Эпизод с эмбрионами

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What the hell is that?

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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What the hell is that? Is that you?

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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[GROANS]

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- Boy, you're really not a morning person.

- Just back off!

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Get up! Get up! Get up!

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What is that noise?

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You.

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It's the chick.

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She's going through some changes.

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What kind of changes?

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Well, the vet seems to think

that she's becoming a rooster.

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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We're getting a second opinion.

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Hey, what are you doing shopping

at 8 in the morning?

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Well, I've been up since 6...

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...thanks to somebody's

dumb-ass rooster.

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You guys,

you really should get rid of those animals.

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They shouldn't be in an apartment.

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Yeah, especially not with all these

knives and cookbooks around.

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All right, I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor

and, uh, see if I'm ready...

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...to have Frank and Alice's embryo

transferred into my uterus.

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Now, how will they know if you're ready?

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Oh, they're just gonna look and see

if my endometrial layer is thick.

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Oh, I can check that for you.

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Okay, everyone, think "thick."

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GROUP:

Good luck.

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PHOEBE: Hey. Wish me luck.

BOTH: Hey.

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- Oh, good luck.

- Good luck.

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- And I'm still right.

- That is so not true.

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RACHEL:

What?

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She's mad because I know

today's her laundry day...

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...and that means she's wearing

her old-lady underpants.

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I can check that for you.

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I just can't believe that you think that you

and Chandler know me and Rachel...

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...better than we know you.

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Well, we do.

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You can only eat Tic Tacs

in even numbers.

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Yeah, what's that about?

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And you. Ross,

I believe if you check Rachel's bag...

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...you will find a half-eaten box

of cookies in there.

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You're good.

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These are not.

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I'm so not impressed.

Everybody snacks when they shop.

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- Yeah.

JOEY: Oh, yeah?

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Ross, how many items left in that bag?

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- Five.

- Okay.

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Ten bucks says that we can name

every item in that bag.

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- How many guesses do you get?

- Six.

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Challenge extended.

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- Deal.

- Challenge accepted.

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All right, we'll start with...

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...apples.

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We'll be starting with apples.

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Stop that now.

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Yes.

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Okay. Uh, tortilla chips.

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- Yogurt.

- Diet soda.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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- Orange juice.

- No, there's no orange juice in there.

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- We win.

- Ha, ha.

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They have another guess.

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Okay, well, we won that one.

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Okay. The last thing is...

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Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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No, no. Not for, like, another two weeks.

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I got it. Scotch...

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...tape.

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How did you know

she would buy Scotch tape?

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Well, we used up theirs last night

making scary faces.

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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

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Oh, man.

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All right. Ten bucks. Fork it over.

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Cough it up. Pay the piper.

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Give me it.

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That does not mean you know us better.

I want a rematch.

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Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery

questions. Real personal questions.

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Yeah. And the winner gets 100 bucks.

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Serious?

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Are you scared?

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No.

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Okay, who makes up the questions?

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Ross will do it.

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Oh, sure, Ross will do it.

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It's not like he has a job

or a child or a life of his own.

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Well, fine. We'll ask Phoebe.

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No, no, no, I wanna play.

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Looks like your uterus

is ready for implantation.

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Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

I felt really thick this morning.

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- Ha, ha.

- Okay, so, what's now?

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Go get the eggs. Put them in there.

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Okay. It'll take just a little while

to prepare the embryos.

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- Embryos? As in more than one?

- Mm-hm. Five, actually.

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Five? Okay, where am I giving birth...

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...in a hospital

or a big box under the stairs?

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Ha, ha. We do five because

that gives you a 25-percent chance...

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...that at least one will attach.

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That's it? Twenty-five percent?

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That means that it's, like,

75-percent chance of no baby at all?

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Yeah, you know, I was thinking,

what are the odds...

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...if, like, you stuff, like,

200 of them in there?

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Sweetie, now...

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...she's a woman,

not a gumball machine.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Okay, well, you know what? Don't worry.

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I'm gonna do this as many times

as it takes to get it right.

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Well, see, the thing is,

we kind of only have one shot.

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Um, it costs $16,000

each time you do this.

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So, um, we're kind of using all the money

we have to do it just this one time.

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Whoa.

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That's... Okay, that's a lot of pressure

on me and my uterus.

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So... Well, okay.

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So maybe there's something that I can do,

you know, just to make sure I get pregnant.

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No, I'm sorry.

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Wow, you guys

really don't know anything.

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I know. Why doesn't she get drunk?

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That worked for a bunch of girls

in my high school.

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Hey, guys. Do you realize

that any minute now...

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...Phoebe could be pregnant?

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I know, I know.

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- It's such a huge, life-altering thing.

- I know.

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The test is ready.

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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Okay. Each team will answer

10 questions.

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The first team to answer

the most questions wins.

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The categories are

"Fears And Pet Peeves"...

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..."Ancient History"...

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..."Literature"...

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...and "It's All Relative."

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Now, the coin toss,

to see who goes first.

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Okay.

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- Somebody call it this time.

- Yeah.

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MONICA:

Tails.

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- It's heads.

BOTH: Yeah!

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Gentlemen, pick your category.

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"Fears And Pet Peeves."

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"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"

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- Animals dressed as humans.

- That's correct.

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- Ladies?

- Same category.

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Okay.

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"According to Chandler, what phenomenon

scares the bejesus out of him?"

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Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.

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That is correct.

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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The Irish jig guy?

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His legs flail about

as if independent from his body.

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Gentlemen, your pick.

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"It's All Relative."

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"Monica and I had

a grandmother who died.

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You both went to her funeral.

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Name that grandmother."

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- Nana?

- She has a real name.

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- Althea.

- Althea?

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- What are you doing?

- Took a shot.

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Shooting with Althea?

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- Althea is correct.

- Nice shooting.

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We'll take "Literature."

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"Every week, the TV Guide comes

to Chandler and Joey's apartment.

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What name appears

on the address label?"

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Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.

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No.

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I'm afraid the TV Guide

comes to "Chanandler Bong."

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I knew that.

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Rachel, use your head.

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Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

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Hello, teeny embryos.

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Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi.

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I'm hoping to be your uterus

for the next nine months.

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You should know that

we're doing this for Frank and Alice...

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...who you know. You've been there.

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Um...

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You know, they want you so much.

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So when you guys get in there,

really grab on.

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Okay, and I promise that I'll keep you

safe and warm...

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...until, you know, you're ready

to have them take you home.

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So...

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Okay.

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Oh, and also, next time you see me,

if I'm screaming, don't worry.

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That's what's supposed to happen.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Ready?

- Uh-huh?

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Good luck.

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All right, the score is nine to eight

in favor of the guys.

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Ladies, if you miss this,

the game is theirs. Pick your category.

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"It's All Relative"!

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- You don't have to shout everything.

- I'm sorry!

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Ooh. "What is the name

of Chandler's father's...

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...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"

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Viva Las Gaygas.

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Unfortunately, that is correct.

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Yes.

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All right. We have a tie.

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Luckily, I've prepared

for such an event.

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- The Lightning Round.

ALL: Ooh.

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Thirty seconds.

All the questions you can answer.

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You guys are dead.

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I am so good at Lightning Rounds.

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I majored in Lightning Rounds,

all right?

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- We're gonna destroy you.

- Want to bet?

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Oh, I'm so confused as to what

we've been doing so far.

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How about we play for more money?

Say 150?

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One hundred and fifty dollars.

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Say 200?

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Two hundred dollars.

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You're doing it again.

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Excuse me.

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- Monica, I don't want to lose $200.

- We won't.

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- Okay.

- Three hundred?

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- Monica.

- I'm just trying to spice it up.

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Okay, so then play for some pepper.

Stop spending my money.

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I got it.

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How about if we win,

they have to get rid of the rooster.

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Ooh, that's interesting.

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Hey, no way. That rooster's family.

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- Throw in the duck too.

- What do you have against the duck?

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- It doesn't make noise.

- Well, he gets the other one all riled up.

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- Look, we are not...

- All right, hold on.

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If you win...

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...we give up the bird.

- Aah!

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But if we win...

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...we get your apartment.

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Ooh!

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Deal!

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Monica, betting the apartment?

I don't know about this.

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Rachel, I have not missed

one question the whole game.

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I own this game.

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Look at my hand.

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Why, do you have the answers

written on there?

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No. Steady as a rock.

Now, are you with me?

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- All right, let's do it. Okay.

- Come on.

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ROSS:

All right. Gentlemen, you're up first.

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CHANDLER & JOEY:

Okay.

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You have 30 seconds.

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The Lightning Round begins...

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Stop it.

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Now. "What was Monica's nickname

when she was a field-hockey goalie?"

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- Big Fat Goalie.

- Correct.

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"Rachel claims

this is her favorite movie."

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- Dangerous Liaisons.

ROSS: Correct.

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- "Her actual favorite is?" Correct.

- Weekend at Bernie's.

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"In what part of her body did Monica

get a pencil stuck at age 14?"

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Oh!

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Ew, no!

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Her ear.

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All right, "Monica categorizes her towels.

How many categories are there?"

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- Okay, everyday use.

- Fancy.

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- Guest.

- Fancy guest.

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- Two seconds.

- Uh, eleven?

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Eleven. Unbelievable.

Eleven is correct.

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Yes!

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All right.

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That's four for the guys.

Ladies, you're up.

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All right, all right, come on!

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Thirty seconds on the clock.

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Five correct questions wins the game.

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The Lightning Round begins now.

"What is Joey's favorite food?"

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- Sandwiches.

ROSS: Correct.

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"Chandler was how old

when he first touched a girl's breast?"

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- Fourteen?

- No, 19.

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Thanks, man.

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"Joey had an imaginary

childhood friend.

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- His name was..."

- Maurice.

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- "His profession was?"

- Space cowboy.

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ROSS:

Correct.

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"What is Chandler Bing's job?"

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Oh.

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Oh, gosh.

It has something to do with numbers.

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- And processing.

- And he carries a briefcase.

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Ten seconds.

You need this or you lose the game.

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It has something to do

with transponding.

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Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.

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That's not even a word!

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I can get this. I can get this.

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No!

00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,138

BOTH:

Yes!

00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,029

- I call Monica's room.

- You can't just call Monica's room.

00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,950

Sure I can. Standard Shotgun Rules.

I'm in sight of the room and I called it.

00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,368

[SCOFFS]

00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,703

[MOUTHS]

Damn.

00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,957

Man, I feel like I'm coming down

with something.

00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,042

JOEY: Oh.

- Yeah.

00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,087

Bet you can't guess what color

my tonsils are. I bet the apartment.

00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,839

Oh, I would never bet this apartment.

It's too nice.

00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,636

- Hey.

- Ooh, Pheebs, are they in there?

00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,638

Um, yeah, uh-huh, I'm implanted.

00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,392

- How do you feel?

- Well, freaked.

00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,354

Because it turns out the odds

are, like, really sucky.

00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,232

And this is Frank and Alice's,

like, only shot.

00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,819

I mean, they are, like, literally putting

all their eggs in my basket.

00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,155

Yeah, but I bet it works.

00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,574

Really? How much?

00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,162

All right, I'm gonna go take

a pregnancy test right now.

00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,248

Oh, wow. You can tell this soon?

00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,542

Well, the doctor says

it takes a couple days.

00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:47,005

But, I mean, my body's always been

a little faster than Western medicine, so...

00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,383

[CLEARS THROAT]

00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,345

Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys

actually think you're moving in here.

00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,931

Well, believe it, baby.

00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,726

Well, I'm not moving.

00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,185

What?

00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:05,398

No. It was a stupid bet.

We were just playing a game.

00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,942

You just can't ignore the bet. It's a bet.

00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,653

You bet on a bet, and if you lose,

you lose the bet.

00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281

Rach, we have to move.

00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,867

If we had lost, we would have

made them get rid of the birds.

00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,243

[SCOFFS]

00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,995

No.

00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,917

All right, look, I hate this as much as you,

but if it makes you feel better...

00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,211

...this is all your fault.

00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,090

- What?

- Chanandler Bong.

00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,384

Come on, we steal that TV Guide

every week.

00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,470

I knew it.

00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,848

I don't care. I'm not going anywhere.

00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,267

Cool. Girl roommate.

00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,810

[SCOFFS]

00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,439

MONICA:

Well?

00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,858

Nope, not knocked up yet.

00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,527

It's only been a couple hours,

so just give it some time.

00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,989

Yeah, all right. Meanwhile,

I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this...

00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,160

...so I'm just gonna, you know,

lie in your chair, okay?

00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,995

You know, just...

00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,956

Yeah, good. I'm gonna let gravity,

you know, do its jobs.

00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,422

Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand

with this box?

00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,134

No. Put that box down.

We are not going anywhere!

00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,347

This is my apartment and I like it.

00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,682

This is a girl's apartment.

00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:26,270

That is a boy's apartment.

It's dirty and it smells.

00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,357

This is pretty. It's so pretty.

00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,734

And look, and it's purple.

00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,530

And I'm telling you, you with

your steady hand, I am not moving.

00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,699

And now I have got the steady hand.

00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,494

- I'll take care of it.

RACHEL: That's right.

00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,579

You do what the hand says.

00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,969

- How'd it go?

- I lost our mattresses.

00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,723

[PHOEBE PLAYING GUITAR]

00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,351

[SINGING]

Are you in there, little fetus?

00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,979

In nine months, will you come greet us?

00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,942

I will buy you some Adidas

00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,944

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,572

- Hi.

- Hi.

00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,699

Oh, hi, Phoebe?

00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:24,495

Um, we were just at the drugstore,

um, so we got you a little present.

00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,916

Um, it's a lollipop

and a home pregnancy test.

00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,337

Hey, don't mix those up.

You could really ruin that lollipop.

00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:41,554

So, um, you feel like taking a test?

There's only one question.

00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,264

[BOTH LAUGHING]

00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,559

All right. I will. No, I will.

00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,395

But, um, you know, just remember

that it's still really early.

00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,731

Okay, so if it says

that I'm not pregnant...

00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,358

...that doesn't mean

I'm not gonna get pregnant, okay?

00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,445

And just, please,

just so I don't go completely nuts...

00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,948

...just try not to put all your hopes

on this, okay?

00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,158

BOTH:

Okay.

00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,743

[SQUEALS]

00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,454

Great.

00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,794

[LAUGHS]

00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,965

You know what? You are mean boys

who are just being mean.

00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,469

Hey, don't get mad at us.

No one forced you to raise the stakes.

00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,222

That is not true. She did. She forced me.

00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,933

We'd still be here if you hadn't

got the question wrong.

00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,435

Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!

00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,270

Don't blame the questions!

00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,689

Would you all stop yelling

in our apartment?

00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,858

You are ruining moving day for us.

00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,653

- Would you stop calling it your apartment?

- It is ours.

00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,655

[ALL SHOUTING]

00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,324

Guys, you guys,

you're gonna have a baby.

00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,076

They're gonna have a baby.

00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,919

My sister's going to have my baby!

00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,175

[ALL SHOUTING]

00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,430

Okay, but this can't be good

for the baby.

00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,350

[ALL CHEERING]

00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,528

I can't find garbage bags.

00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,863

Oh, I think I saw some in here.

00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,241

[BOTH SCREAMING]

00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,370

What is it?

00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:34,375

I don't know. But maybe if we keep

that drawer shut, it'll die.

00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,254

I can't believe we're living here.

00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,880

[BIRDS CLUCKING AND QUACKING]

00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,843

[JOEY YELLS]

00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,177

What? What is it?

00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,054

Did you see the size of the closets?

00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,143

I can't believe we live here.

00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,527

[BOTH GROANING]

00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,660

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