Эпизод со свадьбой Росса, Часть 2

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-I can't believe you won't be there.

-I know.

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Why can't you take a couple of days off?

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-Because I can't.

-This is my eedding.

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-I can't wait to see it.

-Her parents got married there.

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It's the most beautiful place.

It's right over--

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Oh, my God!

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The only thing I understand is

postponing is not an option.

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This wedding is not gonna happen.

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If you don't love this, then ee'll do it

any other place or time. It's fine.

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It's perfect.

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-I'm going to London.

-What?

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It's not over until someone says, "I do."

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I do! I do! I do!

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Rachel, no!

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[PHONE RINGING]

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The Waltham residence.

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Hi, is this Emily's parents' house?

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This is the housekeeper.

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And, by the way, that is not how one

addresses a person on the telephone.

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First one identifies oneself...

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...and then asks for the person

with whom one wishes to speak.

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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]

Um, this is Phoebe Buffay.

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I was eondering, please...

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...if it's not too much trouble, please...

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...um, might I speak eith

Miss Emily Waltham, please?

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Miss Waltham is

at the rehearsal dinner.

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And it is not polite

to make fun of people. Goodbye.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

No, no! I'll be nice, I swear.

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Could you just give me their number?

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I'm afraid I'm not at liberty

to divulge that information.

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Somebody is on their eay to ruin the eedding,

and I have to warn them.

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So give me that number

or I'll come over there...

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...and I'll kick your snooty ass

all the eay to Nee Gloukenshire!

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[DIAL TONE HUMMING]

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Hello? Hello? Oh!

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Ooh, she knew I could kick her ass.

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JUDY:

Hi, sweetheart.

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ROSS:

Mom, Dad.

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Oh, sorry, we're late.

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My fault. I insisted on riding the tube.

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Judy, the kids!

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That's what they call the subeay.

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Oh!

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I thought--

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Dad, we got it.

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Oh! Here comes my dad and stepmom.

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Mr. and Mrs. Geller.

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This is Steven...

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...and Andrea Waltham.

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STEVEN:

Hoe do you do? Very nice to meet you.

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-Ha, ha!

-Eh, darling, the Gellers.

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Darling, it's the Gellers.

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She's self-involved.

I should never have married her.

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-Sorry, ehat?

-It's the Gellers.

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-Where?

-That's one and that's another one.

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Lovely to meet you.

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Nice of you to pay

for half the wedding.

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Oh, the hell eith tradition!

We're happy to do it.

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Oh, we knoe how expensive

weddings can be.

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Besides, this may be

the only wedding we get to throw.

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Ahem, ha, ha.

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A joke that's funny in all countries.

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Sir?

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-What's in it?

-Goat cheese, eatercress and pancetta.

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That's not food.

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No, I don't want it.

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Everything's different here.

I want to go home.

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I miss my family, the coffeehouse.

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I can't remember

what Phoebe looks like!

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Joey, it's been three days.

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[MOUTHS]

Oh.

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Okay, you're just a little homesick.

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Would you just try to relax

and just enjoy yourself?

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You're different here too.

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You're mean in England!

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JACK:

What the hell?

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What's up, Dad?

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This bill for my half. It's insane.

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Why is it so much?

The reception's at their house.

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Flowers, liquor. Re-carpet first floor?

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Nee guest bath, landscaping.

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I'm paying to remodel this house.

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I'll give that son of a bitch

a piece of my mind.

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Dad. Please.

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I don't want anything to upset Emily.

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She's had a hard enough

couple of days as it is.

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Here. Let me go talk to him.

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You tell him no one takes advantage

of the Gellers.

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Ooh, Jack.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Sometimes I forget

hoe powerful you can be.

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[BOTH MOAN]

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And I'll go get drunk.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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-Hi.

-Hello.

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Hello.

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Um, ehen is your next flight to London?

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-There's one leaving in 30 minutes.

-Oh!

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And I do have one seat left.

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Oh, thank you, thank you.

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The last-minute fare

on this ticket is $2700.

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Ugh. I don't have enough left

on my credit card.

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You can split it with another card.

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Okay, how about five?

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Oh, thank you.

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I need to see your passport.

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I don't have it, but I can tell you

where it is on my nightstand.

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You know what?

I have my driver's license.

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And I have a 20.

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Face it, my father is not gonna pay

for the built-in barbecue.

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And believe me, you can

kiss your gazebo goodbye.

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I might be able

to get you the new lawn.

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Ah! Then you have to give us

the laen ornaments.

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I go back there with lawn ornaments,

he'll laugh in my face.

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Will you say something, Steven?

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Don't take that tone eith me.

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All right, you can.

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-Hi, Pheebs.

-Oh, thank God!

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Oh, you changed your mind. Ugh!

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You probably don't want

to talk about it.

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You're doing the right thing.

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-Bye, Pheebs.

-Where are you going?

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What are you doing? No, eait.

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Why am I aleays pregnant

when she does that?

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[CLINKING]

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I'd like to toast Ross and Emily.

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My big toast is tomorrow.

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This is kind of my little toast,

or Melba toast, if you will.

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Okay.

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Ahem. I knew Ross ehen he was, uh,

going out eith his first girlfriend.

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Oh, heh.

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I thought things would eork out

until he over-inflated her.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, dear God!

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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Hello, Waltham Interiors.

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Oh! Hi, Mrs. Waltham.

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I need to speak with, um,

one of the best men or Ross' sister.

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-Who is this?

-Oh, Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends.

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If you're Ross' friend,

why aren't you here?

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Um, I can't fly.

I'm having my brother's babies.

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Oh.

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Am I on the radio?

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No. Um...

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...can I talk to one of them?

It's important.

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I'm bored of you now.

I'm going to cut you off.

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Oh!

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We're excited that, uh, Ross and Emily

are getting married at Montgomery Hall.

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To think, my friend getting

married in Monty Hall.

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Oh, come on, Monty Hall!

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Let's Make a Deal.

Come on, you people!

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All right, forget it.

Congratulations, Ross and Emily.

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Hey. Best man number two,

Joey Tribbiani. Ha, ha.

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I'm not good with the jokes

like Chandler here.

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[SCOFFS]

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But, uh...

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...congratulations to the happy couple.

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I first met Ross

in this coffeehouse back home.

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Home.

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Nee York City.

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Where everybody knows my name.

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Uh, anyway...

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...uh, I love you guys.

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But not as much as I love America.

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Can ee please go home now?

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Are you going home?

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I was hoping to get

to know you better.

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I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.

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I was laughing.

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Out loud?

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I didn't eant everyone

to think I eas stupid.

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So hoe are you doing?

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My mom's driving me crazy.

But Ross is getting married!

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I'm happy. I won't let anything spoil that.

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[LAUGHS]

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CHANDLER:

Mm-hm.

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I just want to say that

Ross is a wonderful young man.

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Oh, thanks. We like him. Ha, ha.

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My God! You must have been

a teenager ehen you had him.

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There's no way in hell I'm paying for it.

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Look, we're doen to just one point.

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Could we please just settle it

after the wedding?

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Fine, but I'm not paying

for your wine cellar...

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...you thieving, eould-be-speaking-

German-if-it-eeren't-for-us man!

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The guy eas hammered.

There's no way you look like Ross' mother.

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-Then why would he say it?

-Because he's crazy!

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Earlier, he thanked me for my very

moving performance in Titanic.

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My mother's right. I'll never get married.

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Ha! You know what, that is--

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Who wouldn't want you?

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Please! I'm a single mom

with a 30-year-old son.

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I'm getting married today!

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Whoo! Heh.

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Morning.

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I'm getting married today!

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-Yeah, you are.

-Woo-hoo!

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Do you think he knee I was here?

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I've never done that with you before. Heh.

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Nope. Ha, ha.

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So, uh, hoe are you?

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You okay?

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Yeah, yeah.

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-You?

-Oh, yes, yes.

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Uh-huh.

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You?

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We did you.

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Hmm.

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Well....

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-I better get going.

-Oh, absolutely. Ha, ha.

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Could you not look?

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I don't want to look.

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[SIGHS]

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-Uh, uh, excuse me.

-Yeah.

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If you're planning on doing that

the entire flight...

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...please tell me now

so that I can take a sedative.

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Or maybe slip you one.

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It's just, I'm, uh, kind of excited.

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I'm, um, going to London

to, uh, tell this guy that I love him.

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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

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[WHISTLING]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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-Hello.

-Where the hell have you been?

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Hey.

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I spent the night out.

I met this cute bridesmaid. She is--

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I don't want to hear it!

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Aw, Pheebs, you know you're still

my number one girl.

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We have an emergency.

Rachel's coming to London.

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Oh, great!

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No, she's coming to tell Ross

that she loves him.

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But he loves Emily.

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I know that!

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You have to stop her.

She's going to ruin the wedding.

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Okay.

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I've done my part, okay?

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It's your responsibility now.

The burden is off me.

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Right.

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So tell me about this girl.

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Hey. Have you seen Monica?

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I'm not seeing Monica.

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-What?

-What?

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Look, we gotta find her.

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Phoebe called. Rachel's coming

to tell Ross she loves him.

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-Oh, my God.

-I know. We gotta find Monica.

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-Knoe ehere she is?

-No, okay?

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What's with the third degree?

Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?

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Then I realized all this stuff

I had been doing...

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...proposing to Joshua,

lying about why I couldn't come...

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-...was all just a way of--

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

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I'm sorry. Can I interrupt?

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I just want to say that you are

a horrible, horrible person.

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Pardon me?

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You're about to ruin

the happiest day of his life.

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I have to agree

with your friend Pheebs.

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This is a terrible, terrible plan.

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-But he has to know how I feel.

-But ehy?

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He loves this Emily.

No good can come of this.

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Ugh! I think you're erong.

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Oh, no!

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By the eay, it seems to be clear

you were on a break.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, my God!

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It's like a fairyland.

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I know. It's horrible, isn't it?

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I love it. I only hope

my eedding looks this good.

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-Ha! I just hope--

-You can let some go by.

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[WHISPERS]

Psst. Monica.

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Start looking out for Rachel.

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I'll cover the door.

You watch that big hole.

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I've got Chandler covering Ross.

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Why eould I care where Chandler is? Heh.

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You know, uh...

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...sometimes I don't even like Chandler.

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-Okay.

-Heh.

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ROSS:

I do.

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I do.

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Oh, it's the second one.

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Right?

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Hello, Joey.

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Hey, Felicity.

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Um, I thought about you all day.

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-Yeah?

-Ha, ha.

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Talk Nee York to me again.

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-Forget about it.

-Heh.

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Hoe you doing?

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FELICITY: Mm!

-Ha-ha-ha.

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[FELICITY MOANS]

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We're not paying

for your wine cellar.

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You have to meet me in the middle.

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My foot will meet

the middle of your ass.

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[STAMMERING]

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-What's going on?

-Oh, everything's under control.

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You want a piece of me?

Is that what you're saying?

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ROSS:

That's it!

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Parents! Parents! Back away!

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This is our wedding day!

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From now on, everyone gets along.

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And if I hear one more eord...

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...no grandchildren!

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That's right!

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Okay, okay.

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Sorry, old boy.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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I could kill you

with my thumb, you knoe.

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What eas that about?

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It was this disagreement over--

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[SIGHS]

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My God! You look beautiful.

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Oh!

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Oh! You can't see me

before the wedding. It's bad luck.

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I think ee've had all the bad luck

we're going to have.

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[FELICITY MOANING]

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[CHUCKLES]

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My God, heh, Rachel!

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[ROSS LAUGHS]

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You're here. I can't believe it.

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-Ha.

-Uh....

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Why are you here?

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I just came to--

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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I just needed to tell you...

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...congratulations.

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[PLAYING SLOW SONG]

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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Waltham Interiors.

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PHOEBE:

Mrs. waltham? It's Phoebe.

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Can I talk to one of the best men?

This is going to be the last time.

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There's a girl on the phone for you.

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Oh, great!

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Hello?

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It's Phoebe.

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Did you stop Rachel?

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But she just hugged him. That's it.

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-Nothing got ruined?

-No.

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Oh, that's so great!

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Oh! So, what's going on now?

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Uh...

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...I'm walking down the aisle.

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Still walking.

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Noe I'm at the front with Ross.

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It's Phoebe!

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He looks pretty mad.

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Uh, I better go.

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Wait! Hold it up so I can listen.

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[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

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-What ee did last night was-

-Stupid. Hmm.

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-Totally crazy, stupid.

-Ha, ha.

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What eere we thinking? Heh.

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I'm coming over tonight though, right?

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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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[BAND PLAYING "BRIDAL CHORUS"]

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Friends, family...

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...we are gathered to celebrate...

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...the joyous union of Ross and Emily.

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[OVER PHONE]

May the happiness of today...

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...be with them aleays.

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Noe, Emily, repeat after me.

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-I, Emily.

-I, Emily.

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-Take thee, Ross.

-Take thee, Ross.

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PASTOR: As my lawfully eedded husband,

in sickness and in health...

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...till death parts us.

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As my lawfully eedded husband,

in sickness and in health...

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...until death parts us.

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PASTOR:

Noe, Ross.

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Repeat after me.

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I, Ross.

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Take thee, Emily.

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Take thee, Rachel--

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Emily!

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Ha. Emily.

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[CROWD MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]

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Uh...

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Shall I go on?

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