Эпизод со свадьбой Росса, Часть 1

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There could be traffic.

The plane could leave early.

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When we get to London,

there could be a line at customs. Come on.

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Six-hour trip to London.

That's a lot of Monica.

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Passport, check. Camera, check.

Traveler's checks, check.

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-Who are you saying "check" to?

MONICA: Myself.

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For remembering to pack the thing.

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You know, you do a good thing,

you get a check.

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[CHUCKLES]

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My mom does it.

I never realized it eas weird.

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Hey, my mom used to put her head

in the oven, so....

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Actually, she only did it the one time.

But it was pretty eeird.

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-Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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Hey. Are you ready yet?

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-Yep. You got the tickets?

-Oh, got them right here. Check.

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It's all London, baby. Here we go.

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You got your passport?

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Yeah, in my third drawer of my dresser.

You don't wanna lose that.

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-Oh.

-There it is.

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Okay, if you need the vacuum,

it's in my closet on the left side.

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The garbage bags

are next to the refrigerator.

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But Rachel's gonna be here too.

Can't I just ask her?

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Heh. Yeah, okay. Give that a try.

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-All right, let's do it.

-Woohoo.

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-Yeah. Cheerio.

-London, baby.

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-Because that's not gonna get annoying.

-London, baby!

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-Oh, you knoe ehat? I was wrong.

JOEY: Ha, ha.

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Well, we're all here.

I guess we should get going.

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Oh, I eanna come over there

and give you a hug...

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...and wish you luck on your wedding,

but I can't get up.

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-Oh, I'll come hug you.

-Great, can you bring me the neespaper?

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Yeah.

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PHOEBE: Have a great eedding. Oh.

-Thanks.

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-Hey, Chandler, I wanna hug you too.

-Hey.

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And you might as well bring me my book.

It's on the counter in your apartment.

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Oh.

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-So we're off.

-Have fun.

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ROSS: Thanks.

-Oh.

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Oh. I can't believe

you're not gonna be there.

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Oh, I knoe.

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-So come. Why don't you come?

-What?

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To London. Come to London. Please?

It would mean so much to me.

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Yeah, well, I gotta work. I'm sorry.

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-Why can't you take a couple of days off?

-Because I can't. I told you. No, I can't.

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This is my eedding.

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All right, you knoe ehat? Now we are late.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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Fine, you'll eatch it on video

when we get back.

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Here you go, Phoebe. Here you go, Phoebo,

Phoobala, Phobayboo.

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[PHOEBE GIGGLES]

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[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]

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You. Ha, ha.

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All right, let's go. Bye, Pheebs.

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PHOEBE: Bye.

JOEY: Bye, Pheebs.

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Mwah. Goodbye. Mwah.

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MONICA: Bye.

-Safe flight.

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JOEY:

London, baby.

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-Oh, God.

-Oh. Do you need a hug?

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You don't have to bring me anything.

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All right, Chandler, do something.

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-Come on, do something.

-I am. I'm ignoring you.

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JOEY: Okay, I'm gonna be

the on-camera guy. All right.

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First stop, Westminster Abbey.

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-Oh, what the hell is that?

-That's London, baby.

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All right, the hotel's here.

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Wait. No, we eanna go....

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No.

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I know.

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I'm gonna have to go into the map.

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Okay, if you see a little version

of me in there, kill it.

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I got it.

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Here ee go.

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Okay, listen, listen, we're not gonna have

to ealk this way the entire time, are we?

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Shh.

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Oh, man, you made me lose it.

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EMILY:

And that was all before 1 0:00.

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The caterer rang to say it's gonna be

chicken Kiev instead of tarragon.

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The florist phoned

to say there aren't any tulips.

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Oh, and then the cellist

has carpal tunnel syndrome--

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. Okay?

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-Well, up yours too.

ROSS: What?

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-No, no. That's "time-out."

-Sorry.

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Sweetie, you gotta relax.

Everything's gonna be great, okay?

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Come on, come on.

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-Chicken Kiev?

ROSS: Mm-hm.

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Doesn't that sound delicious

at the last minute?

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I know, but something like salmon

would just--

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It would be so much more elegant

than chicken.

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And you wouldn't have to eorry

about the salmonella.

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Oh.

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I can't wait to see

where you're getting married.

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Yes. This place is beautiful.

Emily's parents got married here.

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I still can't believe

they're tearing it doen.

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It really is the most lovely building

you'll ever see.

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I mean, it's over--

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Oh, my God.

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It's nice.

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[EMILY GASPING]

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Oh. Oh, my God.

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Hoe can this be happening?

What are we gonna do?

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Everything's gonna be all right.

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-Hoe is it gonna be all right?

-Uh-huh, I see that.

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Okay, I talked to the guy

and found out what happened.

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ROSS & EMILY: What?

-They tore it doen a few days early.

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JOEY:

All right.

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Westminster Abbey.

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Hands down, best abbey I ever seen.

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Hey.

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Okay.

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What do you think of the abbey,

Chandler?

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Oh, I think it's great.

They're thinking of changing the name.

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-Really? To what?

-To "Put the Camera Away."

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Man, you are Westminster Crabby.

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[GRUNTS]

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-Honey, don't get up. What do you need?

-Oh, no. Oh, nothing.

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Come on. I'm here to take care of you.

What do you need? Anything.

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Okay, I have a eedgie.

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Okay, that is all you.

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So, ehat do you want for lunch?

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Oh, I don't knoe.

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-I guess we have to eat.

-Yeah, I do.

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What's the matter?

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I'm just bummed

the way I left things eith Ross.

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I wish I didn't lie to him

about having to work.

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He seemed so mad at me.

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Ah, don't be so hard on yourself.

If someone I was still in love with was--

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-Still in love with?

-Yeah.

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I'm not in love with Ross.

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Oh.

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No, no. Good.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross' eedding,

because he's my ex-boyfriend...

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...and that eould be

really uncomfortable.

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Not because I'm still in love with him.

Hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy.

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You know, clearly I have feelings for him,

but feelings don't mean love.

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You know, I mean,

do I still have loving feelings for Ross?

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Yeah.

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I have continuing feelings of love.

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But that doesn't mean

that I'm still in love with him.

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You know, I mean, I have sexual feelings

for him, but I do love him.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, my God. Oh, my--

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Why didn't you tell me?

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-We thought you knew.

-We?

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Yeah, we all know.

We talk about it all the time.

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You all know? Does Ross know?

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Oh, no. Ross doesn't know anything.

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Oh. I cannot believe you didn't tell me.

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Because we thought you knew.

It's so obvious.

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God, it would be like, you know,

telling Monica:

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"Hey," you know, "you like things clean."

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Hi.

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So, ehat are you fine gentlemen

in the market for?

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-We've got scarves, souvenir postcards.

-Check this out, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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That's the stuff. What do you think?

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Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that

"I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore.

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Well, I like it. Here you go.

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You're not really gonna buy that. Don't you

think you've embarrassed me enough?

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Oh, I embarrass you?

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Hoe can I answer that

when I'm pretending I don't knoe you?

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He's just jealous. You'll fit right in.

All Londoners eear them.

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Oh, really? Then how come no one here

anywhere is wearing one?

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They're all tourists.

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All right, look, if you insist on wearing that

in public, you knoe...

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...you're gonna spend the rest

of the afternoon all by yourself.

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JOEY:

Oh, yeah?

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If you're gonna make me choose

between you and the hat, I choose the hat.

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-Good choice.

-Thanks.

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Okay, look. All right, that's it, okay?

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I'm out of here.

I'm not gonna be embarrassed anymore.

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-Hello?

-Hey.

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I just spoke to your dad,

and you know what?

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He thinks ee'll be able

to find a new place.

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-We don't have to.

-What, you found a place?

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No, but Monica and I eere talking...

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...and I was so upset about the hall

being knocked doen...

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...and she suggested

that ee just put the eedding off for a bit.

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-She said what?

-She said if I'm not happy...

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...getting married somewhere we can find

in a day, eell, we should just postpone it.

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[SCOFFS]

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Postpone it? Heh.

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Emily, do you think Monica realizes how

much our parents spent on this wedding?

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Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny,

tiny little brain comprehends...

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...that people took time

out of their lives...

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...to fly thousands of miles

to be here? Huh?

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This isn't right.

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I realize that people

are gonna be disappointed.

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[ROSS SCOFFS]

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But they'll come back

when we can do it right.

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Well, I can't ask people to do that.

Would you ask people to do that?

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Don't you point your pants at me.

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We have no choice.

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Anywhere that's half-decent

will have been booked months ago.

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Ross, don't you understand?

This is our wedding.

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The only thing I understand

is postponing it is not an option.

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This is when we're getting married.

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-What are you saying, it's noe or never?

-No, I'm saying it's now.

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-Or?

-There's no "or" in mine.

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What is erong with these pants?

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It's not the pants.

It's you who's backwards.

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And if you don't understand

hoe important this is to me...

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...perhaps ee shouldn't

be getting married at all.

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Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily, please--

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[SCREAMS]

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-Hey.

-Hi.

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So did shopping help you feel any better

about Ross?

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Manhattan does not have enough stores.

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Well, I think I can help you get over him.

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-You can?

-Yeah.

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I just need you to bring me

some photos of Ross...

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...and, um, a small piece of chocolate...

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...and a glass of tepid water.

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Ooh. Is this one of those things where you

throw stuff in a bag with graveyard dirt...

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...and hang it from a north-facing tree?

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Uh, only if you have the hiccups too.

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The pictures are for you.

The chocolate and eater's for me.

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I just didn't feel like getting up.

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Okay. I'm gonna shoe you

a picture of Ross, okay...

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...and you're going to remember

all the bad things about him, all right?

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-Really focus on his flaes.

-I can do that.

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Certainly did that

while we eere going out. Heh.

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Okay. Mm.

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Before we get started, I just eanna say,

for the record, I love Ross.

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I think he's such a great guy.

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Okay. Now close your eyes.

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-And imagine that you're eith Ross.

-Mm-hm.

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-Okay, and imagine that you're kissing him.

-Mm-hm.

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You're running your hands

all over his body.

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And then you run your hands

through his hair...

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...but, oh, ew, gross,

it's some kind of grease, it's-- Ugh.

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Ah?

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I don't know.

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I don't know,

his hair never bothered me that much.

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And you knoe, it was always more crunchy

than it was greasy.

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Okay. This is gonna be harder

than I thought.

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Um, ahem.

Let's try some aversion therapy.

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-Okay. All right.

-Okay? All right.

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-Look at the picture.

-Okay.

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All right, and, um....

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Oe!

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-Okay. How do you feel now?

-Well, I like you less.

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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-Oh. Sorry.

-No, no, you know what? I'm sorry.

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I shouldn't have said

you were embarrassing me.

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That really wasn't cool.

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And if it makes you feel any better,

I've had a really lousy day.

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Me too.

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-Yeah?

-No!

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I had the best day ever.

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Dude, check this out.

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[KNOCKING]

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-Hey.

-Shh, shh, shh.

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Say hi to my friend

and tell him you like my hat.

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-Okay, so, what's your friend's name?

-Oh. Chandler.

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Hi, Chandler.

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That's-- That's--

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-Oh, my God.

-That's Fergie, baby!

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Joey says you don't really like his hat,

but I think it's kind of dashing.

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When did you--? How--?

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I was trying to figure out

hoe to get to Buckingham Palace.

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So I'm in my map and--

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Hey.

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MONICA: Hey.

-Hey.

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I understand you had a little talk

with Emily.

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Ha, ha. Yes, I did.

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And you are welcome.

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Am I?

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And was it your idea

to postpone the eedding?

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Um....

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-I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

-Wait up.

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Hey, hey, since you're the fix-it lady,

here's a pickle:

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What do you do when the bride says

she doesn't wanna have the eedding at all?

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-She said that?

-Yeah.

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-Why?

-I don't know.

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I told her it was stupid to put off the

wedding just because the hall was gone...

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...and she, like, flipped out.

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Oh, my God.

You're even dumber than I am.

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Excuse me?

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Ross, hoe long

have you been planning this wedding?

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I don't know. A month?

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Emily has probably been planning it

since she was 5.

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Ever since the first time she took

a pilloecase and hung it off her head.

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That's what ee did.

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We dreamed about the perfect eedding.

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In the perfect place.

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[IN STRAINED VOICE]

With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake.

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With the little people on top.

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But the most important part...

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...is that we had the perfect guy...

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...who understood just how important

all that other stuff was.

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I had no idea.

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That pillowcase thing, I thought you guys

were just doing The Flying Nun.

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Sometimes ee were.

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Come on.

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You gotta help me figure out what to do.

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-Okay?

-All right.

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Come on.

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-Whoa. Pretty intense, huh?

-Yeah.

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I hope Ross didn't think we went in there

because ee were uncomfortable out here.

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I hope he did.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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-Hello?

-Hey, Pheebs, it's Joey.

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Hey, Joey. Hey. Ooh, ooh.

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I just sae someone that looks just like you

on the subway.

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I was gonna go over and say hi, but then

I figured he doesn't care he looks like you.

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That just cost me 4 bucks.

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I just called to see how the chick

and the duck are doing.

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They're having a great time

with Aunt Phoebe.

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Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all.

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So do you miss me?

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Kind of,

but I've just been having way too much fun.

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Oh, so you're not homesick yet?

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No, I don't think so.

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All right, well, the seven of us miss you.

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-Who's seven?

-Well, you know, me, Rachel...

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...the birds, the babies.

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Aw, the babies miss me?

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-Ooh, pizza guy's here.

-What? You ordered pizza without me?

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Yeah, but ee were thinking about you.

We ordered the Joey Special.

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Teo pizzas?

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-Yeah. Okay, gotta go. Talk to you later.

-Wait, wait. Where did you get it from?

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[DIAL TONE DRONES]

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[ON TV]

where everybody knows your name

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And they're always glad you came

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You wanna be where you can see

The troubles are all the same

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You wanna be

where everybody knows your name

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-Monica, ehy have you brought me here?

-You'll see.

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I tell you,

this wedding is not gonna happen.

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Oh, Ross.

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Okay? But imagine a lot more lights, okay,

and, you knoe, feeer bricks...

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...and flowers and candles.

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MONICA: Okay, and the musicians,

they can go over here, okay?

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And the chairs,

they can face this way and--

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You go.

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But if you don't love this,

then we'll do it any other place...

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...any other time.

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Really, it's fine. Whatever you want.

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It's perfect.

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-And, I don't know, if it starts to rain--

-Well, then we'll get wet.

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Aw.

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I don't even have a date.

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RACHEL: Pheebs?

-Yeah?

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RACHEL:

Do you remember where the duck food is?

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Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment,

under the sink. Why?

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Because I'm going to London.

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What? What do you mean,

you're going to London?

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Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him.

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Noe, honey, you take care, and you don't

have those babies till I get back. Mwah.

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Rachel, you can't go. Ross loves Emily.

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I know, I know, I know he does,

but I have to tell him hoe I feel.

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He deserves to have all of the information.

Then he can make an informed decision.

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That's not why you're going.

You're going because you hope he'll say:

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"Yeah, I love you too, Rach.

Forget about that British chippie."

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Do you think he eill?

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No, because he's in love

with the British chippie.

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Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna

mess with his head and ruin his wedding.

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You know? It's too late.

You missed your chance.

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I'm sorry. I knoe this must be really hard.

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But it's over.

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[SIGHS]

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You know what? No.

It's not over until someone says "l do."

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I do. I do! I do!

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[SIGHS]

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[GROANS]

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Yeah, like I can really chase you.

I'm carrying a litter.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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