Эпизод, где все дают обещания

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All right. Here we go.

1999, the year of Joey.

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We're very happy for you.

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What's the matter?

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We wanted to kiss at midnight, but

nobody else is going to so, you know...

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- All right, I'll take care of it.

- Oh, no.

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Joey.

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- Thirty-three, 32, 31.

- Ross, Ross, Ross.

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Listen, who are you kissing at midnight?

Rachel or Phoebe?

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- What?

- Well, you gotta kiss someone.

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- Can't kiss your sister.

- Who's gonna kiss my sister?

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- Chandler.

- Oh, man. Really?

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Who would you rather have

kiss your sister?

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- That's a good point.

- Yeah.

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Uh, well, since I have that whole history

with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

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Okay, great. Pheebs, Pheebs. Listen.

Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.

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So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?

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Rach, Rach.

Listen, I'm going to kiss you at midnight.

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- What?

- You can't kiss Ross. You got the history.

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- So?

- So?

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- Would you prefer me or Chandler?

- Oh, good point.

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ALL:

Three, two, one.

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Happy New Year!

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[NOISE MAKERS BLARING]

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- Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year.

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- Happy New Year, Pheebs.

- You too.

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Happy New Year, Joey.

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So that do anything for you?

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You know what?

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I'm going to go out on a limb

and say, "No divorces in '99."

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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]

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But your divorce isn't even final yet.

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Just the one divorce in '99.

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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]

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You know what?

I'm gonna be happy this year.

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I'm gonna make myself happy.

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Do you want us to leave the room or?

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Every day, I am going to do one thing

I have never done before.

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That, my friends,

is my New Year's resolution.

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- Ooh. That's a good one.

ROSS: Yeah?

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Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.

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That's a good one too. Now you

only have to find a planeload of people...

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...whose resolution is

to plummet to their deaths.

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Maybe your resolution should be

not to make fun of your friends.

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Especially the ones who may soon be

flying you to Europe for free...

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...on their own plane.

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She has a better chance of sprouting wings

and flying up your nose...

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...than you do of not making fun of us.

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In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't go

the whole year without making fun of us.

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You know what? Better yet, a week.

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I'll take that bet, my friend.

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And you know what?

Paying me the 50 bucks can be...

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...the "new thing you do" that day.

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And it starts right now.

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All right, my New Year's resolution

is to learn how to play guitar.

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- Really? How come?

ROSS: Ah.

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You know those special skills

I have listed on my résumé?

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I would love it if one of those was true.

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Do you want me to teach you?

I'm a great teacher.

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Really? Who have you taught?

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Well, I taught me and I loved me.

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That'd be great. Yeah, thanks, Pheebs.

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Oh, look. Blaire forgot her glasses.

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She's gonna be needing these

to keep an eye on that boyfriend.

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Who, from what I hear,

needs to keep his stapler...

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...in his desk drawer,

if you know what I'm talking about.

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Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution

should be to, um, gossip less.

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What? I don't gossip.

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[JOEY & CHANDLER LAUGH]

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Maybe sometimes I find out things.

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Or I hear something

and I pass that information on.

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You know, kind of like a public service.

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Doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean,

would you call Ted Koppel a gossip?

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Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his

coworkers' botched boob jobs...

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...yeah, I would.

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Well, they were like this.

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- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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I just asked that girl out.

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- Nice.

- Nice. Yeah.

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Is that part of your resolution,

your "new thing" for today?

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Yes, it is. See?

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"Elizabeth...

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...Hornswoggle"?

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That's right.

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Elizabeth Hornswoggle.

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Hornswoggle.

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You okay, Chandler? Is there something...?

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Something funny about that name?

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No, no, I just think that maybe

I've heard it somewhere before.

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Oh, really? Where?

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Somewhere funny I'll bet.

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- Hey, Pheebs. Guess what?

- Hey.

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Uh, I have a date

with, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.

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Hornswoggle?

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Oh, this must be killing you.

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- All right, see you later.

- See you.

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All right, Pheebs, I am ready

for my first lesson.

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Okay. Oh, no, no,

you don't touch the guitar.

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No, no. First you learn here,

then you learn here.

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- Oh. Okay.

PHOEBE: Okay.

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- Okay. Lesson One: Chords.

JOEY: Ah.

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Now, um, I don't know

the actual names of the chords, um...

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But I made up names for the way

my hand looks while I'm doing them.

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So then, this is "Bear Claw."

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Okay, "Turkey Leg"...

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...and "Old Lady."

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What an interesting approach

to guitar instruction.

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You know, some might find it amusing.

I myself find it regular.

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Hey, everybody.

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Rachel was so good today.

She didn't gossip at all.

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I didn't. Even when I found out, um...

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All right, let's just say I found out

something about someone...

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...and let's just say...

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...she's gonna keep it.

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Hey, Pheebs. Check this out.

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Ooh. You nailed the Old Lady. Oh!

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Oh, ha, ha!

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Hey, listen,

I thought I was getting better...

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...so on my way home today

I stopped by this guitar store...

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Did you touch any of the guitars

while you were there?

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Did you?

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No.

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Give me your hands.

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Strings.

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Pick.

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Do you want to learn to play guitar?

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- Yes.

- Then don't touch one!

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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- Hi, Ben.

- Auntie Monica.

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Aw.

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Ross is wearing leather pants.

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Does nobody else see

that Ross is wearing leather pants?

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Someone comment on the pants.

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- I think they're very nice.

- I really like them a lot.

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Not what I had in mind.

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See, people like Ross

don't generally wear these types of pants.

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You see, they're very tight.

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Maybe there's something in that area?

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- I think they look really good.

- I like them.

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Yeah, where did you get them?

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See, I needed a new thing for today.

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And there's this leather store I go by

that always smells so good.

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And I thought to myself,

"Wow. You know, I've never owned...

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...a really good-smelling

pair of pants before."

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Oh, come on.

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Okay, seriously. What do you think?

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JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful.

BOTH: Awful.

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Hey. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

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- It's my New Year's resolution.

- To blind my child?

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No, to take more pictures

of all of us together.

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I really think it's the best resolution.

Everyone can enjoy them.

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Well, everyone will enjoy my music

as well.

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[GASPS]

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC

PLAYING ON TV]

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ROSS:

My God, these pants. I'm burning up.

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Oh, God. She wants to snuggle now?

What, is she trying to kill me?

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It's like a volcano in here.

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- Are you hot?

- No.

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Okay, it must just be me then.

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[FARTING NOISE]

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That was just the pants and the couch.

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Um, hey, do you mind

if I use your bathroom?

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- Oh, go ahead.

- Thanks.

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[FARTING NOISE]

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Ah.

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ELIZABETH:

Hey, my favorite part's coming up.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God!

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Tiger. Dragon.

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Iceberg.

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Joseph, did you even study

at all last night?

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- Yes. Yes, I did.

- Then do Iceberg.

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- G-sharp.

- G-sharp?

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Have you been studying

the real names of the chords?

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Have you?

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Oh, my God.

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What? I didn't touch a guitar.

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No, but you're questioning my method.

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No, I'm not questioning it, Phoebe.

I'm saying it's stupid.

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What?

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Thank you.

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You know, none of my other student...

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...thought I was stupid.

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Your other student was you!

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Yeah, well, you know,

maybe you just need to try a little harder.

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Maybe I need to try a real teacher.

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Right here. Here. Andy Cooper.

He teaches guitar.

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And look.

Ooh, there's a picture of him with a kid.

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Yeah, and the kid's got a guitar!

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Fine. You go learn from

your qualified instructor.

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But don't come crying to me

when everyone is sick and tired...

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...of hearing you play

"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown."

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[SINGING]

Baddest man in the whole damn town

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Oh, fine. Take his side.

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Hmm.

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MONICA [OVER PHONE]:

I can't wait to be with you.

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I'll sneak over as soon as Ross

picks up Ben.

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I'll tell Rachel I'm gonna be

doing laundry for a couple hours.

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CHANDLER: Laundry. Huh.

Is that my new nickname?

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MONICA:

Aw.

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You know what your nickname is,

Mr. Big...

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[YELLS]

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?

- Joey, it's Ross. I need some help.

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Uh, Chandler's not here.

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Well, you can help me.

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- Okay.

- Listen.

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I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.

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Nice.

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No, I got really hot in my leather pants

so I took them off.

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But they must have shrunk

from the sweat or something.

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Or my legs expanded from the heat.

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I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't.

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Oh. That is quite a situation.

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Uh, do you see any, like, powder?

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Powder. Yeah, yeah, I have powder.

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Good, good. Okay.

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Sprinkle some on your legs.

It'll absorb moisture.

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Then you can get your pants back on.

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Yeah, hold on.

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They're not coming on, man.

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Um, you see any...? Oh, Vaseline?

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I see lotion. I have lotion.

Will that work?

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- Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there.

- Hold on.

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Ross, you okay?

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They're still not coming on, man.

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And the lotion and the powder

have made a paste.

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Really?

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Uh, what color is it?

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What difference does that make?

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Well, if the paste matches the pants,

you can make yourself paste pants...

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...and she won't know the difference.

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Joey, do you have a minute?

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Dude, what am I...?

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Rachel's here, so good luck, man.

Let me know how it works out.

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Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.

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Oh, well, your timing couldn't be better.

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I'm putting out fires all over the place.

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Okay, okay.

Joey, I have got to tell you something.

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What is it? What is it?

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Oh, my God. It's so huge. But you have to

promise me, you cannot tell anyone.

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- No, no, no. I don't want to know.

- What?

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Yes, yes, yes. You do want to know.

This is unbelievable.

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I don't care, Rach. Look, I'm tired of being

the guy who knows all the secrets...

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...and can't tell anyone.

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You know secrets? What are they?

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And you're not supposed

to be gossiping.

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No, I know, I can't keep this in.

So I pick up the phone...

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[YELLING]

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JOEY:

I'm not listening to you.

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[SCREAMS]

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Ross? Um...

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You've been in there for a long time.

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I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.

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ROSS:

All right, I'm coming out.

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Hey, can you turn the lights off?

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No. Let's just leave the lights on.

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Oh, my God.

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I had a problem.

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Hey, Pheebs.

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Oh, I can't talk to you. I don't have

a fancy ad in the yellow pages.

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Look...

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Pheebs, I just...

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I want to apologize for saying

your method was stupid.

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And maybe, ask you

to be my teacher again?

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And I promise, I won't touch a guitar

until you say I'm ready.

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- You really think I'm ready?

- Uh-huh.

00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,334

Wow, cool.

00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,795

Okay.

00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,441

- Was the chord at least right before...?

- No.

00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,326

Oh, my God.

00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,538

We heard about your pants. I'm so sorry.

00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,458

This year was supposed to be great.

00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,544

Well, it's only the second day,

and I'm a loser...

00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,465

...with stupid leather pants

that don't even fit.

00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,302

GROUP:

You're not a loser.

00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,429

Look at me.

00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,313

Hey, look. Look, Ross.

00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,440

Ben drew a picture of you.

00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,984

Huh? You're a cowboy.

00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,155

Oh.

00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,616

Because of the leather pants?

00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,287

Ben doesn't think you're a loser.

He thinks you're a cowboy.

00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,705

I mean, that's something.

00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,917

RACHEL: It really is something.

JOEY: Howdy, partner. Hey.

00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,712

Maybe I should get another pair.

00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,215

Ooh, you know, they had some...

00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,261

...with fringe all down the sides.

00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,723

I'm gonna go kiss Ben good night.

00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,188

I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.

00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,567

I would make a good cowboy.

00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,659

Okay, now that everything's wrapped up

here, I'm gonna go do my laundry.

00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,787

Yeah, me too.

You know, if this shirt is dirty. Yep.

00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,212

Okay, I'm gonna go to.

00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,132

I'm gonna go to the airport.

If I hang around there long enough...

00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,343

...someone's bound to leave

one of those planes unattended.

00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,138

- Good luck, honey.

PHOEBE: Bye.

00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,937

Hey, uh, Joey, remember that big thing

I was going to tell you about?

00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,480

[YELLING]

00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,236

I'm not gonna tell you.

But if you found out on your own...

00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,364

...that would be okay,

and then we could talk about it, right?

00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,285

Well, then it wouldn't be a secret.

So, yeah, that would be okay. Yeah, yeah.

00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,495

Yeah.

00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,917

Hey, Joe, would you mind going over

into Chandler's bedroom...

00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,253

...and getting that book back

that he borrowed from me?

00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,800

Now? You want me

to go over there now?

00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344

Yeah.

00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,680

- Do you know something?

- Do you know something?

00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,476

- I might know something.

- I might too something too.

00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,604

- What's the thing you know?

- You tell me what you know.

00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,231

- I can't tell you.

- Then I can't.

00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,024

Okay, fine.

00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,284

You don't know.

00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,163

How about I go there and walk into

Chandler's bedroom and see the thing...

00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,208

...that I think I know is actually

the thing I think I know.

00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,877

- You know.

- And you know.

00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,128

Yeah, I know.

00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,215

Chandler and Monica?

Oh, this is unbelievable.

00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,968

- How long have you known?

- Too long. Oh, my God.

00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,054

Rach, I've been dying to talk

to someone about this for so long.

00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,225

Listen, listen. You can't say anything

to anybody. They're so weird about that.

00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,895

- Listen. Hey, Phoebe.

- Hey.

00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,691

It's raining. I don't like to fly

in the rain so...

00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,905

Oh, I am going to go for a walk

in the rain. Ha, ha.

00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,240

Oh, yeah, me too.

00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,413

That's weird.

00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,790

I bet they're doing it.

00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,758

Oh, good. Okay, look. I can't

take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.

00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,011

So you win. Okay? Here.

00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,180

Pheebs? Flying a jet?

Better make it a spaceship...

00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,641

...so you can get back

to your home planet.

00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,855

And Ross. Phone call for you today.

Tom Jones. He wants his pants back.

00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,027

And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating

a character from Fraggle Rock?

00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,738

[GROANS]

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