Эпизод с крикуном

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I was supposed to call my dad back,

like, two hours ago.

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Oh, yeah. He clicked on.

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He said call him as soon

as you get a chance.

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- He's at Flimbees.

- What's Flimbees?

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Oh, yeah, that's the word I use

when I can't remember the real thing.

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Okay, hang up. That's it. Come on.

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No. Rachel,

that's what they want me to do.

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My warranty expires tomorrow.

If I don't get through...

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...they're not gonna fix my crappy,

broken phone for free.

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We cannot let them win.

It's us versus them.

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Yes.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hi.

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Uh, listen, I gotta double-check

for tickets tonight. Who got what?

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RACHEL & PHOEBE & CHANDLER:

I have one.

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I need two. I'm bringing Pete.

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My boyfriend.

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I have a boyfriend now.

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Two it is. Ross, how about you?

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Uh, yeah, I, uh... I also need two.

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Really? Who's number two?

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Whose Number Two?

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One of the more difficult games

sewer workers play.

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Uh, no one, it's just this person.

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Like a date-type person?

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Yeah, kind of.

Uh, it's this woman from work.

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I hope that won't be too weird.

Will it, Rach?

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No. No, not at all. I was actually

gonna bring someone myself so...

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But you said one ticket.

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I meant me plus one.

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Okay. Did, uh, you guys mean

you plus one?

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- All right. I'll see you tonight.

- Okay.

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- Okay. Bye-bye.

CHANDLER: Bye.

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MONICA:

Bye-bye.

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Okay, I need a date.

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Oh, hey. You guys are finally

gonna get to meet Kate.

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And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne.

I hope she likes it.

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What are you doing?

That's never gonna happen.

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- She's seeing somebody.

- Yeah. And I don't have any cologne.

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- Green bottle next to the shaving cream.

- Oh. Worm medicine for the duck.

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- Here you go. You can wear this.

- Thanks.

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- Uh-huh.

- Okay.

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Oh, I'm setting the phone down.

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But I'm still here.

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Just don't go anywhere. I'm still here.

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Don't switch or anything,

because I'm right here. Just one sec.

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One sec. One second.

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- Wait. One second. Just...

- Phoebe?

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PHOEBE:

What? Monica, I'm scared.

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Okay. Honey, that's a sleeve, okay?

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And we also have speakerphone.

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WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:

Please stay on the line.

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Your call is important to us.

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You gotta hang up.

Because we're gonna be late.

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WOMAN: Thank you for your patience.

You're the next caller.

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Yes. Yes. I'm the next caller.

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You were gonna have me hang up.

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Hey.

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Can you take a duck and a chick

to the theater?

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- Of course not.

- No.

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Okay, I just wanted them to hear it

from somebody else.

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- Hey. Hey, Rach. Hi.

- Oh, hi, how are you?

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- Good.

- Hey. Ha, ha.

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- Ahem. Looks like we're the first ones here.

- Yeah, looks that way.

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First ones here.

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[BOTH CHEERING]

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Hmm. Oh, Tommy, this is Ross.

Ross, Tommy.

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TOMMY: Hey.

- Oh, I'm sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin...

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- Sorry.

- Oh.

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- And break.

ALL: Ha-ha-ha.

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Okay, uh, I think I'm gonna run

to the ladies' room.

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- Okay. I'll get our seats.

CAILIN: I'll join you.

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So, uh... Well, this is, uh...

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This is awkward.

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Yeah?

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Well, you know, because Rachel and I

used to go out. Ha, ha.

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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Oh.

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Well, then this is awkward.

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- So, what do you? Oh. Yeah.

- I think we're here. Yeah.

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Uh. Huh.

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Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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I think you may be in our seats.

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Um, no, I don't think so.

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- Could we take a look at your ticket?

- Sure.

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Yeah. Yeah, see, this says, "D-13."

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- And...

- Oh, well, I thought that...

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You thought, huh? Yeah, well, that didn't

really work out too well for you. Idiot!

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What are you, a moron? Huh?

It says, "D-13." Okay?

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Look, you're surrounded by even numbers.

Does that give you some clue?

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- Well, the usher told me...

- Oh. Oh, the usher must be right.

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What, with all his training they go through.

Get out!

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Here.

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- Hey, man, you want the aisle?

- No, I'm good.

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CHANDLER: There he is.

RACHEL: There's our star.

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You were great.

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So? So? What'd you think?

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Almost as good as the play with

the two naked girls on the seesaw.

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- I wasn't in that.

- I know.

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Hey, Kate, listen I want you to meet

everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.

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- Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart.

- Hi.

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Come.

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So that's the girl you like.

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I'm telling you,

this guy Rachel is with is crazy, okay?

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He viciously screamed at total strangers.

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I think he's bad news.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You don't like the guy Rachel's dating?

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Well, that's odd.

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Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys,

this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.

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- Hi.

- Hey, gosh, you look so familiar.

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Oh, yeah. I ran into you in the hallway

in your building.

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It was right after I slept with Joey.

He dumped me the next day.

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So how'd you guys meet?

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Well, uh, the short version is,

I pursued her for a couple of months.

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Then I gave her a check for $20,000

and she was mine.

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[MONICA CHUCKLES]

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Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him

for telling people the short version.

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Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous.

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Hey, you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.

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How do you do?

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Oh, you two girls were outstanding.

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Do they have representation?

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They weren't in the play.

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- Huh. We're not actors.

ESTELLE: Oh. What a shame.

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Because with her face

and her chest...

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...I could really put something together.

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Could I borrow it?

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Hi. Remember me?

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Hi. Yeah. Ahem, Tommy's in line

for the bathroom...

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...and someone just cut in front of him.

I think he's gonna snap.

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- Ross, I'm gonna go.

- Go? Why?

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I don't know.

Could be because I don't feel like...

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...standing around all night, waiting

for some guy who may or may not scream.

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Oh, but Cailin...

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...he definitely will scream.

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Goodbye, Ross.

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Oh, go, all right.

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[MAN CLEARS THROAT]

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Here we go, people.

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[GROANS]

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Ahem, "Boxing Day.

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The Lucille Lortel Theatre..."

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Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. Aha.

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"Joey Tribbiani gives

an uneven performance.

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But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst

thing in this production."

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Yes. Ha-ha-ha!

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"Kate Miller's awkward and mannered

portrayal is laughable."

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Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, aha!

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Here it is. "The direction...

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...by Marshall Townend is..."

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Thank you, boys and girls.

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You've ruined my life.

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Please stuff your talentless faces...

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...with my mother's crab cakes.

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Excuse me.

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Does anyone mind if I save this?

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Oh, is the play over?

- Yeah, where were you?

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WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:

Thank you for your patience.

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You're the next caller.

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You were the next caller five hours ago.

You must be going crazy.

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No, I've kept myself busy.

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Oh, okay, yeah, I put your stuff in

her room and her stuff in your room.

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Hey.

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You okay?

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Fabulous.

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Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but

people who couldn't make it as actors.

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- You know what you should do?

- Become a drama critic.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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I am hurt.

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A plague...

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...on both your houses.

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By the way, he dumped me tonight

after he read my review.

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Oh, classy.

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Yep.

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I sure know how to pick them, huh?

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You know I gave up a part

on a soap for this?

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Wow.

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Yeah, I, uh... I gave up a job too.

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- Really? What?

- Uh, declawing cats.

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Hey, tell you what,

let me walk you home.

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We'll stop by every newsstand and burn

every copy of their Times and The Post.

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- Why The Post?

- You didn't see The Post?

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- No. You?

- No. Why?

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[LAUGHING]

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You really think these newspapers

are just jealous of me?

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Oh, absolutely. You're talented

and you're good-looking.

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Aw, you're sweet and cute.

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I know. That's why they trashed me.

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- Wait. Wait a minute.

- What?

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I don't get you.

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I mean, first you hate me.

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Then you sleep with me.

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Then you want nothing to do with me.

Now you want me again?

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What? So you never went out

with an actress before?

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Kate, do you even like me?

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- Of course I do.

- So how come you blew me off?

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- You know, how come you were with him?

- I don't know.

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I just do this.

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I always have to pick, like,

the smartest guy...

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...or the most talented guy.

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Why can't I just pick someone like you?

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Thanks.

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You know what I mean.

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I mean, like, the sweetest guy.

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Joey, you're just so...

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You're so...

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...so...

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Okay. Okay, okay. Ha, ha.

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Here we go.

Let's get your feet up there.

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Good night, Kate.

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Sweet dreams.

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I'm gonna put this can right here

in case you have to hurl.

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WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:

Please stay on the line.

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Your call is very important to us.

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Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours.

Go to sleep, honey.

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- This isn't healthy.

- No, no, I'm fine.

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And you know why?

Because of all the riboflavin.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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Didn't you have that outfit on last night?

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Yeah. I stayed at Kate's,

but, uh, nothing happened.

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Hey, Pheebs, where were you?

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I'm so, so sorry, Joey.

I am definitely gonna see your play.

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I swear, your play is very important

to us. Thank you for your patience.

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Your play is the next play

I'm gonna see.

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- Anyway, how'd it go with Kate?

- Oh, it was great.

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Yeah, I walked her home...

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...and it was amazing

how much we connected, you know?

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Then she passed out.

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But then she woke up. Yeah.

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And we stayed up all night talking.

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And now we're, like, totally crazy

about each other.

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- Joey, you had "the night."

- What?

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When two people finally realize

their feelings for each other...

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...and they talk for hours and they learn

all about the other person.

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You think?

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- Ha, ha. Did you learn about her family?

- Two brothers. One died.

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- Yes.

JOEY: Yeah.

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This is from the woman at the bar.

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Oh.

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Sorry. She thought

you were somebody else.

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- What time is it?

- One.

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Seven-fifteen.

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Watch doesn't work.

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Tommy's supposed to be here soon.

We're going to lunch.

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Look. Look, I wasn't gonna

say anything to you, but...

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All right, I don't think

you should be seeing Tommy anymore.

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- You don't?

ROSS: No.

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The guy is mean. I mean, really mean.

I think you should stay away from him.

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Hmm. Or maybe I should stay away

from all men.

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No, it's not just because I'm jealous.

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I mean, I'm not, I'm not.

I'm not jealous, okay?

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Look, the guy, he screamed...

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...he actually screamed

at this couple sitting in our seats.

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Yeah, and at the end of the play, he...

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He got up, you know, and he just started,

like, banging his hands together.

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Okay, fine. Fine. You don't want

to believe me, no, that's fine.

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- We're kidding. Ross.

- Ross. Ross.

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No one believe me.

I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny.

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- Whoa.

- Sorry, Tommy.

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What's in the cup, Ross?

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- Um.

- What is in the cup?

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Okay, it's coffee.

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Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee.

00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,712

- It's hot...

- Hot coffee!

00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,508

You idiot! You gonna spill

hot coffee all over me, huh?

00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,428

What are you? Just a big, stupid

doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?

00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,389

Huh? Huh?

00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,811

What's your favorite thing

about summertime?

00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,898

Hmm, going to the beach

when it stays light real late.

00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,400

Yeah.

00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,028

- Hey.

- Tommy.

00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,364

Say, what's your favorite thing

about summer?

00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,535

Ooh, I don't know.

Probably the, uh, smell of freshly cut grass.

00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,578

- Aw, that's a good one.

- Yeah.

00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,504

Hey, sorry. Sorry I'm late. My duck and

my chick had a fight. It was ugly.

00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,382

- Look, we held the curtain for you. Let's go.

- Okay.

00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,718

[DOORBELL RINGS]

00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,433

Vic. Where have you been, baby?

00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,731

- Where's Kate?

- She got a job in L.A.

00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,066

What?

00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:12,447

I've been waiting up all night

for you. Where have you been?

00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,783

Where have you been, Vic?

00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,286

Oh, uh... Go to the window.

00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,664

I wanna run down to the truck

and show you something.

00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,461

What do you got down there, Vic?

00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,421

What do you got under that tarp?

00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,426

When is she leaving?

00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,345

Tonight. What are you doing?

00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,807

I'm coming up.

00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,479

Hey, you mind if I use the phone?

00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,647

[MUMBLING]

00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,862

Why don't you use ours across the hall

because she...

00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,447

...has problems.

00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,948

Thanks.

00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,659

Whoa. Whoa.

00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,747

Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled

this hot coffee on you.

00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,666

Ha, ha. Yeah, but you didn't. Ha, ha.

00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,669

[STAMMERING]

No, but it's hot.

00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,134

Ross, would you just stop it?

It's getting really old.

00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,345

I can't believe no one believes me.

00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,097

I do. I believe you.

00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,640

You do, Pheebs?

00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,185

Yeah. But I also believed her

when she said I was next.

00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,023

[CHICK CHIRPING]

00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,859

Ooh, hey.

00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,820

Hey there, little fella.

00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,364

Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how you doing?

00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,368

Aw. Aw, ew. Oh. Ew.

00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,203

Gross.

00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,122

Idiot!

00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,333

Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature!

00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:51,462

"Oh, look at me. I'm so cute.

I'm a little chick who's disgusting!"

00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,132

God, you're so stupid!

How are you not yet extinct?

00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,842

[QUACKING]

00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,218

[MIMICKING DUCK]

00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,303

What are you quacking about?

00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,055

Dumb Donald Dodo!

00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,895

Step away from the duck.

00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,192

Ooh, sorry, little Mr. Chickadee.

00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,736

Sorry you went doody in my hand!

00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,575

Well, I guess we're not

going out anymore.

00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,118

Man!

00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,748

- Joey.

- Kate.

00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,959

I'm so glad I caught you.

I couldn't find you before.

00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,336

What's going on?

What's all this about L. A?

00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,589

They still want me for General Hospital.

00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,550

But what about us?

00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,679

Last night was wonderful.

00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,098

But I can't stay here just for you.

00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,101

Well, so stay for the museums.

00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,354

- I'm sorry.

MAN: Joey, on-stage.

00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,274

Well, can you stay

till the end of the play?

00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,277

I mean, I'll go to the airport with you.

I want to say goodbye.

00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,362

LAUREN:

Where are you, Vic?

00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,698

Flight's in an hour. I gotta go.

00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,325

LAUREN:

Vic?

00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,910

Vic?

00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,455

- Vic!

- In a minute.

00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,959

So this is it, Victor?

00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,755

Yeah. I guess it is.

00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,639

Listen, I, uh...

00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,643

I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say

it quick because this is killing me.

00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,898

One thing you gotta know

is that I will never forget you.

00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,360

But you got things you have to do now.

00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,320

And so do I.

00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,531

And so...

00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,953

...I'm gonna get on this spaceship...

00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,797

...and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7

in search of alternative fuels.

00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:03,177

But when I return

200 years from now...

00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,471

...you'll be long gone...

00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,557

...but I won't have aged at all.

00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,564

So you tell your great,

great granddaughter...

00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,899

...to look me up.

00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,070

Because, Adrianne...

00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,780

...baby...

00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,534

...I'm gonna want to meet her.

00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,585

So long, Vic.

00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,345

Phoebe, it's been two days.

00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,055

Yeah, I know.

00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,225

Ugh, good thing it's one of those

801 numbers, right?

00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:56,480

Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah.

00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,192

No, no, no.

00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,863

It has to be 800 because all those

big companies have 800 numbers.

00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,406

Every...

00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,201

Yeah, every big Utah-based company

has one.

00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,578

Phoebe.

00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,831

Sorry. I'm so sorry. I will pay you back.

00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,834

And yet she's still not

hanging up the phone.

00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,711

- Hang up.

- Hang up the phone.

00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,421

Fine. Fine.

00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,381

Oh. Oh.

00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,510

What?

00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,348

Well, I think I broke it.

00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,602

But that's all right.

Here's the number where you can call.

00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,103

Oh.

00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,150

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