Сотый эпизод (Эпизод с тройней)

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Hi. Yeah, hi. I'm, um, Phoebe Buffay

and I have babies coming out.

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Okay.

Have you started having contractions?

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Not yet. Um, I heard they really hurt.

Do they?

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- Well...

- Oh, my God.

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Which of you is the father?

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None of them are.

The father is my brother.

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Okay.

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I'll miss watching you

freak people out like that.

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JOEY:

Pheebs...

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This is for the babies

to look at someday.

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Do you want to say anything

before it starts?

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Okay. Um...

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Hi, kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe.

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Can't wait to see you.

Please don't hurt me.

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What took you so long?

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Your cab left when ours did.

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We went back because

I forgot my jacket.

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You're not wearing one.

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Oh, man! I did it again!

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Someone has to call

Frank and Alice.

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My mom might...

What are you doing?

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I've got to get the before shot.

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We spoke to the nurse.

The reason your doctor is late...

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...is because, uh, she's not coming.

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- What?

- She hit her head in the shower.

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Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

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Pheebs, it's going to be okay.

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I don't see three kids

coming out of your vagina.

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Listen. The nurse said

the doctor is wonderful.

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He's head of the department.

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All right. Ooh. Oh, dear God, save me.

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I'm having my first contraction.

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- Oh, it's not bad.

CHANDLER: Okay.

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And so the miracle of birth begins.

And I...

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[YELLS]

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You okay?

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Something hurts.

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Ooh, it's sympathy pains.

Oh, that's so sweet.

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I didn't know I cared that much.

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- Hello.

- Hi.

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I'm Dr. Harad.

I'll be delivering your babies.

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You'll be in good hands.

I've been doing this a long time.

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I'll be back to do your internal.

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Just relax, everything looks great.

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And also, I love Fonzie.

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Did he just say he loves Fonzie?

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That's what it sounded like.

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All right.

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ALL:

Hey!

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Am I late?

Nobody came out yet, right?

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No, we haven't started yet.

Where's Alice?

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Uh, Delaware. Until she gets here,

I'll be your coach.

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Don't worry. She told me

about the LaMazda stuff.

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If you get the babies out

by month's end...

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...you get two percent financing.

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Yeah.

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Monica, you're going to be

very proud of me.

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I just got us dates with two

unbelievably cute nurses.

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Oh, my.

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They're male nurses.

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Heh, heh. Not in my head.

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They want to take us out Saturday night.

What do you say?

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Um...

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- I don't think so.

- What?

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What are you talking about?

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You've been telling me to

get over Ross and move on.

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I'm moving on and so are you.

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Why don't you want to go?

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Um...

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Why don't you give me

a good reason...

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...and I'll tell you if it's true.

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- What?

- Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

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You're coming.

And when they get off...

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...we'll go get some Jello with them.

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Yep. There's always room for Jello.

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How do you make that dirty?

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It's easy.

I can do it with anything.

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Grandma's chicken salad...

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Ross!

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Get a shot of this.

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Hey, babies, these are the headlines

when you were born.

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Now girl baby, turn away.

And boy babies...

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...check it out.

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This is what naked women

looked like when you were born.

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Now let's dive into the good stuff.

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Okay, I'm having another one.

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This one doesn't hurt eith...

Ooh, yes, it does! Ow.

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Ooh.

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Ooh, I was kind of hoping that was it.

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Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?

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A couple of nurses asked them out.

Maybe they're with them.

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Really? Male nurses?

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Yeah, I was bummed too.

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So they're going on dates?

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- When?

- I think Saturday.

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[YELLS]

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- What's with him?

- Um, sympathy pains.

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It was sweet at first, but now I think

he's trying to steal my thunder.

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Okay.

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Let's see what we got here.

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Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.

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This Fonzie person you

keep referring to...

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...is that another doctor?

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Oh, no, no.

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Fonzie is the nickname of

Arthur Fonzerelli.

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The Fonz.

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All right.

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Soon.

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It's not that weird, is it?

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It's very weird.

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I don't want some guy down there

telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

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He doesn't seem to be

impersonating Fonzie...

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What are you doing?

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Why are you defending him?

Just get me another doctor...

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...who isn't crazy

and doesn't Fonzie!

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- Again, it's not...

- Aah! Aah!

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Hey, there you are.

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Um, there's something you should know.

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Is this about you dating the nurse?

Joey told me.

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I am so fine.

You and I, we're just, nothing.

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Just goofing around.

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Um, I was about to tell you

I was getting out of it.

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But, um, if we're just "goofing around,"

maybe I will go out with him.

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Fine. Maybe I will too.

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Hey! Look what I found

in the gift shop...

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Oh. Get up! Get up! Get up!

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Okay, Pheebs?

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This is Dr. Oberman.

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He has no strong feelings

about Fonzie...

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...or any of the Happy Days gang.

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You're going into what grade?

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I'm actually a first-year resident.

I graduated early.

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Uh-huh. Me too.

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Ross, I should have specified

I'd need a grown-up doctor.

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Really, I'm fully qualified...

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Shh, Doogie. Shh.

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Doesn't anybody understand that

I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh?

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Go, little boy! Go!

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Oh, cool. You made him cry!

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Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid

you've got kidney stones.

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Uh, well, what else could it be?

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It's kidney stones.

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Or...

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Kidney stones.

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You're getting there.

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These babies are very, very lucky.

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They are? Why?

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They'll be born

on the Fonz's half-birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Just to clarify.

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I'm not Fonzie.

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Yeah.

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It's a terrific thing that you're having

these babies for Frank and Alice.

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- I know, it is.

- Yeah.

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- Can I tell you a secret?

- Yeah.

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I want to keep one.

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Oh, I'm going to be on the news.

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You've gotta be kidding.

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You know you can't keep

one of these babies.

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Maybe I can. You don't know.

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I do. Frank and Alice will

want to keep all their children.

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Maybe not. You know?

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Three babies are a handful.

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Maybe they'll want to unload one.

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I hate to miss an opportunity

because I didn't ask.

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Phoebe, no. This is insane.

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Just ask him.

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What? Me?

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I can't ask him!

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Do you know how inappropriate

that would be?

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All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank.

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Just feel him out.

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No. I will not ask Frank

to give you one of his kids.

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You're right.

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Tell him it's for you.

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Feeling better, sweetie?

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Maybe a little.

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Wish you hadn't seen me throw up.

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Me too.

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Hey. I just heard. What's up?

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Kidney stones.

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Ordinarily, we try to break

the stones up with shock waves.

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But they're too close to the bladder.

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Either we wait for you to pass them

or else go up the urethra...

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Whoa!

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No, no, no.

Nothing is going "up," okay?

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"Up" is not an option.

What's a urethra?

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[MONICA WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]

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Are you crazy?

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Did you ask him?

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No, I haven't had a chance yet.

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I'm kind of on a clock here.

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[DOCTOR LAUGHS]

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Oh, Fonzie.

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You know who I always liked? Mork.

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Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.

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Fonzie met Mork.

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Mork froze Fonzie.

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Yeah...

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Yes...

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...but Fonzie was already cool.

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So he wasn't hurt. Right?

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Yeah, that's right.

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How you doing?

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Okay. Doctor says any minute now.

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You know, Alice is going

to be here so soon.

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You couldn't just do me a favor

and, like, hold them in?

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Sorry, I'm in the middle

of the last favor you asked me to do.

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DAN: Hey, Rachel.

RACHEL: Hi!

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This is Dan, one of the guys

we're going out with on Saturday.

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Dan, Monica.

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Nice to meet you.

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Hello, Dan.

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I'm really looking forward

to Saturday night. Really! Really!

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So Dan...

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Nurse, not a doctor, huh?

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Kind of girlie, isn't it?

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- Chandler.

- That's okay.

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I'm doing this to

get through medical school.

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Oh.

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And it didn't feel "girlie"

during the Gulf War.

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Sure.

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Thanks for doing that for us,

by the way.

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Why wait till Saturday?

Are you free tomorrow?

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Sure.

I'll get somebody to cover me.

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Aw, great.

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Hey, you and me, Saturday night?

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- No.

- All right, very good!

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This is a big one.

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[GRUNTS]

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Unh! Get these things out of me!

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Breathe! Breathe through the pain.

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I want the drugs, Ross!

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I do too! I do too!

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[ROSS & JOEY YELLING]

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Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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That was Alice's mom.

Alice left five hours ago.

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She should be here.

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She'll make it on time.

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- Yeah.

- Yeah.

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So Frank...

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Three babies.

Whoo, that just seems like a lot, huh?

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Not to me.

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Fair enough.

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You're at 10 centimeters.

Time to start having babies.

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I want only the father here.

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- We love you.

- Good luck.

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- Bye, Dan!

- Uh, bye, Monica.

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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I need a clamp, a sterile towel

and Channel 31.

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What is that?

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["HAPPY DAYS" THEME SONG

PLAYING ON TV]

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, no, no! It's a good one.

Fonzie plays the bongos.

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Ready? Time to try pushing.

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Ready? Time to try peeing.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

It's almost time to try peeing.

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DOCTOR:

Push. Concentrate on pushing.

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I see the head.

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Yes, it is a head!

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Keep pushing. Come on.

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I can't believe somebody's coming out!

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There's somebody coming out of you!

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It's my son!

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DOCTOR:

All right.

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[BABY CRYING]

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Here's your first baby.

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Yes!

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Yes! We got a baby boy!

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Frank Junior, Junior!

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How does he look?

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So gross!

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Okay. You ready to push again?

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I already had a baby. Leave me alone.

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Come on, you can do it.

You can do it.

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[PHOEBE AND FRANK GRUNTING]

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Yeah!

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Little Leslie's here!

We got another one!

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Oh, my God! I can't believe

I have two children.

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How scary is that?

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Come on, little Chandler,

it's time to be born.

00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541

He's coming! Yes, he's coming!

00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,459

[CRYING]

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Hey, where's his thing?

00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,678

Chandler's a girl!

00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,141

Oh, God. Kindergarten flashback.

00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,146

They read the sonogram wrong,

because they thought it was a boy.

00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,440

But Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!

00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,316

Okay, keep saying it.

00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,779

- Am I too late?

- No, no. Everything's okay.

00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,407

There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,075

We have our babies?

00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,452

Yeah.

00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,579

We have our babies.

00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,095

Oh, my God.

00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,722

You did it, man.

00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,892

Would you like to see them?

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They're so small.

00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,907

- I'll call you tomorrow.

- Great.

00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,206

Are you really going to date

that nurse man?

00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417

You and I are just "goofing around."

00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,253

I thought, why not

"goof around" with him?

00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,344

I don't know if you've looked up

"goofing around" in the dictionary.

00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,221

Well, I have...

00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,183

...and the technical definition is:

00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,729

"Two friends who care a lot

about each other...

00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,274

...and have amazing sex...

00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,405

...and just want to spend

more time together."

00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,327

But if you have this new

dictionary that gets you mad at me...

00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,247

...then we have to get you

my original dictionary.

00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,793

I am so bad at this.

00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,256

- You're better than you think you are.

- Really?

00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,924

Okay. So if...

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- Know when to stop.

- I sensed that I should stop.

00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,931

- So we're okay?

- Yeah.

00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,934

I'm gonna go tell Dan that

it's not going to happen.

00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,356

- Don't do the dance.

- Right.

00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,737

You're my favorite.

00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,949

- Which one do you have?

- I don't care.

00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660

Hi.

00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,203

Hey.

00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,082

Frank and Alice want me to tell you

they're making phone calls.

00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,627

Did you talk to them

about, you know...

00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,256

Yeah, um...

00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,925

No, honey.

00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,261

Oh, okay.

00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,140

It was a long shot.

00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,605

You guys? Can I just have

a second alone with the babies?

00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,523

ALL:

Yeah.

00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,630

So here you are.

00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,426

Seems like yesterday I was talking

to you in that petri dish.

00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,477

Everyone said labor

was the hardest thing.

00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,687

But they were wrong. This is.

00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,152

Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,531

I wish I could take you home

and see you every day.

00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,579

I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.

00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,001

I know Alice's sister has a pool,

but you lived in me.

00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,509

Okay, so we're cool.

00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,637

We're going to be great.

00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,556

Little high-fives.

00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,725

Aah, aah, aah.

00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,278

Well, if you're going to cry...

00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,797

Phoebe, we are so proud of you.

You're amazing!

00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132

I know.

00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,177

Does it hurt as bad as they say?

00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,471

You won't be able to take it.

00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,685

Now that little Chandler is a girl,

what'll they name her?

00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,437

They'll call her Chandler.

00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,232

Kind of a masculine name,

don't you think?

00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901

It works on you.

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