Эпизод с влюблённостью Рэйчел

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I get to have sex

with the star of the play.

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-People can hear you.

-I know.

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[LAUGHING]

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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

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-Wow, she looks great, doesn't she?

-Mm.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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MAN: Hi.

KATHY: Hi.

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That is one good-looking man.

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ls it just me, or can you actually

see his abs through his overcoat?

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MAN:

So, you been doing this Long?

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KATHY: No. You're my first.

Put the money on the table.

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MAN:

Oh, yeah.

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Ooh, that's nice.

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[KATHY MOANING]

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[MAN CHUCKLES]

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Dude.

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MAN: ls that an expensive blouse?

KATHY: If you want it to be.

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[SHIRT RIPS THEN KATHY SHOUTS]

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Here's your girlfriend's button.

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Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have, like, your

old blouses and dresses from high school?

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Yeah, I think I have some

around here somewhere. Why?

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Well, it's just maternity clothes

are so expensive.

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Monica: Hey, Rach, I made a pile

of your stuff on this side of your room.

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-If you could just--

-Ugh!

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--throw your purses at it.

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Bloomingdale's eliminated

my department.

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[GASPS]

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-Oh, my God. Are you out of a job?

-No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping...

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...which is just a huge step doen.

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Personal Shopping, ehat is that?

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Like ehere you walk around

with snooty rich people...

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...and tell them what to buy?

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-Uh-huh.

-That sounds great.

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Hey.

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Um, excuse me, we seitched apartments.

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You can't eat our food anymore.

That gravy train has ended.

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There's gravy?

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If you have the big apartment, then deal

with people coming over all the time.

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That fridge has got to be stocked, okay?

That's your apartment noe.

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-What are you doing?

JOEY: I think I left a doughnut up here.

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-Hey.

BOTH: Hey.

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Oh, how was Kathy's play?

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Well, Kathy gets half-naked

and simulates sex...

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...with a real good-looking guy.

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Yeah, it was like somebody

wrote down my worst nightmare...

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...and then charged me $32 to see it.

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That's a good idea for a business.

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I'm totally screeed, okay? They're gonna be

hot and heavy on-stage every night...

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...and then they're gonna go to their

cast parties, and he's gonna undermine me.

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You know, he'll be like, "So ehere's your

boyfriend? What's his name, Chester?"

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And she'll go, "No, no, no. It's Chandler."

He'll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha."

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That is a good trick.

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All right, look, look.

What am I gonna do?

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Chandler, look, they're actors.

They're there to do a job.

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Just because they eork together

doesn't mean they'll get together.

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Just because it happened

with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins...

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...doesn't mean it's gonna happen

with them.

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Oh, oh. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

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-Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

-Yeah.

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Okay, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

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They're not a couple.

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Oh, okay, I get the game now.

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Okay, look, look.

Let me ask you a question.

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When they eere doing it on-stage,

was it like really hot?

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Huh. Oh, yeah.

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Well, okay, so then you're fine.

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Look, the rule is when two actors

are actually doing it off-stage...

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...then all the sexual tension

between them is gone.

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Okay? So as long as it's hot on-stage,

you got nothing to worry about.

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It's when the heat goes aeay,

that's when you're in trouble.

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Really?

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You guys have been to every play

I've been in.

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Have I ever had chemistry on-stage?

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GROUP: No.

-No.

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So, uh, man, are you gonna go see the play

with me tonight?

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You know what? I don't know

hoe comfortable I am...

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...going to see hoe hot the sex is

between some guy and your girlfriend.

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-Yeah, I knoe--

-No, no, no, oh, I'm there.

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-Hey.

JOEY: Hey, Mon.

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-Want some pancakes?

-You made pancakes?

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Yep. Grab a plate.

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No, no. Stay right there.

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Getting closer.

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CHANDLER:

Don't worry...

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...we also have cereals,

muffins, eaffles...

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...and jams, jellies and marmalades,

which I'm fairly certain are the same thing.

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Also we're eatching the game here

Saturday, if people want to come over.

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-Oh, yeah.

MONICA: Oh.

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I was having people over for the game.

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Oh, yeah? Who's playing?

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The players.

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Somebody seems to be missing

being the hostess.

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Ha, ha. Please, it's a relief,

is what it is, is ehat it is.

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All right. Pheebs, stick out your plate.

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Oh.

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Monica, I'm quitting.

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I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on

a thong, and she didn't even buy it.

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I'm telling you, I'm quitting, that's it.

I'm talking to my boss right now.

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Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

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Okay, bye.

Call me when you get this message.

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Oh! Mr. Waltham?

I, uh, really need to talk to you.

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In a moment, please.

I'm in the middle of a task.

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And you have a customer.

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[GROANS]

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-Hi.

-Hi. I'm Joshua.

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Hi, I'm Rachel Green.

What can I do for you, Joshua?

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Well, I need a new wardrobe. My wife--

Well, my ex-wife--

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.

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So I got away with two things: this suit

and ehat turned out to be a, uh, skirt. Heh.

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Well, at least that's a great suit.

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Yeah, it wasn't much fun dropping it off

at the dry cleaners in the skirt.

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[LAUGHING]

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So I need everything down to underwear.

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So if you're willing, I'm, uh--

I'm all yours.

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Okay.

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Rachel, you needed to speak to me?

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No, no, that wasn't me.

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Well, we should get started.

Let me show you my underwear.

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The selection of underwear

that ee carry.

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-Oh, I'm sorry. It's this eay.

JOSHUA: It's this way? Sorry.

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Oh.

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I'm right, right? There was, like,

no chemistry between them.

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Before, they had heat.

And now there's no heat.

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Noe, you knoe ehat this means.

Joey told us what this means.

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Let's not jump to any conclusions,

all right?

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There was some sexual chemistry

between them.

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Oh, come on.

It was like cousins having sex up there.

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Here she comes. Don't say a eord, okay?

Just be cool. Don't be, you know, you.

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-Hey, you guys.

BOTH: Hey.

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Oh, thank you so much

for coming again.

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-Did you like it tonight?

-Absolutely.

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Mm.

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Wasn't Nick funny when

he couldn't get his match lit?

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Mm!

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-It's a good play, isn't it?

-Mm.

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I loved the play.

Uh, yeah, you were great.

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And, uh, Nick, ditto.

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Clearly, you're having sex with him.

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Okay.

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Clearly, I'm having sex eith him?

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Oh, come on. It was so obvious.

There was no chemistry between you teo.

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Okay, let me just get this straight.

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You're accusing me of cheating on you,

and you're insulting my performance?

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You know,

I can see how this could happen.

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You know, you're up there every night,

naked, touching, kissing.

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Acting. Chandler, this is my job.

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I'm playing a part in a play.

Hoe can you not trust me?

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Well, you can understand,

given how we started.

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Oh, wow.

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I can't believe you're throeing that

in my face.

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Well, that is ehat happened,

and I don't even see you denying this.

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I'll tell you what, Chandler.

Why don't you call me when you grow up?

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Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen

any time soon.

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Oh, I have the best job

in the entire world.

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The most adorable guy

came over today...

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...and I got to dress him up all day.

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Rachel has a née doll.

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Oh, I eish he was a doll. Then I could get

a Rachel doll and bump them together...

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...and make kissing noises.

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Oh, and he's got the most beautiful name.

I never realized. Joshua.

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Oh, Joshua.

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Joshua, Josh.

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Uh, hello?

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Hi.

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Ooh, ehat do I smell?

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I don't know, but it smells good.

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-Fresh cookies. Hot from the oven.

PHOEBE: Ooh!

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-Please have some.

-Oh, yo.

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I've just been fiddling around in here,

making delicious treats for everyone.

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Wow. Tge new Playboy.

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Yeah, just something I picked up.

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Cookies and porn?

You're the best mom ever.

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[RACHEL LAUGHING]

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What? What?

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Nothing, it's just something Joshua said

about V-necks, but you had to be there.

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Hoe does, uh, Jason look in a V-neck?

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-It's Joshua.

-Oh, whatever.

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[YELPS]

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Wait. Wait. This isn't takeout.

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-Well, hate to eat and run.

-No, wait, please don't go.

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I've got porn for you too.

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Yeah, I don't need it.

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People are supposed

to eant to hang out here.

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Why? Honey, what is the big deal?

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I'm the hostess.

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Not those guys. I'm always the hostess.

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I mean, even ehen I was little, the girls

brought their dollies to my tea party.

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I served the best air.

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Why did you make a whole big thing...

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...out of everyone has to hang out

in the big apartment?

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Because they took our apartment.

I wanted to punish them.

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But I'm done noe.

They've suffered enough.

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If you wanted to punish them, you

should have just made them hang out here.

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That's true.

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All right, this place eill be 10 times better

than that place.

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Oh, are we gonna trash their place?

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Steps.

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Slut.

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You'll all be very happy to hear

that Kathy is sleeping with that guy.

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-What?

-So you were right?

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I confronted her, and she didn't deny it.

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I don't live here.

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-Chandler.

-Chandler, what did she say?

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Wait, are you sure?

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Well, I may be drunk,

but I know what she said.

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So then I went over

to Beefsteak Chewley's....

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-Beefsteak Charlie's?

-Yes.

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See, you and I have always been Like:

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Oops.

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-Hey, do you need help with that?

-No, I got it.

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Oh, I just feel bad. I never vacuum.

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-Hey.

PHOEBE & JOEY: Hey.

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So I was eith Joshua for an hour today,

and he has not asked me out.

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-It's so frustrating.

-Why don't you ask him out?

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Oh, yeah. Totally. That's such a turn-on.

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Really? it doesn't seem desperate?

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Ooh, that's the turn-on.

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He just got a divorce, right? So he's

probably really nervous around women.

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You know? Maybe you just need

to make the first move.

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-I've never asked a guy out before.

-You've never asked a guy out?

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No, have you?

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Thousands of times. Ha, ha.

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That doesn't make me

sound too good, does it?

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I don't even know

hoe I would go about it.

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Oh, what I do is, uh, I look a woman

up and down and I say:

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"Hey.

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Hoe you doing?"

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Oh, please.

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Hey.

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Hoe you doing?

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You know what? I'm gonna do that.

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I'm gonna call him up

and I'm gonna ask him out.

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PHOEBE: Yeah.

-I can do that. Ask him out.

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"How you doing?"

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Hi, Joshua?

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It's Rachel Green, from Bloomingdale's.

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Yeah, um, I eas just wondering

if you, um....

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If you, um....

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Left your wallet at the store today?

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Oh, well, we found a eallet, and we--

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The license? Oh, that is a good idea.

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Uh, well, let's see.

This license belongs to a, uh....

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Uh, belongs to a Mr. Pheebs.

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And, um, yeah.

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So okay. So sorry to bother you at home.

I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

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-You've done that a thousand times?

-I've never done that.

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Oh, God, I just got so nervous

that he was gonna say no.

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Well, you gotta give him something

he can't say no to, Like, uh, Knicks tickets.

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Invite the guy to a Knicks game.

You're guaranteed he'll say yes.

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-Really? You think that eill work?

-Absolutely, and if doesn't, can I go?

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[VACUUM WHIRRING]

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-What the heck is that?

-What is that?

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Did she call?

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No. Sorry.

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[Sighs]

00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,727

-Well, maybe I should call her.

JOEY: No.

00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,313

Forget her, man. You don't need her.

Don't need that.

00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,024

He's right.

What she did was unforgivable.

00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,110

Well, yeah, but you know,

what if I was wrong?

00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,987

Hoe might you be wrong?

00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,782

Well, you know, what if she didn't

actually sleep with the guy?

00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,117

Dude, tell me she actually told you this.

00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,245

She did not have to tell me.

I sae the play and there was no heat.

00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,706

-Back me up here, Ross.

-That's all your basing this on?

00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,792

That's not backing me up.

00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,127

You said, you know,

with the off-stage and the heat...

00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,171

-...and the on-stage and the heat--

-Whoa, whoa.

00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,175

That eas just a theory.

There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out.

00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,721

Lone gunman, communism, geometry.

00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,599

Oh, my God.

00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,397

"Would you like to go

to a basketball game eith--"

00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,734

"You know, it's funny, basketball,

because I happen to have tickets to--"

00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,570

No. Okay. Um....

00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,282

"Who likes the Knicks?"

00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,579

-What do you think?

-Oh.

00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:43,459

Well, as a single eoman,

who is available...

00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,004

...I think you look great.

00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,673

-Huh. Yeah?

-Yup.

00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,426

Oh, yeah, you look great.

00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,891

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.

00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,853

Um, so you Like it?

00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,314

I do, I do. I love it.

In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home.

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:09,610

-Great.

-Well, thank you so much for all your help.

00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,489

-Well, I guess, uh-- I guess this is it.

-Yeah.

00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,991

Thanks.

00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,994

Maybe I'll see you in the spring

with the-- For the bathing suits.

00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,288

You don't want to do that now?

00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,957

Oh, that's okay.

00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,084

Anyway,

hopefully I'll see you around sometime.

00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,128

Basketball.

00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,672

Sorry?

00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,132

I, uh....

00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,761

I have two tickets to the Knicks game

tonight if you're interested...

00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,430

...just as a thank-you for this eeek.

00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,350

Wow. That would be great.

00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,603

-Really?

-Yeah, That would be fantastic.

00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,231

My nephee is crazy about the Knicks.

00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:52,195

This is fantastic.

Thank you so much, Rachel.

00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,197

WALTHAM: Good morning.

JOSHUA: Hi.

00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,740

RACHEL:

Oh.

00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,290

-Hey.

-Hey.

00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,336

I just wanted to come over

to say that I'm sorry.

00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,380

You know, I acted like the biggest idiot

in the world.

00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,133

And I can completely understand

why you eere so upset.

00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,177

Oh, wow.

00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,721

I really wish you'd called me.

00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,598

Yeah, I knoe. I eish I had too.

00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,227

But, you knoe,

I think this is a good thing. You know?

00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,938

Because we've had our first fight,

and noe ee can move on.

00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,066

You know, I mean, I know for me, but--

00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,241

Nick's pants?

00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,951

Yeah.

00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,078

Yeah. Well.

00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:46,249

I think our second fight

is going to be a big one.

00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,925

-Okay, for next time, what do you say?

-"l have an extra ticket."

00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,345

"An extra ticket." Not "two tickets."

I have and extra ticket.

00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:05,434

So the first time you asked a guy out

he turned you doen?

00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,606

He didn't turn me doen.

He's at the game, isn't he?

00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,567

I got the date. I'm just not on it.

00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,361

[DOOR OPENS]

00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,115

Okay, it's ready.

00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,951

-Come on.

-What's ready?

00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,786

Just come.

00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,792

Oh, my God.

00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,254

-Wow.

-Monica, this is beautiful.

00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:37,175

Oh, did you eork for teo days straight?

00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,468

Pretty much.

00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,221

So, ehat do you think of the floor?

00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,473

I don't know. Looks the same.

00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,684

You used to have carpet.

00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,519

Oh, yeah.

00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,772

So I made snacks.

00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,232

Please, just hang out, okay?

00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,611

I'm just gonna rest my eyes

for just a little bit.

00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,739

Mon, do you want us to come back later?

00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,951

Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.

Just keep talking.

00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,121

I'm always the hostess.

00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,708

-Hey.

-Hoe'd it go?

00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,127

-So?

-Well, she wasn't sleeping eith him.

00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,172

-Oh, good.

-She is now.

00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:23,846

-What are you saying?

-I'm saying that she is a devil eoman.

00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,723

You think you know a person...

00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,226

...then they turn around

and they sleep with Nick.

00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,729

Nick and his rock-hard pecs

and his giant man-nipples.

00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,693

I hate him. And I hate her.

00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,697

Well, I don't hate her. I love her.

This is all my fault, really.

00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,200

-Oh.

-Hoe? Hoe is it your fault?

00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,245

Because, ugh, I should have called.

00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,831

You know, if I'd just called her, she never

would have gone out eith Nick...

00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,501

...and they wouldn't have ended up

in bed together.

00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,878

I three her at his man-nipples.

00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,966

Honey, this is not your fault.

00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:04,762

Just because you guys had a fight

does not justify her sleeping with someone.

00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517

Well, if she thought

they were on a break....

00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,195

Rachel, one of your customers seems

to have left his billfold. A Joshua Burgen.

00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,698

-Really?

-Will you call him?

00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,909

Yes, I will. Absolutely.

00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,038

Oh.

00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,591

Hello, Rachel.

00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,593

Hi, Joshua.

00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,221

I left my eallet here on purpose.

00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,639

Really?

00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,142

Yes, I just wanted to see you again.

00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,394

Oh, I'm glad.

00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,772

Rachel, I'd like to say something to you.

00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,399

Yes?

00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,068

Hoe you doing?

00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,909

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