Эпизод, где они идут на вечеринку!

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Our eyes are closed, and we're about

to cross the street. Very good.

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Okay. Open up.

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What do you want to show us?

Because all I can see is this bitchen van.

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Yeah, it's for our catering business.

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CHANDLER: Oh.

- I think I know that girl.

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- We're not gonna keep it this way, though.

- No?

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We're gonna paint over the sword

and replace it with a baguette.

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RACHEL:

Oh.

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Um, also, we don't know what to do

with this.

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Oh, yeah, I definitely know her.

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Remember that guy from cooking school

that put cilantro in everything?

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- Oh, sure, Cilantro Larry.

MONICA: Yeah.

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Well, I'm gonna fill in for him as food critic

for the Chelsea Reporter.

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Wow. Monica, what an amazing opportunity

to influence...

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...dozens of people.

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What about our catering business?

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Oh, no, no, it's just one night a week.

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Plus, I get to take all of you out

for free dinners.

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BOTH: Hey.

PHOEBE: Oh.

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Well, in that case:

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[CHUCKLES]

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- That was me hopping onboard.

MONICA: Oh.

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Hey, guys. Hey, Ross.

Quick question for you.

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Are you ready to party?

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I don't know, I could maybe go out

for a couple of beers.

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But there's this thing about bumblebees

on the Discovery Channel.

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No, no, no, I don't think you heard me.

Are you ready to party?

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No.

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Gandalf? Gandalf is coming to town?

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Kathy's with her parents,

I have nothing to do.

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Tomorrow we are partying

with Gandalf, dude.

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Dude, we are so gonna party. Yeah.

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Wow, okay. Dude alert.

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And who is this guy?

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Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson.

Only, like, the funnest guy in the world.

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I'm gonna call

and get off work tomorrow.

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Oh. I'm gonna call after you.

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This is gonna be so cool.

Dude, we never party anymore.

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BOTH:

Whoo!

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All right, were you guys

smoking something in the back of our van?

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What do you mean, we never have fun?

You have fun with me.

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Remember the time we saw those strippers

and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?

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Joey, you are gonna love this guy.

Gandalf is like the party wizard.

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- Well, why do you call him Gandalf?

- Gandalf the wizard.

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Hello? Didn't you read

Lord of the Rings in high school?

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[SCOFFS]

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No, I had sex in high school.

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Oh. Uh, Joanna? I was wondering

if I could ask you something.

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There's an opening for an assistant buyer

in Junior Miss...

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Okay, but that would be a step down

for me.

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No, actually, I meant for me.

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The hiring committee

is meeting people all day and...

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Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but I guess

you can't stay my assistant forever.

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Neither can you, Sophie,

but for different reasons.

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I'm so glad

you don't have a problem with this.

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If you did,

I wouldn't have considered applying.

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Really? In that case...

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And that's why I'm so glad

there's no problem.

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Yeah, it's fine. I'm on the hiring committee,

so there'll be one friendly face.

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Oh, that's great.

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- You know, Junior Miss is where I started.

- Really?

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I had to sleep with the ugliest guy

to get that job.

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- Really?

- No. Ha, ha.

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Yeah.

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- I mean, no. No, no, no. Ha, ha.

- No. Ha, ha.

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I'm sure with your qualifications,

you won't need to sleep with some guy.

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Oh. Ha, ha.

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Although, uh,

I might need some convincing.

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- Um... Oh.

- Kidding. Ha, ha.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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- God, I feel wild today.

- Aah!

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Oh, man, I am so excited, I may vomit.

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Will you calm down?

He's just a human guy.

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Look, you don't understand.

Gandalf is amazing.

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You never know what's gonna happen.

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You go out for a couple of beers and

end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia.

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- Really?

- Oh, yeah, it's beautiful country up there.

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Hey. Okay.

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I got my passport, fresh socks,

and a snakebite kit.

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It's not gonna be exactly like last time.

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All right, I'll see you guys.

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ROSS & CHANDLER:

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I have an audition,

but I'll hook up with you later.

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- Where you gonna be around noon?

CHANDLER: Heh.

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Somewhere maybe along the equator?

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[ROSS & CHANDLER LAUGH]

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Okay.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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CHANDLER:

Hello?

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It's Gandalf.

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[BOTH WHOOP]

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So are you in town?

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Oh, well...

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Well, maybe next time, then.

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What happened?

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He's not gonna make it.

He's stuck in Chicago.

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Oh, man.

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Chicago's so lucky.

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Stupid, useless Canadian money.

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You have a very impressive résumé,

Ms. Green.

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I especially like what I see here

about implementing a new filing system.

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Thank you.

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Filing system? Oh, you mean those little

colored labels you put on all the folders?

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It certainly did brighten up

the inside of the filing cabinets.

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Well, they, uh... They did more than that.

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I notice that you've been entrusted

with a lot of important responsibilities.

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Yes. Joanna really has been

an incredible mentor to me.

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Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible

at getting my morning bagel.

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It's amazing how she gets it right

almost every time.

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Of course,

I have more responsibilities than that.

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Oh, yes, of course. There's the coffee too.

Rachel can carry two things at once.

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That's, uh, very good.

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Now, a big part of this job...

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...is cultivating personal relationships,

especially with designers.

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- Yes, I realize...

JOANNA: Rachel shouldn't have any problem.

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Her only problem might be getting a little

too friendly, if you know what I mean.

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I love working with designers.

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With them, under them,

what's the difference, eh, Rach?

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Hey. My first review is out.

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Oh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter.

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Ah. These used to keep me so warm.

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- All right, look, I'm on the back page.

- Ooh. Oh!

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Okay. "Would I go back to Allesandro's?

Sure, but I would have to order two meals.

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One for me, and one for the guy

pointing the gun to my head."

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Wow, you really laid into this place.

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Hey, they don't pay me a penny a word

to make friends.

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Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy

who could fix up the van for catering.

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- Oh. You want me to go with you?

- No, no, it's okay.

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But are we sure

we don't want the waterbed?

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- Haven't we made this decision?

- Yeah, all right.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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[INTERCOM BUZZES]

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Who is it?

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MAN [OVER INTERCOM]:

It's Allesandro, from Allesandro's.

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Oh, my God.

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MAN: I wanna talk to you about your review.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Call me on the phone.

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MAN:

What, so you can hang up on me?

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I'm never gonna let you up,

so you may as well just go away.

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MAN:

Just give me a chance to...

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PHOEBE [OVER INTERCOM]:

Do you need to get in? Here you go.

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- No, Phoebe!

PHOEBE: Oh, hey, Monica.

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[DOOR CLOSES OVER INTERCOM]

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I want a retraction.

Our food is not "inedible swill."

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I couldn't eat it.

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I have five friends who couldn't eat it,

and one of them eats books.

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Well, our service is not

"grossly incompetent."

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The waiter carried the breadsticks

in his pants.

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Well, you said that we accept

the Discover Card...

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...which we do not.

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All right, that I'll retract.

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But I stand by my review.

I know food, and that wasn't it.

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Your marinara sauce

tastes like tomato juice.

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You should serve it with vodka

and a piece of celery.

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Hey, I'm proud of that sauce.

It's delicious.

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Oh, my God.

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You own an Italian restaurant

and you think that tastes good?

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Where are you even from?

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Lebanon.

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Hand me those tomatoes.

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I'm gonna show you what it should

taste like. Come on, hand them to me.

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How long is this gonna take?

I got another critic I gotta go yell at.

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Ahem. Uh, Joanna,

I wanna talk about that interview.

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I thought it went very well.

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No, it didn't.

That's what I wanna talk to you about.

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[IN STRAINED VOICE]

Now, just to brief you...

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...I may cry.

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But they are not tears of sadness

or of anger...

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...but just of me having this discussion

with you.

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Rachel, please, don't make a scene.

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There's nobody here.

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Sophie, get in here.

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You see?

Now you're making Sophie uncomfortable.

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She's not making me uncomfortable.

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Congratulations, you've just crossed

the line into completely useless. Get out.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Do you want me to quit?

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What? What would make you think that?

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Well, all of those things you said

in the interview.

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If you believe any of them,

I must not be a very good assistant.

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You know what?

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I am just going to pack up my desk...

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...and I will be gone

by the end of the day.

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Well, I guess there's no use me

sticking around till the end of the day.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You can put your sad little muffin

back in its drawer.

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If you must know the truth,

I didn't wanna lose a good assistant.

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What?

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That's why I said all those things

about your flirting and your drinking.

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My drinking?

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Oh. I must have said that after you left.

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Said what, exactly?

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That you enjoy the occasional drink...

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...- ing binge.

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Oh, my God. Oh. That is it. I'm leaving.

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- You are just a horrible person.

- No, wait, wait, wait.

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Now, if you're gonna get

all sensitive about it.

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I don't want to lose you.

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What if I create a position for you?

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I'll make you assistant buyer

in this department.

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- Say more things like that.

- Um...

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You can have your own office and a raise,

effective tomorrow.

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- I'd need an expense account.

- Done.

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- And an assistant.

- Sophie, get in here.

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Now it seems like a lifetime, doesn't it?

Starting from...

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Hey, what are you guys doing here?

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I thought you'd be partying

with Gandoldorf.

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It's Gandalf, and he's not coming.

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- So you've been sitting here all morning?

- No.

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I balanced my checkbook.

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Yeah, and I gave first names

to all the foosball players.

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I can't believe he didn't come.

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So what if he didn't come?

We can still go out and party ourselves.

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Oh, no, you know, with Gandalf,

we'd be out all night.

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Yeah, we'd meet total strangers

and hang out with them.

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Well, we could do that.

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There was other stuff too.

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We'll do it all, and better.

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Look, after tonight,

Gandalf will wanna party with us, dude.

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Come on.

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- Yeah.

JOEY: Yeah.

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- It's not like we don't know how to party.

- Yeah. All right. Let's go.

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And maybe we could end up

on a boat again?

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BOTH: Yeah!

- All right!

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Ah!

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Hey, hey, hey. When were we on a boat?

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Remember that really cold morning...

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...when you woke up

and those dogs were licking your face?

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ROSS: Yeah.

- Those were seals, man.

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Hey, how do you think this suit would look

on an assistant buyer...?

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The owner of Allesandro's

came to yell at me...

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...but I made him some sauce,

and he offered me the job as head chef.

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Oh, my God.

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You just ruined the thing I was practicing

the whole way home, but I'm so happy.

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Can you believe it?

I finally get to run my own kitchen.

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Oh, you've waited so long.

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MONICA: Ha, ha, oh.

RACHEL: Oh.

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- Hey.

- Hey, Pheebs. Quick question for you.

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How do you think this suit would look

on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdale's?

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I don't know. It would totally depend

on her coloring and...

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- You got the job!

RACHEL: Yes!

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Oh! You got the job?

Why didn't you tell me?

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Oh. It's gonna be so great.

I'm gonna get to help decide what we sell.

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I'm gonna have an office

with walls and everything.

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- I'm gonna have walls.

MONICA: Aw.

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Is this the day of good news or what?

I got us a job.

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The wedding reception.

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Oh.

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Um, Phoebe,

I kind of need to talk to you about that.

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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

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Um...

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Well, I think it might be time for me

to take a step back from the catering.

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- But we've only had one job.

- Tsk.

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I know, but now we have this second one,

and it just feels like it's snowballing.

00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,195

Yeah, what are you saying?

00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,699

I got offered the head-chef job

at Allesandro's.

00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:14,370

- What?

- It's okay, you don't really need me.

00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,915

You're the cook.

00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,376

Without you,

it's just me driving up to people's houses...

00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,545

...with empty trays and asking for money.

00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,508

All right.

00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:31,095

But, um, well, I'll pay you back

all the money you invested.

00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,390

- And you can keep the van.

- For what?

00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,437

I can't believe this.

I gotta get out of here.

00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,731

Phoebe, wait a minute.

00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,733

[DOOR CLOSES]

00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,362

I'm an assistant buyer!

00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,411

All right, we'll get a little coffee,

get energized, then we'll head back out.

00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,872

- Yeah, all right.

- Okay.

00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,875

[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,046

So we're having fun, right?

We don't need that wizard guy.

00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,216

We hit a couple of clubs,

talked to some strangers...

00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,928

...then after this, we'll go down

to the docks and see about that boat thing.

00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,182

I'm kind of beat.

00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,226

Actually...

00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,894

...me too.

00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,062

JOEY:

Are you serious?

00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,271

ROSS & CHANDLER:

Yeah.

00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,190

Thank God. I'm exhausted.

00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,566

[ROSS GROANS]

00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,944

So you guys want coffees?

00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,280

Yeah, but I don't wanna be up too late,

so I'll have a decaf.

00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,241

Yeah, me too.

00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,828

Actually, could I get some hot water

with a little lemon?

00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:42,667

I strained my voice screaming in there.

Does it have to be so loud?

00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,920

Oh. I can't hear a word you're saying,

my ears are ringing so bad.

00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,674

Huh. I was glad I brought that extra pair

of socks, you know?

00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,925

I used them as mittens.

00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,011

I didn't wanna touch a thing

in that last place.

00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,429

Oh.

00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,768

How sad are we?

00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,270

Yeah, I know.

00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,231

You know what? We're not sad.

00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,734

We're not sad,

we're just not 21 anymore, you know?

00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,402

I'm 29 years old, damn it.

00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,113

I wanna sit in a comfortable chair,

watch television...

00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,115

...and go to sleep at a reasonable hour.

00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,450

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:19,287

Yeah, and I like to hang out in a quiet place

where I can talk to my friends.

00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,496

ALL:

Yeah.

00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:25,501

And so what if I like to go home,

throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath?

00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,798

We're 29. We're not women.

00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,684

Oh. There you are.

00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,937

Hey, I'm glad that you decided

to hear me out.

00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,190

Okay, I'm hearing.

00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,026

I've been doing a lot of thinking. A lot.

00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:55,198

And, well, I came up with a whole bunch of

businesses that you can do with your van.

00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,866

Okay, um...

00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,620

- You could be a flower delivery person.

- What?

00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,914

Or a bakery delivery person.

00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,123

[SPUTTERS]

00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,333

Pizza?

00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,919

Monica.

00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,838

All right, I got a whole bunch of stuff

in this area...

00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,716

...but I'm getting the feeling

you don't wanna deliver.

00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,929

- No.

- Okay.

00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,350

I'm guessing if you don't wanna deliver...

00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,603

...you probably don't wanna

pick up stuff either.

00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,313

No.

00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,819

You know what?

00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,364

- Let's do the catering business.

- Really? Are you sure?

00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,326

Yeah. You know,

I made a commitment to you.

00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,538

- Know what? Lt'd be fun.

- Oh, it will be fun.

00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,706

- Oh. Yay!

- Aw.

00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,918

Okay. Ooh, let's plan

the wedding reception. Okay.

00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,336

[PHOEBE GIGGLES]

00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,173

Wow.

00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,427

You really wanted me

to do something with this van.

00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,018

You know what?

I want you to take the chefjob.

00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,021

- Really?

PHOEBE: Yeah.

00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,315

That's what you really want.

00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,734

Yeah, I don't wanna be the reason

you're unhappy.

00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,194

That would make me unhappy.

00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,406

And I really don't wanna be the reason

I'm unhappy.

00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,159

Thank you.

00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:27,081

Besides, it might be kind of fun

to form the new A-Team.

00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,093

Oh, hi, Mrs. Lynch. Is Joanna in already?

00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,971

Oh, my goodness. You haven't heard.

00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,639

Heard what?

00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,976

Joanna passed away last night.

00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,812

Oh, my God. How?

00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,899

Well, she was leaving work,

and she was hit by a cab.

00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,943

Oh, my God. Oh, I cannot believe it.

00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,363

- I know.

- Oh, God.

00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:04,619

Oh, God.

00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,997

I didn't realize that you were so close.

00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,751

Yes. So close.

00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:19,508

Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional

and difficult time for all of us.

00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,512

But by any chance, did Joanna

send any paperwork your way...

00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,641

...before it happened?

00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,143

No, nothing.

00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,940

Imagine, if she'd just stepped off that curb

a few seconds later...

00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:39,070

Oh. Yes, yes, just a few seconds

and she'd still be with us.

00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,656

Nothing about an assistant buyer?

00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,533

I'm sorry. I have to go.

00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,993

[SOBS]

00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,995

Good morning.

00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,123

Oh, Sophie,

I guess you didn't hear about Joanna.

00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,792

I sure did.

00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,842

I'm so excited about having Monica

come onboard with us.

00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,846

Although I do feel bad

about having fired Chef Emilio.

00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,766

It is like losing a member of the family.

00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:13,104

Of course, that literally is the case

for several of you.

00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,358

Tony, Carlos, Marie...

00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:21,570

...please tell your father

how much we're going to miss him.

00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,410

Now, I know that Monica

has a lot of great ideas for this place.

00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,496

Well, you all read the review. Ha, ha.

00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,999

So without much further ado...

00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:37,295

...I present to you our new head chef.

00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:48,222

Um, I just wanna say, uh,

that with a pinch of excitement...

00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,726

...a dash of hard work,

and a dollop of cooperation...

00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,853

...we can have the recipe...

00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,567

Are you going to kill me?

00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,496

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