Эпизод с чудовищем Йети

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None of that.

Not while you're living under my roof.

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What?

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Look, just because I know about you two

doesn't mean I like looking at it.

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Aren't you supposed to be

at an audition for another hour?

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Well, I'm sorry if I'm not

a middle-aged black woman.

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And I'm also sorry if sometimes

I go to the wrong audition.

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Okay, look, if I have to pretend

I don't know about you two...

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...then you two are gonna have to pretend

there's nothing to know about.

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BOTH:

Okay, sorry.

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JOEY:

I can hear that.

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Rachel's at work.

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JOEY:

I can still hear you.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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MONICA:

Hey. What's that?

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Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom

that once belonged to my grandmother.

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Can you believe it?

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A year ago I didn't even have a family...

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...and now I have heirlooms

for crying out loud.

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- Oh, God!

JOEY: Aah!

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Oh, soft.

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- Is this mink?

PHOEBE: Yeah.

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Why would my mother send me a fur?

Doesn't she know me but at all?

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Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that

no innocent animals suffered to make.

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Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids

who worked their fingers bloody...

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...for 12 cents an hour.

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That didn't happen, I made that up.

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- Hey.

GUNTHER: Ross?

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Ross, you can't put up flyers in here.

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How come? Everybody else does.

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You can't.

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MONICA:

What is that?

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Oh, uh, I'm getting rid

of a couple of things.

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This is all of your things.

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Yes, yes, it is.

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No, but it's good. Emily thinks

we should get all new stuff.

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Stuff that's just ours.

Together, you know, brand new.

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So basically this is a "getting rid

of anything Rachel ever touched" sale.

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Touched, used, sat on, slept on...

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I'll take it all.

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Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?

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Look, if I can just do what Emily wants...

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...and get her to New York,

I'm sure everything will be fine.

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Okay, but don't you think

that's a little extreme?

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- After what I did, can you blame her?

- Oh, my God. You got off easy.

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When my friend Sylvie's husband

said someone else's name in bed...

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...she cursed him

and turned his thingy green.

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What is he doing?

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Emily thinks Ross' furniture

has got Rachel cooties?

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- Calm down, Joey.

JOEY: No.

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Everything's getting all messed up,

you know?

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Emily won't let Ross see Rachel.

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We're not gonna stop seeing Rachel,

hence, Ross stops seeing us.

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Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

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Yeah, I know.

We're losing Ross, Joey said "hence."

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I'm not happy about this either, but,

you know, if Ross says he's happy...

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...then we just have to keep our feelings

about Emily to ourselves.

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Are you cool with that?

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No.

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But, you know, I'm an actor.

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I'll act cool.

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Ooh. Oh, God,

storage rooms give me the creeps.

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Monica, please, hurry up, honey, please.

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If you want the little round waffles...

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...you've gotta wait till I find

the little round waffle iron.

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- I want the little round waffles.

- All right.

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Here it is.

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Right underneath the can of bug bomb.

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I wonder if the best place to put something

that cooks food is underneath the poison?

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Okay, you know what? I'll have toast.

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[RACHEL & MONICA SCREAMING]

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Fog him! Fog him!

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I don't know what I'm gonna do

about this coat.

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I'll take it.

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- That might work.

- Oh, yeah, ha, ha.

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Huh? All right, what do you think?

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You're on in five, Ms. Minnelli.

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No, no, no, it's just a bit sudden.

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No, it's great, okay?

I am totally on board.

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I love you too. All right, bye.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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- What's the matter, Ross?

- Nothing. No. Oh, uh, actually...

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...great news. Heh.

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Um, just got off the phone with Emily...

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...and looks like I'm moving

to a new apartment.

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Whoo-hoo!

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- Why?

- Well, her thought is... And I agree.

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- Fresh new furniture,

why not a fresh new apartment?

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Her cousin has this great place to sublet.

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It's got a view of the river on one side

and Columbia on the other.

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That's way uptown.

That's like three trains away...

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...which is great.

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I love to ride that rail.

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So you're really okay with this?

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Yes, yes. I mean,

it's kind of far from work...

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...but, uh, you know,

I'll get so much done on the commute.

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I've been given the gift of time.

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That's so funny, because last Christmas

I got the gift of space.

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We should get them together

and make a continuum.

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Now he's moving?

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Man, what is Emily doing to him? Ow!

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He's not even here.

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You guys. You guys.

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We were just in the storage area

and we saw this really creepy man.

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He was like this crazy-eyed,

hairy beast-man.

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He was like a Bigfoot

or a yeti or something.

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He came at us with an ax,

so Rachel had to use the bug bomb on him.

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Yeah, I pulled the tab

and I just fogged his yeti ass.

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Uh, like, dark hair, bushy beard?

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- Yeah.

- Yeah, you fogged Danny.

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Ugh, please. We did not fog Danny.

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Who's Danny?

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Danny just moved in downstairs.

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He just got back from this four-month trek

in the Andes. Nice fella.

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Oh, he's nice. He's nice.

You know, you always...

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...stick up for the people we fog.

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- Yeah?

RACHEL: Hi.

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You might not remember us,

but we are the girls that fogged you.

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- We're really sorry we fogged you.

- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Hi, uh, just so you know,

we didn't mean to fog you.

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We actually thought you were

like a yeti or something.

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Okay.

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Yes?

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Hi. Ahem, sorry to bother you...

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...but I don't think that we can accept

your acceptance of our apology.

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It just doesn't really seem

like you mean it.

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Okay.

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Wow. That guy is so rude.

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Really. What is with that guy?

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I mean, you'd forgive me

if I fogged you.

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Well, you did, a little bit.

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Oh, my God, honey. I'm so sorry.

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- I totally forgive you.

- Really?

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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So listen, you know my friend Chris

who owns the crematorium?

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Crematorium Chris? Sure.

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Well, he said that he would cremate

my fur coat for free...

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...if I, um, you know, bring in

the next person I know who dies.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Look at these pelts.

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Don't get too attached.

She's having it cremated.

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RACHEL:

Wha...?

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Phoebe? Ha. Honey?

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Honey, I know you're quirky, and I get

a big kick out of it. We all do, actually.

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But if you destroy a coat like this...

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...I mean, that is like a crime

against nature.

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Not nature. Fashion.

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This is fashion?

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Okay, so to you, death is fashion?

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That's really funny.

Yeah, here's Phoebe, uh...

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...sporting, you know,

cutting-edge hairy carcass...

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...from, you know,

the steel traps of wintry Russia.

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I mean, you really think this looks good?

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Because I do.

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I know, I miss you too.

I can't wait to see you.

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I love you. Bye.

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Okay, what is in here, rocks?

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No, this is my collection

of, uh, fossil samples.

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So rocks.

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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I'm really gonna miss this apartment.

Heh.

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You know, Ben took his first steps

right over there.

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Hey, remember when I ran into this thing

and it kind of knocked me out a little?

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I love this place.

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To tell you the truth,

I wish I didn't have to move.

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Uh, are you saying that you're not

entirely happy about this?

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Well, I mean, if, uh,

Emily gave me a choice...

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You do have a choice.

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Ross, why are you listening to her?

Are you crazy?

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What?

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It's not right what Emily wants you to do.

She is totally... Ow!

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Stop pinching me.

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You guys said I only had to keep my mouth

shut as long as Ross was happy, right?

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Well, he just told me

that he's not entirely happy.

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What's going on?

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We all hate Emily.

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- No.

- No, Ross, we do not hate Emily.

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We just think that

you're having to sacrifice...

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...a whole lot to make her happy.

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Yeah.

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We just think that maybe

she's being a little unreasonable.

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Yes, yes, unreasonable.

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Unreasonable?

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How about we have this conversation

when one of you guys gets married?

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You have no idea what it takes

to make a marriage work.

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It's about compromise.

Do you always like it? No.

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Do you do it? Yes.

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Because it's not all laughing,

happy, candy in the sky...

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...drinking coffee at Central Perk

all the time. It's real life, okay?

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It's what grownups do.

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I think he's right.

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You guys hang out at the coffeehouse

way too much.

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- God, I feel so guilty about Ross.

PHOEBE: Ugh, I know.

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I kind of feel like it's my fault.

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Kind of?

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If you just kept this to yourself,

none of this would have happened.

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Well, I'm keeping so many things

to myself these days...

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...something was bound to slip out.

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Well, I think it's very brave

what you said.

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I can't sit here anymore.

I have to walk places.

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Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat?

How about the whole animal rights thing?

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Well, ahem, I've been reading up,

and for your information...

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...minks are not very nice.

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Okay, I admit it.

I love this coat, okay?

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It's the best thing I've ever had wrapped

around me, including Phil Huntley.

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Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine.

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Hi.

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- So you like the short hair better?

RACHEL: What?

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Yeti? Uh, Danny?

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I had to cut my hair to get rid of the, uh...

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...fogger smell.

- Oh.

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Listen, I'm so sorry.

I would have never fogged you...

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...you know, if you hadn't looked so...

You know, um...

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Absolutely. Some people

are just into appearances.

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- What?

- That's cool. That's cool.

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What...? Hey, whoa, no, no, no,

that is not cool.

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You don't even know me.

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Come on. You got the shopping bags

and the Saks catalogue.

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So from that, you think

you've got me all figured out?

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Well, you don't.

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You know, I could have toys

for underprivileged kids in here.

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Do you?

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Well, you know,

if kids like to play with capri pants.

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Okay.

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And stop saying that. I hate that.

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DANNY:

Okay.

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Fine. I judged you.

I made a snap judgment.

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But you did it too, and you're worse...

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...because you are sticking

to your stupid snap judgment.

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You can't even open up your mind for a

second to see that you might be wrong.

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What does that say about you?

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That pizza place

across the street any good?

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- What?

- I'm hungry.

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You wanna get some pizza?

You can keep yelling if there's more.

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Okay.

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- Okay.

- Stop saying that. I hate that.

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Uh, Ross?

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- Are you still mad at us?

ROSS: Yup.

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Oh, good, because we have

an "I'm Sorry" song. Ha, ha.

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You know what?

I'm really not in the mood.

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Look, Ross.

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I feel really bad. I mean,

you're going through all this stuff...

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...and I just acted like a jerk.

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- Yeah, we are so sorry.

- You're stepping on the song.

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Look, we were way out of line, all right?

We totally support you.

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Whatever you decide, whatever you do.

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Okay, now you're just taking lines

right out of the song.

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Look, this is hard enough, okay?

I really need you guys right now.

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Yes, exactly. And that's why...

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Why don't you come over tonight,

and I'll make you your favorite dinner?

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Come on.

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Okay.

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Thanks, you guys.

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Pheebs, are you wearing fur?

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Okay, let's get some perspective, people.

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It's not like I'm wearing

a seeing-eye dog coat.

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You know, Ross, I, uh, think I kind of

understand why I lost it today.

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- You do, huh?

- Yeah, you see, um...

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...I'm an actor, right?

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So I gotta keep my emotions

right at the surface, you know?

00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,456

I got a lot of balls in the air,

you know what I mean?

00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:47,255

It's tough. Guys like me, you know,

you wander around, you're alone.

00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,758

What are you talking about?

00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,720

I'm not sure.

00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,807

- Hi.

- Hey, look at you. Where have you been?

00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,727

Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.

00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,061

[MONICA CHUCKLES]

00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,815

- How did that happen?

- That yeti is one smooth talker.

00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,318

I hope you're not too full,

because dinner's almost ready.

00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,739

Yeah, you know, I think I'm probably

just gonna hang out in my room.

00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,115

JOEY: Oh, no.

CHANDLER: Why?

00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,575

Come on, you guys.

00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,870

Listen, if Emily knew I was here having

dinner with you, she would flip out...

00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,663

...and you know it.

00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,917

It's okay. I really... I don't mind.

00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,920

Wait, wait, wait. You know what?

Just stay.

00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,839

Please.

00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,675

It would really mean a lot for me

if you stay.

00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,344

Ross, I just...

00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,973

Rachel, please, just have dinner with us.

00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,143

Okay, Joey, it's okay. Settle down.

00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,812

All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,106

You see, Rach, I'm an actor.

00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,655

Hey. Hey, look. Ugly naked guy's back.

00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,826

We haven't seen him in so long.

00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,538

Oh, God.

I really missed that fat bastard.

00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,960

Wow. This is so weird.

00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,923

I just realized this may be the last time

we're all hanging out together.

00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,842

It's almost as if he knew.

00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,261

[PHONE RINGING]

00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,013

I'll get it.

00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,142

Hello?

00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,478

Hi, Emily.

00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,565

Yeah, uh, you tracked him down.

Hold on one second.

00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:32,902

Hey.

00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,532

Yeah, yeah, we're, uh, just having dinner.

00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,659

Uh, yeah, sure, hold on.

00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,452

She wants to say hi. Hold on.

00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,957

ALL:

Hi, Emily.

00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,625

Hello, everyone.

00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,919

So who am I saying hello to?

00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,964

Well, uh, I don't know

about who's here...

00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,884

...but I can tell you for damn sure

who's not here, and that's Rachel.

00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,015

EMILY: Well, I should hope not.

Ross knows better than that by now.

00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,063

You know what? Uh, Rachel is here.

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,023

EMILY:

She's there?

00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,234

Oh, yeah, there she is.

00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,946

Yeah. Yeah, she's here.

00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,906

Ross, take me off speakerphone.

00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,536

- Hi.

- How could you do this to me?

00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,581

I thought I'd made my feelings

about Rachel perfectly clear.

00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,793

Look, Emily, I'm just having dinner

with my friends, okay?

00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,380

- You obviously can't keep away from her.

- That's ridiculous.

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,885

Look, I'm moving for you.

I'm cutting friends out of my life for you.

00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,471

Please, just get on the plane

and come to New York, okay?

00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,975

You'll see you're the only person

I want to be with.

00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,438

I'll feel better when I'm there

and I can know where you are all the time.

00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:57,195

Well, you can't know where I am

all the time.

00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,949

Look, this marriage is never gonna work

if you don't trust me.

00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,161

You're right.

00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:10,166

So... can you trust me?

00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,214

No.

00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,594

I think it's going okay.

00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,596

Looks like he's smiling.

00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,682

How can you tell?

You can only see the back of his head.

00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,310

You can totally tell.

00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,978

Here, look, watch me.

00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:37,777

Smile. Frown. Smile. Frown. Smile.

00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,125

Well, I guess that's it.

00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,962

ALL:

Why? What happened?

00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,797

My marriage is over.

00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,549

CHANDLER: What?

MONICA: Oh, sweetie.

00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,552

Oh, look at you, you're shivering.

00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,846

Here.

00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,311

Ross, honey,

is there anything we can do?

00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,564

Yeah.

00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,027

You can help me

get my furniture back from Gunther.

00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,871

[WHISTLING]

00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,958

[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]

00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,883

Okay, stop tormenting me.

00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,639

This is mink, okay?

They're mean, and they hate squirrels.

00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,892

And, you know, most of these

probably wanted to be coats.

00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,565

All right, fine. No, I get it. Here.

00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:58,858

You take it.

00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,236

Are you happy now? I'm cold.

00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,577

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