. Just go. You're never gonna get it.

00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,089

[CHICK CHIRPING]

00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,260

I know.

00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,847

See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth.

00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,850

She's a completely different

kind of chick.

00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,814

I love you both.

00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,484

But in very different ways.

00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,195

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,406

Ooh. Ah.

00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,325

What are you doing?

I though you were gonna take her back.

00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,578

I did. But the store

wouldn't take her back.

00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,123

So then I took her to the shelter.

And you know what I found out?

00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,507

If they can't find a home for her,

they kill her.

00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,135

And I'm not gonna let that happen

to little Yasmine.

00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,805

Okay, good, good, good.

00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,391

Because I was kind of having

second thoughts too.

00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,479

Okay. And it's not just chicks, you know?

It's all kinds of other animals.

00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,315

That's horrible.

Well, you did the right thing, man.

00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,442

Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way.

00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,402

[DUCK QUACKING]

00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,581

Oh, funny story.

00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,169

I don't believe this.

00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,923

Wow, look at this refrigerator.

It's gigantic.

00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,885

I mean, I could live in this thing.

I'd be cold, but I'm always cold.

00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,099

Oh, my God. Look at these spider burners.

I love spider burners.

00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,517

So you like it?

00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,938

Oh, it is so perfect. Thank you so much.

00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,315

- You're welcome.

- Oh.

00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,572

Did you just smell my hair?

00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,201

No. No way. What? No.

00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,954

- Oh, God.

- What?

00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,249

You still have feelings for me,

don't you?

00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,336

No. I'm just excited about the restaurant,

that's all.

00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,755

- Pete?

- Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?

00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,969

No, it's not bad. It's not bad at all.

00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,220

It's really nice.

00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:03,516

Look, the only one who stands to get hurt

is me, and I'm okay with that.

00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,352

Yeah, you may be okay

with getting hurt...

00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,730

...but I am not okay with being

the one who hurts you.

00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,777

- That's why I can't take this job.

- What?

00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,698

Well, we probably shouldn't

see each other anymore.

00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,075

I'm sorry.

00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,452

Okay. Yeah.

00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,790

I mean, if that's really what you want,

okay.

00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,587

Okay. Bye.

00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,468

I'm sorry things didn't work out...

00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,931

Shut up for a second

and let me just see something.

00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,938

Oh, wow.

00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,280

Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?

00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:03,201

- Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.

- Okay.

00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:09,248

Hey, now, you stay out here

and you think about what you did.

00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,628

- That's a duck.

- That's a bad duck.

00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,218

- How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?

- Oh, it was... No, no.

00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,469

What thing? What thing?

00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,263

Nothing. There was this thing

at the museum. Come on.

00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,557

Easy.

00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,518

Okay, now, when you come back...

00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,480

...I hope you remember

that that chick is not a toy.

00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,315

[QUACKING]

00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,277

What thing? What is this thing?

00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:43,157

Aw, I was kind of supposed to be on TV

tonight for the Discovery Channel.

00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,660

Oh, my God.

00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,578

Ross, why didn't you tell me that?

00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,539

Ah, I knew that if I told you,

you'd make me go...

00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,835

...and I knew you needed someone

to be with you tonight. Come on.

00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,213

- Come on.

- I cannot believe you.

00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,967

- What?

- That is the sweetest thing.

00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,062

You should get some sleep.

00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,147

Okay.

00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,775

- So I'll, um...

- I'm sorry I spoiled your evening.

00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,361

No, that's... No, as long as you're okay.

00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,489

So I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.

00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,449

Mm-hm. Yeah.

00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,874

See you.

00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,930

What did you do?

00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,525

JOEY:

What you doing?

00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,736

Having a swim.

00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,904

What about the chick?

00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,906

Chicks don't swim.

00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,700

Are you sure?

00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,078

I don't know.

00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,915

- Should we try?

- Sure.

00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,800

See, I told you. They don't swim.

00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,304

- Well, give him a minute.

- No.

00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:33,059

Oh, it's okay. It's okay, baby, baby, baby.

00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,770

[HAIR DRYER WHIRRING]

00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,027

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