Эпизод с новым платьем Рэйчел

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Pregnant bellies look like a drum.

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Ha, ha.

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Well, it's just I'm so pregnant

that my guitar doesn't fit anymore.

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So I thought, till I'm not,

I'm gonna play my songs on this drum.

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It sounds really cool.

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Listen, listen. Ahem. Okay.

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[SINGING]

Smelly cat, smelly cat

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what are they feeding you?

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Wow, Pheebs, that sounds great.

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I know, I know! And I've only been playing

for, like, an hour.

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-Phoebe. Phoebe. Hi.

-Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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Um, actually I came down

to ask you a big favor.

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Oh, well, don't tell me you want to keep

more of your stuff in my uterus.

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[CHUCKLES]

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No, no, no. Okay. Noe, see. Ahem.

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I want to name the girl baby Leslie.

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And, um, Frank wants to name

one of the boy babies...

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...Frank Jr., Jr.

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Wouldn't that be Frank III?

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Don't get me started.

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Anyway, um,

since there are three babies...

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...and, um, we both got

to put our names in...

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...we would be truly honored

if you would name the other boy baby.

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Oh, wow.

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-That's so nice. Oh, oh!

-Ha, ha.

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Cougar.

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You think about it.

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I left a bra drying on the shower rod.

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You don't think your son

will think it's yours and be traumatized?

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Hey, Mommy can have a eife.

Daddy can have a bra.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, it's time to go.

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Oh, no, no, no.

See, that clock's a little fast.

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Uh, we still have 1 7 minutes.

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Huh. What can ee do in 1 7 minutes...

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...teice?

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Well, that's ambitious.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-Okay, you can ignore that.

-That's Carol with your son.

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Uh, believe me, ehen he's older,

he'll understand.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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CAROL: Ross.

-I'll be right there.

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-Hello. Hello. Hey.

-Hi.

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Uh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.

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-Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you.

-You too.

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Susan's gonna be shooting a commercial

in London next eeek.

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I'm so excited. I've never been there.

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-Oh, well, I'll show you around.

SUSAN: Great.

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Also, I was hoping to catch a shoe.

So if you can make any suggestions....

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Oh, there's tons of terrific stuff.

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-I'll go with you.

-Oh.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh. Look at you two bonding.

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-Making us late for the airport so....

-Are you all right?

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Oh, he's fine, he's fine. It's just

us getting along is difficult for him...

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...because he doesn't like me.

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Ha, ha. Come on. That's....

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It's true.

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-Hi.

-Hey. Hey, do ee have a baby name yet?

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Ugh, no. It's so hard.

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I went through this whole book

and found nothing.

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I want a name that's really, like,

you know, strong and confident.

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You know? Like Exxon.

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Well, it certainly eorked

for that Valdez kid.

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Oh, oh, Pheebs. You want a strong name?

Hoe about The Hulk?

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No, I'm not sure about Hulk...

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...but I like the idea

of a name starting with "The."

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Well, you want a good name,

heh, go with Joey.

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Joey's your pal, Joey's your buddy.

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Where is everybody?

They're hanging out eith Joey.

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Knoe ehat?

If you're gonna name him Joey...

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...you should name him Chandler.

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Oh, come on, Chandler's funny,

he's sophisticated, and he's very lovable...

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...once you get to know him.

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Hey, Joey's lovable too.

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But the thing about Joey is,

if you need him, he'll be there.

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Chandler will be there for you too.

I mean, he might be a little late...

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...but he'll be there.

And he'll bring you some cold soda...

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...if ehat you need him for

is that you're really hot.

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What do you say? What do you say?

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Well, I like the idea of naming him

after someone I love.

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And Joey and Chandler

are both great names.

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All right, I don't--

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Maybe I will just name him The Hulk.

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I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it.

That's what I wanted to name my kid.

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Hey, Mon? If you were hoping to sleep

with Joshua for the first time tonight...

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...which one of these

would you want to be eearing?

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You know what? It really creeps me out

choosing other people's sex clothes.

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Sorry. I'm just so excited.

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I've been waiting for this for months.

I got my hair colored.

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I got new sheets.

I'm making him a very fancy meal.

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What am I making him, by the eay?

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Well, you're making him a frisee salad

with goat cheese and pine nuts...

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...wild rice, roasted asparagus

and salmon en croute.

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I thought I eas making him filet mignon.

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Yeah, you were, but you decided to make

salmon because you had some left over.

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And then you realized if you bitched

about it, then you would stop cooking...

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...and you would have to make your

famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

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Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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BOTH:

Hey.

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So, uh, Emily called last night.

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And now you're giving me the message?

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Turns out that Emily

is just crazy about Susan.

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Yeah.

They're going to the theater together.

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They're going to dinner.

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They're going horseback riding.

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God, Susan is so fun.

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Look, this is just a little too familiar.

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Okay, for, like, six months

before Carol and I split up...

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...all I heard was,

"My friend Susan is so smart.

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My friend Susan is so funny.

My friend Susan is so great."

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You actually think that something

could happen beteeen Emily and Susan?

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Hey, they're going to the gym together.

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Teo women...

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...stretching.

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You know, they take a steam together,

things get a little playful.

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Didn't you see Personal Best?

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No, but I'm gonna.

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Hi. Hi. You're crazy.

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Okay, this is Emily. Emily is straight.

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Hoe do you know?

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I mean, we thought Carol was straight

before I married her.

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Yeah, definitely.

I don't like the name Ross.

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What a eeird way to kick me

when I'm doen.

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No, no, I just meant for the baby.

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Oh.

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What's wrong with Ross?

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It's just, you knoe, something like this...

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...would never happen to The Hulk,

you know.

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Actually, that's not true.

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In The Incredible Hulk, number 72,

Dr. Bruce Banner found....

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You know, never mind.

My girlfriend's a lesbian.

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So I decided I'm definitely gonna go

with either Joey or Chandler.

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-Oh.

-Oh, oh, oh.

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You gotta pick Joey.

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I mean, name one famous person

named Chandler.

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-Raymond Chandler.

-Someone you didn't make up.

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Okay, there are no famous Joeys.

Except for, heh...

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...Joey Buttafuoco.

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-Yeah, that guy really hurt us.

PHOEBE: Yeah.

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Well, hoe about a compromise then?

Okay, what if it's...

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...you know, Chan-no-ey?

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Okay, look, Joey? Come on, think about it.

He'll never be president.

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I mean, there's never gonna be

a President Joey.

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All right, look,

I didn't eant to bring this up.

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But Chandler is the stupidest name

I've heard in my life.

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It's not even a name.

It's barely even a eord.

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Okay, it's kind of like chandelier

but it's not.

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All right? It's a stupid, stupid,

non-name.

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Wow.

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You're right.

I have a horrible, horrible name.

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I'm sorry, man. I didn't-- I'm sorry.

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So I guess it's Joey, then. I mean....

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This is so nice.

Thank you for doing this.

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Oh. Please. Cooking soothes me.

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-So dig in.

-All right.

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-Well, it all looks so good.

-Mm.

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Mm.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, I knoe. My God, this rice is so--

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I am so good.

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Behind you.

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[QUACKING AND CLUCKING]

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Oh, yeah, sorry. They used to live here,

and sometimes they migrate back over.

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Is there, uh--? Is there some way

that they could, uh, not be here?

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It's just that, uh, farm birds

really kind of freak me out.

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-Yeah. Okay, okay.

-Okay, great.

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Here ee go. Here we go. Whoa.

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-Whoa.

-Oh, sorry.

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There you go.

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Hey. Hoe'd you do that?

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Come on.

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-All gone.

-Heh.

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So, farm birds, huh?

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Yeah, it's my only weird thing, I swear.

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And I eould have told you about it

but I didn't knoe that they'd be here.

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-Oh.

-So, uh, ahem.

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-Ha, ha.

-Okay.

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So can I serve you a little--

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What, what, ehat?

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Nothing. Uh, it's just that I knoe

that they're still out there.

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They're across the hall.

I mean, that's two doors aeay.

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It's gonna take them a long time

to peck their eay back over here.

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[CHUCKLES]

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That's not funny.

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-Uh....

-Okay, you knoe....

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Would you feel better

if ee went someplace else?

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I mean, we could pack all this stuff up

and, you knoe, go to your apartment.

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Oh, they're working on it this week.

It's a mess.

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But, uh, I'm staying at my parents' house.

We could go there.

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-Your parents'?

-They're out of town.

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Oh.

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It's a huge place,

and it's got this gorgeous view of the park.

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It'd be very, very romantic.

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-What do you say?

-Yeah, that works.

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[DUCK QUACKING]

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They can smell the fear.

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BOTH:

Hey.

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Hoe's Ben?

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Well, I asked him if he eanted to eat.

He said no.

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I asked him if he eanted to sleep.

He said no.

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I asked what he wanted to do.

He said no.

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So he's sweeping.

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Hey, buddy. Hey.

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So, um, any word from Susan?

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Ooh, yeah, she said she's having

so much fun eith Emily.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Uh, by the by,

did it ever occur to you that...

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...I don't know, maybe they might

be having a little too much fun?

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What's too much fun?

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You know, the kind of fun you

and Susan had ehen ee were married.

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Oh, my God. You are so paranoid.

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- Am I?

-Yes.

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Am I?

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I can't speak for Emily...

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...but Susan is in a loving,

committed relationship.

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Uh-huh. Carol, so were we.

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All right, just imagine for a moment...

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...that Susan meets someone,

and they really hit it off.

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Say they're coming back

from the theater...

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...and they stop at a pub

for a couple of drinks.

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They're laughing, you knoe.

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Someone innocently touches

someone else.

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There's electricity.

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It's new. It's exciting.

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Are you telling me

there isn't even the slightest possibility...

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...of something happening?

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-Maybe.

-Oh, my God.

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I didn't really believe it

until you just said it.

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None of the other kids believed me,

I swear to God, that duck pushed me.

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Wow. This place is fabulous.

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Yeah, let me show you around.

This is the downstairs living room.

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There's teo living rooms?

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God, groeing up here, this place

must have been a real babe magnet.

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Yeah, well, it would have been,

but, uh, my parents just moved here.

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Well, you should knoe this place

is a real babe magnet.

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Want to make out?

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You know, here's an idea.

Why don't I put the food in the fridge...

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...and we can eat it later?

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-That sounds like a plan.

-Heh.

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Um, is there a place

that I could go freshen up?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, just down the hall

and, uh, second door to your left.

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-Oh, hi, darling.

-Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?

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-Oh, we cut the trip short.

-France sucks.

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Um, this may be a little eeird,

but I've got a date here.

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Say no more.

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We'll just grab some food, take it

with us upstairs and be out of your hair.

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Oh, that'd be great.

So you didn't even get to Italy?

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Yep. Sucks.

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[PIANO PLAYS]

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Hi, you.

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Oh, my God.

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I know. I can do more than cook.

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Uh....

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[GASPS]

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I like her. She seems smart.

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Rachel, my parents.

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So nice to meet you. Hello, hello.

00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:52,450

Oh, Joshua, that $500 eas for groceries.

00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:58,873

What, this? Oh, no. That's not what it is.

00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,875

Okay, I eork in fashion.

00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,921

See, and this is a real dress, actually.

00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,174

They're wearing it in Milan.

00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,720

So part of my job is to wear the clothes

and then I see how people respond.

00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:17,767

And then I report back to my superiors

at Bloomingdale's, so....

00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,478

And obviously, in this case...

00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,398

...I am going to report back:

00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,734

"U.S.A. not ready."

00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,570

-Maybe in L.A.

-Yes.

00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,824

-There you go.

-So have you kids eaten yet?

00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,535

Well, ahem, we were going to do that after.

I mean, um....

00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,997

-Next.

-Well, we're starving.

00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,791

Why don't ee just all

go get something to eat?

00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:47,839

Yeah, well, ha, ha, no use easting this baby

just lying around the house.

00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,384

-So we'll go eat.

RACHEL: Yeah.

00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,261

You'll wear that.

00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,764

We'll be eating and, of course,

you'll be wearing that.

00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,936

Dude, I am sorry about what I said.

00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,106

Nope, nope, you're right.

It is a ridiculous name.

00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,609

-It's not that bad.

-Yes, it is.

00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,321

From now on, I have no first name.

00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,451

So you're just Bing?

00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,288

I have no name.

00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,249

So, ehat are ee supposed to call you?

00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,003

Okay, uh, for now, temporarily,

you can call me...

00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,172

...Clint.

00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,551

No way are you cool enough

to pull off "Clint."

00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,054

Okay, so, what name am l

cool enough to pull off?

00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,056

Um, Gene.

00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,228

It's Clint. It's Clint.

00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,647

-See you later, Gene.

PHOEBE: Bye, Gene.

00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,651

It's Clint. Clint!

00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,364

What's up eith Gene?

00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,788

-You wore your nightie to dinner?

-Oh, yeah.

00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,833

And the best part though, was when

the waiter spilled eater down my back.

00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,127

I jumped up and my boob popped out.

00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,088

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, no.

00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,090

Yeah, it's all right. I got nice boobs.

00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,804

So I just picked up

a message from Emily.

00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,390

She and Susan are going

to a poetry reading together.

00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,768

-So?

-So?

00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,728

Poetry?

00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,106

Susan's gay.

00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,608

They're being gay together.

00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,113

-Emily's straight.

-Oh, wake up.

00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,740

Wow.

00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,284

Carol really messed you up.

00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,869

Excuse me?

00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:48,292

She turned you into this untrusting,

crazy, jealous sycophant.

00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,757

All right, so I don't knoe ehat "sycophant"

means, but the rest is right.

00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,428

I don't know what you're talking about.

I am not a crazy, jealous person.

00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,972

Huh.

00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,475

-What?

-She's totally right.

00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,353

When we eere together,

you got all freaked out about Mark...

00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,064

-...and there was nothing going on.

-This makes sense.

00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,732

It does not.

00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,735

Sure it does. In high school,

you weren't jealous at all...

00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,697

...even though all your girlfriends

were cheating on you.

00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,743

All right, so up until '92, '93,

he was very trusting.

00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,539

Then '94 hit, Carol left him,

and bam. Paranoid City.

00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,999

RACHEL:

Yeah.

00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,500

Absolutely, absolutely.

00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,835

This is so much fun.

00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,880

This is not fun.

00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,842

Look, all we're trying to say is...

00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,637

...don't let what happened eith Carol

ruin ehat you've got eith Emily.

00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,850

The '92 Ross wouldn't.

00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,358

I still think I was right

about that ehole Mark thing, though.

00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,154

Wha-? Well, you knoe ehat?

I hope Emily is a lesbian.

00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,492

[PHOEBE PLAYING DRUM]

00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,996

Drum roll.

00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,873

Okay. Okay.

00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,583

All right.

00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:15,463

Help. Am I a Mark or a John?

00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,300

Ehh, you're not tall enough to be a Mark.

00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,261

But you might make a good Barney.

00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,264

All right, look, I am serious.

00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,892

Tomorroe at 3:30,

I'm going to the courthouse.

00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,727

You're actually going through with this?

00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,647

Hey, look, this name has been

holding me back my entire life.

00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,651

Okay, it's probably ehy kids picked on me

and ehy I never do well with women.

00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,571

So as of 4:00 tomorrow, I'm either gonna be

Mark Johnson or John Markson.

00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,201

You've got problems because of you,

not your name.

00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,040

This has got to stop.

Chandler is a great name.

00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,875

In fact....

00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461

Yes.

00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,839

I'm sorry, I knoe you really wanted me

to name the baby Joey.

00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:03,261

But-- So I'm gonna name

the baby Chandler.

00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,265

Really?

00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,475

Yeah, but you have to

keep the name too.

00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,019

-Okay, thanks.

PHOEBE: Okay.

00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,146

-You want to hug it out?

-Yeah.

00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,566

-Yay, yay. Oh, yay!

CHANDLER: Yay.

00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,819

Okay, I'm gonna go tell

Frank and Alice right now.

00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,195

Okay.

00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,490

-Bye, Pheebs.

-Okay, bye.

00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,493

-Ha, ha.

-Oh.

00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,008

MAN [ON PA]:

Flight 004 is now arriving at Gate 17.

00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,139

-Nice luggage.

-I was going to say.

00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,559

-Hey.

-Hi.

00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,646

-I missed you.

-Oh, I missed you too.

00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,523

Thanks for everything, I had a great time.

00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,650

Oh, so did I.

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No tongue.

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