Эпизод, где все целуются

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You look cute in bubbles.

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Ahh, you're just all liquored up.

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[MONICA LAUGHS]

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[KNOCKING]

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JOEY:

Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.

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I've had a very long, hard day.

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Want some chicken?

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No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye.

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You sure?

Some extra-crispy, dirty rice?

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For the last time, no!

Get out, Joey!

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All right.

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Are you okay? He wouldn't leave.

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He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.

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Chicken?

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I could eat some chicken.

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Hey, Joe!

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Could I get a, uh, three-piece,

some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?

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Aah! Diet Coke.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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JOEY: Morning, Pheebs.

PHOEBE: I have to tell you this story.

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I was coming over

and this cabdriver...

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Was his name Angus?

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What?

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He was a cabdriver

we had in London.

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Oh. Ha, ha, ha.

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All right. Anyway...

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What was that pub he took us to?

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The Wheat Sheaf!

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And they had that beer...

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- Boddington's.

- Boddington's.

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Ooh, uh,

Pheebs was going to tell a story.

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So he had a really funny hat.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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- Hey.

- Hey, Ross!

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Boddington's!

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Oh, man!

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I'd walk back to London for another

frosty one of those bad boys.

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They have them at the

British pub by the Trade Center.

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Later!

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Shouldn't Rachel be back?

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Her plane got delayed.

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But she should be here by now.

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So you talked to her?

Did she sound mad?

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No. But she likes me.

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You abandoned her

on a plane to Greece.

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I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay?

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Emily showed up at the airport.

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I had to go after her.

I did what I had to do.

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She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.

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Emily!

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Emily is my wife.

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Man, what is that?

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You haven't heard from Emily?

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Not since I lost her at the airport.

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I can't believe she can outrun you.

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Hey! She's fast, okay?

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You think you can beat me?

Let's go! Outside!

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Hi!

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ALL:

Hi! Rachel!

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Rach, I am so sorry.

I am so, so sorry.

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Come on.

You just did what you had to do.

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Hi, Pheebs.

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That's it? You're not mad?

It must've been terrible.

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Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece!

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There was a nice hotel, nice beach,

met the nice people.

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It's not too shabby for Rachel.

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So, what, that's it?

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Well, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.

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Thanks, Rach. You're the best.

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Oh, no. You're the best.

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Oh, I got to go to the flower store.

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No one will tell me where Emily is...

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...so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red

roses to her parents' house.

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One for each day

I've known and loved her.

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That should get her talking.

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When you make out the card,

be sure to make it out to "Emily."

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It's good that you had

such a good time in Greece.

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What?

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I didn't have a good time in Greece!

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Ross abandoned me!

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I couldn't get a plane out.

I had to stay in their suite!

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People came up to me going,

"Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"

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I mean, it was so humiliating!

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I felt like such an idiot!

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It's all my fault. You know why?

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Because I make very bad decisions.

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Oh, that's not true.

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Yes, it is true.

I went after Ross in stupid London!

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London is stupid! Stupid!

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I should've never gone to London.

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From now on, you make

all my decisions for me.

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Oh, no.

I did that for someone once.

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I'm not comfortable having

that power over someone's life.

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I'll do it.

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Fine. Monica, you are now

in charge of my love life.

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Okay. I got to go to work.

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And, uh, Rachel, great to have you back.

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Pheebs!

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Always a pleasure.

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Rachel? Sweetie, look.

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Here's a cute picture of you and Joey.

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He's married.

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Ross is married. I still can't believe it.

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Honey, sweetie, by the edges.

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I'll just have to accept it.

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I mean, it's my fault.

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Edges! Fingers! Smudgy!

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Oh, my God!

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That's okay. I know that

you're very upset right now.

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I know that wasn't about me.

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I bet it was about her a little.

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If you'd stop thinking about Ross...

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...you'd notice there are

great guys everywhere.

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Look. Gunther.

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He's nice. He's cute.

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Yeah. I guess Gunther is...

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What about that guy over there?

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That's the guy

you flirted with at the counter.

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Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

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You're going to talk to him.

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I make your decisions,

and I say you're going to talk to him.

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All right.

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You're the boss.

I got to do what you tell me.

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Say that to him, and you're golden.

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hey.

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Hey, Pheebs.

We got our pictures back from London.

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Here's all of us

at the Tower of London...

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Here we all are.

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There's Ross and Joey and you and...

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And me.

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We've been talking about

London too much.

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Sorry, it's just because

I couldn't be there.

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All I get to do now is pregnant stuff.

It bums me out.

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- I'm sorry.

- Sorry.

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- What happened?

- A little of this, a little of that.

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I got myself a date tomorrow.

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See? Didn't I tell you?

You're getting over Ross already.

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Get out.

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What took so long?

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I got caught up at work.

But I'm quitting tomorrow.

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So thanks for having me over.

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Rach...

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Pheebs...

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See you, man.

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What the hell was that?

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Probably some European

goodbye thing he picked up in London.

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That's not European.

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It felt French.

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I really had a good time.

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Yeah, me too.

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- So...

- So...

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I guess this is it.

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Yeah, um...

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- Unless you want to come inside?

- Yeah!

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Oh, uh, wait a minute. You know what?

I can't decide this.

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Okay. Just hold on a second.

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Um, hi.

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Hi.

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Where's Monica?

I have to ask her something.

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Doing her laundry.

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What's that?

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It came in the mail today.

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It's 72 long-stemmed, red roses.

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One for each day

I've known and loved Emily...

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...cut up into mulch.

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Honey, that's awful.

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It's not so bad.

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Monica's going to make potpourri.

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I think I'm going to go

wander out in the rain for a while.

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It's not raining.

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I can't catch a break.

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You're not going anywhere.

Sit right here.

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I'll make you some tea

and we'll talk this out.

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All right?

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Okay.

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RACHEL: Hey, Dave.

- Yeah.

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Um, I need to take a rain check.

My roommate is really sick.

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Okay. Bye.

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Honey, listen.

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I know things seem so bad...

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...and that they won't get any...

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Could I talk to you?

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I dropped some socks.

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Yeah.

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What is the matter with you?

Do you want to fall into the trap?

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You did not drop any socks!

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I saw Dave, and he said

you blew him off!

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You listen to me!

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I'm calling the shots!

I say you leave Ross and go get Dave.

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What are you doing?

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Well, ultimately I was trying,

you know, I wanted...

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...to tell him that

I'm still in love with him.

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What? You cannot tell him that!

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Why? Why not?

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People love to hear that!

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I make the decisions and I say no!

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You know what? No, you don't

make my decisions, because...

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...you're fired.

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You can't fire me.

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I make your decisions,

and I say I'm not fired. Ha!

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Well...

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[GASPS]

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Rachel! Come on, let me in!

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Having some trouble?

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Rachel locked the door.

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I'll kick that door in

if you give me some sugar.

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Rachel! Let me in!

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Thank you.

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Rachel? Can I talk to you

outside for a sec?

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No.

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We really need to talk.

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Well, then talk.

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Okay, I will.

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Remember that thing we just discussed

that you wanted to do?

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Yes.

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What thing?

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Rachel wants to take

swing dance lessons.

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Which I think is a really stupid idea.

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It's dangerous.

She won't get what she wants.

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And who knows who she might

end up hurting?

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Monica's right.

Swing dancing can be tricky.

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I have to use the phone.

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I got to cancel those five, giant

teddy bears I sent to Emily.

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My God. Think of the massacre.

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I'm going to do it.

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I know you think I'm crazy.

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But before you tell him,

try to find one person...

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...who thinks it's a good idea.

I bet you can't.

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Please?

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All right. Fine.

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[BANGING]

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Joey! I'm in!

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JOEY:

All right. Good deal.

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ALL:

Pheebs! Hey!

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- Uh, Pheebs?

- Yeah?

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Um, you know how you were saying

you didn't get to go to London...

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...and you were feeling left out?

- Yeah.

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Well, we all felt really bad

about that...

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...so we decided to

take a little trip together.

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Oh, that's so nice!

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How great! Where's the trip?

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Well, we thought we would all

go to a picnic...

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[GASPS]

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...in Central Park!

- Central Park?

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All of us. All day.

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That sucks!

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That's not a trip!

I just came from there.

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What'll we high-five about

at the stupid park?

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It's right by my house. All right!

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I'm going home to bask in the

triumph of my Central Park idea.

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Hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissy.

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I wanted to talk to you about...

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...this whole new European thing

you've got going on.

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And I need to say

it makes me very uncomfortable...

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...and I just, you know, just stop it!

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Just bringing some culture

to the group.

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That's fine.

Just don't bring it in my mouth.

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It makes me want to puke.

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Hey, everybody! Pheebs is here!

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ALL: Phoebe! Whoo!

PHOEBE: Okay. Whoo! Hi!

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Pheebs, we decided that

the picnic idea was a little...

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It didn't have any... Well, it blew.

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We thought that this afternoon we'd

all go away for the whole weekend...

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...to Atlantic City.

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Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan!

Whose plan was that?

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Mine!

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[GASPS]

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- Wait. It was my plan.

JOEY: No...

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...I said we needed a new plan.

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And I came up with Atlantic City.

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Which is the new plan.

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Why don't we, um, all

meet upstairs in an hour?

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Okay.

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I'm going to go pack.

I'm going to go pack my ass off.

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Let's go.

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You know what?

I'll meet you in a minute.

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Rachel, you didn't find anyone,

so you can't tell him.

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You know what? That doesn't matter.

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Do you know how painful it is

to tell someone you love them...

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...and not have them say it back?

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I don't care.

00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,475

Okay...

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I can't watch.

00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,119

What you reading?

00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,413

Paper.

00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,498

Yeah? What's it about?

00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,170

The events from around the globe.

00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,505

Okay...

00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,011

Uh, there's something

I have to talk to you about.

00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,888

Everyone's saying I shouldn't.

00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,016

But I think they're wrong.

People can be wrong.

00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,934

Once at work...

00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,729

...I thought carbon dating

is fossilized...

00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,732

I'm really trying

to tell you something here.

00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,026

Yeah...

00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,527

Go ahead.

00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,239

I think I'm just going to say it.

00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,908

I'm just going to say it.

00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,702

Uh...

00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,087

I'm still in love with you, Ross.

00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,974

Wow, uh...

00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,976

Huh. I'm...

00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,938

Wow. I'm not sure what to do

with that right now.

00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,898

[LAUGHING]

00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,364

What? Was that a joke?

Because it's mean.

00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,327

I'm so dead serious.

00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,412

I'm totally serious.

00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,956

Why are you laughing?

00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,585

Because I just heard it!

00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,879

I heard it! And it's ridiculous!

00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,256

I mean...

00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,715

You're married!

00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,426

You're married, and it's just ridiculous.

00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,180

When I said it, I sort of

floated up out of my body.

00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:06,144

And then I heard myself say it,

and then the floating Rachel...

00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,275

I was like, "You are such an idiot!"

00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,948

- Well, I am married.

RACHEL: I know.

00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,743

Though I haven't spoken to her

since the wedding.

00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,457

I'm sorry. That's not funny.

00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,920

Actually, it kind of is.

00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,717

My wife won't return my calls.

00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,264

I don't know where my wife is.

00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,729

"Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?"

"Don't know!"

00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,357

Oh, God.

00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,652

Okay.

00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,448

You know what?

Could you forget I told you this?

00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,243

Well, I kind of have to.

00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,287

Because the thing is...

00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:10,249

The thing is, you know,

that you're married to Emily.

00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,921

That is what the thing is.

00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,843

Oh, God.

00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:26,015

Things won't be weird between us, right?

Was that stupid?

00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,350

Me telling you that?

00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,977

No, no. I'm glad you did.

00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,314

If nothing else...

00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,776

...it's always great when someone

tells you they love you.

00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237

That's what I said!

00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,618

- Thank you for being so nice.

ROSS: No. Thank you for...

00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,955

Thank you.

00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501

- Okay, let's go!

- Yeah, Atlantic City!

00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,127

ROSS:

Come on!

00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296

Atlantic City, baby!

00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,299

Let's roll some bones. Hey, Joey!

00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,093

High-five for rolling bones.

00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,386

- Ow!

- Ow!

00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,388

Oh.

00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,722

Ooh!

00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,100

Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking.

00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,310

Oh, my God. Your water broke.

00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,396

Oh! Okay!

00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,148

Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.

00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,528

Pheebs, we have to take you

to the hospital now.

00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,407

Pheebs, the babies are coming now.

00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,159

Honey! High-five!

The babies are coming!

00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,703

ALL:

Whoo!

00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,205

Remember when my water broke?

00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,707

[ALL CHEERING]

00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,380

Phoebe's going to have her babies.

00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,882

I know.

It's beautiful and amazing.

00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:53,144

I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel

every time I left the room.

00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,564

It's too bad they didn't

see us having sex.

00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,275

Do you know anything about women?

00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,569

No.

00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,362

- It's all right.

- Okay.

00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328

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