Эпизод с девушкой из Пукипси

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Sorry I'm late.

Did I miss anything?

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Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos

in his mouth.

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Fifteen?

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Your personal best! Ha, ha.

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Mm-mm. Mm.

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Where were you?

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On a date.

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I met this girl on a train

going to a museum upstate.

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PHOEBE: Which museum?

CHANDLER: How'd you meet her?

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No. Answer his.

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We were at the back of the train.

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I sat near the door

so she'd have to pass by me...

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...if she wanted to switch cars.

She was totally at my mercy.

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Were you so late because

you were burying this woman?

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I'm late because

she lives in Poughkeepsie.

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She seems great,

but she's two and a half hours away.

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How can she be great

if she's from Poughkeepsie? Ha-ha-ha.

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That joke would have killed

in Albany.

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Done! I did it.

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Who's stupid now?

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Look! They're lighting

the big Christmas tree tonight.

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Um, that paper is two weeks old.

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Who keeps leaving old newspapers

in the trash?

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I really wanted

to take Kathy to this.

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At least you have somebody

to miss stuff with.

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I hate being alone

this time of year.

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Next it's Valentine's Day...

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...then my birthday, then bang!

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Then they're lighting

that damn tree again.

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I want somebody!

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You know, I want a man!

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It doesn't even have to be

a big relationship. Just a fling!

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I didn't think girls ever

just wanted a fling.

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Let me tell you, it's been

a long time since I've been flung.

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I know what I'm giving you

for Christmas.

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There are nice guys in my office.

Want me to set you up?

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Yeah.

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I've been single a long time.

Why haven't you offered before?

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I have a girlfriend.

I'm happy.

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I no longer go out of my way

to stop others from being happy.

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Okay.

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No accountants.

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And no one from "legal."

I don't like boring jobs.

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And Ross was what?

A lion tamer?

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PHOEBE:

What's wrong, Mon?

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Everybody at work still hates me.

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I was making headway.

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Everyone was smiling at me,

and then I get off work...

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...and find out they wrote this

on my chef's hat.

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Maybe they meant to write

"Quiet, Bitch."

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What's the matter?

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Fine! Just trying to be nice.

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I haven't been picked on this much

since kindergarten.

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And they brought in someone from

junior high to do the see-saw with me.

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[LAUGHING]

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Aw.

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They're trying to make me quit.

If it were any other job, I would.

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But I've waited for this

my whole life.

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Wait, you're the boss.

Yell at them. Or fire them!

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I would love to, but I can't.

I'm not good at confrontation.

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You know what you can do?

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I read about this director,

Orson Welles...

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...who, at the beginning, would

hire somebody just to fire them.

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Then they would all know who was boss.

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I'm not doing anything.

Why not fire me?

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It's a good idea.

Can you waiter?

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Good enough to get fired.

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All right. You're hired!

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Hey!

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That's why I got fired last week!

Does Orson Welles direct commercials?

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Yes.

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I say, Drew?

Are you seeing anybody right now?

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I'm not asking for me.

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I'm not gay.

I'm not asking you out.

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I'm not gay.

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I didn't think you were gay.

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I do now.

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My friend, Rachel,

wants to be set up.

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I just got out of

a big relationship.

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I'm not looking to get serious.

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That's okay. A fling

might be all right with her.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this "Hot Rachel"

that you took to the Christmas Party?

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By the way, that is her full name.

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Wow! I'm free for her.

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Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free.

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Let's talk it over

at the Ranger game.

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Hold on.

I just got a box of Cubans.

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I'll bring them

by your office at 5.

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That's a little later

than I usually stay, but sure.

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Before the game, we could enjoy

some eight-year-old Basil Haydens.

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I don't know what that is,

but let's!

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I'm writing a holiday song for everyone.

Do you want to hear it?

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JOEY: Yeah!

RACHEL: Yes!

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Okay.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[SINGING]

Happy Hanukkah, Monica

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May your Christmas be snowy, Joey

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Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross

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Spin the dreidel, Rachel

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- Pheebs, that's great!

PHOEBE: Oh, yay!

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But you know, uh,

Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.

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I know, but it's so hard.

Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!

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What are you talking about?

Lots of things rhyme with Rachel:

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Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable.

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Maypole.

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All good. Thanks.

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Um, do you, maybe, have a nickname

that's easier to rhyme?

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- Didn't your dad call you "Pumpkin"?

- Oh, yeah.

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But did he ever call you

"Budolph"?

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- Hello, children.

ALL: Hey.

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Have I got the 50 guys for you!

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Really?

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I showed them your picture.

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Guys are throwing themselves at me

and giving me stuff.

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- Knicks tonight?

- Where are the seats?

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Wherever! I've got 20.

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Will I like any of these guys?

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You know, I'm going to, uh...

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...play the field a little bit more.

RACHEL: Chandler...

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Guys are signing over

their 401 Ks to me.

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You work with robots?

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Yes.

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One guy, Patrick, you'll like him.

He's nice, funny and a swimmer.

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I like swimmers' bodies.

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His dad made the magnetic strip

on credit cards.

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I like credit cards!

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I'm not bad at this!

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- What does he do?

- He works in fine foods.

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- You have a fine foods division?

- It's a big company...

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Now, wait a second.

You make food and robots?

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No, the robots just work for them.

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MONICA:

All right, I'm going to work.

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Does anybody have

a problem with that?

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Yeah, lady. I do!

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I got a problem!

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I'll give you a problem!

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What will you do?

Fire me?

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You bet your ass I'll fire you!

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See you later.

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I should go.

I've got a date.

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With who?

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You know the girl

who lives in Poughkeepsie?

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Not her.

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This is someone else.

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I can't decide between the two.

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The one from Poughkeepsie, though

two hours away, is pretty...

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...really smart and a lot of fun.

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But this other girl,

she lives right uptown.

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She's just as pretty.

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I guess she's smart.

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She's not fun.

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If she's no fun,

why date her at all?

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I want to give her a chance.

She lives so close.

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And, at the end of the date,

she said something that...

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...if she was kidding,

was very funny.

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If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun.

She's stupid and racist.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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How was your first day

at the restaurant?

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Damn!

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JOEY: Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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What happened to your fancy jacket?

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They baked it.

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I can't take this anymore.

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- I'm going to fire you tonight.

- You got it. Oh, oh!

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What are you doing?

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You're still on fire there.

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I think you got it!

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Chandler, you have

the best taste in men.

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Like father, like son.

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Patrick and I had such

a great time last night!

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This could, maybe, get serious.

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I thought you weren't looking

for serious. Just a fling?

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Well, you know, possibly.

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You didn't tell him that,

though, right?

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Uh, no?

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You told this guy that

I was looking for a fling?

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- You don't tell him that!

- Why not?

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I'd be thrilled if some hot girl...

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I see.

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You telling him I want a fling

and me putting out...

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...he's so going to get

the wrong idea!

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Joey, could you pass the cheese?

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I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey.

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I thought it might be fun

to try out a cool nickname.

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Hey, Dragon!

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Here's your tips

from Monday and Tuesday.

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There's $300 in this one.

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People get generous

around the holidays.

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And it never hurts

to wear tight trousers.

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Could the waiters listen

to the specials?

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There's Chilean sea bass

with a mango relish...

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Why is nobody writing these?

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We can remember them.

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Because you'll make up fake specials

and make me cook them?

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Sure, that too.

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Forget the specials for a minute.

Um, here's the thing...

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For the last two weeks I have, uh...

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...tried hard to create

a positive atmosphere.

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Can't hear you!

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Positive atmosphere.

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But I've had it up to here.

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From now on,

it is going to be my way...

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...or the highway. All right?

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Does anybody have

a problem with that?

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Hey, new guy.

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I said, does anybody

have a problem with that?

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No, ma'am.

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He has a name. It's Dragon.

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You want to know your name?

Check your hat.

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We did the hat, right?

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- What the hell just happened?

- I am so sorry.

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I was going to do it.

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But I was standing there

with $327 in one hand...

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...and $238 in the other.

And I was thinking...

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...it's been a long time since I had...

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...327 plus $238!

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We had a deal! It's why you're here.

I've got to fire you!

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And I got to pay rent!

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How about you don't fire me.

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Instead, I stay.

I gain their trust.

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They'll listen to the nice things

I say about you.

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What nice things?

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Nothing yet. They hate you,

and I want to fit in.

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[SINGING] Happy Hanukkah,

Chandler and Monica, Merry, merry...

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You know what, Pheebs?

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I'm not Jewish so...

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Ross doesn't decorate his tree

with floss...

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...but he's not complaining.

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[MUMBLING]

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Bad dream?

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I wasn't sleeping.

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What was Phoebe's song about?

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It's the one with the cat.

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I got to go.

I've got another date.

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PHOEBE:

Did you pick one yet?

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It turns out the one

from uptown was making a joke.

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It was a different joke.

It wasn't that funny.

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So I'm still torn.

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You don't like the one from uptown.

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And you're exhausted

from dating Poughkeepsie.

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Just end them both!

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Go to Poughkeepsie

and break up with her.

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Then break up with uptown.

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By the time you get home,

you're done!

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You're right. Thank you.

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I had a similar problem

when I lived in Prague.

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- Prague?

- So much you don't know.

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RACHEL:

Chandler?

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Patrick just, uh, ended things with me.

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Did you or didn't you tell him

I wanted a serious relationship?

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I did! I absolutely did!

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You idiot!

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I'm sure you're right.

But why?

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You don't tell a guy that

you want a serious relationship.

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Now you scared him away!

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I am sorry.

I am so sorry.

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You should never be allowed

to talk to people!

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I know, I know!

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Now I'm right back where I started.

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This sucks!

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Being alone sucks!

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You'll meet somebody.

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You're a great catch!

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When I told those guys about you,

I didn't have to lie once.

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- Really?

- Yeah.

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You graduated magna cum laude, right?

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No.

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It doesn't matter.

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I got tickets to the Ranger game.

You want to come with me?

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Cute guys in little shorts?

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Sure.

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Actually, it's a hockey team.

Angry Canadians with no teeth.

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That sounds fun too.

Thank you.

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Okay.

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Have you ever been with a woman?

00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,991

What?

00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,368

What is the matter with you?

00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,205

There is no good time

to ask that question.

00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,463

The station is Poughkeepsie.

Poughkeepsie!

00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,384

Ross?

00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,012

Wake up!

00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,684

Ross? Ross! Ross!

00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,647

I need more swordfish.

00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,402

- Can you get me more swordfish?

- I don't speak English.

00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,529

You just did.

00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,240

I don't know what to tell you.

00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951

Fine.

00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,630

MONICA:

Very funny.

00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,091

Let me out, please.

00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,676

Come on, I'm cold!

00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,345

[CRASHING]

00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,890

And covered in marinara sauce!

00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,475

Let me out!

00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,981

You found that handle, did you?

00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,903

- It's not funny.

- Well, that's not true.

00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,408

I'm a good person.

And I'm a good chef.

00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,746

And I don't deserve to have

marinara sauce all over me!

00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,666

If you want me

to quit this bad then...

00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,709

Hey. Chef Geller?

00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,462

You know that speech you made?

00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,923

I got a problem with it!

00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,845

- You do?

- You bet I do!

00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:03,432

I just, uh, wasn't listening then,

that's all.

00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,980

If you want a problem,

I'll give you a problem!

00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,150

What are you going to do?

Fire me?

00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,903

You bet I'll fire you!

Get out of my kitchen!

00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,364

Get out!

00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,785

All right.

00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,746

Anybody else got a problem?

00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,999

How about you, chuckles?

00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,959

You think this is funny now?

00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,210

No.

00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:36,841

What if I dance covered in sauce?

You think it's funny?

00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,594

No, it's really good.

00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,431

Take those salads to table four.

00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,433

And you, get the swordfish!

00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,185

And you!

00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187

Get a haircut!

00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,944

Last stop, Montreal.

The stop is Montreal!

00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,282

What?

00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,998

I bet myself

that you had beautiful eyes.

00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,709

Now that I see them, I win!

00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,963

What?

00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,426

We're at my stop.

Would you like to have coffee?

00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,349

Are we really in Montreal?

00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,975

Yes, we are.

00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,685

So coffee?

00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,439

Coffee sounds great.

00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,360

Wait.

00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,528

So you live in Montreal?

00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,449

No, but it's only a two-hour

ferry ride to Nova Scotia.

00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,497

JOEY: I should have thought

about my wife and kids...

00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,041

...before I talked back

to Chef Geller.

00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,460

Thanks.

00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,965

It will be a lean Christmas

at the Dragon house this year.

00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,469

Enough!

00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,390

JOEY:

Lean, lean, lean!

00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,688

[SINGING] Went to the store

Sat on Santa's lap

00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,941

Asked him to bring my friends

All kinds of crap

00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,904

Said all you need is

To write them a song

00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:26,075

Now you haven't heard it yet

So don't try to sing along

00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,370

No, don't sing along

00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,790

Monica, Monica

00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,252

Have a happy Hanukkah

00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,131

Saw Santa Claus

00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,801

He said hello to Ross

00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,888

And please tell Joey

00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,392

Christmas will be snowy

00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,896

And Rachel and Chandler

00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,566

[MUMBLES]

00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,404

Happy holidays, everybody!

00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,414

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