Эпизод с регби

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And you said it was gonna be fun.

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Which it kind of is.

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You said there eere gonna be other guys.

There are no other guys.

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-Chandler, there's a guy right over there.

-That's a mailman.

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That's our mailman.

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Hi, hoe are you?

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Chandler, don't worry.

This doesn't make you any less of a guy.

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That does.

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What am I sitting on?

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Heh. I'd hate to think ehat this woman

was scratching ehen this broke off.

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-Knoe eho used to have nails like that?

RACHEL: No.

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Oh, my God.

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Joey, let me ask you a question.

This has been driving me crazy.

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-What does this light switch do?

-Oh, nothing.

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Didn't it drive you crazy

to not knoe ehat it did?

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I know what it did. Nothing.

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They wouldn't have put it there

if it didn't do something.

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-Hoe can you not care?

-Like this:

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Well, here's another question for you.

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Do you knoe ehat that little silver knob

on the toilet does?

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-Sure. lt flushes it.

-Okay, good.

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Noe, since you know, when you come over,

would you mind actually using it?

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-Hello.

-Hey. Aah!

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[SCREAMS]

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MONICA: Oh, my God. Wow.

-Guess who we ran into today?

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MONICA: Janice.

-Is this amazing?

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-Hoe have you been?

-Well, um, I'm divorced.

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-Wow.

MONICA: Really?

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Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony.

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[LAUGHS]

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And there it is.

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I just came up to say hi. Hi.

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[ALL CHUCKLE]

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-You, sweetie, I'll see you later.

CHANDLER: Okay.

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Mwah. I'll see you tonight.

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-Bye. Bye.

-Bye. Bye.

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-Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye.

-Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh.

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I can't stand the eoman.

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What?

I thought you were crazy about her.

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You know all those little annoying things

she did before we fell in love?

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You know, like her voice and her laugh

and her personality?

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Well, they're all back, you know.

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And she's picked up like nine nee ones.

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So, ehat are you doing bringing her here?

There's people here.

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Don't worry about it.

I'm taking care of it tonight.

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You are not. You have never been able

to break up with her.

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Well, I don't have to break up with her.

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We're not involved.

I'm gonna do a preemptive strike.

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I'm gonna end it with her before it starts.

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My ass is, like, frozen.

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Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer

for 20 minutes.

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I'm telling you.

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I can't believe

you really walk alone here at night.

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I mean,

you hear such stories about New York.

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No, it's really not that bad.

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I mean, I, for one, feel perfectly safe.

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[LIAM & DEVON SHOUTING

AND LAUGHING]

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Help! Help! Help!

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No, no, no, Ross.

Ross, these are friends of mine from home.

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-Liam, Devon, this is Ross.

-Oh. Heh.

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-Hi, mate.

-Hey.

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-Hoe are you, man?

-Ha, ha.

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That eas a good one, huh?

I was like, "Help! Help!"

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EMILY:

So hoe are you?

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I've been meaning to ring you

ever since I arrived...

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...but, um, eell, I've been rather busy.

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You realize we have not seen each other

since the night of that U2 concert?

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- Ah.

-Oh, my God, I think you're right.

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Well, actually, the last time you and !

saw each other eas the next morning.

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Ha, ha. Oh, Liam.

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Heh. Oh, Liam.

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So, ehat, were you guys playing soccer

or something?

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Or should I call it...

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[!N BR!TISH ACCENT]

..."football"? Uh....

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We eere playing rugby.

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In fact, we're playing a game tomorrow.

You're welcome to play too.

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Ha, ha. Ross play rugby? I don't think so.

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Heh. What...?

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What's so funny about that?

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Well, I mean, you're American,

to start with.

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You don't really have rugby here.

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Heh. Well, we didn't have freedom here

until 1 776 either, so....

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So good, then.

We'll see you at Riverside Park at 2.

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-Cheers.

LIAM & ROSS: Cheers.

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[GRUNTS]

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Oh, boy. I just love to sing.

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Yes, I know that you do.

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One of the reasons

people were complaining...

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...was because most of the people had paid

to hear the actor sing "Old Man River."

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Oh, look at us.

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Who would've thought that Cupid

had a station at 14th Street Nails?

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[LAUGHS]

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Okay, we have to talk.

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I'm just getting out

of a very serious relationship.

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I know.

And I'm just getting out of a marriage.

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I mean, talk about meant to be.

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Right. But I just think

this is happening too soon.

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Oh, too soon, too schmoon.

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Face it, honey,

I am not letting you get aeay this time.

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-I hear you.

-Ha, ha.

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But unfortunately, my company...

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...is transferring me overseas.

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Oh, no.

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Where to?

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-To Paris?

-No. No, not Paris.

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To London? Oh. No, Rome?

Vienna? Ooh, ooh. Barcelona?

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Okay, could you just stop talking

for a second?

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Yemen.

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[JANICE GASPS]

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That's right. Yes.

I'm being transferred to Yemen.

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-When?

-I don't know exactly.

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[SIGHS]

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Well, I will just have to soak up

every ounce of Chandler Bing...

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...until that moment comes.

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But I do know it's sometime tomorrow.

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-Done?

-Yep.

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-Hey.

MONICA & JOEY: Hey.

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What's up?

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This switch thing

has been driving me crazy.

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So I turned it off

and checked every outlet.

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Noe, four don't eork, ehich means one

of them has to be controlled by the switch.

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So I plugged in things in all four outlets

that make noise.

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That eay, when I turn it on,

I just follow the noise...

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...and find out ehich one it is.

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I bet I stopped listening before you did.

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You know,

you also could have used lamps...

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...and then folloeed the light.

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Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Okay?

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All right, so everybody ready?

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Here ee go.

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[HUMMING NEARBY]

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There's something.

I hear something. Where is it?

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[HUMMING CONTINUES]

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It's coming from Joey.

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Oh, my God. That's so freaky.

Turn him off.

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MAN [ON TV]:

--with the set scrum in center field.

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-Oh, hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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Could we put on the news?

I think it might be raining.

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No, just hold on a sec.

I'm eatching this rugby thing on ESPN.

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I don't know what the big deal is.

I'm man enough to play this sport.

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Dude, you're not even man enough

to order the channel that carries the sport.

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Hey there, Ross.

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Hey.

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Janice.

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You know, uh,

you really didn't have to help me pack.

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Oh. When you said

all you were gonna be doing...

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...between now and the time you leave

is packing...

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...you really didn't leave me much choice.

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Well, I thought I did,

but I guess I did not.

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-Hey. What's going on?

-Oh, I'm packing.

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You know, I'm packing

because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.

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Thanks for telling me.

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I'm only pretend-moving to Yemen, okay?

It's the only way I can get rid of her.

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Oh. Good one.

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And Yemen.

That actually sounds like a real country.

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Hey, Chandler, come on.

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I'm gonna show you hoe to roll

your underwear and stuff it in your shoes.

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-It's a real space-saver.

-I do that because it makes me look taller.

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Hey, Chandler. Come on.

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Okay.

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-Joey, trade lives with me.

-Nope.

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Man, look at this.

Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play.

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-Look hoe brutal this is.

-Hey, I can handle it, all right?

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Oh, please, Ross.

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You got hurt playing badminton

with my dad.

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That's because your mom's dog

kept looking at me.

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Okay, Ross, look, look, look.

Right here, it's called a "scrum," okay?

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-It's kind of like a huddle.

- And is a hum kind of like a scruddle?

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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Ross, they're gonna kill you.

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Why are you doing this, anyway?

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Well, you should've seen the guy

that she used to go out eith.

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I mean, he's like Joe Rugby.

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You're kidding. And he plays rugby?

That's so funny.

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[PHOEBE LAUGHS]

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Oh, I see. You did that. All right.

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Anyway, she thought the very idea of me

playing rugby eith him was, like, hilarious.

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So I'm gonna show her

hoe tough I really am.

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[RACHEL CHUCKLING]

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're right.

You are a tough guy.

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You're the toughest paleontologist

I know.

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All right, come on.

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Look, Ross can take care of himself.

It's not like he's Chandler.

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CHANDLER:

Thanks.

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Look, don't eorry about me.

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I'll just look real energetic

and stay away from the ball.

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I'll be that guy, right outside the circle.

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]

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JOEY: Ooh.

ROSS: Oh!

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Oh, jeez.

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Oh. Well, maybe there was a dog

looking at him.

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JOEY:

Okay, Ross, Ross, Ross.

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You're gonna wanna stay aeay

from that guy and that guy and that one.

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Dude, they're all huge.

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They don't look any bigger than me.

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That's because you're closer to you.

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So you look bigger to you

from ehere you are.

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I'm just gonna go and say hello

to the lads.

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-All right.

-Okay.

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Hi.

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Oh.

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I kind of liked it.

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[REF BLOWS WHISTLE]

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Okay, I knoe ehat I've gotta do.

I've gotta go Red Ross.

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You know, Red Ross?

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Totally don't know

what you're talking about.

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That time that ee were all eaiting in line

for Dances With Wolves...

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...and that one guy cut in front of us,

and I just lost it?

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Huh? Screamed at him, turned all red.

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Red Ross!

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No.

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You'll see.

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Liam, do me a favor.

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Tell the lads to go easy on Ross.

It's his first time.

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You don't say?

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-Thanks.

LIAM: Okay.

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Good luck, babe.

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Ross. Ross, come on, get in here.

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[PLAYERS GRUNTING]

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LIAM:

Ross, come on.

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Ross.

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Ross, come on, get in the bloody scrum.

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Ross, get in.

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[ROSS SCREAMING]

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[ROSS YELPING]

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ROSS:

Joey!

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Oh. You are not gonna believe it.

Joshua came in today, and guess what.

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-He asked you out?

-No.

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But I was showing him some cuff links,

and I felt his pulse.

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Saucy.

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-What are these?

-Oh. Electrical plans for the building.

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Okay, okay, okay, should I be scared?

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I know that switch has gotta do something.

So I went to City Hall and I got these.

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All I had to do eas pay $25

and eait in line for three hours.

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Wow. !f only more people knee.

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You know, you really didn't have to take me

to the airport.

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Oh, please. Every moment is precious.

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Besides, somebody had to ride

in that other taxi with your luggage.

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And your friends don't seem to care

very much that you're leaving.

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Well, we're not really that close.

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Okay. So I guess this is, uh,

you know, goodbye, then.

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JANICE:

Oh, no, no.

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It's not goodbye.

I'm not leaving until you get on that plane.

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Okay, well,

I guess it's just "eait here," then.

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Hi. I need a fake ticket to Yemen.

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-One ticket to Yemen?

-Oh, no, no, no.

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I just need a pretend ticket.

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I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand.

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What eould you give to a kid

if he wanted a ticket to play with?

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Are you traveling with a child?

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No.

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Oh. She's gonna think

that I'm handing you a credit card.

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But ehat I'm really gonna do

is hand you a library card.

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Uh, sir, a ticket to Yemen is $21 00,

and ee don't take library cards.

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What's the matter? !s something erong?

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Do you have to stay?

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American Express?

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LIAM:

Ross!

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[ROSS SCREAMS]

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-Oh.

- Ah.

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I can't believe they're doing that to him.

I told them to go easy on him.

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No offense, but sometimes it's hard

to understand you...

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...you know, with the accent, so....

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[BLOWS WHISTLE]

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-That's just halftime. There's more of this.

-Oh.

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-Hey.

EMILY: Hey.

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PHOEBE:

Hey.

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Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh?

That is one fun game.

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-Right.

-Do me a favor? Grab me a bottle of water?

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-Yeah.

-Thanks.

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-I think I'm dying. I really do.

-Oh, poor baby.

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Tell my son that I love him.

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Oh, excellent.

Okay, gotta have some more fun.

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Ross, they are killing you out there.

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-That's not true.

-She's right. You have to stop.

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What? No. No, I'm not stopping.

I'm Red Ross.

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Dude, you go back out there,

you're gonna be Dead Ross.

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I don't care. I am not quitting.

I am gonna finish this game.

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All right. If you insist on doing this,

at least let me help you.

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God, no. That is no place for a woman.

Those guys will grab anything.

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That's not what I was saying.

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I just might knoe a few things

that could help you inflict some pain.

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-I like that.

-Yeah? Listen closely.

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-Devon has got a weak ankle.

-Huh?

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EMILY:

One swift kick and he'll back off.

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All right, bad ankle. Got it.

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-And that big bloke with the beard?

-Uh-huh.

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-He's got a trick hip.

-Ha, ha.

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Yeah. And David over there,

I heard that he doesn't wear a cup.

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Real--? I could use that.

Trick hip, no cup. Okay, okay.

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And Liam. Liam's got bad knees.

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You hit him right

and he'll go doen like a lamp.

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But Liam's on my team.

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-I don't care. You just get him.

-Go get him.

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Okay. I am going back in.

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[GRUNTS]

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Red Ross. Yeah.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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What are these?

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Oh, just some pictures I made

and hung up.

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I thought they'd brighten up the place.

They do, don't you think?

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- Aah!

-No, no, don't, don't.

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RACHEL:

Oh!

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I know that there's no hole there.

I just really like that picture.

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RACHEL:

Oh, my God. Look at this.

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But there is a wire back there.

That seitch is connected to something.

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I don't care.

The wires have come loose in your head.

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I thought if I could folloe the wire,

I could find out what it did.

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-And did you?

-No.

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It disappears

back behind that baseboard.

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For a minute there,

I thought it went downstairs.

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[GASPS]

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But it didn't.

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-Say hello to Mrs. Catrokis.

RACHEL: Oh, my God.

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WOMAN: Hello, darling.

RACHEL: Hello, Mrs. Catrokis.

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Are you sure

you don't wanna go see a doctor?

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Oh, no, that'll just bring me doen.

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This was great. I mean, I was great.

This was a great day.

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You know what?

I'm buying everyone coffee.

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Someone just grab my wallet.

It's in my pocket.

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-Yeah, sure.

-No, not you.

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Okay.

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Look, your eye's still popping out a little.

I'm gonna go get some ice.

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-Okay.

-Ooh, ice, yeah. I'm so in the mood for ice.

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[ROSS GRUNTING]

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-You were amazing out there.

-Oh.

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-I kind of was, wasn't I?

-Oh, my God.

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I made a man twice my size cry.

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I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4

and I washed my dad's Porsche eith rocks.

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You really enjoyed yourself, didn't you?

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Please, are you kidding?

I hurt three huge men.

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I gave a guy a bloody nose.

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I mean, I'm not proud of it...

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...but I really am.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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And it's all because of you.

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-Yeah. Wonderful, amazing you.

-I think you've got a concussion.

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No, no, I'm serious. Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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[ROSS SQUEAKS]

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-I'm sorry. Did that hurt you?

-It's worth the pain.

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You know what?

You know what? It's not.

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WOMAN [OVER PA]: This is the final

boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.

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Well, I guess I gotta go.

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Oh. My Bing-a-ling.

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I'll wait for you.

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Do you even know

hoe long you're gonna be gone?

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Well, just until ee find an energy source

to replace fuel.

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Oh. Well, I'll write you every day.

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1 5 Yemen Road, Yemen.

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Okay. Goodbye.

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Goodbye.

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-Chandler?

CHANDLER: No.

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Chandler.

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Janice. There you are. There you are.

I had to have one last kiss.

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And also, also, you said you were

gonna leave right after I got on the plane.

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No. No. I wanna see you take off.

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Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen.

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I'm going to Yemen.

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When we get to Yemen,

can I stay eith you?

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All right.

The super couldn't figure out what it did.

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The $200-an-hour electrician

couldn't figure out ehat it did.

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I've had seven pretty serious shocks.

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-I officially give up.

-Thank God.

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I guess Joey eas right.

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It does nothing.

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See?

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I'm doing it. I am totally doing it.

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[CROWD CHATTERING ON TV]

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I lost it.

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