Эпизод, где Росс въезжает

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Are you looking

at naked tribeswomen?

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No, look.

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That's a pig.

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I know.

But look at the knobs on it!

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CHANDLER: Hey.

JOEY: Hey.

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Emily's cousin kicked me out.

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- What?

- Why?

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When you sublet

from your wife's cousin...

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...then you divorce, sometimes

the cousin wants his apartment back.

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Didn't you sign a lease?

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Who needs a lease when it's "family"?

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You can stay with us.

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CHANDLER:

Anything you need.

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But you have to let us know

when you feel better...

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...so we can make fun of your hair.

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- You got it.

JOEY: Okay.

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Thanks, I really appreciate this.

I'm going to get packing again.

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I've been moving around so much

that I feel like a nomad.

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[CHUCKLING]

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- What?

- He thought you said gonad.

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[LAUGHS]

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Wow, Monica. If every place were this clean,

it'd be tough making a living.

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Ha, oh, Larry!

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Um, do health inspectors

work on commission?

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No, bribes.

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- Ha-ha-ha, it's okay to laugh?

- I was just kidding.

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[LAUGHS]

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- I'll check the kitchen floor.

MONICA: Knock yourself out.

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Yummy! Heh.

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Larry?

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Yeah, I'd let him check out

my kitchen floor.

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[BOTH GIGGLE]

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A 98.

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I deducted two points

for not wearing your hat.

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That is a Section 5 violation.

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Oh. Now look, Larry, honey, ha, ha.

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Um, I wrote the book on Section 5.

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You only need to wear it

in the kitchen.

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- Where's your hat?

- In the kitchen. I'll get it.

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Ah, there's the two points!

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[GASPS]

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You should really read

that book you wrote.

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Wow.

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You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew

she'd go in hatless to get it, heh.

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You could have your own

health inspector detective show.

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Ah, I don't know about that.

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But then I could be

your sidekick, Voonda, heh.

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Maybe, uh, I could ask Voonda

to dinner sometime?

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She would love that...

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...since you know

all the clean places to eat, heh.

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I'll call you.

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Okay.

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He's so funny! Whoa, oh.

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[GIGGLES]

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RACHEL: Thank you.

- Thanks.

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How's Ross doing

since all the Emily stuff?

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He's not great.

But, um, he's dealing with it.

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- Oh.

- Wait, you're not...

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Oh, I can't get started

with all that Ross stuff again.

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He'll be screwed up for a long time.

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Besides, I don't go for guys

right after they get divorced.

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Right, you only go for them

five minutes before they get married.

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DANNY: Two pounds of mocha java.

MONICA: It's Danny.

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Are you going to go out again?

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I don't know.

He hasn't called since we went out.

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I see him in the hallway.

We flirt. I'm all...

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[LAUGHS]

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...and then nothing.

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi, Danny.

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Wow, thirsty, huh?

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I'm having a party on Saturday.

Sort of a housewarming thing.

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- Oh, fun.

- Oh, great!

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- Really looking forward to it.

RACHEL: Yeah.

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See you!

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So I guess we won't

be warming his house.

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Oh, ha, ha, okay.

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All right, I see what he's doing.

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He's not asking me out

because he wants me to ask him out.

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And you won't do that.

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That's right!

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Because that would give him

the control.

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So now he comes up with this

"I've got a party" thing...

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...to get me to hint

for an invitation.

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Blew up in his face, didn't it? Ha.

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So there is no party?

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No, there's a party.

There's a party.

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But the power?

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That is still up for grabs.

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You follow me?

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I think so.

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So he won't invite you to his party

because he likes you?

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Exactly!

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Ross?

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Hey, roomies!

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I love what you've done

with the place.

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Oh, I know it's a lot of boxes.

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- I appreciate you letting me stay here.

JOEY: Not a problem.

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Since you'll be here a while...

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...we, uh, could put your name

on the answering machine.

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Oh, I, uh, hope you don't mind...

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...but I kind of already

jazzed it up a little, ha, ha.

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Check it out.

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[QUEEN'S "WE WILL ROCK YOU"

PLAYING ON ANSWERING MACHINE]

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ROSS [SINGING]: We will

We will call you back

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[ALL CHUCKLING]

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- Pretty cool, huh?

CHANDLER: Oh, yes.

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[LAUGHING]

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- You're fake laughing too, right?

- The tears are real.

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Oh, yeah. Ha, ha.

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- You look beautiful this evening.

- Heh.

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Show me the badge again.

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[GIGGLES]

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Shiny, ha, ha.

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Oh, you mind if I wash up?

Who knows where these have been?

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You are just nonstop, ha-ha-ha!

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- We're out of here.

- Why?

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I saw ten violations.

I'm shutting this place down!

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- You have the power to do that?

- This does.

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Shut it down.

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Hey.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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You built a fort, didn't you?

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Kind of, heh.

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Oh, my God! The air purifier.

Ross' air purifier.

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All I heard for four years

through college was...

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[HUMMING]

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You should have gone out

once in a while.

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- I hate this thing!

- Come on, Chandler.

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Ross is our friend.

He needs us right now.

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So why don't you be a grownup

and come watch TV in the fort?

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Oh, hi, Danny.

- Hey, guys.

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Uh, I wanted to invite you to the party.

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Oh, thanks, I'll try to stop by.

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Actually, I think, ahem,

I'm going to be busy.

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You are?

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Yeah.

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Remember? I've got that, uh, gala.

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What's the gala for?

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Uh, it's a, um...

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It's, uh, a regatta gala.

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Do you sail?

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No, but I support it.

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I hope I see you tomorrow night.

Take care.

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RACHEL:

Okay.

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Walked right into that one,

didn't he?

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What one?

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You wanted him to invite you

and he did.

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He waited until the last minute.

So if I said yes...

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...he'd know I had nothing better

to do than wait for his invitation.

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But I said no...

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...which puts me back

in the driver's seat.

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So the ball is in his court?

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Ball?

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No, there's no ball.

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[SLAPPING]

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Joey, please.

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Sorry.

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[BUZZING]

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[SCREAMS]

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- Hello, children.

JOEY: Hey.

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You want to play some foosball?

Please?

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- Okay.

- No, no, no.

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We moved the table into my room

because of all the boxes, ha, ha.

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Come on!

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I have one question.

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What is the deal with this?

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Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?

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No, the quiet down thing.

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Oh. You mean this.

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Mm-hm.

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I don't know how much more

I can take.

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Did you know he taped over my

Baywatch tape with a show about bugs?

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My God!

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- What if that had been porn?

- Oh!

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All right, this may be tough...

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...but it's Ross.

I survived college with him.

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I guess I can hold out

a little longer.

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- Let's have a game.

- Okay.

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Don't be scored on. No, no, no.

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Yes. Ha-ha-ha.

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Uh, fellas?

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- So he's out of here.

- Mm-hm.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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Got anything to eat?

I went to Jono's and it was closed.

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Oh, I took Larry there, but it was all

violated, so we shut it down.

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If this guy keeps closing our

favorite places, where will we eat?

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I don't know. Clean places?

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Mm, yum!

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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It's Danny.

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Don't let him in!

I'm supposed to be at a gala.

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We'll be right there.

Can't you say it's later?

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What kind of a regatta gala

starts at night?

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The fake kind.

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- Um, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?

- We have a ladle.

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See you at the party.

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Okay, great.

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You know what Larry would say?

He'd say, "See you ladle."

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[LAUGHS]

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I'm done. You want anything?

Uh, sports? International?

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Apartment listings?

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I'll take sports.

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Mine!

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All right, uh, international.

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That's mine too.

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I'm Italian.

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I could check apartment listings,

though there's never anything here.

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Not even on page seven?

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Oh, yeah.

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You're right.

Oh, here's an affordable place.

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Two bedroom, close to work.

Ooh, it's available in five weeks.

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What about that circled one?

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Ooh, I don't know.

It's kind of expensive for a studio.

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But it's available now.

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Isn't it?

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Yes, it is.

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Let's go look at it, heh!

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- Oh, okay. Let's go.

CHANDLER: There we go! Yay!

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Oh, oh, oh, guys, would you, uh, chip in

for some new air filters for the purifier?

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I mean, after all,

we are all using it.

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Let's go quicker!

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Yeah.

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[WHISTLES]

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- Oh, my God!

- Mm.

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Oh, look at this kitchen/bathroom.

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That's great!

So you can cook while in the tub.

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Somebody was using his head.

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Let's check out

the rest of the place.

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I think this is it.

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I don't know.

Maybe we should keep looking.

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But this place is available now.

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You don't want to be stuck

with us for five weeks.

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So you think I should

take this place?

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Oh, it's perfect!

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How about you?

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Kitchen, slash, bathroom.

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Ah, I see what you guys are saying.

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I'll, uh, go downstairs

and fill out an application.

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We are bad people.

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He knew we were trying

to get rid of him.

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Could we get a bathtub

in our kitchen?

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Ready for dinner?

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- Ooh, absolutely.

- Great.

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You wanted to go to

the Italian place on Bleecker St?

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Oh, I love that place, ha, ha.

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- So no.

- Oh.

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How about Mama Lozetti's?

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Yuck.

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Sure.

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How long has that milk

been sitting out?

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No, this place is totally healthy.

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This milk is mine.

I bought this today...

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...because I was thirsty for milk,

you know?

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[CHUCKLES THEN GAGS]

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Okay, let's go.

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Hey, buddy.

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Health Code 11 B requires that refuse

be taken out the back exit.

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But then I have to go

all the way around.

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So you choose convenience

over health?

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Stop, Larry.

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Can't you just be Larry and not

Larry the health inspector guy?

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It was exciting at first.

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But now, it's like, so where

are we going to eat ever?

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I suppose I could give him a warning.

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Thank you.

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Go, go!

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If, after dinner,

you still need to bust someone...

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...I know a hot dog vendor

who picks his nose.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Maybe we did good,

helping Ross get back on his feet.

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That was a nice place.

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No closet space, but he could hang

his stuff out the window in a bag.

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[CHANDLER SIGHS]

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What do we do?

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I don't know.

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Maybe pizza?

00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,450

- About Ross!

- Oh.

00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,495

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,958

Hello.

00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,543

Oh, yeah.

00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,422

It's the apartment manager.

Ross put us as references.

00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,842

Ross is the greatest guy.

He's very reliable...

00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:55,513

Of course, he has a big, huge dog

that, uh, barks into the night.

00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,892

Well, who doesn't love dogs?

00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,937

Uh, he's a tap dancer.

00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,858

Yes, some would say

that is a lost art.

00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,693

He's a pimp!

00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,864

There you go. He's a pimp.

00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,158

He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!

00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,536

Hello?

00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,506

Oh.

00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,719

[SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD MEANS NO"

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:41,017

Watching for a sound

To lead me to wherever...

00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,312

Shh, this is never going to work.

He's right there.

00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,688

Just go say hi.

00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:51,486

I have to go downstairs and back up,

as if I'm coming home from the gala.

00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,114

So just go distract him.

But don't be sexy.

00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,076

- Hey, Danny.

- Hey.

00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,285

What's going on?

00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,830

This is a great party.

Great food, ha, ha.

00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:07,794

Oh, you know, most parties, it's, uh,

all chips and salsa, chips and salsa.

00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,420

[DANNY CHUCKLES]

00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,089

So, um...

00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,841

What's this?

00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,760

Salad.

00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,512

Oh.

00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,098

And what's this?

00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,934

Bread.

00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,852

Aren't you a chef?

00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,647

Oh.

00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,024

- Hey, Rachel.

- Hey.

00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,194

Oh, right, tonight was your party.

00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,530

You look great!

I'm glad you made it.

00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:39,492

Oh, well, you know,

the gala had to end sometime.

00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,577

Don't go anywhere.

I'll be right back.

00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,996

- Yeah, sure.

- All right?

00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,708

Whose court is the ball in now?

00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,919

I thought there wasn't a ball.

00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,342

Come on. He's glad I came.

He doesn't want me to go anywhere.

00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,469

Ball's flying all over the place.

00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,681

This is my friend, Tom.

00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,517

This is the girl I told you about.

00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,937

Oh, come on!

You telling people about me?

00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,648

I think you two

could really hit it off.

00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,859

I'm gonna go mingle.

00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:19,365

So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh?

My mom calls it "Bloomies."

00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,954

[CHUCKLES]

00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,289

Yeah, okay.

00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,040

At ease, soldier, heh.

00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,877

I'm sorry?

00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,422

You can just drop the act.

I know what's going on.

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,507

You're Danny's wingman, right?

00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,928

You guys are best buds, frat bros.

00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,473

I'm going to go talk to, uh, a friend.

00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,643

Yeah, you go talk to your friend.

00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,770

Go tell him, "Nice try."

00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,902

He just keeps lobbing them up...

00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,447

...and I keep knocking them

right out of the park.

00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,617

I think I need a drink.

00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,285

Yeah.

00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,916

Ninety-eight...

00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,626

...ninety-nine...

00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,878

...one hundred!

00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,296

Okay. Go.

00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,090

Dude, I'm telling you, I'm fine.

00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,346

Here we go, here we go.

00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,349

JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.

- Hey.

00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:31,229

So I, uh, didn't get that apartment.

Some problem with my application.

00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,605

You're kidding?

00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,984

But Phoebe said I could stay

at her place for a while, so...

00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,696

Well, you can't stay with Phoebe.

We're roomies.

00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,699

You don't need me

taking up all your space.

00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,412

We got plenty of space.

There's still some by that speaker.

00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,123

Please, just stay.

00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,667

Yeah.

00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,960

Are you sure?

00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,255

- Definitely.

- You have to stay.

00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,634

- All right.

- All right, buddy.

00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,762

So I'm a pimp, huh?

00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,267

It's okay.

00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,769

Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass.

00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,690

But just talk to me.

Tell me if something bothers you.

00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:22,238

And I'll do everything I can

to keep my annoying habits just...

00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,798

Well, I see you've had

a very productive day.

00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,259

The cowboy hat's a little much.

00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,469

Come on, it's fun!

00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,557

All right.

00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,274

Isn't this a woman's hat?

00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,528

Dude, stop talking crazy,

and make us some tea!

00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,701

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