Эпизод, где Рэйчел курит

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All right. Now memorize it.

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- You got it?

- Oh, yes.

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Okay. Is that your card?

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- Yes.

- Ha, ha.

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- Hey, guys.

- Hi there.

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Guess what.

Ben is gonna be in a TV commercial.

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- What are you talking about?

- Well, it's not for sure.

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But, uh, we met this guy in the park

who thought Ben was really cute.

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You know, which he is.

Um, anyhoo, he gave us his card...

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...and told us to bring him down

for this commercial he's auditioning.

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Whoa.

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The guy's like the biggest commercial

casting director in town.

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Ben takes one lousy walk

in the park and gets an audition?

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I mean, way to go, Ben!

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Man, I've been in that park a million times.

No one's ever offered me an audition.

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I know, it's crazy.

We were just pushing Ben on the swings...

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I'm always on the swings.

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What am I doing wrong?

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That.

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- Okay, gotta go. Wish me luck.

JOEY: Good luck.

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Hey, Rach, now that you working at

Ralph Lauren, can you get me some shirts?

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Uh, well, you know what? I don't know

if I'd feel comfortable stealing...

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...on my very first day.

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Unwilling to steal from work.

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Interesting.

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Besides, if anybody is gonna get free stuff,

it's me.

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Okay, guys, way to wish me luck.

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JOEY: Go get them.

PHOEBE: Bye.

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Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday.

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I say we throw

a surprise party this weekend.

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Whoa, whoa. But her birthday's

not for another month.

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Okay, but if we throw her a party

on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.

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I think that's a great idea. We can have

a dinner party and invite her close friends.

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Ross. We're having

a surprise party for Rachel.

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ROSS: Okay.

- Done.

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Okay, great.

So do you wanna do it together?

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I would love to do it together.

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[LAUGHS]

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They're gonna do it together.

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Dude, that's my girlfriend.

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So I gotta shut it down now?

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All right, I gotta take off.

I'm picking up Ben...

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...and then we're off to the big audition.

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It's gonna be weird seeing some actor

pretending to be Ben's dad.

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- Yeah.

- Weirder than his two moms making out?

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Whoa, whoa. Dad? There's a dad

in the commercial?

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Yeah. The dad and Ben eat soup

and pretend to enjoy it.

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Well, maybe I'll go with you

and see if I can audition as the dad.

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I mean, who better to play Ben's father

than his godfather?

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- You're not his godfather.

- What?

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Are you kidding?

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Of course I am.

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- Okay, let's go, godfather.

- All right. Ha, ha.

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Hey, I'm in.

They're gonna let me audition.

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Really? That's great.

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I know, I know. One of the casting ladies

has actually seen me in a play.

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So I steered clear of her.

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CAROL: That kid looks familiar.

JOEY: Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, he's done tons of commercials.

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I've seen him in Sugar Smacks,

PlayStation...

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...and that one for the phone company.

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In fact, he was so good in that one...

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...he actually convinced me

to switch phone companies.

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Chandler was mad.

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Yeah, well, he's not gonna get this one.

All right? Ben is way cuter than that kid.

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I mean, look at him.

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[SQUEALING]

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That's great.

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Listen, wouldn't it be great

if I got to play Ben's dad?

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Joey, you look nothing like Ben.

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I look more like him than you do.

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Well, I really don't know you

well enough for you to do that.

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So it's down to these two.

Nancy, I know you like this one...

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...and I think I agree.

Rachel, what do you think?

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Well, um, that one is pretty...

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...but I just love this fabric. Sorry.

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Oh, don't be. That's part of your job here,

to give your opinions.

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And then I take credit for them.

I'm kidding. Ha, ha.

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She is kidding. But don't ever

disagree with her again.

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- Okay, now I'm kidding.

- Oh, ha, ha.

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Oh, what a fun office.

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I don't know which one.

But I do know I need a cigarette.

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So, what do you say we take a break,

go outside...

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...and figure this out when we come back.

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- Rachel?

RACHEL: Yeah.

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- You smoke?

- No.

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My dad's a doctor. And he would

always tell me just horror stories...

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About ghosts and goblins...

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...who totally supported

the princess' right to smoke.

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And then they came back

from smoking...

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...and they'd made all of the decisions

without me.

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- That doesn't seem fair.

RACHEL: I know.

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It's like I'm being punished for not having

this disgusting, poisonous habit.

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Yeah, it is the best.

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I mean, what if this keeps happening?

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They'll be outside smoking,

making all the decisions...

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...and I'll just be up in my office

breathing in my stupid clean air.

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You know? And when Kim wants

to promote one of us...

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...who do you think she's gonna pick?

Me or Smokey Smokerson?

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Rachel, you can go down there,

you don't have to smoke.

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Just say you wanna get some fresh air.

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Yeah, I could do that.

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Yeah, or you could just do

the easy thing and smoke.

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- Hey. Do you wanna go get coffee?

MONICA: Hey.

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- Oh, I would love to.

- Oh, good.

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- I'm gonna go too, babe.

- Oh, good.

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PHOEBE: Yay.

RACHEL & CHANDLER: Yay.

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PHOEBE:

Oh, I changed my mind.

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Okay, let's talk about the party.

I have so many ideas.

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- Ooh, me too.

- Oh!

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- Yeah!

- Oh, look at that.

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- All right. This is a little sketch of the cake.

- Uh-huh. Wow.

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See? Um, some sample menus.

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Um, you know, I thought we'd start with

a Tuscan-style finger food.

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Okay. And for music, here's an

alphabetized list of all of my CDs.

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I've highlighted the ones

that'll go really good with the food.

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- What happened to the dinner party?

- We're not doing that.

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- Okay? So...

- Wow. All right.

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Looks like you took care of

everything. Thanks a lot, cohost.

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Wait. I didn't take care of everything.

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There's plenty of things for you to do.

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Uh-huh? Like what?

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Cups.

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Cups. You're giving me cups?

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And ice.

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Cups and ice? Oh, I get to be

in charge of cups and ice?

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All right.

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Fine. Okay, I will be in charge

of cups and ice.

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- Wait, I can get ice at the restaurant...

- I got it.

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- Hi.

MONICA: Hey.

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- How did the audition go?

- Not so good.

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Wait a minute. Are you doing Joey's:

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"The audition didn't go so well.

Yeah, it did!"

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Yeah, I am!

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- Yeah, Ben got a second audition.

MONICA: Oh, great.

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Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit

because I actually didn't get a callback.

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You got a callback too, didn't you?

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Yeah, I did!

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Hey, Rachel.

What are you doing out here?

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You know, it got kind of lonely up there,

so I just thought I would come out here...

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...and get some fresh air.

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We were talking about

the fall collection.

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- Oh, great.

- So anyway, we really...

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- I'm sorry. We're smoking all over you.

- That's okay.

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No, no, no. We'll move. You stay there.

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NANCY: I sent the designs to Ralph.

He was excited about it.

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That's great. You are the best.

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Excuse me. Can I bum one of those?

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Actually, this one's...

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Okay, okay, okay.

What's so funny over here?

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I thought you didn't smoke.

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You know, I thought you guys

meant marijuana cigarettes.

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You know what I mean? Like, doobies?

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Actually, I thought to myself,

"Those guys are crazy."

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But no, actually, I smoke

the regular ones all the time.

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We get high.

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Me too.

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- I'm kidding.

- Oh!

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Me too.

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Oh, God. This is so nerve-racking.

How do you do this?

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Well, fortunately,

I don't get many callbacks so...

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Is it a good sign that they asked us

to hang around after?

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Who knows?

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Okay. We have narrowed it down

to Raymond, Ben, Kyle and Joey.

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The rest of you, thank you very much.

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Yes! I knew it!

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Ah. Bye-bye.

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So long.

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Later.

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This is great.

I might actually get to play Ben's dad.

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WOMAN:

Actually, that can't happen.

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Because you all have

such different looks...

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...we're putting you with Raymond

and Kyle with Ben.

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So it'll either be you two or you two.

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Oh, man.

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- This is gonna be kind of weird.

- Yeah, it is.

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Yeah. It's gonna be weird.

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No. We're like best friends.

That's why it's weird.

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Oh, oh.

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I thought we were just talking.

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- Hey.

ROSS: Hey.

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Is it okay if I leave this stuff here

till Rachel's birthday party?

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- Uh, sure. What's in them?

- Um, cups.

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Oh, good, because we got Rachel

800 gallons of water.

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Seriously, that's a lot of cups.

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Yeah, well, I'm in charge of cups and ice.

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And Monica's gonna rue the day

that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

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You know, I rued the day once.

Didn't get a whole lot else done.

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Okay, time to bring up

the rest of the cups.

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- Hey, Joey.

- Hey, Pheebs.

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CHANDLER & ROSS: Hey.

- Ross, good, I'm glad you're here.

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- I want to talk to you about something.

- Oh. What's up?

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Well, I've been thinking about

this whole commercial thing.

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You know me against Ben.

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The two of us competing.

Well, that can't lead to anything good.

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I think I'm just gonna step aside.

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I'm gonna tell them

that I won't audition.

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Wow. Uh...

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Joey, that's great. Thanks, man.

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That's it?

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You're gonna let me do this?

This is my career we're talking about here.

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But you just...

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I just said that

so you wouldn't let Ben do it.

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Look, Ross, if anyone should step aside,

it should be Ben.

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- What?

- Chandler, tell him.

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Well, let me get the door first.

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Oh, hi, no one.

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Why should Ben step aside?

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It was his audition in the first place.

You just tagged along.

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You're like the tag-along dad.

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At least I care about his feelings.

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What?

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Do you know how hard this is gonna be

on him when he doesn't get it?

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And why wouldn't he get it?

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Oh, come on.

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Have you seen what my kid can do?

Huh?

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I mean, he dials phones,

he eats tortilla chips.

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He plays soccer with the cartoon tiger.

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Are you saying your kid eats soup

better than my kid?

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You just give him a spoon, baby.

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- Oh, yeah? I guess we'll see.

- Yeah.

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Because this commercial belongs

to me and Mitch.

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- Your kid's name is Raymond.

- Yeah? So is yours.

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- How did work go?

- Oh, it was great. It was great.

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I went down there just like you said.

And we talked business.

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And Kim totally took my opinions.

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You stink.

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- Thanks.

- No, I'm serious.

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That's because I went down there

and they were smoking.

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This is actually the smell of success.

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But there's something different, though.

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Oh, my God. You smoked.

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- I did not.

- Yes, you did.

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You look happy and sick. You smoked.

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All right, fine. But I had to.

I had to do it for my career.

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I wish I had to smoke for my career.

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That's so gross.

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Well, no, it's not that bad, you know?

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I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy

and my fingers sort of smell.

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I actually feel like I could throw up.

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But you gotta push past this, okay?

Because it's about to get so good.

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Chandler.

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You smell so smoky, I gotta get up.

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I'm not kidding.

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I think you smell great.

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So we're decided.

No on plaid, yes on pink.

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Absolutely.

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I'm so onboard.

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- Rachel, didn't you just light that?

RACHEL: Yeah.

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But you know what?

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I'm just really, really

trying to cut back, you know.

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Good luck, Rach.

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I've actually been thinking

about quitting.

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Oh, well, sure. Every Sunday night,

I tell myself I'm quitting.

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Every Monday morning, it's like:

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Tell me about it.

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Well, let's quit. We'll just quit.

Let's all quit.

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It does sound appealing.

00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,864

- I never could do it.

- But you could. You can. Absolutely.

00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,075

We can help each other out.

We could get those patches.

00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,620

We could be like the Patch Sisters.

00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:17,332

You know, we really should quit.

Okay, let's quit.

00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,626

Yes. Great. Give me those cigs.

Come on.

00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,003

Give it. Give it. Out. Done. Quit. Whoo!

00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,546

[CHUCKLES]

00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,759

- My late husband gave me that lighter.

- Ha, ha.

00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,345

I'm not kidding.

00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,597

Okay, then. Okay.

00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:44,067

Mm, soup.

00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,611

Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second.

00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,155

Would you mind watching Ben

while I use the ladies' room?

00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,531

- Yeah, no problem.

- Thanks.

00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,118

Mm.

00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,835

Hi, Ben.

00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:07,465

So you want to be an actor, huh?

Well, I gotta tell you, it's no picnic.

00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,969

There's tons of rejection. No stability.

00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,931

I mean, one day,

you're Dr. Drake Ramoray.

00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,810

The next day, you're eating ketchup

right out of the bottle.

00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,939

Joey.

00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,983

Ross.

00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,736

Ben.

00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,030

I mean, Ben. Ben.

00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,908

Okay, Raymond, Joey, you're up.

00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,956

- Hi.

WOMAN: Okay.

00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,501

All right, well, let's try one.

Whenever you guys are ready.

00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,963

- Uh-oh.

- Is there a problem?

00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,925

Well, this is noodle soup.

And I've been working with tomato.

00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,636

But that's okay.

No problem. No problem.

00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,014

Mm, noodle soup.

00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,559

You know, that's fine.

But the line is, "Mm, soup."

00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,687

- Oh. What'd I say?

- Mm, noodle soup.

00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,065

How's that different?

00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,696

Oh. Right. Yeah.

00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,074

All right. Let's try one.

00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,789

Mm, noodle soup.

00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,086

Okay. Let's do it again.

00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,588

Okay.

00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,468

Mm, soup.

00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,678

I mean, noodle soup. I mean, soup.

00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,846

Come on!

00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,018

You know what?

We need to move on.

00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,187

Oh, no, I could do it one more time.

00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,605

See, look.

00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,940

Mm, noodle soup.

00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,400

Damn it.

00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,870

Hey. Hey.

00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,955

Uh-oh. Busted.

00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,334

Come on, you guys. What are you doing?

00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,252

I thought we were the Patch Sisters.

00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,046

Yeah, that didn't work out.

00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,509

Rachel, we tried to quit.

But it was too hard.

00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,054

Well, if you started smoking again,

you could have at least told me.

00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,890

Come on, give me one of those.

What are we talking about?

00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,683

No, you're doing great. Don't give up.

00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,645

That's why we didn't tell you,

and we are not gonna drag you down.

00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,064

Oh, wait. No, no. Drag me down.

Drag me down.

00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,025

Forget it, Rachel. We're both so proud

of how well you're doing.

00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,487

I'm not gonna let you blow it.

In fact, if I catch you, you're fired.

00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,574

So go on, get out of here. Go on.

I don't want you breathing this stuff. Go on.

00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,452

So okay. So you'll come with me

on the Paris trip?

00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,412

Oh, man.

00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,875

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,754

Hey, check it out. Cup hat, cup banner...

00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,842

...cup chandelier and the thing

that started it all. The cup.

00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512

- Great job with the cups, Pheebs.

- Ha, ha.

00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,306

Why don't you just go out with her?

00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,102

Did you notice the ice? Look.

00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,731

We have it all. We have crushed,

cubed and dry. Watch.

00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,525

Ah.

00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,027

Mystical.

00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,494

No one's eating my Tuscan finger food.

They're filling up on Phoebe's snow cones.

00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,288

There are snow cones?

00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,165

Snow cones. Yuck.

00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,959

- Go, go.

- Thank you. Thank you.

00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,299

MONICA: Look, look.

GROUP: Surprise.

00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:40,136

What? My birthday is not

for another month.

00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,513

That's the surprise.

00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,935

Oh, my God, you guys.

This is so great. It's so unexpected.

00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:51,314

I mean, Chandler's birthday's

even before mine.

00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,527

GROUP:

Surprise.

00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,451

Wow. This is so great.

Look at all these...

00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,662

...cups. This is so weird.

00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,081

I was in charge of cups.

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,334

Oh, okay. Not so weird.

00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,462

[BOB MARLEY'S "JAMMIN"'

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,464

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:20,343

Listen, man. I'm sorry

the audition didn't go well.

00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,511

Yeah, right.

00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,473

No, really. I am, Joey. I feel bad.

00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,185

Well, look, Ross. You don't have to, okay?

00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,062

It's not your fault I suck.

00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,107

What kind of an actor can't even say,

"Mm, noodle soup"?

00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:44,367

Hey, you know what? Maybe you didn't

mess up your audition because you suck.

00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:49,664

Maybe you messed up because

you care more about your godson.

00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,542

- What do you mean?

- I think, subconsciously...

00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,294

Whoa, you lost me.

00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:03,636

I think, on some level, you sabotaged...

00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,848

...your own audition

so Ben would get the part.

00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,187

Well, your way sounds

a lot better than mine.

00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,481

Yeah.

00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,317

- Yeah. It's not that I'm a bad actor.

- No.

00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:22,571

No, it's just that, uh, I care

so damn much about little Ben...

00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,117

...that, uh, it was more important

for me to see him succeed.

00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,869

- There you go. Thank you.

- Thank you.

00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,913

- So did he get it?

- No.

00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,456

Ah, what are you gonna do?

00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,258

Oh, hi. Excuse me. Is Rachel Green here?

I'm supposed to meet her for lunch.

00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,428

Oh, she doesn't come down anymore.

You can find her up on 10.

00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,013

Okay, great.

00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,141

KIM: So we talked

about the presentation at lunch.

00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,185

He wondered if one person would be

enough for me to take on the trip.

00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,813

And I said, "Yeah, absolutely."

00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,945

I'll catch you guys later.

00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,244

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