Эпизод с кошкой

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Wow. That ripped.

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That ripped real nice.

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How many times do I have to tell you?

You turn and slide.

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You know? Turn and slide.

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No, you don't turn and slide.

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You throw it out.

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I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot

every time I get dressed.

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Well, we're not throwing it out.

I built this thing with my own hands.

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All right.

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How about we sell it?

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All right.

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But you're gonna have to tell them.

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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You mind if we stick you in a different

cabinet? They seem all right with it.

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[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

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CHIP [ON RECORDING]: Monica, it's Chip.

- Yes.

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- Who's Chip?

- Shh.

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CHIP:

It was good running into you today.

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So, uh, here's my number. 555-9323.

Give me a call. Later.

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Chip is Chip Matthews.

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The guy who took Rachel to the prom?

Why's he calling you?

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Because I ran into him at the bank.

He is still so cute.

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Monica, you're so lucky.

He's, like, the most popular guy in school.

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I know.

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Chip? Hi, it's Monica.

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Okay.

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Okay. Goodbye.

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Oh, my God.

We just had the best conversation.

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- I was just leaving.

RACHEL: Good.

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Because I've got a product report

to read.

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It's, like, eight pages.

I hope I don't fall asleep.

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Why? Did you write it?

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Whoa.

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Look at that.

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Chip Matthews called.

I wonder what he wants.

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Well, uh, actually...

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I bet he sensed that I was ready

to have sex with another guy.

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Well, um...

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Why don't you give him a call?

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Okay.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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- Are you sure you want to hear this?

- Oh, I'm sure.

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Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.

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Rachel Green.

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Yeah. Um, you left me a message?

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Yes, you did.

My roommate wrote it down.

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Monica Geller?

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Oh.

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Oh, that's right.

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He called to ask out Monica.

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That's got to be embarrassing.

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[SINGING]

Dumb drunken bitch

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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

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Thank you. Thanks. Ha, ha.

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Now here's a question.

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Where'd you guys get the "finest oak

east of the Mississippi"?

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Uh-uh. First you tell us where you got

the prettiest lace in all the land.

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I'm reading your ad.

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- Looks good, huh?

ROSS: Yeah.

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"Stunning entertainment center, fine...

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Fine Italian craftsmanship."

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Oh, my God. You guys are selling

the entertainment center?

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- Why? I love that thing.

- You want it?

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- Oh, no.

- No.

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Uh, Gepetto?

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Five thousand dollars?

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Are you insane?

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Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks.

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All right, look, I'm changing it to $50

or your best offer.

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What kind of profit is that?

And you call yourself an accountant?

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No.

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Oh.

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What do you do?

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I can't believe you don't know

what I do for a living.

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- I actually don't know.

- Yeah, something to do with numbers?

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[CAT MEOWS]

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Oh, my God, no. Shoo, kitty. No.

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No, no. Shoo. Come on, you. Come on.

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Crazy.

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- Oh, my God.

- What?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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What? What's wrong?

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I just...

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I just have this really strong feeling

that this cat is my mother.

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You mean, the mom you met in Montauk?

She was a cat?

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No. No, no. She was a human lady.

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This is the spirit of my mom, Lily.

The one that killed herself.

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Are you sure she's in the cat?

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Or have you been taking your grandma's

glaucoma medicine again?

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No, Dr. Skeptismo.

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I'm sure. First of all,

okay, there's the feeling.

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Okay, and for another, how about the fact

that she went into my guitar case...

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...which is lined with orange felt.

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My mother's favorite fish

was orange roughy.

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Cats like fish.

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[SCOFFS]

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Hi, Mommy.

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Oh. I haven't seen this smile in 17 years.

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- Dude, Phoebe's mom's got a huge pair of...

- Let it go.

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Hey.

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Um, when were you gonna tell me

that you're going out with Chip Matthews?

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Now?

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- Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?

- No. It's not okay.

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I can't believe you'd want to

after what he did to me.

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What, that thing at the prom?

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Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours.

He was having sex with Amy Welsh.

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Come on, that was back in high school.

How could that still bother you?

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I mean, why of all people

do you have to go out with Chip?

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Look, you and I went to different schools.

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Okay, that doesn't help because

we went to the same high school.

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You went to one

where you were popular.

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And you got to ride off

on Chip's motorcycle...

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...and wear his letterman jacket.

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I went to one where I wore a band uniform

that you had to have specially made.

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They had to have that specially made?

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It was a project

for one of the Home Ec. Classes.

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Oh, my God.

They told us that was for the mascot.

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Back then I thought

that I'd never, ever get the chance...

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...to go out with a Chip Matthews.

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And now he's called me up

and asked me out.

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And the fat girl inside of me

really wants to go. I owe her this.

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I never let her eat.

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- Oh, you go out with him.

- Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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If it's possible,

could you leave him somewhere...

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...and go have sex with another guy?

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I'll try.

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So you guys having any luck

getting rid of the entertainment center?

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There were a couple calls last night...

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...but, uh, I don't think any of them

are gonna work out.

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Yes, Joey has a very careful

screening process.

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Apparently not everyone is qualified

to own wood and nails.

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Stop it. Stop it.

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She keeps squirming

and trying to get away.

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Just like when she was alive.

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So, Pheebs, how long is your mom

gonna be with us?

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Well, I'm not sure.

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I mean, I guess until she, you know,

gets used to the fact that there's...

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...you know, a new mom.

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You know, I think she's worried

that she's gonna be replaced.

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Well, that's not gonna happen, is it? No.

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Okay, I have to return a call

in the other room.

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Why can't you use the phone in here?

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Well, I'm returning a call from

a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H.

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I just spelled the wrong word.

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So, guys, am I crazy or does Phoebe's mom

remind anyone else of a cat?

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- Ross, don't start.

ROSS: Come on.

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You can't tell me you actually believe

that there's a woman inside that cat?

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I believe it.

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- No, you don't.

- Yes, I do.

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ROSS:

No, you...

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You know what?

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You're not gonna suck me into this.

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Oh, sure I am.

Because you always have to be right.

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I do not always have... Okay, okay.

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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Jurassic Park could happen.

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Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice.

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"Pretty nice"?

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You'll have to pardon my roommate.

He wanted to marry this.

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We don't have 50 bucks.

But would you be willing to trade for it?

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We got a canoe.

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You know,

I really don't think we need a canoe.

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You gotta take the canoe.

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All right, just...

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Just take the entertainment center.

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And then when you get home,

throw the canoe away.

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We're not throwing it away.

I built that canoe.

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Good for you.

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You guys, you're never gonna believe

what I just found on a telephone pole.

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Looks kind of familiar?

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Apparently Phoebe's mother

also goes by the name Julio.

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You guys, there's a little girl

in SoHo looking for this cat.

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- I mean, you know what that means?

- Yeah, 200-dollar reward split five ways.

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Do we have to tell her?

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- Yes, we have to tell her.

- Oh, but it's made her so happy.

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Little girl misses her cat.

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Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.

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Okay, ha, ha, you know what?

I have to go have dinner with my son.

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Can I trust that when you see Phoebe,

you will tell her?

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GROUP:

Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Ugh. I hate it when Ross is right.

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- He is right, isn't he?

- You know what?

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This might be one of the times

when he's wrong.

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JOEY & RACHEL: You think?

- Oh, no, he's right.

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- Hi.

GROUP: Hi. Hey.

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Uh, Pheebs, ahem...

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- About your mom, heh.

PHOEBE: Yeah?

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How's that going?

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So great.

Oh, we took a nap together today.

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My mom fell asleep on my tummy

and purred.

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That's so sweet.

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I'm gonna get some coffee.

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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

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Huh? What'd you say, Joe?

I'll be right there.

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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

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- Pheebs...

- I just feel so...

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- All right.

- I'm coming already.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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MONICA:

Not yet, not yet, not yet.

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- Hello, Chip.

- Hey, Rach. How you doing?

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I'm great. I'm great.

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Got a great job at Bloomingdale's.

I have wonderful friends.

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And even though I'm not

seeing anyone right now...

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...I've really never felt better

about myself.

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So, uh, Monica ready yet?

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She'll be out in a second.

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So, Chip, how's, um, Amy Welsh?

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Amy Welsh?

Wow, I haven't seen her since...

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So, Monica about ready?

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This is the unit for you, my friend.

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Sturdy construction,

tons of storage compartments.

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Some big enough to fit a grown man.

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What?

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Oh, yeah, I got in there myself once.

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My roommate bet me 5 bucks

that I couldn't.

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And then he stuck a board

through the handles and locked me in.

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Ha, ha. Yeah.

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It was funny till I started feeling

like I was in a coffin.

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No, you... You can't fit in that thing.

That's not deep enough.

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Oh, yeah?

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If I can't...

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...I'll knock 5 bucks off the price

of the unit.

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- All right, you have yourself a deal.

- Okay.

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[CHUCKLES]

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See? I told you.

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Sometimes I come in here

just to get away from it.

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Hey, a nickel.

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Here we are.

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Oh, my God, you still have the Chipper.

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The what?

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That's what we used to call

your, uh, motorcycle in high school.

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You know, a motorcycle's a chopper.

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And you're Chip.

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Never mind.

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No, I think it's cute.

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Wow.

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A lipper from the Chipper.

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So are you still in touch

with anyone from high school?

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Um, there's Rachel...

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...and that's it. How about you?

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Oh, yeah, I still hang

with Simens and Zana.

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You know, and I see Spindler a lot,

and Levine, Kelly.

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And I run into Goldie

from time to time...

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...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire...

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...J.T., Beardsley.

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Is that all?

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Ah, you know, after high school,

you just kind of lose touch.

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Oh, yeah, I ran into Richard Dorfman.

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- Oh, how is he?

- Not so good.

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Me and Simens gave him a wedgie.

Ha-ha-ha.

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- Isn't he an architect now?

- Yeah, they still wear underwear.

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Oh, my God.

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JOEY:

What?

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- Are you all right?

- Yeah.

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What happened?

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Oh, man, he promised

he wouldn't take the chairs.

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What the hell happened?

How were you locked in there?

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Where the hell is all of our stuff?

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Well, this guy came by

to look at the unit...

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...and he said he didn't think

it was big enough to fit a grown man.

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So you got in voluntarily?

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I was trying to make a sale.

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Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy again,

you know what I'm gonna do?

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Bend over?

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And then Zana just let one rip.

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[LAUGHING]

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Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about

people who we went to high school with...

00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,674

...because I do.

CHIP: Ha, ha.

00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,176

But, um, maybe we can talk

about something else.

00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,721

Like you.

I don't even know where you work.

00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,306

- You know where I work.

- I do?

00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,393

The movie theater.

You used to come in all the time.

00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,940

- You still work at the Multiplex?

- Like I'd give up that job. Ha, ha.

00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,068

Free popcorn and candy

any time I want?

00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,946

- I can get you free posters for your room.

- Thanks, I'm set.

00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,575

Do you live with your parents?

00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,952

Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.

00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,377

Wow, they really got you guys.

Your TV, the chairs.

00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,297

Yeah, your microwave, the stereo.

00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,884

Oh, man, he took the five of spades.

00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,553

Oh, no, no, here it is.

00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,098

Oh, my God. What happened?

00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:43,936

Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then

28 years later, I was robbed.

00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,817

So how was your date?

00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,404

Well, you know how I always wanted

to go out with Chip in high school?

00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,825

Well, tonight, I actually went out

with Chip Matthews in high school.

00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,244

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,331

No, it's okay. Not only did I get

to go out with Chip Matthews...

00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,291

...I got to dump Chip Matthews.

00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,336

- Oh, that's so great.

- I know.

00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,130

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,299

So, uh,

what did the insurance company say?

00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,509

Oh, they said, uh:

00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,012

"You don't have insurance here,

so stop calling us."

00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,809

You didn't tell her?

00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,437

[ROSS SIGHS]

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Okay, fine.

00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,817

- Pheebs?

- Yeah. Hi.

00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,112

Hi. Listen, uh...

00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,657

...this cat belongs to a little girl.

00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119

All right?

There are flyers all over the place.

00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,496

I'm sorry, sweetie.

00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,749

Hey, we can take her

back with you if you want.

00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,586

Oh. Mm-hm.

00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,257

But, you know, she chose to find me.

00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,759

I mean, I have to respect her decision,

right?

00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,055

- That's a good call.

- That's right.

00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,808

No, no. Hey, enough is enough.

00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,394

Look, I'm sorry

that you feel guilty or whatever...

00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,106

...about spending time with your new mom.

But this is not your old mom.

00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,774

This is a cat. Okay?

00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,569

Julio the cat.

00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,612

Not Mom. Cat.

00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,579

It's okay.

00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,249

Ross, how many parents have you lost?

00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,751

None.

00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,630

Okay, then you don't know what it feels like

when one of them comes back. Do you?

00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,429

I believe this is my mother.

00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931

Even if I'm wrong, who cares?

00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,560

Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive.

00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,148

I'm sorry.

00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,734

Okay.

00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,404

I don't know what to say. Heh.

00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,119

You could say you're sorry to her mom.

00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,920

I think she would like that.

00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,725

Come here. Here, come here, come here.

00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,687

Mrs. Buffay?

00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317

Sorry about what I said.

00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,780

Um, it was insensitive of me to say...

00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,282

...that you were just a cat.

00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:50,831

When, clearly, you are also

the reincarnated spirit...

00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,458

...of my friend's mother.

00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,088

Thank you.

00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,757

- We both forgive you.

- Heh.

00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,427

What are you gonna do

about the little girl?

00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,347

Yeah. Okay, listen.

00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,851

Um, Mom, I hope you know

that you still mean a lot to me.

00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,604

And you're welcome

to come back any time.

00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,481

Pheebs?

00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,235

If she could come back as a couch,

we'd really appreciate it.

00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,780

Come on, Mom,

I'm gonna take you home.

00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,116

- I'll go with you.

MONICA: Me too.

00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,078

Oh, uh, you know, I got an extra futon.

00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,165

Dude, you don't have to brag.

We got nothing here.

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