Эпизод, где Росс не умеет флиртовать

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Wow, you look nice.

What's the occasion?

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Monica and I are celebrating

our 10-month anniversary.

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- Got reservations at Jean-George.

- Wow.

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- How'd you get in?

- Oh.

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Made a few calls,

pulled some strings...

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...and they'll seat us if we both

have chicken and don't get dessert.

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[ROSS SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hi, Chandler.

CHANDLER: Hey, Caitlin.

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Somebody got a haircut.

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Ugh. I hate it. I look like

an 8-year-old boy.

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If that was true, gym class

would've been more interesting.

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[CAITLIN & CHANDLER LAUGH]

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- It's, uh, $27 even.

- Oh, okay. Here you go.

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[DUCK QUACKING]

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Where's the chicken?

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Oh, it's in the back.

The duck pissed him off.

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He said that eggs came first.

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- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later.

CHANDLER: Okay. Bye.

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What the hell was that?

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- What?

- The flirting.

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Aren't you supposed to be going out

with, hmm, let's see, my sister?

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I was not flirting.

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It was totally flirting!

"Somebody got a haircut..."

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[GIBBERING]

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First of all, the impression? Uncanny.

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Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just

casual conversation between two people.

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Oh! Yeah, right.

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You wanna see flirting?

I'll show you flirting.

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I'm good. I'm okay.

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RACHEL:

I am so proud of Joey.

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- He's gonna be on Law and Order!

- I know.

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But don't you think it should

be called Order and Law?

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No, because they arrest the guy

and then try him.

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Yeah. Don't get me started on that.

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- I was not flirting.

- And on your anniversary. For shame!

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RACHEL:

What's going on?

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Chandler was hitting on

the hot delivery girl.

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I was not. And oh, God! Shh!

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I'm sorry, but you were. And besides,

if anyone should be hitting on her...

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...it's the guy who's single...

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...the guy who can do something about it.

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Sounds like someone wants to be

Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.

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Well...

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Is that what this is about?

You like Caitlin?

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Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years

ago. You've been married since then.

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I think it's okay

that we see other people.

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- I was watching her at the pizza place.

- Mm-hm.

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And she was just so sexy and funny

and has the cutest little...

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We don't need her measurements.

Ha, ha.

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Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.

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I know she's pretty and you love her,

but is she stupid?

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She forgot my vegetarian.

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This is perfect. She'll have

to come back here with your pizza.

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And when she does,

I will turn on the charm "au" Ross.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, I am so glad you don't eat meat.

Ha, ha.

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- See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.

- Mm.

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Hey, everybody, look who's here!

You remember my grandmother.

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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

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- Big night!

- Yeah, it's so cool.

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Joey on Law and Order.

You must be very proud.

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Chandler, she doesn't understand

a word of English.

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Ha, ha, I thought you were

Joey's other grandmother.

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I've done it again.

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Nonnie's my biggest fan.

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She's the only one in the family

who's always believed in me.

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[BOTH SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

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Big star.

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My big fat Joey star.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, I weighed, like,

27 pounds when I was born.

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Hey.

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- Happy anniversary.

- Happy anniversary, 10 months.

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- Oh! Mm.

- Mm.

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Um, in the shower I was thinking

about our first night in London.

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Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's

right there.

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- The one who speaks English?

- The one who doesn't.

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That was some hot love you gave me.

Ha-ha-ha.

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- I'll get ready.

- Wear those earrings I got you.

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Oh, that's a great idea. I was saving

them for something special.

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CHANDLER:

Mm.

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- You've got to go home.

- But I like it here.

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Go home and get the earrings you borrowed.

He wants me to wear them.

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I think they're in my purse.

Go get dressed and I'll look for them.

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Okay.

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Ahem, Rach. Hi.

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I need those earrings you borrowed.

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Oh. Um...

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- Okay.

PHOEBE: Okay.

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- Yeah, I'll be right back.

PHOEBE: Okay.

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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Wow, Pheebs, you speak Italian?

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I guess so.

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- Here you go.

- Thanks. Wait, where's the other one?

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Oh, what, you want both of them? Ha, ha.

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Rachel Karen Green,

where's the other earring?

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Okay, okay. Look, just don't freak out,

but I kind of lost it.

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Oh, I know it's in the apartment,

but I definitely lost it.

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What'll I tell Monica?

She wants to wear them tonight.

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- Tell her to wear her own earrings.

- These are her earrings.

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No. No.

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You lent me Monica's earrings?

I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff.

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- Why not?

- Because I lose her stuff!

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MAN [ON TV]:

He, uh, left a little after 2.

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You see that blind guy right there?

I'm gonna bash his head in later.

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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

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Oh, uh, my big scene's coming up.

Uh, the big scene coming up.

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If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up,"

would she know the difference?

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Rach, what are you doing?

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Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary.

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- Huh.

- It's a diaper commercial.

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Oh, yeah, well, you know me.

Babies, responsibilities...

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[SCREAMS]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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CAITLIN: Pizza delivery.

- I'll get it! I will get that!

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CAITLIN: Hi.

- Hi.

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- One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50.

- Ah.

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Uh, by the way, if it makes

you feel any better, uh...

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...I happen to like 8-year-old boys.

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What?

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Oh, I mean... No, no, no. The, uh...

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Your hair. Before. Your hair.

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You said you thought your hair

looked like an 8-year-old boy's...

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...and I'm just saying I like it.

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The hair.

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Oh. Thanks.

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You understand, I don't actually

like 8-year-old boys.

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All I'm looking for is the money.

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Here you go.

Now, stop bringing us pizzas, you.

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- I'm gonna try. Ha, ha.

CHANDLER: Okay.

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[CHANDLER SIGHS]

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You're welcome.

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You couldn't let me have her,

could you?

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- What?

- This is a girl I really like...

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...and you had to swoop in there!

- What's going on?

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Chandler was flirting

with the hot delivery girl.

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Thank you for that.

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I was not flirting.

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It's okay. I don't care. Ha, ha. It's fine.

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- Really?

- Really?

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It's no big deal. I do it all the time.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So, uh... Ahem.

You flirt with guys all the time?

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Sure. It doesn't mean anything. Just like

I know it doesn't mean anything with you.

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But there's a big difference.

You're a lot hotter.

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True story.

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Ha, ha. This actually bothers you?

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Yes, and I think

it'd bother a lot of people.

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When you were going out with Ross, did it

bother you when he flirted with other women?

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Uh, no. No, it bothered me when

he slept with other women.

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And thank you for that.

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But I never had anything to worry about.

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Ross was never very good

at the flirting thing.

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What...? What...? Ha, ha.

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What are you talking about?

It worked with you.

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Oh. No, you're right.

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We met, you flirted and then,

bam, nine years later, you had me.

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All right. All right.

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You know what I'm gonna do?

I am gonna order another pizza.

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And when Caitlin gets here...

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...I will show you how well I flirt.

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- I will get her phone number.

- Oh, well...

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And not the one on the menu.

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- I found it.

- Oh, thank God! Where was it?

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On your dresser.

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- Okay, that is the one we already have.

- Oh.

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Okay, here's my big scene.

My big scene's here.

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- What do you bet nobody heard anything?

- No bet.

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BRISCOE:

Anybody home?

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- Oh, my God.

- What?

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Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill

my grandmother if she finds out. Ha, ha.

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- Oh, what is it?

- Uh, they cut me out of the show.

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What?

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- Are you sure?

- Maybe your scene's coming up.

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JOEY: Not likely. Because you see

that body bag right there?

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RACHEL: Yeah.

- I'm in it.

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This is terrible. What'll you do?

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I don't know. But this little old lady

lives for my career.

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When they dumped me off

Days of Our Lives, she almost died.

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That's not good.

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You're not smiling. Not that face!

Smile, everybody smile! Ha, ha.

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Why don't you just tell her what happened?

It's not your fault.

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If we keep talking this way,

aren't we gonna freak her out soon?

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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

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Oh, uh, soon. I'm gonna be on soon.

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There I am!

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NONNIE:

No.

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Sam Waterston!

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Oh, no, no. That's me. That's me!

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No. Sam Waterston.

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Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One.

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She doesn't know "hello,"

but she knows Capricorn One.

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- Phoebe.

- Hmm?

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I need those earrings.

We're leaving when the show's over.

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But I already gave them back to you.

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No, you didn't.

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All right, I already didn't gave them

back to you. That's what I said.

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Ahem. Where's that other earring?

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It's not here, Pheebs. It's not here. Oh!

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I went to Chandler's last night.

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Make sure you check

Chandler's jewelry box.

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Wait a minute, Chandler has a jewelry box?

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Okay, we have 10 minutes.

Do you want me to get into that now?

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Hey, Pheebs.

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How's that, uh...

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...vegetarian pizza

working out for you, huh?

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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You and those, uh, vegetables

have a real, uh...

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...thing going on, huh?

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Why are you being weird?

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Do you like it?

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No. That would be,

"Why are you being cute?"

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Okay. I'm working on my flirting.

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Oh! I did not get that.

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So, uh, Monica, do you like

Law and Order?

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- Yeah, it's good.

- Oh.

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I found out all this stuff about you.

You like Law and Order...

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...and you've flirted with every guy

in the tri-state area.

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Shh. Shh.

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Okay, let me get this straight.

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It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me?

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Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up.

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Look, I'm sorry, but some things

are different for men and women.

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Go on, teach me about men and women.

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Okay. I've already taught you

so much already, but whatever.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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When you flirt with a guy,

you think, "No big deal."

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But the guy thinks, "Finally!

Somebody who wants to sleep with me."

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- No way!

- It's true.

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- Well, that's pathetic.

- Again, true.

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- This goes for all guys?

- All guys that are awake.

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Then we go to sleep.

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All guys from the other end of the world

wake up and behave the exact same way.

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All right. It's another commercial

and I still haven't told her.

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Joey, this is the last commercial.

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- You got, like, 10 minutes left.

- I know!

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What am I gonna do? Oh!

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You are not gonna run out

and leave her here.

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Yeah, all right. Oh!

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Joey?

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Uh, Joey's gonna be right back.

Right back?

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[LAUGHS]

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Meanwhile, let's talk about you.

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So, you're old and small.

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RACHEL [WHISPERS]: Hey.

- [WHISPERS] Did you find it?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] The earring, no.

But I found my sunglasses.

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I've been looking for these

since last summer.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Those are my sunglasses.

You borrowed them from me.

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Okay. Calm down. Here they are.

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Phoebe.

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PHOEBE: What do we do?

- I don't know. I don't know!

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[PHOEBE SCOFFS]

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We'll just have to tell Monica, that's all.

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Oh, God! She's gonna kill me.

00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,972

- Oh.

- I could tell her it was all my fault.

00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,765

Oh, that'd be great.

00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,270

Mon, could I talk to you?

00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,273

- Yeah. What is it?

- Um...

00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,483

I lost one of your earrings.

00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,528

I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.

00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,530

Wow.

00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,660

All right, well, I mean, what can you do?

If you lost it, you lost it.

00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,204

I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.

00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,498

That's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.

00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,875

- No.

- Oh.

00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,002

Look at you. Come here.

00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,712

PHOEBE:

Aw.

00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,966

- You feel better? Ha, ha.

- Yeah. You're the best.

00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,385

Okay, wait a minute.

00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,221

Wait a minute, I can't do this.

00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,724

Listen, honey, it's not Phoebe's fault.

00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,684

She lent me the earrings.

00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,438

I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey.

I feel terrible too.

00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,400

That is exactly why

I do not lend you stuff!

00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,655

First it's my jewelry.

If it's not that, it's my sweater.

00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,199

And if it's not my sweater,

it's my sunglasses.

00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,368

- Your sunglasses?

- Yes.

00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,995

Oh, right.

00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,204

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,124

CAITLIN: Pizza.

- Mine, mine, mine!

00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,752

Okay, here goes.

00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,172

Prepare yourselves

for some class-A flirting.

00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,090

Okay, hold on.

00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,634

Okay.

00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,473

If you really like this girl,

I don't think flirting is the right way...

00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,266

Ah! Ah! Ah!

00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,226

You'll see.

00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,770

Okay.

00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,647

[LAUGHS]

00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,607

Oh, what's her name?

00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,942

ALL:

Caitlin!

00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,110

Caitlin.

00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,200

[LAUGHS]

00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,493

ROSS:

Hey.

00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,204

Oh, we can't keep eating like this.

Ha, ha.

00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,833

Heh. It's, uh, $12.50.

00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,627

Okay, um...

00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,754

So...

00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,552

Do you make the pizzas in one

of those, uh, wood-burning ovens?

00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,015

No, actually, I think they're gas.

00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,601

Gas? Wow, ha, ha.

00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,646

Intense.

00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,818

If this is the way all the Gellers flirt,

we don't have a problem.

00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,654

Hey, uh...

00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,407

You know that smell gas has?

00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,287

Yeah.

00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,331

They put that in.

00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,125

What?

00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,377

The gas is odorless.

00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:49,465

But they add the smell

so you know when there's a leak.

00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,385

Well, okay.

00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,432

A lot of other gas smells.

00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,397

Oh, the humanity.

00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,903

Methane smells...

00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,158

You know what?

Um, actually, I really should go.

00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,327

- Oh, but I haven't paid you yet.

CAITLIN: That's okay.

00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,581

You guys have ordered so many

that this one's on me.

00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,958

WOMAN [ON TV]:

Last I heard...

00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,837

...the cops had over 600

reported missing women still.

00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,047

Six hundred.

00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,301

Was I talking to her about gas?

00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,929

More so than anything else.

00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,350

I found it interesting.

00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,812

I'm sorry.

00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,148

Hey, hey. Don't worry about it.

00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,819

In nine years, she and I

will be right there! Ha, ha.

00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,745

Okay. Well, I'm gonna clear out

some of these boxes.

00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,288

[CLEARS THROAT]

00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,461

- Ross?

- Yeah?

00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,214

What else do they add smell to?

00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,887

Caitlin! Caitlin! Hi.

00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,348

Hi, I'm Rachel. Oh.

00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,475

From upstairs, people with all the pizza.

00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,143

Oh, was there a problem?

00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,354

No, they're fine. Great pizza.

00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,524

But, actually, um, my friend Ross...

00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,569

...he just gets really nervous

when he's flirting.

00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,614

Oh, my God! That was flirting?

00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,241

- Yeah.

- Wow.

00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,284

I know, I know.

00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,704

I'm telling you,

once you get past that part...

00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,332

...where it just feels like you wanna die...

00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,501

...he's a really good person.

00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,295

- The guy with the gas?

- Yeah.

00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,590

I'm telling you, he's really

sweet and really funny...

00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,051

...and he's just, oh, got a good heart.

00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,347

- And besides, I think he really likes you.

- Really?

00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,518

Well, we have seven people

and 10 pizzas. What do you think?

00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,521

I thought Joey was there.

00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,442

You've got till Monday.

Then I move to dismiss.

00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,405

Hey, Ross?

00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,992

Um, I just ran into Caitlin

in the hallway.

00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,996

Uh, you must be getting better at

this flirting stuff than I thought. Ha, ha.

00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,581

- What?

- I don't get it...

00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,542

...but she wanted me

to give you her phone number.

00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,169

Oh.

00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,465

And she just gave you this?

00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,009

Yeah.

00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,431

Rach, thanks. But I don't need

you doing me any favors.

00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,100

I didn't. I didn't. She thought you were cute.

00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,686

Well, that I can believe.

00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,730

Yeah.

00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,983

Hey, is the show still on?

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,526

Almost over, man.

00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,069

JOEY:

Hey, Nonnie.

00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,529

Oh! Is that the Pope?

00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,822

CHANDLER:

Hey.

00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,951

Why am I looking?

00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,621

Oh, Nonnie, here I am!

This is my big scene.

00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,165

All right, back off!

00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,919

I got a gun!

00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,837

I'm not afraid to use it.

00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,088

Oh, Joey.

00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,715

That's right, Nonnie.

00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,468

You couldn't have at least

changed your shirt?

00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,722

Now, I want a suitcase

filled with $100,000...

00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,932

[DUCK QUACKS]

00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,767

Shh! Shoo, shoo!

00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,187

Filled with $100,000 in small bills.

00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,773

And if I don't get... Shoo!

00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,234

And if I don't get it...

00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,278

...I'm gonna shoot this duck!

00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,697

Oh, no!

00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,700

I'm coming out!

00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,168

And she's supposed to buy this?

00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:58,214

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,509

[SINGING]

Ground control to Major Tom

00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,638

Commencing countdown

00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,723

Engines

00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,850

On

00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,859

That's, uh, scenes

from next week's show. Next week.

00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,947

I am definitely gonna watch that.

00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,454

What about these?

Do these look the same?

00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,707

- Definitely.

- Not as each other.

00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,667

Oh, then, no.

00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,255

- Hey, you ready?

- Hi. Yeah.

00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,798

- You look amazing.

- Aw.

00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,758

I'm the luckiest man in the world.

00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,594

- Oh, you're about to get a little luckier.

- Mm-hm.

00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,472

- Let me see the earrings.

- Oh, right, the earrings.

00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,224

They look great.

00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,893

Does your boyfriend have

the best taste or what?

00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,147

My boyfriend really does

have great taste.

00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,441

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,568

[MOUTHING]

00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,777

[GRUNTS]

00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,988

- Thanks for picking out the earrings.

- Mm-hm.

00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,369

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