Эпизод с новой подругой Джоуи

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What's this?

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Oh, right!

It's that girl's phone number.

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There it is.

Just a phone number...

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...a really hot girl gave me.

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No big deal. I mean,

it is her home phone number but...

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Whoa!

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Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!

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The lovely Amanda gives me her number,

and I go and drop it.

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[GASPING]

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[SNEEZES]

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Thank you.

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- Rachel?

- Yeah?

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- When's your birthday?

- May 5th. Why?

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I'm making a list of birthdays.

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- Mine's December...

- Yeah, whatever.

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CHANDLER:

Oh! She's pretty!

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Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty...

She's pretty.

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- Go ask her out.

- Ha, ha.

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- What's the worst that could happen?

- I could die.

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Yeah, it's tough being single.

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That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.

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Ross, you guys went out once.

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You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese,

and you didn't even kiss her.

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I tell people secrets.

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It makes them like me.

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Hey.

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[PHEOBE SNEEZES

AND GROUP GROANS]

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Phoebe.

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You're sick.

You shouldn't play. Go home.

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[IN CONGESTED VOICE]

But I'm unemployed.

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My music is all I really have now.

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Well, music and making my own shoes.

Pretty, huh?

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All right, I'll do it.

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I'll go get shot down.

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Any advice?

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Just be yourself...

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...but not too much.

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Wish me luck.

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Good luck!

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Wish it!

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Hi. I was just sitting over there and...

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Uh, my name's Chandler.

Did I say that?

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No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.

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- Kathy with a K or a C?

- With a K.

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Hey!

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Wow, you are really good at this!

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I'm out on a limb here!

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I'm sorry. You're right.

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But I should tell you

I'm waiting for a date.

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And there he is now!

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- Hey!

- Hey!

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- Hey! Hey!

- Hey!

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- I see you guys already met.

- Yeah.

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I was trying to demonstrate...

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...how I could get my

very large feet...

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...into my even bigger mouth.

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Didn't I tell you?

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Always showing off.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Before I start, I want to say

that I have a cold.

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So if I sneeze during a song,

it's not on purpose.

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Oh! Except the last verse of

"Pepper People."

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE]

Smelly cat, smelly cat

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What are they feeding you?

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This chick sounds good.

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Smelly cat

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Gunther, be a good little boy

and bring me a whiskey.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect

to fight over the remote.

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Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs

thing I wanted to watch.

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That's why I got up too.

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You're kidding? I love him!

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Sorry about this afternoon.

If I'd known, I wouldn't have...

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Oh, please. Heh.

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Joey tells me you two met

in acting class.

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We were partners.

Joey picked three scenes for us.

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- All of them had us making out.

- Ha-ha-ha.

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That's good, because he used to

make me rehearse with him.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- Oh, oh, oh!

- Is it on?

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No, but this wonder broom is amazing!

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Hey!

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Oh, my God!

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Oh! It's on!

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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[CHICK CHIRPS]

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Here we go, little fella.

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What about the duck?

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- The duck can swim.

- Of course.

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[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE]

My sticky shoes

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My sticky, sticky shoes

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Why you stick on me?

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Baby

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Thanks for the lights, honey.

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Way to go!

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Your cold makes you sound great.

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It's fun.

God, I love how sexy I am!

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[COUGHING]

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Kath, we should get going.

We're going to buy hamsters.

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GROUP: Aw.

- I love them.

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No, it's not like that.

I work for a medical researcher.

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- Have fun.

- Okay.

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It's nice that

the medical community...

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...is trying to help sick hamsters.

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- You know, I like Kathy.

- Yeah?

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Me too!

She's so cool and pretty.

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She is.

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She's smart and funny.

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We were up all last night talking.

She said the funniest thing about...

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What?

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You love her.

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No, I don't.

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Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.

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- Come on, just lay off him.

- Thank you.

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He's a little sensitive right now

because he's so in love!

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All right.

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[GROUP MOANS AND KISSES]

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MONICA:

Ooh, Kathy!

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Kathy, I love you!

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[MOANS AND KISSES]

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I need to write some depressing stuff

for my new bluesy voice.

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But nothing sad has

ever happened to me.

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How about your mom dying?

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Or living on the streets

when you were 14?

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Uh-huh.

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I could write about when

my hair did that woo-hoo thing.

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- Hey.

MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey.

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I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.

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- Rachel's not here.

- Oh.

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How's it going with her?

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Great, actually. I'm thinking

tonight may be the night.

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The kids will play together,

and when they're asleep...

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...Amanda and I break

open a bottle of wine...

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...do a little playing ourselves.

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Hi, guys! This is Josh.

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Josh, these are my friends.

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And that's Ross.

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- Hi, Josh.

PHOEBE: Hi.

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Dudes.

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You played in college?

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Aw, I still do.

Next year, I hope to make varsity.

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Didn't you play soccer

in high school?

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No, wait. You organized their

game schedules on your Commodore 64.

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It's getting late. I got to get

to the game, so I'll... head.

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I'll miss you.

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Dope!

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Wow! Cute one.

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- Very cute.

- I know. Isn't he great?

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So nice to finally be in a

fun relationship, you know?

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There's nothing boring about him.

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I bet he's never set foot

in a museum.

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Maybe he'll get to go soon.

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Like on a class trip or something.

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You know what else is

great about him?

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Ugh, what's the word for an adult...

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...who has no dinosaur toys

in their bedroom?

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Oh...

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What was that?

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Monica knows.

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It's this dumb thing Ross made up

to fool our parents.

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It's a way of giving the finger

without actually giving it.

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I cried the night you made that up.

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It was the first time I realized

I was cooler than my big brother.

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I'm going to go get ready...

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...for my date tonight...

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...so I'll just head.

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I should go too.

I'm playing in one hour.

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Hey...

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

You guys should come hear me. Ooh!

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Hear me. Ooh!

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[SINGING]

My sticky shoes

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Ew! Ew!

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I lost my sexy phlegm!

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ROSS: Hi.

- Hi. Hi, Ben.

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- You look great!

- Thanks.

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Yeah, okay...

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Hey, Tommy!

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I'm so glad you could come tonight.

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Oh, no. It's my pleasure.

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My cell phone number

is on the counter.

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Help yourself to the fridge.

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I appreciate this.

I've been trying to date...

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...this guy for a month.

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I...

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Uh, I'd appreciate it

if you'd drink your wine...

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...after the kids are asleep.

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Oh, uh...

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Thanks for this. I hope I can do

the same for you sometime.

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Who wants to make

some long-distance calls?

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Kathy! Kathy!

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Hi, Kathy! Kathy!

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[CAR HORN HONKS]

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Kathy!

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Fetch! Fetch it!

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Kathy! Kathy!

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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

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Kathy!

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Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here?

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I just wanted to say, "hey!"

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- Hey!

- Okay.

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You're making it sound

worse than it was.

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Her date tipped me $10!

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What are you doing?

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I want to be sexy again,

so I'm trying to catch a cold.

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Should be easy.

They're pretty common.

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MONICA:

You'll catch pneumonia!

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You were right.

I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.

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- What?

- Are you serious?

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How's that possible?

You barely know her.

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I don't know. I just...

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I can't get her out of my head.

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I'm a very bad person.

I'm a very, very bad person.

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I'm a horrible person.

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"No, you're not.

We still love you, Chandler!"

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[SNEEZES]

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Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.

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You mean you stole it!

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Don't cover your mouth

when you do that!

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[CHUCKLING]

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JOEY:

Hey.

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We were just talking about you.

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Really?

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The time you got drunk

and fell asleep...

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...with your head in the toilet.

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[LAUGHING]

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Right in there!

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Ninety-nine...

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...a hundred.

Ready or not, here I come!

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Let's go over the concept

one more time.

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- Hey!

- Hey!

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You want to get some dinner

with me and Kathy tonight?

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Oh, um... You know what? I already ate.

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- It's 4:30.

- I had a big meal on Monday.

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So that'll get me

straight through the week.

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I see what's going on here.

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- You do?

- Yeah.

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You don't like Kathy.

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You got me.

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You've been avoiding her

since we started dating.

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I made an effort to like Janice.

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Now you make an effort to like Kathy

by going out with us. Right?

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- Yeah, right.

- Good. And hey, my treat.

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Because you're not eating, right?

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Right.

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Ross isn't here.

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Oh. Stop it!

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I'll see you at the party?

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Beer's fear, man! 24/7!

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Yeah!

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I am so going to marry that guy.

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- Ugh!

- What?

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I think he's stealing from me.

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Why?

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Because he's stealing from me!

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- Hi, it's me.

RACHEL: Hi.

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And soup.

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I saw Josh. He looked yummy

in your leather jacket.

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[GRUNTS]

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I don't eat chicken,

so it's just noodle soup.

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There's no chicken in the broth,

so it's really noodle water.

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MONICA: Thank you so much.

- Sure.

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What are you doing?

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I need your germs.

I want my cold back.

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I miss my sexy voice.

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Sorry, Phoebe.

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It's okay.

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- How's the soup?

- Mm.

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[GROANS]

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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC

PLAYING ON STEREO]

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Oh! Check it out!

You can see that girl's underwear.

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- Is she great, or what?

- Ha, ha.

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Huh? What do you think?

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She's not really my type.

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Not your type? She's gorgeous.

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You know what it is?

The fishnet stockings.

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Whenever I see a girl in those,

it reminds me of...

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...my father in fishnet stockings.

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Understanding a little more of

why you're single.

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I have a friend you'd like.

We could double date.

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No, thanks.

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I've got some ugly friends

who are available too.

00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,367

I'm going to grab a beer.

00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,120

I'll be right back.

00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,587

- What was that?

- What?

00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,174

Kathy's being really nice

and you walked away.

00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,217

What do you want from me?

00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,094

I want you to like her.

00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,223

If that's too damn difficult,

then at least you could pretend.

00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,808

I am pretending.

00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,393

Then do it better.

00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,439

What do you say, I go tell her

how much I like her?

00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,358

I could tell her

I've been thinking of her.

00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,944

I haven't stopped thinking

of her since we met.

00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,156

I'm so over-the-top,

want-to-slit-my-own-throat...

00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,367

...in love with her,

that every minute...

00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,497

...I can't believe my own damn bad luck

that you met her first!

00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,373

That's pretty good.

00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,421

But you might want

to tone it down a little.

00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,847

Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off.

00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,683

That's one of the things

I love about her.

00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,936

She's old enough to drive.

00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,024

You're not going

to Mom and Dad's tonight?

00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,526

No. Sorry.

00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,361

Where's Amanda?

00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,113

Get me some cough drops.

00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,573

I'm thinking you could bring her...

00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119

...and go to your old room

and not make out.

00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,788

Cough drop, please?

00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,332

At least she's not

going out with me...

00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,584

...to get into R-rated movies.

00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,044

[MONICA COUGHING]

00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,338

Why don't you marry her?

00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,259

Wait, you can't! I forgot.

She's not a lesbian.

00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,263

Amanda and I...

00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,140

You have nothing!

00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,102

You're not even going out!

You're her babysitter.

00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,438

You have a 12-year-old girl's job!

00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,276

[LAUGHING]

00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,823

Oh, that is so sad.

00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,328

What are you laughing at,

Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...

00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,122

...- is-stealing-from me?

00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,915

[GRUNTING]

00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,335

So he stole a few bucks.

Big deal!

00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,421

He got me something with it.

00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,298

That's mine!

00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,971

Would you both please

start acting like adults?

00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,682

And give me my cough drops!

00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,394

- Fine.

- Sorry.

00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,938

- Here.

- Thank you.

00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,360

At least I made $10 in my relationship.

00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,697

You know...

00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,207

[SINGING]

Parading goats are parading

00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,500

Parading down the street

00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,962

Parading goats are parading

00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,132

Leaving little treats

00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,802

Does it even work

without my sexy voice?

00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,471

I like it.

00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972

[SNEEZES]

00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,642

- Gunther, kiss me.

- What?

00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,817

Do it, Deputy! Do something!

00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,195

[JOEY & KATHY GIGGLING]

00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,409

[TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES]

00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,994

Hey!

00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,288

[VOLUME DECREASES]

00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,084

We aren't exactly sleeping in here,

but do you mind?

00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,511

Can I sleep on your couch?

00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,106

[SNAPPING FINGERS]

00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,650

[SINGING IN FRENCH ACCENT]

And I'm still waiting

00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,319

For my papier-mâché man

00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,199

Thank you, my babies.

00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,539

- Rachel?

RACHEL: Yeah?

00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:36,127

Did you hear what happened

between me and Phoebe?

00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,546

- No.

- We kissed.

00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,550

I didn't initiate it,

but I also didn't stop it.

00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,468

I've been feeling guilty.

00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,889

Okay

00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,850

So, um...

00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,727

...are we cool?

00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,898

Okay.

00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,068

I knew you would understand.

00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,535

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