Эпизод со старым соседом Кипом

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- Hey.

- Hey, ha, ha.

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JOEY:

Monica?

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What time is it?

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Uh, 9.

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But it's dark out.

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Um, well, that's because you always

sleep till noon, silly.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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This is what 9 looks like.

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I guess I'll get washed up then.

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Watch that sunrise.

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[MONICA SIGHS]

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I'm really getting tired of

sneaking around all the time.

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I know, me too. Hey, what if we went away

for the whole weekend? No interruptions.

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And we could be naked the entire time.

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All weekend?

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- That's a whole lot of naked.

- Mm-hm.

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Yeah, I could say I have a conference

and you can say you have a chef thing.

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Oh, I've always wanted to go

to this culinary fair in Jersey!

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Ha, ha, okay.

You know you're not, though.

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- Right. Okay.

- Let's go.

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Wait. What about Joey?

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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend.

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Going to this culinary fair in Jersey.

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How weird! Chandler just told us

he's got a conference there. Huh.

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Oh, that's funny, ha, ha. Seems like

Chandler's conference could've been...

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...in Connecticut or Vermont.

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I'm not in charge of where

the conference is held.

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Do you want people to think it's

a fake conference? It's a real conference.

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- Hey.

JOEY & MONICA: Hey.

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- Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.

- No, she's out shopping.

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- Damn.

CHANDLER: What's going on?

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I told Emily to come.

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And I just need to, you know,

talk to Rachel about it.

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Wait a minute.

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So when Emily comes,

you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?

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I'm focusing on the

"I get to see my wife" part, all right...

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...and not on the part

that makes me do this, huh?

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[GRUNTS]

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So you'll never be in the same room together?

How is that even gonna work?

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I have no idea. I mean...

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But I assure you, I will figure it out.

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[JOEY SIGHS]

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It doesn't seem like it's gonna work.

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- Hi, guys.

- Hi.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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RACHEL:

What's going on?

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We're flipping Monica's mattress.

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So I'm thinking, basically,

we pick it up, and then we flip it.

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That's better than my way.

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Oh, hey, guys, would you flip mine too?

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CHANDLER: Oh, man.

PHOEBE: Oh.

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Oh, look! A letter from my mom.

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So, Rach?

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You know how Emily's coming, right?

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Oh, yeah. I know.

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Can you hear anything?

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Oh, yeah, somebody just said,

"Can you hear anything?"

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Hey, Joey's ass.

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What are you doing?

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Remember when they got

in that big fight and broke up...

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...and we were all stuck in here

all night with no food?

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Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding,

I figured it was gonna happen again.

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You know? So I hid this in here.

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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...

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Ooh, Mad Libs. Mine!

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Condoms?

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Hey, you don't know how long

we're gonna be in here.

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We may have to re-populate the Earth.

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And condoms are the way to do that?

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Anyway, it all boils down to this.

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- The last time I talked to Emily...

- Aah! Oh, my God! Our dog died!

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- What?

- Oh, my God. LaPooh, our dog!

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LaPooh's still alive?

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Oh! It says he was hit by

an ice-cream truck and dragged for...

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...19 blocks!

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- Oh! Oh, my God.

- Sweetie, we heard you crying.

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- Please don't cry.

- It's LaPooh!

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I know, it's LaPooh right now

but it'll get better.

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I can't believe it! We're here!

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Ooh, chocolates on the pillows!

Oh, I love that!

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You should live with Joey.

Rolos everywhere.

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- Oh. Okay, I'll be right back.

- Okay.

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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]

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CHANDLER:

Oh, yes!

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Monica, get in here.

It's a high-speed car chase on!

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We're switching rooms.

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Oh, dear God, they gave us glasses!

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No, they gave us glasses

with lipstick on them.

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If they didn't change the glasses,

who knows what else they didn't change.

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Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want

this weekend to be perfect, okay?

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- We can change rooms, can't we?

- Okay.

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Okay, but let's do it now, though,

because Chopper 5 just lost its feed!

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Hey, so, uh...

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You know how there was something

I wanted to talk to you about?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well...

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...you know I'm trying to work

things out with Emily.

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Mm-hm.

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Well, there's this...

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...one thing.

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Okay, here goes.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I made a promise that... Oh, hey.

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- What?

- Your nose is bleeding.

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- Oh, God!

- You're bleeding.

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Ah. Ah, not again.

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This happened when my grandfather died.

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It's... Ugh, sorry.

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Oh, gross, unh.

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Okay. So I'm sorry.

What did you wanna tell me?

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- Um...

- Ugh.

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[RACHEL SNORTS]

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Okay.

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I, uh...

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I can't see you anymore.

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Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous.

I can't see you, either.

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I think you'll find this room

more to your liking.

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Okay, great.

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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]

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They say he's only got half a tank left.

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Half a tank? We still got a lot

of high-speed chasing to do!

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- We're switching rooms again.

- What? Why?

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This is a garden-view room

and we paid for an ocean-view room.

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Our last ocean-view room

was unacceptable to you.

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Excuse me. Um, can I talk to you

over here for just a second?

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Uh-huh.

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- Chandler.

- Yeah?

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Look, these clowns are trying to

take us for a ride. I won't let them.

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We're not a couple of suckers.

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I hear you, Mugsy.

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But, look, all these rooms are fine.

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Okay? Can you just pick one

so I can watch the...

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Have a perfect, magical

weekend together with you?

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- Okay, this one I like.

- Nothing.

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Nothing. It's over.

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Damn it, this is regularly scheduled

programming!

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Can we turn the TV off, okay?

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Do we really wanna spend

the weekend like this?

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I'm sorry, am I getting in the way

of all the room-switching fun?

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- Ha, ha, don't blame me for ruining tonight.

- Who should I blame?

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The nice bellman who had to drag

our luggage to 10 rooms?

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Or the idiot who thought

he could drive...

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...from Albany to Canada

on a half a tank of gas?

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Do not speak ill of the dead.

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We're supposed to be spending

a romantic weekend together.

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What's the matter with you?

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I just wanna watch a little television.

What's the big deal?

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Jeez, relax, Mom.

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What did you say?

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I said, "Jeez, relax, Mon."

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Hey.

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Rachel, I've been wanting to tell you something

and I just have to get it out.

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Okay. All right. What's up?

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Okay.

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You know how you told me I should do

whatever it takes to fix my marriage?

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Yeah, I told you to give Emily

whatever she wants.

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And while that was good advice,

you should know that what she wants...

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Yeah?

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...is for me not to see you anymore.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Well, that's crazy. You can't do that.

What are you gonna tell her?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, you've already agreed to this,

haven't you?

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It's awful, I know. Uh, it's... Heh.

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I mean, I feel terrible, but I have to do this

if I want my marriage to work.

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And I do. I have to make

this marriage work. I have to.

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But the good thing is, we can still

see each other until she gets here.

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[GASPS]

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Oh!

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Oh, lucky me! Oh, my God!

That is good news, Ross!

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I think that's the best news I've heard

since LaPooh died!

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You have no idea what a nightmare

this has been. Uh, this is so hard.

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Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross?

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- Well, let me make this a little easier for you.

- What are you doing?

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- Storming out.

- Rachel, this is your apartment.

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Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!

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Damn Rolos!

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- Hey, you're back.

- Hey.

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How was your conference?

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It was terrible. I fought with

my colleagues for the entire time.

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Are you kidding with this?

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Uh, so your weekend was a bust?

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Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump

waiting for an elevator.

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- Hi.

- Hey, you're back too.

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Yeah. Um, Chandler,

could I talk to you outside for a second?

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- How was your chef thing?

- Ugh. It was awful.

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I guess some people don't

appreciate really good food.

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Maybe it was the kind of food

that tasted good at first...

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...but then made everybody vomit

and have diarrhea.

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- Chandler.

- Monica.

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I wanna know how much the room was.

I'll pay my half.

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Okay, fine. $300.

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- Three hundred dollars?

- Yeah. Just think of it as $25 per room.

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[GRUNTS]

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What are you guys woofing about?

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Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!

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No!

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You know what?

Now that I think about it...

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...I constantly find myself

without 20s, and you...

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...always have lots.

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You should've seen the look on her face.

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I don't want Rachel to hate me.

I don't know what to do.

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- You want my advice?

- Yes. Please.

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- You're not gonna like it.

- That's okay.

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You got married too fast.

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- That's not advice.

- I told you.

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I'm going to the bathroom.

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Man, if anyone asked me to give up

any of you, I don't think I could do it.

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Me neither.

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Maybe I could do it.

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- Hi.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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I know you guys heard about

the whole thing with me and Ross.

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But I've been obsessing about it all day

and would love not to talk about it.

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Uh, I don't know if this falls

under that category...

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...but, uh, Ross is right back there.

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- That's not Ross.

- Oh, no, not that guy.

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He does look like him, though.

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Okay. Ross is in the bathroom.

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Oh, my God. It's happening.

It's already started. I'm Kip.

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- What?

- Yeah, you're not Kip.

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Do you even know who Kip is?

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Who cares? You're Rachel.

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Who's Kip?

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Kip, my old roommate.

We all hung out together.

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- Oh, that poor bastard.

- Mm-hm.

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See? You told me the story.

He and Monica dated.

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They broke up,

they couldn't be in the same room.

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You all promised you'd stay his friend.

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And what happened? He got phased out.

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- You're not gonna be phased out.

- Well, of course I am.

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It won't happen to Ross. He's your

brother, your old college roommate.

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It was a matter of time

before someone had to leave the group.

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I always assumed Phoebe

would be the one to go.

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[GASPS]

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Honey, come on, you live far away,

you're not related.

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You lift right out.

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Hey.

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Hey, Mr. Bing.

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That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.

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Said someone left an eyelash curler

in your room.

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Yes, that was mine.

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I figured you hooked up with some girl

and she left it.

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Yes, that would have made more sense.

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You know, I don't even feel like

I know you anymore, man.

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All right, uh, look, I'm just gonna

ask you this one time, all right?

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And whatever you say,

I'll believe you.

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Were you or were you not...

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...on a gay cruise?

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Phoebe.

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I'm sorry about

the whole lifting-out thing.

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You gotta come with me.

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- Come where?

- Wherever I go.

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Come on, you and me, we'll start

a new group. We're the best ones.

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Okay, but try to get Joey too.

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Pheebs, do you mind

if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?

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Oh, sure, yeah.

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Bye, Ross.

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[WHISPERS]

Forever.

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RACHEL: Ahem.

- Hi.

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Hi.

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What are you doing here?

Isn't this against the rules?

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I talked to Monica.

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Look, I'm the one who made the choice.

00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,796

I'm the one who's making things change.

00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,341

So I should be the one to,

you know, step back.

00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,594

- Oh, Ross...

- No, no, it's okay. Really.

00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,556

Plenty of people just see

their sisters at Thanksgiving...

00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,601

...and just see their college roommates

at reunions...

00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,855

...and just see Joey at Burger King.

00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,902

So is that better?

00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,992

No, it's not better.

00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,037

I still don't get to see you.

00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,293

Well, what would you do, Rach?

If you were me, what would you do?

00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,298

[SIGHS]

00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,384

Well...

00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,138

...for starters, I would have said

the right name at my wedding.

00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,516

[CHUCKLES]

00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,147

I can't believe this is happening.

00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,611

I know.

00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,906

I am so sorry.

00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,326

I know that too.

00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,418

Ahem. Hey, Rach?

00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:12,048

Sorry to interrupt, but, uh, Phoebe said

you wanted to talk to me about a trip.

00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,723

- Hey.

- Hi.

00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,601

I just came over to drop off...

00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,520

...nothing.

00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,109

So that weekend kind of sucked, huh?

00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,111

Yeah, it did.

00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,905

So I guess this is over?

00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,867

- What?

- Well, you know, you and me.

00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,744

I mean, it had to end sometime.

00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,247

Why exactly?

00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,833

Because of the weekend. We had a fight.

00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,502

Chandler, that's crazy.

00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,089

Ha, ha. If you give up every time

you have a fight with someone...

00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,050

...you'd never be with anyone

longer than...

00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512

Oh.

00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,517

So this isn't over?

00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,352

[CHUCKLES]

00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,563

You are so cute!

00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,651

No, no. It was a fight.

00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,156

You deal with it and you move on.

It's nothing to freak out about.

00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,826

- Really? Okay, great.

- Heh.

00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,996

Aw. Welcome to an adult relationship.

00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251

We're in a relationship?

00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,507

- I'm afraid so.

- Okay.

00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,598

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,143

Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw

Donald Trump at your convention.

00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,395

Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator.

00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,234

Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?

I lost mine.

00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,361

Yeah, it's in the bathroom.

00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,951

Oh! Oh!

00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,120

- Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

- Ooh, oh!

00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,873

- Joey, I need to talk to you.

- Oh! Oh!

00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,000

Oh, oh, oh!

00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,004

[YELLING]

00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,255

[MUFFLED YELLING]

00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,424

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,221

Yes.

00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,183

You? And you?

00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,353

Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.

No one knows.

00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,355

But how? When?

00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,233

- It happened in London.

- In London!

00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,401

[GIBBERS]

00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,697

The reason we didn't tell anyone was

we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.

00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,576

But it is a big deal!

I have to tell someone!

00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,287

No, no, no. You can't.

00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,624

Please, please. We just don't wanna

deal with telling everyone.

00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,126

Please, just promise you won't tell.

00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,840

All right.

00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,344

Man, this is unbelievable!

00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,514

I mean, it's great! But...

00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,059

- I know. It's great! Ha, ha.

- Ha, ha.

00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,937

Oh, I don't wanna see that!

00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,109

We're so stupid.

00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,696

Do you know what's going on in there?

They're trying to take Joey.

00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:32,331

"The most popular Phoebe in tennis

is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh.

00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,876

If you win, you must slap your opponent

on the Phoebe and say, 'Hi, Phoebe!"'

00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,503

[CHUCKLES]

00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,881

Oh, that's cute.

We really all enjoyed it.

00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,134

- But you know it doesn't count.

- For what?

00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,346

Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs.

00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,349

CHANDLER: I guess fun time's over.

JOEY: Yeah, I'm done.

00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,977

Wait, guys, if we follow the rules...

00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,521

...it's still fun and it means something.

00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,023

CHANDLER:

I'm gonna take off.

00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,442

Guys, rules are good!

00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,402

Rules help control the fun.

00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,695

[DOOR CLOSES]

00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,322

Oh!

00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,327

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