Эпизод, где все спешат

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The morning's here

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Sunshine is here

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The sky is clear

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The morning's here

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Hey!

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Do you have to do that?

It's Saturday!

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Oh, come on!

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Morning's here!

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[SINGING]

Morning's here

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The morning's here

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Sunshine is here

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I hate this apartment!

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I hate the color of these walls!

I hate that this place still smells like bird!

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I hate that singing guy!

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Are you kidding? I love that guy!

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[SINGS]

Morning's here, morning is--

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Stop it!

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I will kill you.

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I hate that my room is so small.

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I have all the space I need.

Just do what I did.

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Monica, you don't even have a bed.

You sleep in a ball on the floor!

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You know what?

I am tired of your bellyaching.

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I've worked really hard at making this

a nice place for us to live.

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I know. I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry, okay?

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This is a great apartment.

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Shut up. This place is a hole.

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Oh, blimey, I still can't believe

you've got an earring!

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I know, I know.

Who am l? David Bowie?

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He does that?

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-I don't know. Whatever.

-Ha, ha.

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Well, I think it makes you look

really dangerous.

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-Oh, I knoe.

-Ha-ha-ha.

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You know what?

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I never would've gotten this

if it weren't for you.

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No, really. When I'm with you, I'm like...

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...this whole other guy.

I love that guy!

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I mean, I love you too. A lot.

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But that guy!

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I love that guy!

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-I love both of you.

-Ah, heh.

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I wish I didn't have to go.

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Then don't.

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Stay here. Don't go so soon to London.

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-Just one more day.

-Oh, Ross.

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-One more day.

-Please don't do this to me again.

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You know I'd stay, but I've already missed

so much work. They'll fire me.

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So? Then you could stay

as long as you eant.

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I wish I could.

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Oh, no, don't-- Don't--

Don't start packing.

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Come on.

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I don't think you understand packing.

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I don't want to leave it

till the last minute.

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Last time I packed in a rush,

I left my knickers here.

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Yeah, I knoe. I, uh, tried them on.

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You didn't!

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No, I didn't.

I didn't eant to be "that guy."

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[GRUNTING]

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Hello.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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-Excuse me?

-Your pants.

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Oh, yeah! You like them?

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I went to a used-clothes store

and got maternity stuff.

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These are so comfortable.

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[LAUGHS]

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Uh, Pheebs, those are,

uh, Santa pants.

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-What?

-Santa pants.

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Santa Claus' pants.

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Nuh-uh. They're maternity pants.

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They even came with

a list of baby names. See?

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These names are good,

and these are bad.

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Oh.

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-Hey!

-Hey.

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RACHEL:

Hey, Pheebs.

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So, how are the elves?

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I don't know.

Hoe are the, uh, you know?

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Your clothes aren't funny.

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Hey, guys,

what should I wear to a Knicks game?

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Uh, a T-shirt that says,

"I Don't Belong Here"?

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You have tickets?

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Mom got Dad's season tickets in

the divorce, so she gave them to me.

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Apparently, they're good seats.

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Oh, my God!

Those are almost on the floor!

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Do you guys want these?

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-Yeah!

-Yeah, we do!

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Well, you got them!

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-All right!

-Just give us our apartment back.

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Whoa, I didn't see that coming.

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Are you serious?

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Come on. We know what these are worth.

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Do you think we're stupid?

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Not stupid. You're meaner

than I thought.

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-What do you say?

-Forget it.

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Okay? I'm not giving up my

bachelor pad for basketball seats.

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Your "bachelor pad"?

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Have you even had a girl here?

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No.

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But Joey has, and I usually

talk to them in the morning time.

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Yeah, you do.

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Come on!

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Gunther, can I get

teo cups of chino, please?

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Good one.

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Come on. Season tickets.

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Season tickets!

You know what that means?

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Forget it.

I'm not giving up the apartment.

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When I eas a kid, my dad's company

gave season tickets...

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...to the Number 1 salesman every year.

All right? My dad never eon.

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Of course, he wasn't in sales.

But still, I never forgot that!

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-Hey guys!

-Hey.

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Oh, my God.

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We don't make enough

fun of you already?

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Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it.

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You do knoe that Wham broke up?

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Ah! Ha, ha.

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I like it. And Emily likes it.

And that's ehat counts.

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So, uh, hoe are you guys doing?

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Don't try and talk all normal

with that thing in your ear.

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Where's Emily?

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Ugh, she's saying goodbye

to her uncle.

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-Didn't she, like, just get here?

-Yeah! Yeah.

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Easy, tiger.

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I just hate this so much.

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Every time I go pick her up at

the airport, it's so great.

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But I'm thinking, "I'll be right back

in a couple of days, dropping her off."

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-So, ehat'll you do?

-There's nothing to do.

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She lives there. I live here.

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She'd have to move here.

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She should move here.

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What?

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-I can ask her to live with me.

-Are you serious?

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-Why not? I mean, why not?

-You've only known her six eeeks!

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I've got a carton of milk in my fridge

I've had a longer relationship with.

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Look, guys, ehen I'm eith her,

it's like....

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Uh, she brings out this great side of me.

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I mean, I love her, you knoe?

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And I love the milk!

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But I won't ask some British girl

to move in eith me.

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Joey, you say things now.

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Look, Ross. He's right.

Emily's great.

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She's great!

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But this is too soon.

You're only gonna scare her.

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-I don't wanna do that.

JOEY: No.

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You don't want to ereck it.

Don't go too fast.

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No. You're right.

I know, you're right.

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I'm not going to do it.

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-Thanks guys.

-No problem.

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Just remember to eake us up

before you go-go.

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It's too hard. Too hard!

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All right, boys.

Last chance for the tickets.

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Otherwise, I give them to my

nee boyfriend, Joshua.

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No, thank you.

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Wait, wait. Come on, come on!

Let's trade.

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The timing's perfect!

I just clogged the toilet!

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I want those seats as much as you.

But ee can't live in the small apartment...

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...after we've lived here!

Ever read Flowers for Algernon?

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Yes.

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Ever read Sports Illustrated?

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No, I didn't read yours!

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We can go to the game tonight!

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The only way I'll consider this...

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...is if they offer more

than just season seats.

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-It's the Knicks!

-Screw the Knicks.

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Whoa!

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I didn't mean that. I just meant...

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...that the apartment is worth

so much more.

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Huh.

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And the Knicks rule all.

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Yeah, the Knicks rule all!

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Hey, so? Are you going to do it?

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No, we're not going to

because it's not an even trade.

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All right, look.

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What if you could keep the apartment

and the tickets?

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Done!

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Let me finish. I'm talking about a bet.

Winner takes all.

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Ooh, ee could get nothing.

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-Or you can end up eith everything.

-Oh, I like that.

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What do you say?

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-No!

-Just do it!

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Oh! Oh, I'm convinced!

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Come on, man!

You know I'd do it for you.

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Because you're my best friend.

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All right. But you can't

use that again for a ehole year.

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I'm in.

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[ALL CHEER]

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This is so exciting!

What are you going to bet?

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Okay. Well, we should

let Phoebe decide...

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...because she's the only one

who's impartial, and she's so pretty.

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Okay. Ha, ha. Um....

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Ooh, ooh. Oh, I have a game!

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-This is great!

JOEY: Okay. What's the game?

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Um, eell, it doesn't have a name.

No, okay. Phoebe Ball!

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No, it doesn't have a name. Um--

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Okay, Monica.

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What is your favorite thing

about trees?

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-They're green?

-Good! Good, five points!

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[CHEERING]

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All right, Joey....

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Same question.

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Uh....

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-Oh! Heh. They're tall.

-Ooh, three points.

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Both fine answers, but ee were

looking for leafy. Leafy.

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That's not even a game.

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Shut up. We're winning!

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You want to finish this?

We get a deck of cards.

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High card wins.

What do you say?

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-Let's do it!

-Oh, I have cards!

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-Oh, good.

-Yeah. Here.

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No, these are the trick deck.

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Okay. Here, yes.

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- Ahem.

-Okay.

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Okay, you guys, uh, you pick first.

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-Okay.

-Okay?

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-Four.

-That's a low one!

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Okay.

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Phoebe, you look. I can't do it.

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-What makes you think I can?

-That's okay.

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Ace!

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Why are you hugging?

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Because we eon our apartment back!

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What? Ace is high!

Jack, queen, king, ace!

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No! Ace is loe!

Ace, two, three, four!

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I don't know.

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Ooh! Oh.

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Look it! Aah!

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-All right, come on, pick again!

-Okay, give me.

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-Okay.

-Okay.

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Come on, apartment!

Come on, apartment!

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[SIGHS]

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Aah! I know queen is high!

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Not as high as....

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It worked! King!

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[BOTH SHOUTING]

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We pick again!

We pick again!

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-Why?

-I don't know.

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-Tickets, please.

-Ugh!

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-That's courtside, baby!

-Yeah, ha, ha.

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Seriously, good game, though.

Good game.

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What are they so mad about?

They got the apartment back.

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No, they didn't.

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Hey.

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Packed ehile you eere gone.

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I left some knickers under your pillow.

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Move in eith me.

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What?

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Don't be scared. It sounds crazy,

and people eill say it's too soon...

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...but just think.

Think how great it would be.

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Oh....

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I don't know.

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Uh, oh, leaving London.

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-My ehole family lives there....

-I know.

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-My job.

-You'll get a job here.

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I always hear about them foreigners

stealing American jobs.

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That could be you.

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Yeah, but it's my ehole life.

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You come to England.

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I can't. I would. I really eould.

But my son is here.

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I can't leave him.

You don't think there's any eay?

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Oh, I don't think so.

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It would be different if it was

way into the future...

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...and we were getting married

or something.

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What?

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Uh, no, right.

I shouldn't have said "married."

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Uh, please don't go freaky on me.

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I didn't mean it.

I didn't say it. I take it back.

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No. Don't.

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Why don't ee?

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Why don't ee what?

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Get married.

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You are mad!

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No, I'm not! It's perfect.

It's better than you moving here.

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It's us together forever,

and that's what I want.

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-We've known each other six weeks!

-Yeah, I knoe.

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So what? Who's to say?

Does that mean we can't do it?

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Look. I was with Carol for

four years before ee got married...

00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,447

...and I wound up divorced

from a pregnant lesbian.

00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,409

I mean, this....

00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,537

This makes sense for us.

00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:02,335

Come on. Our first date, we ended up

spending the whole weekend in Vermont.

00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,713

I mean, last night

I got my ear pierced. Me!

00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,298

[LAUGHS]

00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,967

This feels right.

00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,885

Doesn't it?

00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,014

My parents are gonna be really mad.

00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,976

Is that--? Are you saying "Yes"?

Is that "Yes"?

00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,395

Yes.

00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,607

-Yes!

-Yes?

00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,943

-We're getting married!

-Oh, my God!

00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,405

-Yes! Ha, ha.

-We're getting married!

00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,240

Come here, come here.

00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,747

Oe!

00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,168

Emily, will you marry me?

00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,255

Yes.

00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,719

Oh, it's a bit small.

00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,931

Damn! I thought that'd be

romantic as hell.

00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,436

It was.

00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,202

-Those were, like, the best seats ever.

-Oh, yeah.

00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,956

Hey, should ee give these to the girls?

Like a peace offering?

00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,418

That's very nice.

Plus, they were free and too small.

00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,467

Oh, God.

00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,516

JOEY:

Hey, you want a beer?

00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,563

-Whoa!

-I know!

00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,152

Open up! Open up! Open up!

00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,572

We'll discuss it in the morning.

00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,248

What the hell is going on?

00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,919

We took our apartment back!

00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,216

I had nothing to do with it.

00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:20,306

Okay, it was my idea.

But I don't feel good about it.

00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,517

Oh, oh!

00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,105

We are switching back right now.

00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,190

No, we're not. We're not leaving!

00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,317

You'll have to. You both have jobs.

00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,154

As soon as you do, we're seitching back!

There's nothing you can do to stop us.

00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,739

Right, Joe?

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:37,949

I don't know.

00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,037

What?

00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,957

I don't want to move again, with....

00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,837

I don't care! This is our apartment

and they stole--

00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,256

You stole!

00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,551

Our apartment!

We eon it fair and square. Teice!

00:18:56,718 --> 00:19:00,555

And I am getting it back right now!

I'm getting it back right now!

00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,599

All right.

00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,855

We figured you might respond

this way, so we have a backup offer.

00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,066

Oh, no more offers.

You can't offer anything to us!

00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,612

-Let us keep the apartment and--

-As a thank you...

00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,410

...Rachel and I eill kiss

for one minute.

00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,625

-Totally worth it.

-That eas one good minute.

00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,711

-Good night.

-Good night.

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,427

-Men are such idiots.

-I know.

00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:44,265

Can you believe something that stupid

actually got us our apartment back?

00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,727

It's funny. If you had just done that

after the last contest...

00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,104

...no one would have

had to move at all. Ha, ha.

00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,985

-Let's pretend that's not true.

-Yeah.

00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,448

Okay. Scarf's done.

00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,495

-Come on. Come on, come on!

CHANDLER: Okay.

00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,873

PHOEBE: Hey!

ROSS: Hey.

00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,082

What's going on?

00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,293

Ross has some big thing

to tell everyone.

00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,878

Uh....

00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,839

Well, okay. It's, uh-- Ahem.

00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,592

Emily and l, we decided to, uh...

00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,594

...to get married.

00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,512

[ROSS & EMILY LAUGH]

00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,806

-What?

-Oh, my God.

00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,392

Oh, are you pregnant too?

00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,938

No.

00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,107

When did--? How did you--?

00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,152

We just decided to go for it.

00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,489

We know it's a bit hasty, but, uh...

00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,824

...it just feels so right.

00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,748

Um, I was just telling the guys--

00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,000

Yeah, I heard.

00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,634

I think it's great! Aah!

00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,261

I'm so happy for you!

00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,845

Well, yeah! Congratulations!

00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,847

[ALL CHATTERING]

00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,524

-I can't believe you're getting married!

-Yeah.

00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,613

Monica and Rachel made out.

00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,295

MAN [SINGING]:

Morning's here

00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,131

The morning's here

00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,842

BOTH [SINGING]:

Sunshine is here

00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,552

The sky is clear

00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,221

The morning's here

00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,597

-Hey, you're back!

-Hey!

00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:52,768

-Get into gear

-Breakfast is near

00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:58,065

The dark of night has disappeared

00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:01,777

-I'll see you tomorrow morning!

-Okay!

00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,954

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