Эпизод с приглашениями

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I know.

Ross is getting married.

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Phoebe's making people.

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-Everybody's doing stuff.

-We just sit here.

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If I died, the only way

people would know I eas here...

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...would be by the ass print

on this chair.

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Look, we have to do something.

Okay? Something huge.

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[JOEY CLICKS FINGERS]

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We could climb Mount Everest.

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No, no. Not something stupid.

Something huge.

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No, no, no.

I sae an ad for this video.

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People climb that thing every day.

We could totally do that.

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Why not?

I mean, it's just climbing.

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It's just steep.

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Yeah.

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We're going to Everest. Okay?

It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest.

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-Hey.

JOEY: Hey.

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-What's up?

-We're gonna climb Mount Everest.

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-Yeah, baby.

-Really?

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I looked into that.

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Yeah, but, I mean, it costs like $60,000,

and, you knoe, you could die. And....

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And you would die.

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Oh, well.

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We could get that Everest video.

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Yeah, we could do that without,

you know, risking our lives at all.

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While ee're doen at the video store,

we could rent Die Hard.

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Oh. You knoe ehat?

I just remembered.

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That Everest thing is only available

through mail order.

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Oh, well.

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So you guys will stay here

and hang out with me?

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JOEY: Yeah. Yeah.

CHANDLER: Yeah.

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But I'll tell you, one of these days...

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...we're gonna get off our butts

and rent Die Hard again.

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Yeah, we are.

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So, ehat did we decide?

Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not?

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Oh, God.

Nobody likes him.

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And he's so cheap. He'd never fly

to London in a million years.

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Yeah, invite him.

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Hey, did I do these neat enough?

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-Yeah, they're fine.

-Yeah?

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If anyone asks,

we'll say that Ben addressed them.

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Oh. So you invited Rachel then?

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Sure, why not?

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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Well, I don't think I'd be comfortable

having any of my old lovers there.

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Wait, wait, wait.

Do you think we shouldn't invite her?

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Oh, no, no, Ross,

you know I absolutely adore Rachel.

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It's just that, well, I thought

it might be a bit awkward for you.

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But it's absolutely your decision.

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-More tea?

-Yeah, sure.

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-Earl Grey?

-Huh?

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Fine, yeah,

invite ehoever you eant.

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I don't want to be single, okay?

I just want to be married again.

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And I just want a million dollars.

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Rachel?

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-Oh, God, Monica. Hi. Thank God.

MONICA: Hi.

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Okay. Everybody, this is Rachel,

another Lincoln High survivor.

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This is everybody.

This is Chandler and Phoebe...

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...and Joey.

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-Do you remember my brother, Ross?

-Sure.

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-Hey. Oh, God.

RACHEL: Hi.

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You know, back in high school...

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...I had a, um, major crush on you.

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-I knew.

-You did? Oh, okay.

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I always figured you just thought

I was Monica's geeky brother.

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-I did.

-Oh.

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Listen, do you think--?

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And try not to let my intense

vulnerability become a factor here.

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Do you think it would be okay

if I asked you out sometime maybe?

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Yeah.

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Maybe.

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Okay.

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Okay, maybe I eill.

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See, I see, uh...

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...big passion in your future.

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-Really?

-I do.

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Oh, Ross, you're so great.

Aw....

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[GRUNTS]

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It's never gonna happen.

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Okay, I have a question.

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Well, uh, actually,

it's not so much a question...

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...as more of a general wondering...

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...ment.

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-Okay.

-Okay.

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[ROSS LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

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Um, eell, for a while now,

I've been wanting to, um....

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-Oh....

-Yes. Yes. That's--

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-Look at that little kitty.

-That's right.

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-What?

-That little kitty.

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[CAT SCREECHES

AND ROSS YELLS]

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ALL [SINGING]:

Top of the world looking

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Down on creation

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And the only explanation I can find

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Listen, missy, if you want this cart,

you're gonna have to take me with it.

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Yes.

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-Did you see that?

-You were incredible.

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A brand-new woman,

ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you. I could not

have done this without you.

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Okay, um.... Uh....

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More clothes in the dryer?

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-Oh.

-Oh!

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I'm fine. I'm fine.

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You had no right to tell me

you ever had feelings for me.

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-What?

-I was doing great with Julie...

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...before I found out about you.

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I was doing great

before I found out about you.

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You think it's easy for me

to see you eith Julie?

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Well, the point is

I don't need this right now.

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Okay? It's too late.

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I'm eith somebody else.

I'm happy. This ship has sailed.

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All right, fine.

Go ahead and do that, all right, Ross?

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I don't need your stupid ship.

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ROSS: Good.

RACHEL: Good.

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Oh!

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[EXHALES SHARPLY]

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[SOBBING]

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Oh.

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Do you realize this is the first time

I'm doing something I care about?

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This is the first time I'm doing

something I'm actually good at.

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If you don't get that--

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I get that. I get that bigtime.

And I'm happy for you...

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...but I'm tired of having a relationship

with your anseering machine.

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-I don't know what to do anymore.

-Well, neither do l.

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Is this about Mark?

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[EXHALES SHARPLY]

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-Oh, my God.

-Okay, it's not.

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Oh, my God.

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I cannot keep having this same fight

over and over again, Ross.

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No. You're making this too hard.

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I'm making this too hard?

What do you eant me to do?

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I don't know. I don't know.

Look, maybe we should just take a break.

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You're right. Let's take a break.

Let's cool off, okay?

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Let's get some frozen yogurt

or something.

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RACHEL:

No.

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A break from us.

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-Do I know why we're rushing?

-You know the girlfriend I told you about?

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It turns out that she, uh, eants

to get back together with me.

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Oh, I found it!

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-That's so great for you guys.

-Yeah.

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-Good luck with your girlfriend.

-Oh, thank you-- Ah, hey.

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[ROSS LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

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Rachel!

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RACHEL:

Hi. Oh....

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-You got my message?

-You are right on time.

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So, ehat do you say?

Can I be your girlfriend again?

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Yes, you can very much.

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Ah!

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-I want you to leave. Get out.

-No. No.

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I wanna stay.

I wanna talk about this.

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All right. How was she?

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Oh-oh.

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-What?

-Was she good?

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Don't anseer that.

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You said you eanted to talk about it.

Let's talk about it. Hoe eas she?

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She was....

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- Awful.

-She was not good, not good.

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Nothing compared to you.

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She was different.

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-Ooh!

-Oh-oh.

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Good different?

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Nobody likes change.

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Oh! Just stop.

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[BOTH MUTTERING]

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The way you owned up to everything...

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...it just shoeed me how much

you've grown, you know?

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I mean, my mom never thought

this would work out.

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[CHUCKLES]

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She was all,

"Once a cheater, always a cheater."

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ROSS:

Mm-hm.

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Oh....

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I just wish we hadn't lost

those four months.

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But if time was what you needed

just to gain a little perspective....

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We eere on a break!

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You seem to really like her.

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Yeah, but ehat am I gonna do?

We agreed it was gonna be a two-week thing.

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You know? No commitment.

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Ross, that girl just spent

the entire evening talking to your friends...

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...asking to hear stories about you...

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...looking through Monica's photo albums.

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I mean, you don't do that

if you're just in it for teo weeks.

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You think? Heh.

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You've got like 14 hours

until she has to be at the airport.

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And you're sitting here

in a halleay...

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...with a 28-year-old cheerleader

with a fat lip.

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-Yeah, you're right.

-Yeah.

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Oh, this is so amazing.

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I can't believe my brother's

getting married, and in London.

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It's so romantic.

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Hey, pretty smart.

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Tissue paper.

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You're at the wedding.

You have to cry.

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Handkerchief?

No, I got my invitation.

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Oh, look, isn't this adorable?

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Ross let Ben address mine.

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-Hello.

JOEY: Hey.

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MONICA: Hey.

PHOEBE: Hey.

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Hey, did you get your invitation

to Ross' eedding?

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No.

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Don't worry, man, I get to bring a guest.

We'll show him.

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I'm so jealous you're all going.

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I can't believe I never knew

you can't fly in your third trimester.

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CHANDLER: I never knew that.

MONICA: I didn't, either.

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I knew that.

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So didn't know that.

But you should see your faces.

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[JOEY LAUGHING]

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-Hi, guys. What's up?

CHANDLER: Hey.

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We're hanging out.

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What's this?

Is this Ross' wedding invitation?

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Maybe that's the one

we should have actually hidden.

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Oh, no. No, you guys, come on.

You don't have to do that.

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I'm happy for him.

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I am. I really-- I'm-- I'm ha--

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I'll work on it.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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RACHEL:

Mm.

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Rach, you're going to come though,

aren't you?

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Oh, honey, I don't knoe. I....

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This isn't one of those

"If she doesn't come, we don't come"?

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Because I already bought my ticket....

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You know what eould be real weird?

If you weren't there.

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-Just say you'll think about it, okay?

-No, I'll think about it. Yeah.

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-Who's this from?

-That's Ross'.

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Oh.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Oh, my God.

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He remembered.

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Remembered what?

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It was like months ago.

We eere walking by this antique store.

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I sae this pin, and I told him

it eas just like one my grandmother had...

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...when I eas a little girl. Oh.

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I can't believe he remembered.

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This must have cost him a fortune.

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I can't believe he did this.

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Remember back in college

when he fell in love with Carol...

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...and bought her

that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?

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What did you just say?

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[STUTTERING]

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Oh, my God.

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WOMAN [OVER PA]:

Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving.

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Oh, my God.

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-We eere in school together.

-We haven't seen each other since then.

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Well, I land in China.

Guess who's in charge of the dig?

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Julie!

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Julie! Isn't that great?

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Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch,

spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

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Oh, that is so sweet.

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No-- Heh.

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No-- Okay.

No, you hang up.

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No, you--

Okay. Okay.

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One, two, three.

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You didn't hang up either.

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-She didn't hang up.

-She didn't hang up either.

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Okay, no.

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No, you hang up.

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You. You. Y--

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[PHONE BEEPS]

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Ross, hi.

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It's Rachel.

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I'm just calling to say

that, um, everything's fine.

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And I'm really happy for you...

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...and your cat.

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So obviously, I am over you.

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I am over you.

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And that, my friend,

is what they call closure.

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Rach, I got a message from you.

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Oh, my God, no.

Hang up the phone. Give me the phone.

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Give me the phone, give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

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You're over me?

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Oh, God.

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-What--? You're, uh...?

-Oh, God.

00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,443

You're over me?

00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,323

RACHEL: Oh, my God.

-When were you...

00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,200

...under me?

00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,621

Basically, ahem...

00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,123

...lately, I've, uh....

00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,461

Ahem. I've sort of had feelings for you.

00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,672

Okay, I need to lie down.

00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,675

He broke up eith Julie.

00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,134

[JOEY CHUCKLES]

00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,262

Well, go hug her, for God's sakes.

00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,975

-Really?

-Really.

00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,144

It's always been you, Rach.

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,105

Oh, God.

00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,820

BOTH:

Oh....

00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,949

Listen, I'm sorry

I had to work tonight.

00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,368

Oh, that's okay.

00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,371

-You're worth the wait.

-Oh.

00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,790

And I don't just mean tonight.

00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,709

[CHRIS ISAAK'S "WICKED GAME"

PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:48,297

I never dreamed

That I'd meet somebody like you

00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,762

I never dreamed

That I'd lose somebody like you

00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,055

[ROSS GRUNTING]

00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,100

[RACHEL LAUGHS]

00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:05,398

No, I don't want to fall in love

00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,985

RACHEL:

Oh, God!

00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,446

Oh. Honey.

00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,239

Oh, that's okay.

00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,243

Oh, no, you just rolled over

the juice box.

00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,249

Gunther, please tell me

you didn't say anything to Rachel...

00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,501

...about me and the girl

from the copy place.

00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,420

I'm sorry.

00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,589

Was I not supposed to?

00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,097

You're the one who ended it.

00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,310

Yeah, because I eas mad at you.

Not because I stopped loving you.

00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,645

You still love me?

00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,522

No.

00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,445

What does this mean? What do you--?

I mean, do you want to get back together?

00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,156

No. Maybe.

00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,617

-I don't-- I don't knoe.

-What?

00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,826

[SIGHS]

00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,870

I just-- I feel....

00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:14,383

I can't believe I even thought of getting back

together with you. We are so over.

00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,135

[IMITATES CRYING]

00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,512

Fine by me!

00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,725

And, hey, just so you knoe,

it's not that common...

00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:26,604

...it doesn't happen to every guy,

and it is a big deal!

00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,440

I knew it!

00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,038

JUDY [ON TV]: Rachel's coming up.

Doesn't she look pretty, Jack?

00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,833

Oh, my God.

00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,752

-This is us getting ready for the prom.

-Oh!

00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,004

You know what?

We don't have to watch this.

00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,714

CHANDLER: Yeah, ee do.

MONICA: Come on.

00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,924

Fun.

00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,300

JUDY [ON TV]:

Get a shot of Monica.

00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,177

JACK [ON TV]:

wait, how do you zoom out?

00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,513

There she is.

00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,809

Shut up.

The camera adds 1 0 pounds.

00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,687

Huh, so how many cameras

are actually on you?

00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,690

MONICA [ON TV]:

Dad, turn it off.

00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,191

JACK: It is off.

RACHEL: Yeah.

00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,943

JACK:

Right, Ross?

00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,406

[ROSS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,783

Looking good, Mr. Kotter.

00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,123

l can't go to my own prom without a date.

I can't. It's too late.

00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,626

If you're not going,

then I don't wanna go either.

00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,837

I have a wonderful idea.

00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,298

You should take Rachel to the prom.

00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,258

We've seen enough.

Let's turn it off.

00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,553

PHOEBE: I eant to see.

-Fine, I'm not going to eatch, all right?

00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,846

JACK [ON TV]:

Come on, kid. Let's go.

00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,765

JUDY:

Are you handsome.

00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,601

JACK:

Let's show them.

00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,316

-Okay, Dad.

-Rachel, ready or not.

00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,651

Here comes your knight in shining--

00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,944

Oh, no.

00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,908

MONICA: Bye. Don't wait up.

RACHEL: Okay, Chip, let's go.

00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,827

JUDY:

Oh, dear.

00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,662

Jack, how do I turn this off?

00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,042

I can't believe you did that.

00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,586

Yeah, well....

00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,439

See? He's her lobster.

00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,159

No.

00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,162

-You're really not going?

-Yeah.

00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,748

It's just going to be too hard.

00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,376

You know, I mean...

00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,419

...it's Ross.

00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,714

Hoe can I watch him get married?

00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,302

You know?

It's just for the best, you knoe? It is.

00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,305

Plus somebody's

got to stay here eith Phoebe.

00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,308

She's going to be pretty big by then...

00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,520

...and she'll need someone

to help her tie her shoes.

00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,940

Drive her to the hospital

in case she goes into labor.

00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,484

You don't have a car.

00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,153

-And your license expired.

-I know.

00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,616

Yeah. See, there's so much to do,

and I have so little time to do it in.

00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,457

Check this out.

00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,128

It says there's a place you can go

to rent videos of all the museums.

00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,214

"It's almost as good as being there."

00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,135

It's better. You can't go to a museum

in your underwear.

00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,555

Well, you could,

but probably just the one time.

00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,809

I bet we could get videos

of all the sights...

00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,604

...get a VCR in our hotel room,

we'd never even have to go outside.

00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,190

If we do that,

we've got to rent Die Hard.

00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,070

Oh-ho, I bet the British version is good.

00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,287

[English - US - SDH]