Эпизод с сестрёнкой Дэни

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See?

Uh, bottom shelf, meats and dairy.

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Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables.

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And top shelf, expired products.

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- Why are you doing this?

- Because I am bored out of my mind.

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I've already been to the bank,

post office and dry cleaners.

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Dude, you just described

seven days worth of stuff.

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Gotta spread it out a little, you know.

Haven't you ever been unemployed?

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I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.

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Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?

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A guy in your position needs to be

a little better at relaxing, you know.

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Why do you think we have

the comfortable chairs, huh? Here, sit down.

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[SIGHS]

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Ready? Watch.

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Aw!

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And then...

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Aw, yeah! Huh?

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- So, what? We just sit?

- Oh, no, no.

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We're not gonna just sit. Watch.

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[DIALING]

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Shh.

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[LINE RINGS]

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CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]:

Hello. Chandler Bing.

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[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

Hello, Mr. Bing.

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I love you.

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CHANDLER: All right, whoever this is,

stop calling me.

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It's been six months! It's not funny!

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But I love you.

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CHANDLER: Leave me alone!

For the love of God, leave me alone!

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

And that's Wednesday. Ah!

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Hey, you guys. Guess what?

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[RINGING]

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The British are coming?

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Oh, you and your ways.

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[RINGS]

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Since it's Christmas, I'm gonna be

one of those people collecting donations.

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Yeah. I already have my bell,

and later on I get my bucket.

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Oh.

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Yeah, yeah.

I'll be spreading joy to the people.

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Last year I spread a little joy,

but not enough.

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So this year, I'm gonna do the whole city.

Heh.

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I knew a girl in high school

who did that. She was very popular.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Uh, so, Pheebs, where are you

doing your bell ringing?

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They gave me a great spot

right by Macy's.

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They never give such a good corner

to a rookie...

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...but I'm the only one who can say

"Merry Christmas" in 25 languages.

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[LAUGHS]

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I lied.

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Oh, my God. Okay, you guys, here's Danny.

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Just watch this.

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See? Still pretending he's not interested.

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Okay, he's coming over.

Pretend we've forgotten who he is.

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- Hey, guys.

PHOEBE, CHANDLER & MONICA: Hey, Danny.

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Oh, Danny! Hey!

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Oh, uh...

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Danny, you know Rachel. She's nice.

She's not bad to look at, right?

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- Thanks, Mon.

- Of course.

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- Do you wanna go out on a date with her?

- Monica.

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[DANNY CLEARS THROAT]

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Absolutely. Is Friday okay?

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[MOUTHING]

Oh, my God.

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Friday is perfect. She can't wait.

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On the date, I will be able

to talk to her directly, right?

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See you Friday.

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Okay, what the hell was that?

You know what? Don't answer me.

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I have a date with Danny. Ha!

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How could I not get the part?

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The play was about a 29-year-old

Italian actor from Queens.

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Well, Talia Shire

suddenly became available.

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She's a woman!

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What can I say? She nailed it.

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Uh, okay. Is there anything else?

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Well, you're just gonna say no again, but...

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...gay porn?

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Happy holidays!

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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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And Merry Christmas.

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Oh, thank you, sir. Here's some joy.

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- Hey.

- How's it going?

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Well, it's going okay.

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- Oh, good. Here, let me help you out.

- Oh, thanks.

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- Yeah.

- Wow. Ha, ha.

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Is that a new suede jacket?

It looks really expensive.

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Yeah. I guess.

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Just get your nails done?

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Yes, Phoebe,

but this is all I have, okay?

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Okay, thanks. Happy holidays.

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- Here's your joy.

- Thank you.

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Thank you. Happy holidays and...

Wait.

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- You can't take the money out.

- I'm making change for the bus.

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Can't you leave the dollar?

This money's for the poor.

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I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.

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Okay. Seasons greetings and everything.

But still...

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Bite me, blondie!

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Oh!

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Oh, I'm gonna give him

something besides joy. Just...

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That part was perfect for me.

I can't believe I didn't get it.

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I'm sorry, man.

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You know what you should do?

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You should make something happen

for yourself.

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You know, like write a play.

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Write a movie, huh? What about

those Good Will Hunting guys?

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Come on, Ross. Be realistic, you know?

If I did write something...

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...what are the chances I could

get those guys to star in it?

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- Wait a second. I could star in it!

- Or that.

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I can't write, you know. I mean, I'm an actor.

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I don't have the discipline

that it takes, you know. I can't do it.

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I'll help you.

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Yeah. I'll make up a schedule

and make sure you stick to it.

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Plus it'll give me something to do.

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- Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks.

- Yeah.

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We'll start off slow.

The only thing you have to do tonight...

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...is come up with the name

of your main character.

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- Done.

- And it can't be Joey.

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- It's not.

- Or Joseph.

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Oh.

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Hi. What's up?

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I just saw Danny getting on the subway

with a girl...

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...and he had his arm around her.

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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

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Well, you should be. This is all your fault.

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You meddled in our relationship.

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You had no relationship.

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No, but I was doing my thing,

and everything...

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...was going according to the plan!

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Oh, God. Stop with the plan.

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Unh. So what

if you saw him with a girl?

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Who cares?

That doesn't mean anything.

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You'll go out on a date with Danny and

be so charming he'll forget all about...

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...that stupid subway girl.

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She was kind of stupid.

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You're right. All right.

I'm just gonna go on the date.

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I'm just gonna go on the date.

That is the new plan.

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Hurry, hurry!

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MONICA:

Mm.

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- Hey, how do you spell "suspicious"?

- Why?

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Because I think this character

is gonna be suspicious about stuff.

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Yes!

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Chandler Bing, seven,

Chandler Bing, zero.

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You're driving me crazy with that.

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- Okay, I'll stop.

- No, don't stop.

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Move the bowl further away.

Ross could make that shot.

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Well, you suck. But at least

you suck at a man's game now.

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- You wanna play?

- I can't be playing games.

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Ross will be home soon. I have to write

five pages to stick to his schedule.

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Well, so play for the next 30 minutes,

then you can write until he gets home.

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All right.

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But, listen,

what do you say we, uh...

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...crank it up a notch?

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I'm intrigued.

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All right. All we need

is a little lighter fluid.

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Okay, but be careful.

I wanna get our security deposit back.

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Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that

when we invented hammer darts.

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[LAUGHS]

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Do you remember which part

of the wall is not spackle?

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Uh, yeah, right here.

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Thank you. Happy holiday.

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No, that's trash, young lady.

No, you can't...

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Hey. Stop that young lady!

She donated trash!

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Hey.

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The charity's on fire!

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Help! Good, thank you. I need that.

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Whoo!

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What is this? It's 9:00 in the morning.

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All right. "A room.

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A man enters. He looks suspicious."

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That's it?

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Joey, you were supposed to

have five pages done by now...

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...including an exciting incident.

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What is all this?

"The Official Rulebook of Fireball."

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Yeah, that's the game we played.

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Yeah, it's great. You take a

tennis ball, a bowl and lighter fl...

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Oh, oh.

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This is helping your career, huh?

You wanted to be an actor.

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Not the creator of

Crazy Lawsuit Game.

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You're right, you're right.

I'll get back to work.

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And shame on you. You should know better.

Joey needs to work.

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- Now come on.

- Hey.

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No, uh-uh. You can have this back

when the five pages are done, huh?

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[YELLS]

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- I had a really nice time tonight.

- So did I.

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I'm really glad Monica asked us out.

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I'd love to ask you in

but my sister's visiting.

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- I think she's asleep on the couch.

- Your sister?

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Your sister's asleep on the couch?

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Ah, I saw you with her on the subway

and now she's asleep on the couch.

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Oh, God!

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- Oh, I thought I heard you.

- Oh, hey, great, you're up.

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Rachel, my sister Krista.

Krista, Rachel.

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- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

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Wish you told me we were having

company. I'd have fixed myself.

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- Like it would help.

- You are so bad.

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- You are.

- You are.

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- You are. You are.

- You are. You are!

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- You are so dead.

- Ha.

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- I'm gonna get you. Come here.

- Aah!

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- Come here. Come here!

- Ha-ha-ha!

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[DANNY LAUGHING]

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Um, it's very nice to meet you.

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Nobody. Nobody respects the bucket.

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You wouldn't believe

what people put in here.

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Look. Okay, does this look like...

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...a garbage can to you?

- No.

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- Does it look like an ashtray?

- No.

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Does it look like a urinal?

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Ew!

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- So, Pheebs, you gonna go back out there?

- Yeah, but I'm not gonna take any more crap.

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Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket.

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Yeah, good for you. You're tough.

You lived on the street.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go back

to being Street Phoebe.

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Yeah. Oh, but you know what?

I can't go totally back...

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...because Street Phoebe really

wouldn't be friends with you guys.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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- Um, can I ask you guys something?

MONICA & ROSS: Sure.

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Um, I don't have any brothers so I don't

know, but did you guys wrestle?

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- Oh, yeah.

- All the time.

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In fact, I was undefeated.

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Well, you weighed 200 pounds.

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Still, I was quick as a cat.

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Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday.

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- Uh, that was the girl on the subway.

MONICA: Oh, you're kidding.

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And they were very, you know...

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...wrestle-y.

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But I guess that's normal?

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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We don't wrestle now.

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Not since I got

too strong for you. Ha, ha.

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- Too strong for me?

- Yeah.

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You wanna go right now?

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Because I'll take you right now, buddy.

You wanna go?

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Oh, fine.

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Ready?

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Wrestle!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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Okay, you know what, um?

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Actually, that's great. That helps a lot.

Thanks.

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Guys, come on, let's go.

The puck drops in 20 minutes. Come on.

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- Joey's not going.

- I didn't finish my five pages.

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Why can't you finish them tomorrow?

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Because tomorrow

he's redoing yesterday's pages.

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Yesterday's pages

did not reflect my best work.

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Why don't you cut him a little slack?

Maybe if he relaxes, he'll get some work done.

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I think he's been relaxing enough,

thanks to you...

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...and Fireball.

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If you think Fireball's relaxing,

you obviously have never played.

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The only reason you're doing

this to Joey is you're bored.

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It's not his fault that you're unemployed.

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I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.

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Look, look. Guys, don't fight.

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And the reason I'm doing this

is because I am Joey's friend.

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And if you were a good friend,

you'd be doing the same thing.

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So being a good friend

means acting like a jerk?

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If it does, then you're

an amazing friend of mine.

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Hey, guys. How about we settle this

over a friendly game of Fireball, huh?

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- I'll go unhook the smoke detectors.

- How about we settle this right now?

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[GASPS]

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There. Now no one's going

to the game. Ha-ha-ha.

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- I paid for those tickets.

- No, you didn't.

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- You said you would, but you never did.

- Oh, yeah.

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[GIBBERS]

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So we finally get

to the top of the mountain, ahem...

00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,496

...and airhead here forgets the camera.

00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,666

You know, that same thing

happened to me one time.

00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,670

When did that happen to you?

00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,507

Don't you remember? We were jogging

in the park, we saw that pretty bird.

00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,427

And I wanted to take a picture

but I didn't have my camera.

00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,056

Okay. First of all, chasing the churro guy

is not jogging.

00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,019

Oh, this is so good.

You have got to try it.

00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:42,440

Hmm. Mm.

00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,735

That is good.

00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,116

- Oh, damn. I got it on my pants.

- Here, I'll get it.

00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,326

DANNY:

Mm.

00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,586

We better take these off

or that stain will set.

00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,006

- I wanna wear these pants on our date tonight.

- Oh, great.

00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,677

Okay, bye. Oh, my God.

00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,555

- That was unbelievable.

- Okay, see? I told you.

00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,101

- Yeah, wow. Sorry, Rach.

- I don't believe they're brother and sister.

00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,644

They're brother and sister?

00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,564

[BELL RINGING]

00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,324

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,244

Wait a minute. Open your hand.

Let me take a look.

00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,373

Quarter, dime. Lint?

Not interested in that.

00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,043

What's this? A Canadian coin?

Get out of here!

00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,089

Gosh.

00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,550

Whoa. No drinks near the bucket.

00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,553

Set it down over there

and then you can make a contribution.

00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,224

And you can leave the "hurt bunny"

look over there too.

00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:03,104

Hi, Bob.

I thought I told you to get out of here!

00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,733

Uh, Phoebe, we've been

getting complaints.

00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,194

And we're gonna move you

to a less high-profile spot.

00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,446

What?

00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,950

- Uh, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.

- That chick can't handle my corner.

00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,620

Look, either you leave

or we remove you.

00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,789

Fine.

00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,798

All right, I'll give you one pointer.

Look out for that bitch.

00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,598

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,433

[CLEARS THROAT]

00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:46,022

- Oh, hey, Rach. I thought we said 7.

- Yeah, uh, you know what? Uh, let's skip it.

00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,857

What? Uh, why?

00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,317

Um... Look.

00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,570

You and your sister seem to have, um,

a very special bond...

00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,324

Oh, great. That "special bond" again.

00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:01,662

Why do women have such a problem

with the fact that I'm close with my sister?

00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,917

- Okay, look, I don't know, but...

- Do you have brothers?

00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:11,297

No, I have two sisters, but one of them

actually has a very masculine energy.

00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,176

- Are you close with them?

- No, no. They're not very nice people.

00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,887

Okay, come here. Listen.

00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,890

I really like you, okay?

I think this could go somewhere.

00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,602

So what if I'm close to my family?

You gonna let that stand in the way of us?

00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,939

Well, I... I don't know...

00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,149

See, when you put it that way, you know...

00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,820

Danny, hurry up. The bath's getting cold.

00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,408

- What?

- Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.

00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,999

Oh, hey. There's some kids

playing in the street.

00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,503

You wanna go down there,

give them a project, ruin their day?

00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,465

Hey, if they have a ball,

maybe you could stick razor blades in it...

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,718

...and teach them a new game:

"Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball."

00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,475

Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning

and I already finished my five pages for today.

00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,020

Great. Now we can go

to the Ranger game last night.

00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,650

No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.

00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,528

[MOUTHING]

00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:21,909

I guess when you don't have so many

distractions, it's easier for you to focus, huh?

00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:26,497

Yeah, or also when you don't have somebody

breathing down your neck all the livelong day!

00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,045

Well, that's fine, but the important thing

is I finished it. And I think it's really good.

00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,300

But you know what would help me, is if

I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me?

00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,845

- Yeah, all right.

- All right.

00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,850

Okay.

"It's a typical New York City apartment.

00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,936

Two guys are hanging out." Ross?

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,818

- "Hey, man."

- "What is up?"

00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:01,240

"About yesterday.

I was really wrong. I am sorry."

00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,952

"No, it was me. I'm sorry.

I overreacted."

00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:09,832

"Maybe it was both of us.

But we had our best friend's inter...

00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:16,839

But we had our best friend's

interest at heart."

00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,009

"Could I be more sorry?"

00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,476

"I don't know. I am one sorry...

00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,479

...polontologist."

00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,610

All right, Joey, we get it.

00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,862

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry too.

00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,866

Oh, no, no, no. Keep reading.

The good part's coming up. Keep going.

00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,246

"I am sorry, Chandler."

00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,915

"I am sorry, Ross."

00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,461

Ahem. "A handsome man enters."

00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,257

"Hey. How's it going, guys?

00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:03,719

I don't know what you two are talking about,

but I'd just like to say thanks to both of you.

00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,555

You. You wouldn't let me

give up on myself.

00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:10,268

And you. Well, you co-created Fireball.

00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,896

The End." Yeah.

00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,358

This took you all day?

00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,403

No, no, this only took five minutes.

00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:26,117

I spent the rest of the day coming up

with New Ultimate Fireball. Ha, ha!

00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,499

Okay. "It's a typical New York apartment.

00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,128

Two girls are just hanging out." Go.

00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,465

- "Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?"

- "I'm doing just fine.

00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,385

God, Tiffany, you smell so great."

00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,097

"It's my new perfume.

00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:52,643

Why don't you come closer

where you can really appreciate it?"

00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,149

- Oh, you know, Joey, you are sick.

- This is disgusting.

00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,109

I'm not reading this.

00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:04,488

What? Wait, wait, wait.

The handsome man was about to enter!

00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,744

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