Эпизод, где Чендлер пересекает черту

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It was like torture.

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If we go to war and you're captured,

you're in for a surprise.

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It keeps getting worse.

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I'm in love with

my roommate's girlfriend.

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Every time we're in the same room,

there's weird energy between us.

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Call me crazy, but

I think she likes me too.

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And now I have seen her naked.

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At least with her clothes on...

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...I could imagine her body

was covered in boils.

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But there are no boils.

She's smooth.

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Smooth!

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Wow...

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Could you see up his robe?

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MONICA: Oh, my God.

GROUP: Yeah.

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- Here you go.

- I'll call you.

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Great.

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Hey, hey. Who was that?

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Casey. We're going out tonight.

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Going out? Wow.

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It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer.

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No, things are fine.

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I'm having a late meal with her

after an early one with Casey.

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- What?

JOEY: Yeah.

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The craziest thing is,

I just ate a whole pizza myself.

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CHANDLER:

Wait...

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- You're going out with Kathy.

- Yeah.

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Why are you upset?

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Well, I'm upset...

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...for you.

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Sex with an endless line of women

must be unfulfilling.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like we're exclusive.

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Look, Joey.

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Kathy's not fulfilling

your emotional needs.

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But Casey...

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Granted, I just saw

the back of her head.

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But I got this sense

that she's smart and funny...

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...and gets you.

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You got all that

from the back of her head?

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It's time to settle down.

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Make a choice. Pick a lane.

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Who's Elaine?

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[SINGING]

Little Tony Tarzan

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Swinging on a nose hair

Swinging with the greatest of ease

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I don't know the next verse.

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You could just go:

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[SINGING]

Greatest of ease

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Ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma...

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Then go right into it.

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I like that.

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How do you know about

"ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma"?

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You know, I used to play.

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That's right. The keyboards?

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A little in high school.

I got into it in college.

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That's when I really found my sound.

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Juice just came out of my nose,

but it was worth it.

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Oh, my God.

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- I completely forgot about your sound.

- Yeah.

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He'd lock himself in the basement.

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No one was ever allowed to hear

"the sound."

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I want to hear "the sound."

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No, I mean, I haven't played in so long.

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Well, it's really personal stuff.

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Play that funky music, white boy.

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MONICA: Yeah, come on.

- No, you guys.

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My keyboards are all the way...

Yeah, okay.

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Okay, guys.

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All right. Bring it on, you.

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Here we go.

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[PLAYS ONE NOTE]

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You know, I've never played

my stuff for anyone before.

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It's important that you understand...

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...it's about communicating...

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...very private emotions.

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[PLAYS ONE NOTE]

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You know...

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You should think of my work...

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...as wordless sound poems.

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- That's what...

- My God, play.

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[SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]

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[SOUND EFFECTS PLAY]

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Well, you know, that was...

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...terrific.

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Really...

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...bitchin'.

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Wow. It was so wow.

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Really?

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Yeah. I mean, you should

play in public.

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Wow, thanks, you guys. That's...

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I want to play you another piece.

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ROSS:

Oh.

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I left my helicopter sounds

on another disk. I'll be back.

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This is so nice. I mean, I am so...

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God bless my dad

for soundproofing the basement.

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I can't believe I ever let him

touch me with those fingers.

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What are you guys talking about?

I loved it.

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It was so moving.

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It's so different

from the stuff you usually hear.

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You mean, music?

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[DUCK QUACKS]

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I know what you think.

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Yes, yes, your breasts

are just as firm and juicy.

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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Come in.

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Hey.

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Oh, God. Is that Baywatch?

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Yes, but I just watch it

for the articles.

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So is Joey around?

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No, he's not back yet.

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Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern?

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I don't have a preference. You?

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I like it in the stern.

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Of the boat.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello.

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It's me. Casey and I

had a little car trouble.

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- What happened?

JOEY: We broke down.

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I have to get transmission fluid.

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Tell Kathy that I'm sorry

and I'll be there soon.

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- Why can't you tell her?

JOEY: I think my time is about to...

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Joey? Joey?

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Yeah?

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I thought your time ran out.

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Me too, but I guess I do have...

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Joey's running a little late,

and he says he's sorry.

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I guess it's just you and me, then.

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Oh.

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- Okay.

- Yeah, I think it is.

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So what'd you do today?

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I had an appointment

to cut my hair.

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- Looks great.

- And then it got canceled.

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I could cut it.

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Really?

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Yeah, I learned at my aunt's

dog-grooming shop. What do you say?

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Dog grooming?

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Don't make my tail too poofy.

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You have really great hair.

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Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

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[CHANDLER MOANS]

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Joey also has great hair.

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Yes, Joey has great hair.

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I'm basically done here.

Let me get this hair off your neck.

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What are you doing?

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Checking if it's even.

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Okay.

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Looks good.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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The phone! The phone's making sounds.

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- Hello.

- Hey, dude, it's me.

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Hey, it's Joey.

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It looks like we'll be stuck here.

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I got the fluid.

The transmission wasn't there.

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- What?

JOEY: It fell out.

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I just figured we hit a dog.

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Okay.

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JOEY: Could you put Kathy on?

I want to apologize to her.

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It's Joey.

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Hey...

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No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

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Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It's okay.

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I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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- I should probably go.

- Yeah.

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Yes. Yeah...

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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I forgot my purse.

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Oh...

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I really did. I forgot my purse.

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- This is bad. It's bad.

- Horrible.

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Wait, the kiss or the situation?

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The kiss was good.

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- But that's bad.

- Here's what we do.

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- We forget it.

- What?

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We swallow our feelings, even if

we're unhappy forever. Sound good?

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Can you really do that?

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I have to. He's my best friend.

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And you're seeing him.

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Chandler, I like Joey a lot.

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But with you...

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No, don't. Don't, see?

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You're getting me confused.

I'm starting to yearn.

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I'm sorry.

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If you want to pretend that

nothing happened, I can try.

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I think we have to.

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Okay.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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Are you still out there?

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KATHY:

No.

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[SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]

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[SINGING IN DISTORTED VOICE]

Electrifying

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Infinite time

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There's a Starbucks

about three blocks down.

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He's so inspired.

Just look at him. Look at him go.

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[IN DISTORTED VOICE]

Thank you very much.

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MONICA:

Hey, aren't you up next?

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- I'm not playing tonight.

- Why not?

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I can't follow Ross.

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It'd be like those

poor bicycle-riding chimps...

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...who had to follow the Beatles. No.

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Phoebe. Ross sucks.

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The place has emptied because of him.

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My God, he's not even

appreciated in his own time.

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I'd give anything to not be

appreciated in my own time.

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Okay. Phoebe...

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You suck too.

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Yeah, Phoebe.

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You're awful.

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You guys.

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You suck too.

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Man. I can't believe

I locked myself out again.

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Hang on, buddy.

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My God. What happened?

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- Did you do all this? Why?

CHANDLER: I sure did.

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It made me feel good to do

something nice for my friend.

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You're amazing.

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No, this is amazing.

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A TV appears from nowhere.

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The dream.

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How did you afford all this?

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I'm 29. I mean, who needs

a savings account?

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You're the best friend

anyone has ever had.

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I don't know.

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JOEY:

No, you are.

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You do this, you give me advice...

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What you said about

focusing on one woman?

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I'll do that.

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With Casey?

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I'll see how things go with Kathy.

She's cool.

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- Or Casey.

JOEY: No, Kathy.

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Could be Casey.

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No, Kathy.

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Consider Casey.

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I think somebody's

got a little crush on Casey.

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I'll fix you two up.

What do you think?

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That all the pieces of my life

are falling right into place.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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You were really great.

You were really, really great.

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Thanks.

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Monica tells me you don't want

to play anymore because of me...

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...and, you know, my talent.

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Is that true?

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- Well, kind of, yeah.

- Pheebs...

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I was trying to be really okay

and upbeat about it...

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...but I just feel so dwarfed

by your musical gift.

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See, but...

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Pheebs, that is the exact

opposite intent of my music.

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You know, my music

is meant to inspire.

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If it bothers you this much...

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...then I won't play anymore.

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No, don't do that.

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How could I live if I knew I was

depriving the world of your music?

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Yeah, okay.

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ROSS: Hey, Chandler.

Saw the new furniture. Very nice.

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Joey has the best boyfriend ever.

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I kissed Kathy.

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GROUP:

What? Are you serious?

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- Does Joey know?

CHANDLER: No.

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Is there any way you think

he will understand this?

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You obviously haven't

screwed over your friends.

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Which we all appreciate.

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If you'd told him how you felt

before you kissed her...

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...knowing Joey,

he'd have stepped aside.

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Don't say that. That's not true, is it?

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GROUP: Yeah.

MONICA: He loves you.

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Then why didn't you tell me to do that?

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I said something to Phoebe.

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And I thought it was a really good idea.

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GROUP: Yeah, I remember.

CHANDLER: Oh, my God.

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What am I going to do?

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You'll have to tell him.

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Why do I have to?

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- Because you do.

- Yeah, I know.

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Would it be okay

if I wrote a song about this?

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Sambuca Margarita?

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It that a real thing?

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Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now.

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Listen, Joe. I need to...

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I need to talk to you.

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What's up?

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It's about Kathy.

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I like her.

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I like her a lot, actually.

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You do?

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Yeah.

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Your timing couldn't be better.

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She's not my girlfriend anymore.

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What?

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- Yeah, she broke up with me.

- When?

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Just now, after acting class.

00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,271

I thought she was doing some scene,

so I let people watch.

00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,735

Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay?

00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:37,240

I've been better, but I'm all right.

So you like her?

00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,034

Yes, but I don't have to.

00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,954

No, it's okay.

00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,832

- Yeah?

JOEY: Yeah.

00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,418

You know why?

Because you came to me first.

00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,049

I thought that would be

the best thing to do.

00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,845

You might have your work

cut out for you.

00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:03,933

When I talked to her, I got the feeling

she's into some other guy.

00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,980

See, that's actually what

I wanted to talk to you about.

00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,984

I think I know who the other guy is.

00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,443

Who?

00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,613

It's me.

00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,574

I'm the other guy.

00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,534

What?

00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:27,373

When you were late last night,

Kathy and I got to talking...

00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,334

...and one thing led to another, and...

00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,962

And what? Did you sleep with her?

00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,797

No, I just kissed her.

00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,091

What? That's even worse.

00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,761

- How is that worse?

- It's the same.

00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,349

There's nothing I could do.

I'm in love with her.

00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,559

JOEY:

Who cares?

00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,854

You went behind my back?

I'd never do that to you.

00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,399

I have no excuses.

I was totally over the line.

00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:58,446

You're so far past the line,

that you can't even see the line.

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It's a dot to you.

00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,908

Yes.

00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:06,162

Yes, right. And I feel horrible.

You have to believe me.

00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,831

Is that why you bought all this?

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You know what?

00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,503

JOEY:

I will not watch your TV.

00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,589

I won't listen to your stereo.

00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:21,093

And there's a loaf in the new bread maker

I won't eat. Know why?

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Because...

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It's all tainted with your betrayal.

00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,479

This apartment is empty to me.

I'm not happy about you, either.

00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,652

[BREAD MAKER BELL RINGS]

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And just so you know...

00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,657

...I made that bread for you.

00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,501

[SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]

00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,003

[SOUND EFFECTS PLAY]

00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,049

Oh, my God. He's totally lost it.

00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,261

What?

00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,806

Phoebe. This cannot get any worse.

00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,101

Rats in the basement

are hanging themselves.

00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,779

Thank you. Thanks.

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I lost it.

00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,454

I won't play anymore.

00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,708

Would you... Can you finish my set?

00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,043

After that? Yeah.

00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,548

No, I mean, if I can help.

00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,556

Like I could lose it.

00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,186

- What?

- I played bad on purpose, guys.

00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,813

- Oh.

- Oh.

00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,858

You were playing bad this whole time.

00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,526

Just that last song.

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