Эпизод со случайным поцелуем Рэйчел

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Well, I have a job interview

at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.

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CHANDLER: Oh!

- Congratulations!

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Oh, boy.

That guy's underwear sucks!

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- What?

- Well, I got this pair marked "XS."

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Let me tell you, there was no room

for excess anything in there.

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Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator

of the women's collection.

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I'll work right under the director.

It's the perfect job for me.

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Wow. Well, if you nail the interview,

you'll get it.

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- Yeah.

- Want to work on your interview skills?

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- Okay!

- Okay! Let's start with the handshake.

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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Very good handshake.

Good wrist action.

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- Thank you.

- Let me try.

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PHOEBE:

Okay.

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Oh, my God!

What did I ever do to you?

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Did I squeeze too hard?

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Let's just say

I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

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That's right, Ross. I can see you

in your new apartment. You see me.

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Same as yesterday,

same as the day before.

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Is he doing his "shark attack" bit yet?

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No. Oh, wait! There he goes.

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Very funny, Ross.

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Very lifelike and funny. Okay.

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Oh, no, no, no.

I wasn't waving at you, lady.

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Whoa, maybe I was. Hey!

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Monica, this hot girl in Ross' building

is flirting with me.

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Get in there, man.

Flirt back. Mix it up!

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Yeah, I'm down with that.

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Okay, here it goes.

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How...

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...you...

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...doing?

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It worked! She's waving me over.

I'll be right over.

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Let's see,

she's on the third floor...

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Wow.

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- She is pretty, huh?

- Tell me about it, huh?

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Oh, no, no.

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No, no! I'm not with her.

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Oh, that's just Monica.

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Blah!

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ROSS:

Hey, Joey!

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Great stuff, huh?

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- This is your place?

- Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in.

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Ooh, ohh. Uh, go by the window.

You can pretend to be surfing.

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But I counted.

You're not supposed to live here.

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Oh, man!

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- Unh!

- What happened?

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I ended up at Ross' place.

I must have miscounted or something.

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Damn! She's not there anymore.

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Oh, look, Ross is doing

his "watching TV" bit.

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MONICA:

No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV.

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MAN [OVER RADIO]:

We've lost visual contact with the suspect.

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Okay, now I really have to go.

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It's so unfair that

our date has to get cut short...

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...just because some guy

shot at a store clerk.

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- I know, but it's my job.

- Then maybe I could come too?

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MAN [OVER RADIO]: Suspect has

just emerged naked from the sewer.

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All right, you go.

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- Bye-bye.

- Okay. Bye.

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- Oh, God!

- What?

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Oh, I just miss him so much!

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Wow.

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For just a week,

you guys are close, huh?

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Yeah, it's weird.

I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.

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He's like this little puppy dog, you know?

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But like a really tough one

who shoots bad guys.

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Ugh, I love the beginning parts

of relationships, you know?

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You can't keep your hands

off each other.

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- I know. It is the best. Ha, ha.

- Ha, ha.

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God, how long did that last

for you and Chandler?

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What? It's still going on.

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Come on, seriously.

When did it end?

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I am serious. We're all over

each other all the time.

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Okay, you know where you are

better than I do. I was just curious.

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Why don't you just calm down,

Phoebe, all right?

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Get all your facts before you tell

everybody you're the only hot couple.

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God, I woke the beast. Um...

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I was wrong obviously.

I just misspoke. It's okay.

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Well, it is okay. I mean...

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As long as you know Chandler and I

are also hot and fiery.

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I mean, just as hot as you.

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I mean, our flame...

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Whoo! It is on fire!

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Monica, here's your broom back.

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You are so cute.

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- Oh, hey! How'd the interview go?

RACHEL: Ugh!

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Horrible! I did the stupidest,

most embarrassing thing.

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Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex

with his wife then fall off your chair?

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- No.

- So, what happened?

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Ugh, it was horrible!

And the interview part went so well.

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You know, like, I even made him laugh.

He said something about a boat...

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...and I was like, "Well, yeah,

if you've got enough life jackets."

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Trust me. It was actually very funny.

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Anyway, so we were

saying goodbye and, uh... Ugh.

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- What happened?

- All right, we were shaking hands...

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...and he kind of leaned in toward me.

Maybe he was going to open the door.

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But I totally misread him and I, uh...

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You kissed him?

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I didn't know what else to do!

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Well, you could have tried...

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...not kissing him.

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Thanks, Chandler.

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Hey, Rach,

a guy from Ralph Lauren called.

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You got a second interview.

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- I can't believe it! I got a second interview.

- Yes!

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That kiss isn't looking like

such a mistake now, is it?

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Wait a minute, wait. You don't think

that's why he wants me back?

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Yeah!

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No?

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Kiss? What are you talking about?

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Ugh, I accidentally kissed him

in the interview...

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...and now he wants me back of course...

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...because, "Let's bring back

the girl who kisses everybody"!

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Come on, Rach.

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What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl

that'll just sleep with him?

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He wants you back

because you're right for the job.

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Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God!

How could I be so stupid?

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Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that.

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I think you just need a hug

from Joey. Heh.

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Come on. Come on, ha-ha-ha.

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She's back! Hot girl's back!

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Aw, well, I'm not totally back yet.

But I appreciate it.

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No, in Ross' building. She's back!

She's back!

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Okay, wait there. I'll be over in a second.

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One, two, three. Got it!

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I gotta check out this hot girl.

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There she is!

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Damn it! Did you move?

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Yes.

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I lived with you for a while.

Then I found this place.

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I'm Ross.

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[GRUNTS]

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Yes?

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Uh...

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Do you happen to have

a hot girl in there?

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No, I'm all alone.

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Yeah. Sorry about that.

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Oh. Hey, little girl.

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Is your mommy or sister or babysitter

by any chance, a hot girl?

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- Daddy!

- Later, girl! Aah.

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Oh, man!

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Hot girl?

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Hot girl!

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- Hi, Rachel. Come on in.

- Hi. Okay.

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- Ahem.

- It's nice to see you again.

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Thank you.

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Oh, Rachel, uh...

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- What?

- Just, uh...

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- Excuse me?

- Yeah, let me...

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Whoa, eh, oh!

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All right. Okay, I see what's going on here.

Now, listen, look...

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...I am sorry if I gave you

the wrong impression.

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But I am not some hussy who will

just sleep around to get ahead.

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- Now... Eh, eh!

- Well...

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Even though I kissed you,

that does not give you...

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...the right to demand sex from me!

I do not want this job that bad.

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Good day, sir.

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Ugh, you are not gonna believe...

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...what that sleazeball

from Ralph Lauren did to me.

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[ALL MUTTER]

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Okay, that's amazing.

How did you know that?

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You got ink on your lip.

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Oh.

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What do you say, maybe,

sometime I hold your gun?

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I don't know.

We're not supposed to do that.

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What could happen? I mean...

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Yeah. I'm gonna say no.

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Do you want to see a movie

after dinner tonight?

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Oh, we can't. We already have plans.

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What are you doing?

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Um, well, same thing we did all day.

Just hang out at Gary's apartment.

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He is so amazing.

We never left the bedroom.

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But have fun at the movie.

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Uh, ha, ha.

Well, we're not seeing a movie.

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You're not? Why did you ask us

if we wanted to go?

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Oh, um, because I just wanted

to know what you were doing...

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...so you wouldn't walk in

on me and Chandler...

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...while we were doing it all night.

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- Will you excuse me just a second? Okay.

- Yeah.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Chandler? Can I see you for a second?

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- Uh, yeah.

- Okay, heh.

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- We have got to beat them!

- Why?

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Because Gary and Phoebe think

they're a hotter couple than we are.

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- Oh! So?

- So?

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So we've gotta go have a lot of sex

and prove them wrong!

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You have got to stop this

competitive thing. It's crazy.

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Just to impress Gary and Phoebe...

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...you want me to go upstairs

and have sex over and over...

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...and I'm saying no to this why?

Get your coat!

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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MAN:

Excuse me.

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You should check this out.

Tell the other tenants.

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Apparently, he's running around

looking for some kind of hot girl.

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Who isn't?

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I don't think we've met. I'm Ross.

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I know. You're the guy who

wouldn't chip in for the handyman.

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Never mind.

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No, I actually thought it was unfair

the way everyone reacted.

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I mean, you had just moved in.

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I had just moved in!

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Thank you!

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Listen, um...

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- Jen.

- Jen.

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I know this may sound a little:

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[BUZZES]

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But, uh, would you want to grab

a cup of coffee sometime?

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Sure, that would be nice.

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- Um...

- Oh.

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My number's on there.

Give me a call.

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I will give you a call. Heh.

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- I'll see you later.

- Okay.

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[GIGGLES]

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I forgot my paper.

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- That was amazing.

- Ugh.

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Phoebe and Gary are so gonna

hear about this at dinner.

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That was amazing.

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We are the hottest, huh?

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No one is hotter than we are.

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- We're the best.

- No, you're the best.

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Aw.

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- No, you're the best.

- No, you're the best.

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I am the best.

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Hey, guys.

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What you been doing?

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Hey, Joey, isn't that the girl

who waved at you the other day?

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I don't know,

but I can see through your sheet.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's her.

But you know what? It doesn't matter.

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- I'm never gonna meet her anyways.

- Why?

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Because it's impossible

to find her apartment!

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She lives in some hot-girl

parallel universe or something.

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What are you talking about?

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She lives on the 2nd floor,

7th apartment from the left.

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No, no, no, she lives on the 3rd floor,

8th apartment from the left.

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No. Those first two windows,

that's the lobby.

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That other window is the stairway.

You've been counting wrong.

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I did not know that!

Thank you, Monica.

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I almost lost another girl

because of counting!

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So, uh, you ready?

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- Yeah, I'll just get my coat.

- Okay.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Could you get that?

- Sure.

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[YELLS]

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- Joey...?

- Aah! No! No!

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Uh, first, I would like to say thank you

for agreeing to see me again.

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That's, uh, quite all right.

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But I feel obligated to tell you

that this meeting is being videotaped.

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Okay. Um.

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Well, first, I would like to start

by apologizing for kissing you...

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...and, uh, for yelling at you.

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Fair enough.

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Now, you're probably going to hire

one of the people who, uh...

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Who did... Who did not, um, ahem...

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...yell at you and storm out.

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And I think that's a big mistake.

And here's why.

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I made a huge fool of myself,

and I came back. That shows courage.

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When I thought you wanted sex

in exchange for this job, I said no.

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That shows integrity.

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And I was not afraid

to stand up for myself...

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...and that shows courage.

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Okay, ahem.

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Now, I know that I've

already said courage...

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...but you've got to have courage.

00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,101

And, um, finally...

00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,563

...when I thought you were making

sexual advances in the workplace...

00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,065

...I said no, and I was not litigious.

00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,276

So there you go. You got courage...

00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,113

...you got integrity,

you got courage again...

00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,033

...and not litigious.

00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,411

Look, Mr...

00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,788

- Zelner.

- Zelner!

00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,248

I knew that!

00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,375

Oh, I knew that.

00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,710

[SIGHS]

00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,004

I really, really want this job.

00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,258

And I think I would be really good at it.

00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,971

You know what?

00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,142

I may regret this, but, uh...

00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,228

...I'm gonna give you a shot.

- Oh, you are?

00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,855

- Mm-hm.

- Really?

00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,484

Oh, thank you. Oh, God!

00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,528

Would it be inappropriate

if I gave you a hug?

00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,863

- Yes.

- Okay.

00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,200

Well, how about a handshake? Ha-ha-ha.

00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,993

Aah! Oh, God! I'm sorry!

00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,665

Oh, God, I did not mean to touch that!

I mean, you!

00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,001

There! Uh, there. Um...

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,128

Okay, so, thank you.

00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,090

I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much.

Thank you so much.

00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,925

Hey, I'll see you Monday.

00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,888

[YAWNS]

00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,224

PHOEBE: Are you tired?

- You better believe he's tired...

00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,059

...after the day we had!

00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062

If you know what I mean.

Do you know what I mean?

00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,482

Honey? The tortilla chips

know what you mean.

00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,277

So, uh, Chandler,

do you like that badge I got you?

00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,488

Oh, yeah, it's so cool.

00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,368

Now, I gotta go.

Officer Bing's got a 10-100.

00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,330

That's pee-pee.

00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,336

Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair.

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,089

Oh, ha, ha. Um...

00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,217

We kind of took a detour

on our way over here.

00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,054

We were strolling through the park

and no one was around, so...

00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,640

- You didn't.

PHOEBE: We did!

00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,520

Ha, ha. We violated section 12,

paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,733

- The park, huh?

- Ha, ha.

00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,195

- Public place.

GARY: Uh-huh.

00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,574

I hear you.

Can you excuse me for a second?

00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660

[CHUCKLES]

00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,209

Hi, Chandler.

00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712

Monica, this is the men's room.

00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423

Isn't it?

00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,010

Yes, it is.

00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,763

But see, I've always found

the men's bathroom very sexual.

00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,641

- Haven't you?

- No.

00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,769

And if I did, I don't think

we'd be going out.

00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,439

This is getting ridiculous.

00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,233

- Come on, we can't let them win!

- Uh...

00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,946

We've proved that we are hot, okay?

So why are you obsessed about this?

00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,950

Phoebe and Gary are in that "can't keep

their hands off each other" phase!

00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,160

[GASPS]

00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578

- So?

- So.

00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,832

It makes me really sad that

we're not really there anymore.

00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,877

Oh, is that what

this has all been about?

00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,673

Wasn't it a lot more exciting

when we were, you know...

00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,176

...all over each other all the time?

00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,804

Yeah, that was great.

That was really great.

00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,350

But to tell you the truth,

I'm more excited about where we are now.

00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,685

- Really?

- Yeah.

00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,897

I've never been in a relationship

that's lasted this long before.

00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,651

To get past the beginning and

still want to be around each other?

00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,945

I think that's pretty incredible.

00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,948

And the fact that

this is happening with you...

00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492

...I think that's pretty exciting.

00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123

That's so sweet.

00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,169

I know that I was acting

a little crazy...

00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,631

...but I feel the same way.

- Mm?

00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,304

You know what I just realized?

00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,640

You just freaked out

about our relationship.

00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,725

- Pfft, I did not.

- Yes, you did!

00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,394

Admit it. You freaked out!

00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,105

I freaked out a little.

00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,024

A little?

You freaked out bigtime, okay?

00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,277

And I fixed it!

We have switched places.

00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:24,031

I am the relationship king,

and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!

00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,284

[CHEERING]

00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,955

And now we're back.

00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,968

I cannot believe Ross is buying this.

00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,470

- Thank God. I can't watch him anymore.

- Ha-ha-ha.

00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,806

- You guys ready for the movies?

- Yeah.

00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,018

Oh, by the way, thank you for

loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.

00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,148

Man, they cannot get enough!

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