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ROSS:

Oh.

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Huh. I'd say from the looks of it,

our naked buddy is moving.

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Ironically, most of the boxes

seem to be labeled "Clothes."

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Aw, I'm going to miss that big

old squishy butt.

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And we're done

with the chicken fried rice.

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Hey. Hey, if he's moving,

maybe I should try to get his place.

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PHOEBE: Oh, yeah.

JOEY: Good idea.

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It would be so cool

to live across from you guys.

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Yeah, hey, then we could do

that telephone thing...

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...you know, where you have a can,

we have a can...

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...and it's connected by a string.

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Or we could do

the actual telephone thing.

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Oh, my God. I love this apartment.

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Isn't it perfect?

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I can't believe I never realized

how great it is.

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That is because your eye

immediately goes to the big naked man.

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PHOEBE:

It's amazing.

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You better hurry up and fill out

an application, or I'll beat you to it.

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Oh, heh.

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Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm

gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.

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Oh, look. There's Monica and Chandler.

Hey!

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Hey, you guys! Hey!

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Oh!

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Aah! Aah!

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Aah! Chandler and Monica.

Chandler and Monica.

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Oh, my God.

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- Chandler and Monica!

- Oh, my God!

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Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

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- Phoebe. Phoebe.

- Ow!

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It's okay. It's okay.

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- No, they're doing it!

- I know.

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- I know. I know.

- You know?

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Yes, I know, and Joey knows,

but Ross doesn't...

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...so you have to stop screaming!

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Hey, what's going on?

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[YELLING]

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- What?

RACHEL: Nothing.

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Oh, God, we're just so excited

that you might get this apartment.

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- Actually, it looks really good.

- Aah! It looks pretty good!

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Get in here! Come on!

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[ALL YELLING]

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You mean whenever

Monica and Chandler were, like...

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...doing laundry

or going grocery shopping?

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All that time Monica spent on the phone

with sad Linda from camp?

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Uh-huh.

Doing it, doing it, phone doing it.

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I can't believe it.

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I mean, I think it's great. For him.

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She might be able to do better.

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- Hey, you guys.

- Joey, come here. Come here.

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Phoebe just found out

about Monica and Chandler.

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You mean how they're friends

and nothing more?

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No. No, Joey, she knows.

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We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment

and saw them doing it through the window.

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Actually, we saw them doing it

up against the window.

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Okay, so now they know you know,

and they don't know Rachel knows?

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Yes, but you know what?

It doesn't matter who knows what.

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Now enough of us know

that we could just tell them we know.

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Now all the lying and the secrets

will finally be over.

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Or we could not tell them we know

and have a little fun of our own.

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Well, what do you mean?

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You know, every time they say

they're doing laundry...

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...we'll give them laundry to do.

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- Oh, I would enjoy that.

- No, no, no.

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Wait, Rach, you know what would be

even more fun? Telling them.

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- Yeah, no, I want to do Phoebe's thing.

- I can't take any...

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You don't have to do anything.

Just don't tell them that we know.

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No. I can't take any more secrets.

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I got your secrets, I got their secrets.

I got secrets of my own, you know.

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- You don't have any secrets.

- Oh, yeah?

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Well, you don't know about Hugsy,

my bedtime penguin pal.

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So, ahem, um...

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How are we going to mess with them?

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[JOEY GROANS]

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Well, you could use your position

as the roommate.

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And then I would use, you know,

the strongest tool at my disposal.

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My sexuality.

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- Hello, children.

ALL: Hey.

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Okay. Watch, learn,

and don't eat my cookie.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Ooh. Wow, that jacket

looks great on you.

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- Really?

- Yeah. The material looks so soft.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Bicep.

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You've been working out?

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Well, I try to, you know, squeeze things.

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[LAUGHING]

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Are you okay?

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Well, if you really wanna know...

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Oh, I can't tell you this.

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Phoebe, it's me,

you can tell me anything.

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Well, actually, you're the one person

I can't tell this to.

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And the one person I want to the most.

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What's going on?

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I think it's just, you know,

that I haven't been with a guy in so long...

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...and you know how sometimes

you're looking for something...

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...and you don't see that it's right there

in front of you, sipping coffee...

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Oh, no. Have I said too much?

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Well, just something to think about.

I know I will.

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Ooh. Ha, ha.

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- You are so cute.

- Heh.

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How did you get to be so cute?

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Well, my grandfather was Swedish.

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And my grandmother was actually

a tiny little bunny.

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Okay, now you're even cuter.

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You know, that is a popular

opinion today, I must say.

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What?

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The weirdest thing happened

at the coffeehouse.

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I think Phoebe was hitting on me.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm telling you,

I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

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- It's not possible.

- Ow.

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I'm sorry, it's just Phoebe's just

always thought you were charming...

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...in a sexless kind of way.

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Oh, well, you know,

I can't hear that enough.

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I'm sorry, I just think

you misunderstood her.

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No, I didn't misunderstand, okay?

She was all over me.

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She touched my bicep,

for crying out loud.

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This bicep?

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Well, it's not flexed right now.

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Hey, Mon, what are you doing?

Want to come see a movie with us?

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Uh, actually, I was going

to do some laundry.

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- Chandler, you want to do it with me?

- Sure, I'll do it with you.

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Okay, great. Hold on a second.

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Unh. Here you go.

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You don't mind, do you?

That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.

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Ha, ha. You know what?

I don't think I have enough quarters.

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PHOEBE:

Oh, I have quarters.

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- Hey.

- Hey, Ross, any word on the apartment yet?

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Well, I called over there, and it turns out

Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself.

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And he's already had like 100 applicants.

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ALL: Oh.

- No, no, I've got the edge.

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I know it's not exactly ethical,

but I sent him a bribe...

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...to tip the scales in my direction.

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Yeah. Check it out,

you can see it from the window.

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Oh, is it that pinball machine

with the big bow on it?

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No.

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That new mountain bike?

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No.

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Well, what did you send?

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A basket of mini muffins.

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There's a whole table

of mini muffin baskets.

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Which one did you send?

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The small one.

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What? You actually thought that basket

was gonna get you the apartment?

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Well, yeah.

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Someone sent us a basket at work once

and people went crazy over those muffins.

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It was the best day.

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Your work makes me sad.

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Oh, man, I want that place so much.

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And I was so sure

that was going to work.

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There's 12 bucks

I'll never see again.

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All right, we'd better go

if we're gonna catch that movie.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.

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Okay, did you see that?

With the inappropriate, and the pinching?

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Actually, I did.

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So now do you believe

that she's attracted to me?

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

She knows about us.

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Are you serious?

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Phoebe knows,

and she's just trying to freak us out.

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That's the only explanation for it.

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Okay, but what about my pinchable butt

and my bulging biceps?

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She knows.

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Joey.

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Yeah?

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Phoebe knows about us.

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Well, I didn't tell them.

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Them? Who's "them"?

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Uh, Phoebe and Joey.

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Joey.

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And Rachel.

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Look, I would have told you,

but they made me promise not to tell.

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- Oh, man.

- I'm sorry.

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But, hey, it's over now, right?

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Because you can tell them

you know they know...

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...and I can go back to knowing

absolutely nothing.

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- Unless...

- No, not "unless." This must end now.

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Oh, man, they think they are so slick

messing with us.

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But they don't know

that we know that they know.

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- So...

- Ah, yes.

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The messers become the messees.

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[WHINES]

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Oh, Ross, honey,

you gotta stop torturing yourself.

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Why don't you just find

another apartment?

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I've already looked at

like a thousand apartments this month.

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None of them even compares

to that one.

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You know what you should do?

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You should find out what his hobbies are

and then use that to bond with him.

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Yeah. Like if I wanted something

from Joey...

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...I would strike up a conversation

about, say, um, sandwiches...

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...or, uh, my underwear.

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I'm listening.

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See?

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That is a great idea.

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And I know Ugly Naked Guy because

we've been watching him for five years.

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So that gives me back my edge. Ha, ha.

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Let's see now. He had the trampoline.

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- But he broke that.

- Well, he had gravity boots.

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Yeah, he broke those too.

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So he likes to break stuff.

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Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben,

but I will figure something out.

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Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

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I wouldn't bring that up.

It would probably just bum him out.

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Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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Oh, yeah, hey.

Hold on a second, she's right here.

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[WHISPERS]

It's Chandler.

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Oh.

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Hello, you.

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Hello, Phoebe,

I've been thinking about you all day.

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Huh?

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Well, you know that thing you said before?

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.

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Really?

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Yeah. Listen, Joey won't be here tonight.

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Why don't you come over

and I'll let you, uh, feel my bicep.

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Or maybe more.

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I'll have to get back to you on that.

Okay, bye.

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Oh, my God. He wants me to come over

and feel his bicep and more.

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- Are you kidding?

- No.

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I cannot believe

he would do that to Mon...

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Joey? Do they know that we know?

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- No.

- Joey?

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- They know you know.

- Ooh, I knew it.

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Oh, I cannot believe those two.

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They thought they could mess with us?

They're trying to mess with us?

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They don't know that we know

they know we know.

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And, Joey, you can't say anything.

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Couldn't if I wanted to.

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Good evening, sir.

My name is Ross Geller.

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I'm one of the people

who applied for the apartment...

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...and I realize that the competition

is fierce, but...

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I'm sorry, I can't help but notice

that you're naked and...

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I applaud you.

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Man, I wish I was naked.

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I mean, this looks so great.

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That is how God intended it.

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- Look at them. They're panicked.

- Oh, yeah, they're totally gonna back down.

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Oh, yeah.

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All right, if he wants a date,

he's going to get a date.

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- I'm going to go in.

- Okay, okay.

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Be sexy.

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Please.

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So, Chandler,

I'd love to come by tonight.

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Really?

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Oh, absolutely. Should we say around 7?

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Yes.

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Good. I'm really looking forward

to you and me having sexual intercourse.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Hey, hey, check it out, check it out.

Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

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RACHEL:

Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God. That's our friend.

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- It's Naked Ross.

JOEY & CHANDLER: It is Ross!

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Showtime.

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Okay, Rachel, get me perfume.

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And, Joey, can you get me

a bottle of wine and glasses?

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All right, it'll be great.

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You just make her think you want to

have sex with her and it'll freak her out.

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Okay, listen, how far am I gonna

have to go with her?

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Relax, she's gonna give in

way before you do.

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- How do you know?

- Because you're on my team.

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And my team always wins.

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At this?

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Just go get some. Go.

00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,335

Okay, honey, now,

I'm gonna try to listen from right here.

00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,295

- Okay.

- Okay. Oh, wait.

00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,214

- Good idea.

- Yeah.

00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,342

- Don't give away the farm.

- Okay.

00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,765

Phoebe.

00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,769

- Chandler.

- Come on in.

00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,355

I was going to.

00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,694

Um, I brought some wine.

Would you like some?

00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,153

Sure.

00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,910

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,039

So here we are. Nervous?

00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,708

Me? No. You?

00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,918

No. I want this to happen.

00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,213

So do I.

00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,717

[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]

00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,271

I'm going to put on some music.

00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,606

Maybe... Maybe I'll dance for you.

00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,401

[MELLOW ROCK MUSIC

PLAYING ON STEREO]

00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,128

You look good.

00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,089

Thanks. Heh.

00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,594

You know, when you say

things like that, it makes me wanna...

00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,598

...rip that sweater vest right off.

00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,393

Well, why don't we move this

into the bedroom?

00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,772

- Really?

- Oh, do you not want to?

00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,315

No. No.

00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,651

I just, you know, first,

I wanna take off all my clothes...

00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,113

...and have you rub lotion on me.

00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,408

Well, that would be nice.

00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,704

I'll go get the lotion.

00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,795

This is totally getting out of hand, okay?

She wants me to put lotion on her.

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,714

- She's bluffing.

- Look, she's not backing down.

00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,591

She went like this...

00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,721

He's not backing down.

He went to get lotion.

00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,601

Oh, man, aren't you guys done yet?

00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,104

I want to sit in my chair.

00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,398

Joey, look at it this way,

the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler...

00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,068

...the sooner this is all over

and out in the open.

00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,611

Ooh, I like that.

00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,699

Oh, okay. Show him your bra.

He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,035

PHOEBE:

Joey!

00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,667

Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,419

It's not my first time.

00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,716

You go back out there

and you seduce her till she cracks.

00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,385

Okay. Give me a second.

00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139

- Did you clean up in here?

- Of course.

00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,312

Oh, you're, uh... You're going?

00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,731

Um, not without you, lover.

00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,990

So this is my bra.

00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,954

It's very, very nice.

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,083

Well, come here.

00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,295

I'm very happy

we're gonna have all the sex.

00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,341

You should be. I'm very bendy.

00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,474

- I'm gonna kiss you now.

- Not if I kiss you first.

00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,664

Well, I guess there's nothing

left for us to do but kiss.

00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,209

Here it comes.

00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,003

Our first kiss.

00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,473

Okay, okay, okay. You win.

00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,558

- Ha!

- I can't have sex with you.

00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,852

- And why not?

- Because I'm in love with Monica.

00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,437

You're... You're what?

00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,359

Love her. That's right. I love her.

00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,153

I love her.

00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,409

I love you, Monica.

00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,329

I love you too, Chandler.

00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,380

I just thought you guys were doing it.

I didn't know you were in love.

00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,926

Dude.

00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,930

Hats off to Phoebe.

Quite a competitor.

00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,142

And may I say your breasts

are still showing?

00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,602

PHOEBE:

God.

00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,397

All right. So that's it?

00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,315

It's over. Everybody knows.

00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,067

Well, actually, Ross doesn't.

00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,778

Yes, and we'd appreciate it

if no one told him yet.

00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,580

A new place for a new Ross.

00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,874

I'm gonna have you

and all the guys from work over...

00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,584

...once it's, you know, furnished.

00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962

I must say, it's nice to see you

back on your feet.

00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,174

Well, I am that, uh, and the whole

rage thing is definitely behind me.

00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,553

I wonder if it's time for you

to rejoin our team at the museum.

00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,179

Oh, Donald, that would be great.

00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,725

I am totally ready to come back to work.

I...

00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,186

What? No.

00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,858

What are you doing?

00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,571

Get off my sister!

00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328

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