Эпизод с рабочим смехом Чендлера

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Rach, I told you everything I knew

last night.

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It's not that big a deal.

So Monica and Chandler are doing it.

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I cannot believe you would say that!

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Sorry. Monica and Chandler

are "making love."

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No, I mean, come on.

This is a huge deal!

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I need more details.

Who initiated the first kiss?

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I don't know.

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Is he romantic with her?

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I don't know.

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Are they in love?

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- I don't know.

- Ugh.

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You don't know anything.

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- Oh! I know one thing.

- What?

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They did it right there on the couch.

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- Hey, Ross.

- Yeah.

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Gunther, could I have a scone, please?

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Want to hear some good news?

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Someone I know is getting married.

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Yeah, weddings are happy occasions.

Oh, by the by, it's my ex-wife, Emily!

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[ALL GASP]

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Sorry, man.

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GUNTHER: Here's your scone.

- Thanks, Gunther.

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Thanks.

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Stupid British snack food!

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Did they teach you that

in anger management?

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You know what might help deal with it?

Think of it this way.

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You and Emily are in the past.

You can't be mad about the past.

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Are you still mad about, you know,

the Louisiana Purchase?

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- I don't think anybody's mad about that.

- Exactly! Because it's in the past.

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Anybody going to eat that?

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Look at us all dressed up for the party.

What are we celebrating?

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We had a lot of liquor

left over from the Christmas party.

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I think this is cool.

None of our friends are here.

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We can be a real couple.

We don't have to hide.

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- I know. I can do this.

- Ooh.

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And I can do this.

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- We can't do that.

- We can't do that.

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Hey, Bing! Ha-ha-ha.

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Whoa! Who's the pretty lady,

and what is she doing with you?

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Ha-ha-ha! I ask myself that very question.

This is Monica.

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- My boss, Doug. This is Monica.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

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- Hi! This is my wife, Kara.

- Nice to meet you.

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- Bing!

- Okay!

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Did you hear about the new law firm

working for us?

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- No, sir.

- Yeah, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

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[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

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Come on, let's go drink our body weight.

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- What was that?

- What?

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That noise you made?

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- Oh, that was my work laugh.

- Your work laugh?

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If you're going to survive this party,

you have to come up with one too.

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- All right. Check me out.

- Okay.

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He says, "$30, Father.

Same as in town." Ha!

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[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

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Hey, everybody at work

loved you last night.

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- Really?

- And they like me more...

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...just because I was with you.

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You repaired a lot of the damage

from when they met Joey.

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Doug wants us to play tennis.

He's never talked to me outside of work.

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Except for that time

at that strip club.

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Strip church.

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- I'm gonna go try to find a racket.

- I thought you had one.

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I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun

to go to Central Park and hit rocks...

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...at bigger rocks.

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- Hey, Rach, do you have a tennis racket?

- Hey.

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Oh, um, I lent it to Joey

and I've never gotten it back.

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Okay, good luck with that.

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- Ahem. Hey.

- Hey.

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What's up?

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What are you doing here?

I thought you had inventory.

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Well I do, but I decided I'd take

a long lunch...

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...and spend some time

with my friend, Monica.

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You know, I feel like

we don't talk anymore.

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How are you?

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What is new with you?

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Heh, um...

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Not much. Um, work's good.

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We don't have to talk about work.

We could talk about anything.

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Okay. Um...

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Hey! You know what?

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Let's talk about relationships.

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- Okay. What's going on with you?

- Nothing.

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You go.

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Well, I... There was this guy at the bank

that I thought was cute.

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Um, but I don't anymore.

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Wow, that's, uh, juicy. Ahem, um...

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You know what? I actually do

have a lot of work to do.

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You're sure there's just

not anything else?

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Yes, I'm sure. Is there something

you want to talk to me about?

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No.

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I...

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If there was, I wouldn't tell you.

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[DUCK QUACKING]

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[GASPS]

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Okay, then what happened?

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Uh, oh! Aw.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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[ROOSTER CLUCKS]

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Ah-ah, you'll get your turn.

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- Hey, Pheebs. What's going on?

- Hey. Nothing.

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This is not over.

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- No, no, no!

- What?

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Ugh, I was up all night writing

this really nasty letter to Emily.

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It was perfect,

and now it's all covered in...

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Actually, thanks!

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All right!

Everybody ready to go to the movies?

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Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

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- Really?

- I'm gonna stay and read my book.

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I just want to be alone right now.

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Oh. Sure you don't want to come?

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Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan.

They get mail and stuff.

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- That's okay, Joe.

- All right.

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Let's go, Pheebs.

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Oh, God!

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DOUG:

Bing!

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- Unh!

- Aah!

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Game!

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Yeah, I gotta tell you,

that partner of yours is a real tiger.

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Are you all right?

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We'll just get

a little sip of water.

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Am I on fire today or what?

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Those birds are browned,

basted and ready to be carved.

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Okay, easy, Martina.

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I think we should let them

win the next game.

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I'm sorry, I don't understand

what you just said.

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Let them win one.

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Are you crazy? We own those two.

Look at them!

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He can't even breathe,

and she's popping pills.

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You're not giving them a chance.

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They have rackets, don't they?

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Uh, Bing, I think we're gonna

make this the last game.

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Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery.

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Are you sure you never played pro?

Ha-ha-ha.

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Please let them win.

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I'll take it down to 95 percent,

but that's the best I can do.

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- Oopsie! Missed it!

- I got it!

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Nice shot.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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I got it!

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Long!

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[CHUCKLES]

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I can't believe you let them win.

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Yeah, well, at least you hid

your feelings well about it.

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- I was frustrated.

- It was my racket.

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I was frustrated with you!

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If we hadn't lost, they would never have

invited us to dinner tomorrow.

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What bothers me...

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...is how different

you act around them.

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The throwing the tennis games,

the fake laugh...

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...the "See you later, Bing!"

"Not if I see you first, Doug!"

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[FAKE LAUGHING]

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I don't like "work Chandler."

The guy's a suck-up.

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You know what?

Because you said that...

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...I'm not putting out tonight!

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Something's wrong.

My brother does not stay out all night.

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Maybe we should check

the trash chute.

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Ross couldn't fit

down the trash chute.

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That's right. He almost could.

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Which is exactly

how I got stuck there.

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RACHEL: Hey!

JOEY: Hey.

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Oh, my God!

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Where the hell have you been?

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Just, you know, out.

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Oh, out! God, I don't know

why we didn't think to check there.

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What were you doing?

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I, uh, went to a bar and then...

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...I just, uh, walked around for a while.

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You walked around all night

in the city by yourself?

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He hooked up!

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He hooked up with someone.

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I don't have to answer your questions.

Okay? I'm a big boy.

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I can do whatever I want.

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He hooked up!

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Tell us about her!

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Ross, you left your scarf...

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Hey, you guys.

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[LAUGHING NASALLY]

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Okay. Okay.

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I know what you all are thinking,

but Chandler is in Yemen.

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I'm a young woman. I have needs.

I can't wait forever.

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Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.

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So I'm asking you, please

just take a moment before you judge me.

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Oh, nobody's judging you.

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Oh.

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Okay, you,

Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time...

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...call me.

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[LAUGHING NASALLY]

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Okay, look,

I know what you guys are going to say.

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You two would have

very hairy children.

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I didn't know you'd say that.

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Ross! Janice?

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All right. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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This is Ross. Okay?

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He's our friend.

He obviously went crazy.

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He obviously lost his mind.

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I didn't lose my mind, okay?

Janice and I have a lot in common.

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We've both been divorced.

We both have kids.

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Are you going to see her again?

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- Don't put ideas in his head!

- I am gonna see her again.

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Damn it, Phoebe!

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I have to tell you something

that I've never admitted.

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In high school, I made out with James

even though I knew that you liked him.

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Wow! That feels so good

to get off my chest. Okay, you go.

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- My turn? What are you talking about?

- Ugh.

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Monica...

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I know about you and Chandler.

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What?

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I overheard you

on the phone the other day.

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You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing

laundry for a couple of hours."

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And he said, "Laundry?

Is that my new nickname?"

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And you said, "No.

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You know what

your nickname is, Mr. Big."

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Well, heh...

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Sounds like you're writing yourself

a little play there, Rach.

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Wow, I... Let me know how

that one turns out.

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I wouldn't know because I got

so freaked out I hung up the phone.

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Well, if you had kept listening, ha-ha-ha...

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...you would have heard me

call him Mister Big...

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...ot.

- What?

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Mr. Bigot.

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Ha, ha. He tells the most racist jokes.

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All right. So that's it.

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You're telling me there's nothing going on

between you and Chandler?

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Me and Chandler?

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[LAUGHS LOUDLY]

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- Put your $20 down.

- Okay.

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First one to find the tasty treat wins.

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- Okay? All right.

- Mm-hm.

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Let's get the contestants

out of their isolation booths.

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And they're off!

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Whoa.

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Get your foot off my contestant!

Judge?

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Judge rules no violation.

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Agh.

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- Hey, guys.

- Yeah.

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It's so weird to say this,

but I just had a great date with Janice.

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- What?

- Are you serious?

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Yeah. I opened up to her about all the

terrible stuff that's been happening to me.

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I mean, I talked for hours.

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It is amazing...

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...to have someone give you

such focused attention.

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You don't need Janice for that.

You've got us.

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- And the duck gets the Nutter Butter!

- No! Agh!

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That's not a Nutter Butter.

That's an old won ton!

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Judge rules...

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...Nutter Butter.

- Ugh.

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- Tough call.

- Yeah.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Seriously, I strongly believe that

we should all support President Clinton...

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...and her husband, Bill.

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[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

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So how do you like your coffee?

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- None for me.

- Just a little bit of sugar.

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I'll have Monica stick her finger in it.

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That ought to sweeten it up.

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[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

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- How does that not give you a headache?

- You get used to it.

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I don't think that I can.

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Maybe this will be it for me

on the work things.

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So I laugh at my boss's jokes.

What's the big deal?

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I'd rather not hang out with

this work-weasel guy...

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...when I could be with my boyfriend,

who I actually respect.

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Oh.

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Ah, heh.

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I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee.

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I'd feel sorry for it if it got in a fight.

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It's not strong enough

to defend itself. Ha-ha-ha!

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Hear what I said?

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What?

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It's a joke, Bing.

What's the matter with you?

00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,671

Well, I just didn't think

it was funny, sir.

00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,923

Excuse me?

00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,384

- Well, I just...

- Honey?

00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,095

I just don't think

you understood the joke.

00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,723

- Really?

- Yeah.

00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,310

I mean, it was really funny.

I just don't think that you got it.

00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:41,064

Heh, you see,

Kara's coffee is weak-tasting.

00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:45,193

But what Doug did was imply

that it was weak physically.

00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,614

- You get it now, honey?

- I think I do!

00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,200

[BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY]

00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,080

- Thank you, Monica.

- I thought you could use the help.

00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,831

Ha-ha-ha.

00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,416

Coffee in a fight!

00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,627

[BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY]

00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,381

Hey, Rach.

00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,050

You mind if I read

my comic books in here?

00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,638

Sure. Why?

00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,809

Chandler and Monica are over there.

It's kind of hard to concentrate.

00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,438

What? She just called and said

she was going to be working late.

00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,399

She keeps lying to me.

00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,653

That's it! I'm gonna go over there

and I'm confronting them right now.

00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:43,459

CHANDLER: So you're telling me

that I have to tell racist jokes now?

00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,504

MONICA:

I'm just not very good at this.

00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,590

I'm a terrible liar.

I hate having to lie to Rachel.

00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,552

- But we're not ready to tell yet.

- I know.

00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:57,473

Ever since high school, Rachel was

the one person that I told everything to.

00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,892

I miss that so much now.

00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,437

She's my best friend.

00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,278

MONICA:

Joey?

00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,989

- Oh, my God, Rachel!

- Hey!

00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,866

Hi!

00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,369

What are you doing here?

00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,958

Well, I actually came over here

to borrow this lamp...

00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,711

...to, um, look at my books.

00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,963

You know, see them a little better. Heh.

00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,593

- Okay, great. Great. Um...

- Yeah.

00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,305

Well, what I was doing

in Chandler's room is that, um...

00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,848

...I was cleaning it.

00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,810

- In fact, he pays me to clean it.

- Oh!

00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,439

What a great way to make

some extra pocket money.

00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,027

When I said to you earlier

that I was at work, um...

00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,945

...I'm at my new work.

00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,907

Good enough. Right?

00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,035

Okay, well, um...

00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,329

I'm gonna go look at my books.

00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,833

- Okay. Go get back to my new job.

- Okay.

00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,795

Okay.

00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,342

Congratulations on your new job!

00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,892

Man, she is really gullible.

00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,644

[WHISTLES]

00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,818

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,612

- Actually, I should get going.

- You're sure?

00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,073

I can stay out as late as you want.

00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,367

I told you I'm on

sabbatical from work...

00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,537

Yes, yes. You did. Ha-ha-ha.

00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,081

- Oh, man!

- What is wrong now?

00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,167

This isn't what I ordered.

00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,547

Man! Can't anything

go right in my life?

00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,259

First, my marriage falls apart,

and then...

00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,593

I know, I know!

00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,555

You lose your apartment,

then you lose your job...

00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,766

...then your ex-wife gets married so fast!

And now the coffee!

00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,518

Aah!

00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,395

Ross...

00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,314

...we need to talk.

- Okay.

00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,734

- Sometimes I feel...

- No, no, don't.

00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,903

I'm going to talk.

00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,239

I believe...

00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,325

...that the sun has set...

00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,787

...on our day in the sun.

00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,710

- What?

- You're a very sweet person, Ross.

00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,753

Um...

00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,714

Unfortunately...

00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:39,093

...I just don't think I can take

another second of you whining!

00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,516

Let me make sure

I'm hearing this right.

00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:50,146

You're ending this with me because...

00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,939

...I'm too whiny?

00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,441

Mm.

00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,111

So you're saying...

00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,531

...I've become so whiny...

00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,450

...that I...

00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,328

...annoy you...

00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,164

...Janice.

00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,749

Well, yeah!

00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,543

Oh, my God!

00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,716

- Are you gonna be okay?

- I am now.

00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,301

Okay.

00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,973

[JOEY GRUMBLES]

00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,308

- Hi.

- Oh, hi.

00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,769

Well...

00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,647

I guess, that's two out of three...

00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,815

...Joey!

00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,734

[LAUGHING NASALLY]

00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,746

- Dude, we gotta talk.

- Okay.

00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,708

I want to tell you something before

you heard it from someone else.

00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,379

I hope this isn't too weird but, uh...

00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,924

...I had a thing with Janice.

00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,593

[LAUGHING]

00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,222

You're not mad?

00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,640

Why would I be mad?

00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,060

Because there's certain rules

about this kind of stuff.

00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,022

You don't, uh... You don't fool around

with your friends' ex-girlfriends...

00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,315

...or, uh...

00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,568

...possible girlfriends

or girls they're related to.

00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,575

I am mad.

00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,913

But you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna forgive you.

00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,124

Because that's what friends do.

00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,294

They forgive their friends when

they do everything you just said.

00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,005

- All the things on the list there.

- Thank you.

00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,923

But I want you to remember...

00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,467

...that I forgave you.

00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,887

- Okay.

- I also want you to remember...

00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,974

...that I let you live here rent-free.

00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,852

- All right.

- And I want you to remember...

00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:57,606

...that I gave you 27 dollars.

00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,151

No strings attached!

00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,861

If you can't remember that...

00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,697

...I think we should write it down.

Let's write it down!

00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,870

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